We all are human being created by one God, before religion and tribalism came and divide us.

hmmmmmmm

This is exactly me in the making. I love boobs pass life itself. I can take life threatened risks just to suck boobs

To be sincere, boobs is life.
I can't function well without sucking my wife boobs.

Ara bu ndu.

Do you cover south East, Onitsha Precisely?

sweetsell:
Where did I indicated I am from Anambra ? Pls primary school dropout ain't allowed to quote me, thanks.

So, you are not from Anambra, Ok then tell me your source MR UNIVERSITY GRADUTE. That's how you run your mouth over what you didn't know well. Bleep off joor.

meekhat:
This lockdown has forced me to start commenting on nairaland. I have been an old member of this forum but hardly comment. I come to nairaand upto four times each day since I joined the forum in 2013 to read news, comments and laugh about the funny ones. I also believe there are thousands (if not millions) who don't comment like me.
Back to the main topic. I had a shocking experience on the evening our dear president gave his last speech on covid-19.While the presidential broadcast was on, I had walked into a woman's shop whom I respect so much.
To my amazement, this woman (she has no business with IPOB or whatever) asked whether I observed anything from the "so called Buhari" I didn't understand her vividly as I simply responded "That's Mr President addressing us na". The woman laughed strangely as she insinuated that's not the Buhari she knew. This happened in Lagos.
As I left her shop, I went into deep thinking. People (in the south especially) are gradually beginning to believe Nnamdi Kanu's stories (whether real or fabricated). That was not the first time I have heard non Igbos in Lagos saying the same thing.
NOW MY POINT IS THIS: Why is FG keeping mum and allow Nnamdi KANU embarras our president with such weighty allegation? At least a whole Nigerian FG has the resources and connection to get KANU banned on social media permanently for spreading false information. Could the so called 'cabal' actually be hiding something?
Honestly, intelligent Nigerians are beginning to suspect the whole story. I also observed that there seems to be some people who are paid on nairaland to USE INSULT AND ABUSE to silence kanu's voice. This strategy is not working and will never work (it can only work for the unintelligent ones).
How can a man somewhere over the years be insisting that a whole president of Nation is dead and replaced with a body double and the FG keeps quiet? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL because all smart Nigerians know he is not.
There are many things Nnamdi KANU had said which nobody believed but they later appeared to be true. One of such examples is his insistence that our beloved VP has been sick, and real and truelly, the Osibanjo I saw yesterday looked sick indeed.
Honestly, I never took this Nnamdi KANU serious, but right now, I can't believe what I am thinking.
Nigerian Government should use her influence to block KANU for dishing out lies if they are TRUELY sure he is lying.
Believe me, people are begining to believe this guy. Using derogatory comments to dismiss his allegations is becoming STALE.

An Adage says "You can't cut the head off because of headache " in the same vein calling for the ban of Nnamdi Kanu social media accounts because you felt that he is not saying the truth is uncalled for. Before then, have you tried to verify his claims in other to acertain if he is really saying the truth or not? Because there may be an atom of truth in every supposed rumors.
Have you come to ask yourself why.
1. Our supposed president have not issued any live broadcast since the supposed date that kanu said the Buhari died?
2. Why have our supposed president have not granted any live press interview since the said date?
3. Why FG haven't come out boldly to prove to Nigerians that Buhari is not been replaced by body double?
Amongst others
You and I knows that this current political regime is based in lies and propaganda.
I strongly believed that there are still wise people in Nigeria

Mind you that those Politicians in Aso rock can do anything to cling to power
So, we as Nigerians need to verify the true identity of that man in Aso rock, because we elected him.

sweetsell:
Obiano no de play, the best governor so far this set. Some fools will be claiming the fraudster Peter Obi who does not even come close was investing in social infrastructures while construction physical infrastructure similar only to those constructed by the failure Ikpeazu.

I can swear with my balls that you are not from Anambra State.
Bleep off from this post oh thee hater

Wow....nice works..I love them

yinkaOdutuyo:
This is not a joking matter at all, I'm in love with my babe and she love me too.

But early this week, we had a misunderstanding of which I said if she cant agree to what I want we should quit the relationship, but instead she started crying alone in the room and did a WhatsApp video call showing me a bottle of snipper, she bought in the morning, which she was threatening to drink it and poison herself because I told her am quitting the relationship.

This is the issue that do happen


Bro, the issue that happened between us doesn't worth quitting a relationship, but I just decided..

What is happened is she like making Male friends of which am not comfortable with, of which I use to tell her but she wont listen, she just see it as normal stuff but I dont like it..

And I told her, if she cant do away with those male friend or making male friends, she should go and date them, I can date or keep a girl with many male friends.


I love her too, but she is doing what I hate most in relationship. She is keeping too much of male friends, which I warned her, but she refuse to change.


But after much begging and assurance she didn't drink the snipper, but she said she will keep it till the day I might say am not interested in the relationship anymore and she will kill herself and leave a note.

But she swear her life that any day I call off the relationship she will poisoned herself with the snipper she want to keep for other time.

She is a C&S girl she said, she love me and ready to marry me and she can do or undo to marry me, if truly I would marry her and she will stop making male friends or close male friends.

Pls what can I do about this?

Bro make I tell you the bitter truth... Those male besties are strafing her. And she has found out that she can emotionally blackmail you.

Don't go into marrying the girl out of pity of fear.

If really you decided to continue with that girl, prepare for the worst.

If you want to quit the relationship, I suggest you starts to withdraw bit by bit...start by minimising the frequency of communication and physical contact with her. Then others will fall in place

May God bless those at the fore front in fighting covid 19 in Nigeria.

Say no to drugs

doctore212:
Na waa ooo.

Am finished. Na babe I follow come Kano and this lockdown started, now no where to run. We don knack me I don tire.

I want to go back to Abula.

Pls does anyone have any idea how I go fit japa from Kano. Its a bit urgent. I no like the babe again

Am sorry brother...Enjoy the kpekus while it last.... Its not safe out there.

Hmmmmm, very educating

So crying can make someone celebrity.

Sorry ma.....hunger virus is real

Konji na bastard.

Innocent of what?

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Hakeem12:
I don't even know where to start, your bullshiit about scaring Africans to receive vaccines or the one about 5g. I can't believe in 2020, people still think like this. Are you a medical expert, a radiologist, a scientist? Can you back up your claims with evidence?

First of all, 5g cannot cause coronavirus. None of the conspiracy theories that try to link 5G and the coronavirus even make sense. The virus is spreading in countries without access to 5G, the frequencies from 5G can’t harm your body, and COVID-19 is caused by a contagious virus that is in no way related to electromagnetic waves. Even the general correlation between 5G and COVID-19 doesn’t stand up to scrutiny: they’re both global phenomena happening at roughly the same time, but as soon as you look at specific countries, the correlation falls apart.

5G radio waves aren’t powerful enough to damage the cells in your body alone or transmit a virus.

Oga Calm down. I suggest you go and research the effects of 5G radiation to human health.The truth is that corona virus is contagious but The reason the westerners are dying in droves is that their defense systems in their body is been weaking by the prolong exposure from 5G mask.
Mind you that there is no certified vaccine for Covid 19, What the medical experts does is to boost the immune system and allow the body to fight it off naturally.

personality1000:
Do you want to use hundred naira airtime to make calls for 22 minutes , just say hi for information

Hi

But wait oooo. Must you do shakara.....drop am sharply bro

HenryThegreat1:
Every state governor want his or her own share of donated fund covid419

The case of corona virus in Anambra Is Real. The case here was that, it took the NCDC a lot of time to do their work by collectIng the patient sample.
And after NCDC took the samples of the patient from the said hospital, they didn't send the result back to the hospital management. Instead they went ahead to publish the same .

So St Joseph Hospital was not Officially Aware of the test result of their out patients.
Moreover note that this man has other known health underlying conditions before this issue of corona virus. So the hospital treated him and discharge him because his supposed test result is not forthcoming, and the man has connections.

Update: The said man is in Onitsha General Hospital Isolation Center.

Note: with this non-chalant and relutancy attitude of Nigeria Centre For Disease Control over this issue of bracing up to test suspected cases I fear that hundreds of Nigerians will even have the said virus without knowing. (That's not my prayer oooo. But its the fact...).
I pray that we come out of this sooner than later.
May God protect us all and heal our land.

IamPlato:
If I Ever Hear Anybody Insult Nigerians for Not Staying At home, i Will Insult Your Life.


Coronavirus Is Not In Nigeria... If You Think It Is In Nigeria, tell Me Why Americans Are Dying Massively but Nigerians are Not? America And Nigeria Who Can Contain This Virus More?

The Nigerian government Is The Most Incompetent government, our Health system Is Terrible Compared To America, how Did They Contain The Virus That America Is Struggling to Contain?


In Two Weeks Italy Had Thousands Infected but In Two Weeks Nigeria Barely Had 100


They Put This Country On Lock Down when Many Are Starving, people Are Unable To Work And Feed and The Stupid Government is Unable To Provide For Them.


What Are The Names Of The Persons Who Died In nigeria? Your Government Is Giving Us Names Of Nigerians Who Died In Uk.


In Badagry People Are Doing Their Activities Because government Is Terrible


I De Vex

U might be wrong for concluding that corona virus is not in Nigeria.

I want to inform you that the reason why the Italians and other whites dies more in his pandemic is that their immune system are weak. This is because the exposure to high ultra violent waves from 5G Network masks around their towns.

I suggest you research the health effects of 5G Radiation to health you will understand better.

Another Reason is Gods Grace....
So let us not underestimate that.

JKisOK:

Days after testing positive for coronavirus, the Chief of Staff to President Muhammadu Buhari, Abba Kyari, has spoken from his sickbed over his status.

He disclosed this in a personal statement signed by him and made available to journalists on Sunday evening.

Mr. Kyari said would be transferred from Abuja to Lagos on Sunday for further tests.

"I am writing to let you know that on medical advice, I will transfer to Lagos later today for additional tests and observation. This is a precautionary measure: I feel well, but last week, I tested positive for coronavirus, the pandemic that is sweeping the world. I have followed all the protocols government has announced to self-isolate and quarantine."

"I have made my own care arrangements to avoid further burdening the public health system, which faces so many pressures. Like many others that will test also positive, I have not experienced high fever or other symptoms associated with this new virus and have been working from home. I hope to be back at my desk very soon. I have a team of young, professional, knowledgeable and patriotic colleagues, whose dedication has been beyond the call of duty, who continue to work seven days a week, with no time of the day spared. We will continue to serve the President and people of Nigeria, as we have for the past five years."

Mr. Kyari also thanked health workers as he advised every Nigerian to be calm and diligent.

"We should be calm, measured and diligent - be meticulous in your hygiene, especially with cleaning hands, if possible stay at home or keep your distance. Listen to good advice from the proper authorities: pay no heed to quack cures or fake news from social media. President Buhari will do whatever it takes to protect the health and safety of our people and get the country back on its feet as soon as possible."

"Like the whole world, we are dealing with a new disease. Our experts are learning more all the time about coronavirus, what it does and how we can combat it. What we do know is that while some may become very sick, many others who contract the virus will not, and may have no symptoms at all. This is a disease that recognises no difference between north and south, men or women, rich or poor. We are all in this together," he said.

Nigeria has recorded 111 cases of COVID-19 including one death.

Mr. Kyari is among several top officials who have tested positive for the disease. Others include Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna and Governor Bala Mohammed of Bauchi.

http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/covid-19-abba-kyari-speaks-from-sickbed

Old news....

Corona virus case in Nigeria as at today is above 300...not 111

Sapiosexuall:
Greetings.

I intend to buy this Skyrun Fridge in the coming days. I would like to know if it's a good buy.

Does it freeze quickly?
How long can it hold coolness for?
Does it make the fridge messy with water when it loses its coldness?

I also don't mind other fridge recommendations below 100k

I have a skyrun freezer and I've used mine for 3 years. From my personal experience Skyrun products are very reliable.

It is been designed for Nigeria harsh weather and environmental condition .
It freeze quickly and hold ice longer.

I personally recommend this product.

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GOOD DAY EVERYONE.

Are you one of those who don’t understand what is going on right now, then you will need to read this write up I decided to put out for those who have ears.

I will be talking about

1. The new World Order
2. The corona virus pandemic
3. The 5G network
4. The Grants for African
5. The Mark of the beast

NOW LET ME GIVE YOU A SUMMARY OF MY SUBMISSION
The gods of this world wants to reduce world population for easier control and management. They want to achieve the following objectives

1. One world economy
2. One world government
3. And one world religion

They want to cage humanity and take over power to be controlled by few individuals and big corporations through Artificial Intelligence.

I hope you know that Artificial Intelligence is beyond using machines to act exactly like human beings; because in this scenario, human beings will be turned into a machine by artificially controlling their brains to perform intelligent tasks as obtained in Artificial Intelligence.

To achieve this, they will compel everyone to take a microchip in form of vaccines in their bodies which will permit them to transact businesses and perform all life’s essentials, without which none of these things can be done.

The major crusaders of this event are:

 Bill Gates,
 Elon Musk,
 Jeff Bezos,
 George Soros,
 Warren Buffet,
 Barack Obama,
 Jacob Rothschild,
 Henry Kissinger,
 the Rockerfellers,
 Bill and Hilary Clinton,
 Tony Blair

and many other world billionaires who are in this project together. Recently I watched a video interview of Mark Zuckerberg on YOUTUBE where he promised Billions of dollars to the Bill Gates cause on Covid-19 vaccine.

Now, you might ask yourself, HOW DO THEY PLAN TO ACHIEVE THIS NEW WORLD ORDER?

The answer is found in the ID2020 Alliance manifestos. You can google this.

What is ID2020 Alliance?
ID2020 Alliance is an innovative public-private partnership committed to improving lives through digital identity. According to the information obtained on the official website of ID2020 alliance, for you to get any attention or support to fight poverty, sickness and obtain any good thing in life, you must have a chip implanted in your body, an identification mark that gives you access in the new world order. If you are a Bible student, you will understand what the Bible says concerning this mark in the book of Revelations Chapter 13 verses 16 – 18.

This ID2020 Alliance started a long time ago but was officially presented in 2018 in a more formal articulation and ethical approaches to digital identity,
by an eleven-member board, in partnership with the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR)

Now, to achieve the Digital Identification of everyone on earth, a microchip most be implanted under the skin of everyone. And the only ways to achieve this is to try and make people to willingly accept the implant on their bodies, or put fear in people that will make them accept it.

Guess what?
they decided to use the two options; that is, to put fear in people and make everyone willingly accept the Microchip.

These are the facts

All existing generation networks up to 4G are not capable of delivering the speed that is required to power all essential services that Digital identification requires to work efficiently, therefore the 5G is required with high frequency at short distances.

5G is the only network for the future. Without 5G, there is no appreciable advancement that can be done in technology. This is the reason why they want 5G rolled out at all cost.

Because China is in trade, technology and economic war with USA, they decided to work fast enough to be the first to lunch the 5G network. Sometimes in July 2019 5G network was rolled out in the city of Wuhan. Then later on, the USA, UK, Italy, France, Iran and others rolled out their 5G in selected Cities in their Countries, not with the primary intention to kill people but the 5G network is inevitable.

The people behind this understands that the 5G is harmful, but the only way to know the extent of damage it can cause is to test it. China wants to be ahead so they agreed to use the “new” innovation in a City where they can easily attribute the cause of death that may likely occur to a virus. Wuhan was known for eating live animals that can easily transmit virus to human, hence the decision to use the City.

The effect of the radiation of 5G network on human body will take about bout 5 to 6 months to evidently manifest, according to Science tech researchers. So, the plan was that, once they have casualty, they will quickly perform experiment on the dead body to ascertain the type of damage that took place in the cells of the body and quickly write a code that can prevent this damage from taking place within the body and put it in the microchip that will be implanted under the skin of everyone. This is the vaccine that Bill Gates was talking about. Anybody who has it implanted on his or her skin will not die of 5G radiation damage. They will say you have been vaccinated and you are no more a danger to human community and so you will be permitted to perform transactions over the 5G network, such as buying and selling under the new world order.

The people dying now are just the collateral damages that must take place before they get their vaccine fully ready for deployment, which is the microchip, that is carrying every other information required to power the next generation technology of Artificial intelligence.

Some scientists will tell you that 5G network has nonionizing radiation and so cannot break chemical bonds, but it’s not true. The World Health Organization's International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) in 2011 classified RFR as "possibly carcinogenic to humans". Then in 2012, $30 million study conducted by the U.S. National Toxicology Program (NTP) found “clear evidence” that two years of exposure to cell phone 2nd, 3rd and 4th Generation RFR increased cancer in male rats and damaged DNA in rats and mice of both sexes. The Ramazzini Institute in Italy also replicated these findings and had the same result, how much more the 5G with 10 times frequency emission efficiency.

Now, Bill Gates and Co understands that the 5G network is the only network that can work with the microchips to be implanted in man to achieve the digital identification number, they decided to widen the scope of the conspiracy.

Once the 5G is installed across test run countries, and in few months begins to cause damage to the cells in form of seizures and instant death, they then conspired to attribute the cause of death to a virus. Since the deaths will definitely occur first in Wuhan, being the first City to roll out 5G, they then prepared a highly contagious Covid-19 and introduced it amongst the people so that they can easily attribute the cause of death to Corona Virus.

The people you see that are dying in their hundreds have been so much exposed to the 5G radiation, so that once corona virus attacks them, they can never survive it. These are the people you see that will just fall down and die in streets and homes. Corona virus is not that dangerous as they make it seem to you. It can be treated. The actual cause of death is radiation from 5G.

This situation will now cause great fear in the hearts of people and they will be ready to accept and embrace any solution.

Now, Bill Gates and Co have developed a MicroChip and then lie to the people that it is the vaccine that will immunize the people against Coronavirus. Meanwhile, it is a microchip that will store all the information required for artificial intelligence and also protect humans from radiation damage. The so-called vaccine will be communicating with the 5G network to transmit information. Only those who refused to take the vaccine will be dying from Radiation, but they will lie that it is the coronavirus killing them, that until they take the vaccine everyone will continue to die. Trust me, nobody wants to die a painful death, so people will be submitting to the vaccine from Bill Gates

Everything about you will be stored in that chip. The ability to withdraw any money you have in the Bank will be stored on the chip. You will not need to carry any card or any information on you again because you have been digitally connected to a central server ready for the one world government, one world economy and one world religion. You will be paid money directly to your account but those who have not received their vaccine which contains the microchip will not be able to spend the money. They cannot buy nor sell.

This is why I am so scared of the much talked about the Grant for the poor in Africa, because part of what they will use to entice people is money. They will give Presidents of nations money to adopt and install 5G networks first in their major Cities and then to other Cities. They will also give huge money to Citizens of Africa through Cooperatives and NGOs. The use of this money by the recipients will only be possible if they have been vaccinated. A lot of people will be vaccinated in other to get the money. Remember that both the Government and everybody is broke now and will be ready to do anything to get funded. It is only illuminati that can give N10million to 40 million people in a country. This amounts to N400 trillion. Only the gods of this world can pay this huge amount to each Country in Africa.

Here is my advice to you if you are waiting for any grant from anywhere, as soon as they ask you to get vaccinated before you can access your grant, please run for your life. And if you are yet to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal savior please do now. The end has not come, but it is nearer.

What is really going on with Covid-19 is far too big, too complex, too sinister, too evil, too bizarre and too extraordinary for the average mind to comprehend or accept.

If you stay in Lagos and Abuja, just be observant after the lockdown to see the new installations of 5G networks in some locations. I watched some videos online of these installations but I cannot confirm to you if they are actually the 5G installations. If, however, the installations are for the 5G, this means that they locked you down so that they can do the work. Why was Bill gates saying that more people will die in Africa and especially Nigeria, and that the vaccines should be moved down to Africa?

The Death you are seeing now in Nigeria and Africa at large is the one from Coronavirus and that is why it is not much because it can be treated, and people are recovering from it. After 5 to 6 months of switching on the new 5G network, you will be surprised with the death records we will be having, and they will tell you it’s from Covid-19.

Here are some of the international frontline NGOs that are involved:

1. Mercy Corps.
2. KIVA non-profit organization
3. Hyperledger umbrella
4. iRespond non-profit organization
5. Care international
6. Simprints non-profit
7. International Computing Centre
8. FHI360
9. CITRIS Policy Lab

and several other NGOs who are working with these major ones to distribute money to the poor.

Now, don’t get me wrong; 5G will connect you to everything you can think of. In fact, it is referred to as internet of everything, but it is also a gateway to where you don’t want to go.
The good news is that the rapture must take place before they can be in full charge of the world. The microchip implant in the body is what the Holy Bible describes as the "Mark of the Beast" “666” in the Book of Revelations chapter 13 and once you take it you are doomed forever.

All these are meant to happen after the taken away of the Christians according to the Holy Bible, but Satan is running faster than his shadows. Satan is trying to make sure that some Christians accept this chip even before the rapture takes place.

BE WARNED
Yours Truly
Mr. Austin

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