Briee:








Who get chain here?

toyonnet:
invite her or go to her, wen you spend time with her again the love will surely resurrect

Lala247:


Abi oh

Lala247:


Who told u im hot

Psycopath:
Which weapon is distance using on your relationship? Gun or cutlass?

MicroBox:
We both lived in the same town same state before I secure another job in Kaduna state, which I have since resumed. She came down three weeks after to see my new environment, since then the mode of communication and expression is strictly on phone. I love her so much which I always need to spice up.
The trouble now is......
I am becoming short of words during our phone conversation,
Becoming very less romantic,
Becoming more silent,
and so on.
To make matters worst ...she knew that I am not a complete quite guy,I talk loud and clear when it comes to politics both local and international also science tech and current affairs but my darling no send politics or any science tech matter, she's completely feminine.
Please nairalanders enlighten me more, give me clues...please how do you start a new but interesting topic when on phone with you spouse.
My darling like being real, not too freak by those how much I love you talks...
please can't wait to have topics rolling in please.

U2ice:
Girls no just like truth!!

I chyke my frnd,she ask if I av a gf I said yes

Now she's dating my friend of whi I sure die sey my guy get gf...obviously my guy don sell moimoi gv d bebe

Shud I b jealous cos I de pity d bebe abi mk I jst lock up cos I no play my cards well?

Psycopath:
It annoys me a lot whenever I hear that Naijaboiy or Djeezy are the most handsome in the romance section.... I mean are they attractive than I am?

ivyT:







Exactly

Na dat coming-back-to-beg dey always vex person

Dioxidane:


Some would even go as far as taking some c*m and inserting in their punana after the guy's withdrawal... Crazy girls indeed! But some guys still fall for it though (trapping down with pregnancy ish iMean)...

Fairgodwin:
In regards to your friend's ish: Maybe the lady didn't use it because she had her own reservations about it. It could also be she has a particular type she uses, and not necessarily because she wants a baby. And brother please, tell your friend condoms are better meant for such things.
Now to the story about wanting to tie a brother down, it is quite relative; it actually works for some and it also 'backfire' for some. In some cases, it is unplanned for and when it happens, the lady would have no choice other than to keep it. Some people just hate that thing called, abortion. So they'd rather have the baby even if the guy rejects them, than to commit abortion. And on the other hand, some guys also deliberately get some ladies pregnant, believe me, I've seen a few cases. And overall, some guys actually wish to settle down but they just don't know how, so maybe the baby (pregnancy) is just the push they need to get settled (down).

pretydiva:

pretydiva:
Sowie bro,i didnt quite get wat u wrote.

pretydiva:
..hot slap 4 dat mata

Ipledge:
*try touch her face,but slap dey fear me*

Msquare220:
Seriously there is nothing that you can do that won't hurt her; in accordance to what you have just said she's in love with you " she is now claiming we are in love and we have a relationship"
So the best thing to do is to start ignoring her and feeding her with unnecessary excuses. *Action speaks louder than word*

pretydiva:
Op d earlier u tel her u ain't interested in d relationship, b berra. Buh sm babes shal get fish brain I swear. Dey can open their legs 4 any tommy dike n Harrison jst 4 a mere pot of porridge. N dis is smtin we can work hard 4 n get it ourselves..buh no we 2 like Osho free.. Dis is 1 of d reasons y guys c us as sex objects. D earlier we retrace our steps d beta 4 us n every1 in general

ilovecritics:


Lol.. Good one OP.

Mine happened sometime when i was in final year.. There was this girl I was tryna WOO but she kept making it a big deal for me by doing the normal shakara wey girls dey do.. So one day we went to a party and i saw her there with her friend (Her friend fine like Mami water) who is 10x finer than her. So we got groovy and i realized her friend was looking at me cos our eyes kept meeting, before the party was over i asked her friend to follow me outside so we could talk not knowing that the one i was asking out saw when I asked her to come outside..

Took her more than 10 minutes to come outside the place cos i was getting impatient. So when she finally came out.. I was tryna get to know her and all, while we were talking and because I was under the influence I decided to try something crazy.. I moved in to Kiss her and she didn't decline.. Then I did and she kissed me back. While we were kissing away, someone tapped me on the shoulder.. I turned and Alas it was her friend (The one I have been asking out).

I buried my head down in shame and walked in, few minutes later i couldn't stay there.. I left!!!lol bro sorry.

Na so I loose both girls oo!!

ilovecritics:


Lol.. Good one OP.

Mine happened sometime when i was in final year.. There was this girl I was tryna WOO but she kept making it a big deal for me by doing the normal shakara wey girls dey do.. So one day we went to a party and i saw her there with her friend (Her friend fine like Mami water) who is 10x finer than her. So we got groovy and i realized her friend was looking at me cos our eyes kept meeting, before the party was over i asked her friend to follow me outside so we could talk not knowing that the one i was asking out saw when I asked her to come outside..

Took her more than 10 minutes to come outside the place cos i was getting impatient. So when she finally came out.. I was tryna get to know her and all, while we were talking and because I was under the influence I decided to try something crazy.. I moved in to Kiss her and she didn't decline.. Then I did and she kissed me back. While we were kissing away, someone tapped me on the shoulder.. I turned and Alas it was her friend (The one I have been asking out).

I buried my head down in shame and walked in, few minutes later i couldn't stay there.. I left!!!lol bro sorry.That ewhat we call Gobe.

Na so I loose both girls oo!!

Ipledge:
i no lick plate,n'a she dey suck my dick oo,i only use my finger

Jayjay0:
thinking ....wic lie should i come up with

Fulaboy:
Epic rotflmaooo

dharay99:

why dear? Them give u sack letter ni....

EddyBlingzz:
That your story seems nollywoodish


my only crazy cinema moment is getting up to stretch after an hour plus of sitting, forgetting i was not in my sitting room. Every one at my back started hmmming and were like "where is this bush guy from"