Tonytonex:
sanction for what?
It's their decision. Can you run a marathon?

Ah-Ah, c'mon it's a competitive sport not some jog in the park, no matter the reasoning(he's my friend or they'll reduce our country's debt etc) it's an illegal move and I hope they're all found guilty and sanctioned this including the Chinko.

I bet the people behind them making this move must have been cursing in the background at the Africans for making it soooo obvious.

naptu2:
Jubril A. Gawat @MR_JAGs

About bloody time, I was getting worried .

Stupid Iran, in one fell swoop they've taken away all the negative energy Israel was receiving from western leaders including the negative energy these western leaders were receiving supporting Israel.

Despite their late Nelson Mandela being released and made president the true SA's still did not (or could not) get their mines back now you have 'whatever oppenheimer' listed as one of the richest Africans , Ay Caramba!

Despite their late lord and saviour

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

So Nigeria is now geographically between Iran and Israel , just kidding glad you had a safe flight with snacks included.

"when the victim was rescued"

Recovered ohhh, not rescued .

Naija and our terminologies, the poor boy's body was recovered not bloody rescued🙄.

The 'white' in him is messing with his head that can be the only explantion for all this.

I know 'death' occurs everywhere but why does it feel that death is so synonymous with Nigeria It's almost like a pastime .

They both looked like age mates (to me)

Based on the ethnicity there's probably more of that(sons) where that came from and best believe I'm not siding the Juden, can't stand them too

Energist:

Kannywood is different from Nollywood, though some few actors do feature in both. Kannywoood movies are 99% in the Hausa language.

Not being a dick but all you've stated is still 100% in Nigeria so ergo it's 'Nollywood'.

faoogoke:

You think she's pretty.
If she's pretty as the picture suggests she won't be married to that man.
No one takes a picture and not attempt to look good especially women.
Ask those who patronise hook up.
What they see online is not always what they get.

Look we've only got this picture to judge her beauty on and from this picture she looked incredibly cute and pretty, may her soul R.I.P.

Rexymania:
I've never heard of "Kennywood" before. Why not name it 'bokowood' that would be much better 🤭

May she rest in peace.

Why not just 'Nollywood', Kano and the rest of the north are still part of Nigeria right?🤔

folks4luv:

Lol. There should be 'haha' button on Nairaland. Victory indeed😂😂😂

STOP PLEASE!🤣🤣🤣

As soon as I saw the topic I knew this would be another list our fellow Nairalanders would be dissapointed to not see our nation on.

Ok, that was cool (the eclipse).

Look at this guy with not a care in the world after peoples livelihood and properties (Ikota) he's destroyed over the past year. He will get his comeuppances...guaranteed.

Maybe if they're lucky the court case will be held in Australia, no matter the treatment they'll receive there it'll probably still be considered a holiday to these two .

Is that all we look for in Nigeria, useless 'records', "tallest University"🙄.

Saying that, I like the way it stands out in the middle of nowhere, it's giving me sci-fi/horror vibes🙂.

phemmie06:
Death! The end of all mankind but what will be your fate after death, what will people say after your death, where will you open your eyes after death

Preferably and hopefully neither heaven or hell, this based on what I've been taught of the two. I want somewhere of my own imaging.

Gotta say it looks very wobbly but I'm sure once completed it'll look better.

kingmaster2009:


Homeless people dey US and UK

Yeah but do you see any there with a young vulnerable child?

Nice. Saying that those are the longest grains of rice I've ever seen, nearly thought it were Spaghetti Jollof.

Rexymania:
Nigeria is beautiful... But some wicked souls won spoil am... From a particular region

Rephrase that to all regions have some wicked souls won spoil Nigeria.

Angelfrost:
In his mind now, na fearless crusader him be!

🤣🤣🤣

Pussyisgud:
running belle

My god, I've not heard that term for stomach ache in a long while but yes you're right about this dish, I was getting running stomach from the pics alone.

Look at the way the staff are showing zero empathy or at least pretending to be.

Namaster:
They are happy to sack as many workers as possible as long as it means immigrants would leave their country alone.

The UK is currently in panic mode. They are afraid of losing their identity.

Their Prime Minister is Indian. The Mayor of London is Pakistani.

Don't forget their current First Minister of Scotland is Pakistani and less than two years ago their 'Chancellor' Kwasi Kwarteng being of full Ghanaian decent, lol the indigene must be pissed.

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Victim mentality again.......

Hear yourself "Victim mentality" , you sound like a white person when anyone but them throws up (valid) discrimination, I really don't know who you non-Igbos think you are; ridiculous.

Unless he did a census on that outdoor camp site(?) then it's his word against Nairaland's

komzy589:

How can someone use my preference to yab me🤦‍♂️. I prefer black to white. There’s something about the white skin that isn’t much appealing to me.

I'll never forget the hilarious reaction I got when tit-for-tat I voiced this to my former white colleague when he stated he couldn't see himself with a black woman. Oh boy I've never seen anyone switch emotions so quick, he's face went immediately red with anger undertones in his voice asking "why don't you find white girls attractive", I didn't answer as I remember getting distracted by something which prompted him to ask again but by that time I got caught up with whatever that someone else was, he was sooo offended by the fact I didn't and never will find his race of women attractive in any form.

Also regarding Vini Junior it may have been the way I assume they referred to him as a black man (n-word etc) that got him crying perhaps?