ShortPistolZA:

Where do I even begin Let me start by saying I know scorpio like the back of my hand because I have a lot of scorpio in my own birth chart.
Anyway, Spsychopios are crazy lol. Scorpios make loyal & true friends & they expect the same from people. Scorpios are loners because they don't like people much. They find most people fake. Scorpios don't do meaningless anything, especially meaningless chit-chat just for the sake of talking. Scorpios want it all or nothing at all. To them it's just choose. Black OR White, no grey. Scorpios are brutally honest to the point of being rude. They hate lies or sugarcoating. Scorpios are EXTREMELY moody. There are days when they don't feel like talking at all. Scorpios can read people like a book. Scorpios read between the lines. They dont hear what you're saying, they hear what you're not saying. They have amazing intuition. Scorpios are vengeful, obsessive & paranoid. Scorpios hate being humiliated so they will never forgive wrong doing until they get even. Tit for tat. Scorpios have disturbing eyes which make people feel uncomfortable. Hence most scorpios like wearing dark sunglasses. Scorpios usually have difficult lives because they are ruled by Pluto the planet of destruction & reconstruction. Scorpios have seen it all but they always dust themselves up & never give up. Scorpios hate people who whine about stùpid bullshyt, they want people to toughen up & grow th F up. Scorpios are badass. Scorpios love sexx. They express their feelings through sexx. They think & even dream about sexx. Scorpio is a very sexxual sign. Scorpio rules the private parts so they're prone to infections in that area. STDs etc. Scorpios are manipulative & controlling because they don't like to feel out of control. They also like bathing with very hot water. They also like horror movies & out of the ordinary things. Their favourite colour is black & they like spicy food.
I'll stop there because there's too much to say on Scorpios.

Wtf? Is this voodoo or what? This is an extremely acute description of who I am. Like every letter, every word written up here is me to the core.

I have never taken this whole zodiac thing serious but mate, this is too creepy.

Belovedd:

Uncle Uti is Ibo, Stop being ignorant, there are ibo speaking tribea in delta and Uti is from one of the tribes, I am also delta ibo. Secondly Uti stays on 1004, he even said it when he was in the house.

1004 is an overrated and overpriced slum. He needs to get a better place.

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

Eustachio:


Hahahaha.. The rants of malnourished, deranged, tree-hopping, African monkey. I'm a nobody yet you are crying over my omission of your inconsequential pathetic monikers. You know the truth? I forgot your moniker because you are worth less than pile of refuse and your IQ is in the negative integers. Look at this hypocrite that place no importance on online reputation, yet you are having spasm over me not remembering you. It shows you are nonentity, and not even your brain can remember you.

Okotorigba....shoit!

decanta:

He is not a ladies man....an over suspicious person like him can't be a ladies man....this guy will be reading his girlfriend's text msgs.

Lwkmd. See finishing.

ShortPistolZA:


He did cook once, fried some chicken & other things.

BTW, why is JJ doing all the reading? Is Macky an illiterate? Yho!

Beverly was just like that last year. Perhaps, he is dyslexic.

azaania:

I don't hate Tayo I hate his bad behavior he is showing to the Africa ,he could have learn from his fellow Nigeria winners like Uti and Kevin who won it fairly without cause repeated troubles in the house.Nigeria have great performers,artists,entertainers like Ramsey,Psquare,Fela,Davido,Genevive,Uti etc who knows how to entertain peoples the selection team made mistake to select Tayo because of his bad behaviour who unfortunately doesn't know to entertain but to irritate viewers except his blind fans

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Abeg swerve.

Eustachio:


Some might get sacked today for "lapse in concentration" while working












And still end up booking no space.

My lapse in concentration is now justified.

spade:
Sooo, I landed on Page 1000, huh?

You are now sober abi?

Page 1000 got filled up in less than a minute. That was a mad rush.

Lwkmd. See people asking "we don enter", "are we there yet?" "I made it" on page 1001.

Did I make it?

Father, into your hands I commit this post.

And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force. (Matthew 11:12)

Page 1000- The page that separates the strong/violent from the weak.

Now, I know how the housemates feel like on eviction nights. The tension here is overwhelming.

Eustachio:


It happened to Forkadict, last year.

He was sacked?

Eustachio:


Some might get sacked today for "lapse in concentration" while working












And still end up booking no space.

This is what I fear the most.

iamord:
So big Brother discussion has now turned into another ghana nigeria immature sentiment crap. Na wa o!

Look on the bright side. The "immature sentiment crap" is getting us closer to page 1000.

fynegurl:
Who are those from same country still in the house?

JJ/Butterphly- Zimbabwe
Goitse/Sheillah- Botswana

chrisviral:


Last two years: I remember people said it's the worst they have ever watched, last year, same people said it's the worst they have ever watched, im not shocked your saying it now, some people are actually enjoy this BBA!

Just say, the HMS didn't meet up to your own personal billing, they didn't do what you needed them to do!

The show keeps heading south. Just when one thinks the show cannot possibly get worse, it does the following year.

Aitee1:

@bolded...
So at 19 You are already a graduate
Keeping up with the lies is actually a hard thing to do

Graduating from university at 19 is very common in this country. When people now graduate from secondary school at 14.

spade:

Please, this is the ROA number. I no know how many times I go sing am like song before una memorize am. Write it down somewhere.

Will this work with the wechat app thingy?

Trezagah- Butterphly and Sipe.

Tayo- Macky 2 and Idris.

Sipe- JJ and Goitse.

Sheillah- Idris and Sipe.

Nhlanhla- Macky 2 and Idris.

M'am Bea- Goitse and Macky 2.

Macky 2- Nhlanhla and Tayo.

JJ- Goitse and Sipe.

Idris- Sheillah and Tayo.

Goitse- JJ and Tayo.