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Jokes Etc / Re: Y Do Most Nairalanders Dislike D Mod Sexkillz?? by bolington(m): 2:08pm On Jun 16, 2015
chymystique:
I ve Noticed that Some Peeps here Dnt lik d MOD Sexkillz.. Their Signatures Says Ill abt him esp about him Molesting ppl.. Is he Gay or Wah??
CHAII CHISOS, abeg abeg abeg, i cover my yansh with the blood of chisos.
Jokes Etc / Dnt Over-laugh, Dnt Break Ur Ribs by bolington(m): 1:55pm On Jun 16, 2015
Can't Stop laughing oo
1. If your woman catches you
looking at another woman, turn
to her and say "sweetheart, I’m
glad you don’t dress like
that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused.
They'll beat their kids with
the intent of making them cry
and then start beating them
again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are
The BEST MAN In Her Life,
Don't Be Surprised To See
Yourself Standing Beside Her
Husband On Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when
he Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining
about girls that are looking for
Richmen, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you
too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do
you know there are people in
your village that don't want you
to succeed? Quickly text
"thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10
years older than u, just stop
calling him baby. and start calling
him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo,
Sir Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat
Eba are our major problem in
this country.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll
see a notice board say "man
wanted with 40 Years
experience, must be aged 25
10. Being a good person is like
being a goal keeper,no matter
how many goals u Save...People
will only remember the ones
You missed.
11. India has never been to the
World Cup because FIFA
won'tallow them sing and dance
for 20 minutes after every
goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend
should not be your source of
income everyday. Cos it's only a
relationship, not a job
opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an
Afro in Nigeria movie and his
spirit will come back with a low
cut. So Barbing saloon dey that
side?
14. Strangling your wife for
making indomie as dinner is not
domestic violence, it is self-
defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for
4 Years. Is she your
University Degree?
16. New ways of crossing roads
in Nigeria, check sideways 4
motors, & look up 4 plane-crash,
& look down 4 bomb, & look
back 4 kidnapp, and now run
zig~zig 2 dodge bullets.
17)its only on nairaland I see that some peeps will read ur post and
won't appreciate rather they will
run to copy and paste post. lolzzz.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Riddle: Head And A Tail by bolington(m): 1:40pm On Jun 16, 2015
this speaks a lot about You...get a life bro
guy ur body dey release too much adrenalin, i dnt think u know y i hissed there? Stop being rude for no reason.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: IT Manager/enterprenuer by bolington(m): 1:31pm On Jun 16, 2015
u guys should help issues naw. Drop links.
Jokes Etc / Re: If The Last 2 Digits Of Your Phone Number Was…. by bolington(m): 1:19pm On Jun 16, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Be Ajekpako,who You Be. by bolington(m): 4:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
Nostalgia21:

You mess akpu fly gate.
You mess all the fish Wey dey river disappear.

lol. good old days. #ajekpako #ajegunleborn
ur pa mess dey stain white, u die open 1 eye.. chaii if u are nt in #ajegunle those day, then u missed
Jokes Etc / Re: Trust Me Real Nigerian Men Hv D Answer by bolington(m): 11:23pm On Jun 11, 2015
fruqsy:
1st this is a copy and paste work...
2ndly...since you wanted the copy and paste thing would have shown creativity by making it much more interesting than this
3rdly...why is my opinion needed when it's just a pirated work and you need to be sued for it.
4th...pray there should be no election in 2015
i cant believe there are cheap guyz here, guy use ur mb facebook abeg. Still on d matter she go continue to go dey stay with her mama.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Can Anyone Help Me With The Sample Of A Business Proposal Letter. by bolington(m): 10:31am On Jun 10, 2015
Paulpaulpaul:
Go to

ehow.com

You will see enough business proposal samples. Just search for business proposal sample when you are on the site. I got mine there sometimes last year.


Check it and thank me later.
thanks dude, i found another link, i will drop it later for other people usage.
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: lington stitches by bolington(m): 4:47pm On Jun 09, 2015
call in for latest designer jackets and shirts. Etc......

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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: lington stitches by bolington(m): 4:44pm On Jun 09, 2015
thank you all that called in for orders.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancy For A Php/graphics Guru by bolington(m): 1:06pm On Jun 09, 2015
if lagos island is okay.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Responds by bolington(m): 1:01pm On Jun 09, 2015
weirdtee:
Babanla GNLD buruku!
lolx, these GNLD guys mean busniness oooo.
Jobs/Vacancies / IT Manager/enterprenuer by bolington(m): 12:56pm On Jun 09, 2015
IT management in general is my only option, i have 6 certificate in IT courses, can fix any hardware/software fault, the most interesting part is: i have no job. Any IT position/link in an IT/non IT firm will do please. Email: bolingtonjuniorATyahooDOTcom
Jobs/Vacancies / Please Can Anyone Help Me With The Sample Of A Business Proposal Letter. by bolington(m): 12:17pm On Jun 09, 2015
please can anybody help me with a well updated business proposal letter. If u dnt have an idea our hints or options or advice will be well appreciated.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by bolington(m): 11:44am On Jun 09, 2015
beware..... GNLD are now using new company name to send interview invitation. To be truthful which good company will send me job invitation when i did not apply for job there?
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddle: Head And A Tail by bolington(m): 4:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
mtweeeeew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich - UCL: (1 - 3) On 19th February 2013 by bolington(m): 12:00pm On Feb 18, 2013
gunner is the true winner of tomorrows[b] match[color=#990000][/color].[/b][/b][b]
Fashion/Clothing Market / lington stitches by bolington(m): 10:09pm On Jun 22, 2012
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A trial will convince you......

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Fashion/Clothing Market / We Sew Quality. by bolington(m): 9:57pm On Jun 22, 2012
Suits, Pant trousers(butt cut or pen), shirts, Ankara, jacket? then u are at the right place we sew to utmost pride. bring out the personality in you and your desire to fashion.
contact: BOLA ODUBANJO or our tel: 08094994773.
A trial will confuse you.....
Jokes Etc / Re: Even If U've Seen This Before, Still Laugh by bolington(m): 9:49am On Jun 20, 2012
d man butt 4 hot enn. na God want cauth am.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hosni Mubarak Is Dead? by bolington(m): 9:15am On Jun 20, 2012
only if dey want 2 be greatfull will they forget him
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate: Okotie Slams NEDG Over Snub by bolington(m): 2:50pm On Apr 01, 2011
WURUWURU DON FULL NIGERIA MAYBE DEM KNOW SAY OKOTIE GO OPEN DEM YACH[buttom] NAI MAKE DEM DELETE HIM NAME,too smart 4 deir liking. tongue tongue tongue
Politics / Re: General Buhari Is A Disappointment To Me. He Is Unfit To Be President. by bolington(m): 1:05pm On Mar 31, 2011
LETS GIVE THE CAP WHO IT FITS,LETS GIVE FRESH AIR A CHANCE TO BLOW AWAY BAD AIR IN NIGERIA.

GOODLUCK NIGERIA GOODLUCK JONATHAN.
JONATHAN 4 PRESIDENT 2011/2012.
Religion / Re: Who Wrote The Bible And Why It Matters by bolington(m): 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2011
yea u're right
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Important: Notice to Jobseekers by bolington(m): 3:13pm On Mar 28, 2011
naija is full of money lovers[fast money makers] thats the reason.

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