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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Offers To Testify Against Agunloye In $2.3bn Mambilla Arbitration by CalabarPikin: 7:47pm On Dec 13, 2023
True example of old soldier

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Law Student Rapes 100-level Colleague On Campus by CalabarPikin: 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2023
Remove his prick

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Health / Re: Lady Commits Suicide Hours After Her Boyfriend's Death In Adamawa by CalabarPikin: 4:56pm On Dec 13, 2023
Babaken:
I tell you anytime I remember my late GF is just like yesterday but it happen 2012.

July 8 this year....
I lost mine in an accident....
Can't get over it till date..
Politics / Re: Governor Fubara Congratulates Wike On His 56th Birthday by CalabarPikin: 10:14am On Dec 13, 2023
Happy birthday ogogoro master

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Travel / Re: Yuletide: Peace Mass Transit Completes FRSC Training For 2,000 Drivers by CalabarPikin: 6:44am On Dec 13, 2023
With the rate of corruption in FRSC, hope they be able to spot out bad drivers and kick them out. Great percentage of road accident has bn from PMT...
It's the season already, mk people no continue to say na rituals una dey use accident do for money
Politics / Re: Adebayo Adelabu: Nigeria Gets 40,000MW Power From Generators by CalabarPikin: 6:02am On Dec 13, 2023
Clap hand
Clap hand
I say clap hands for Nigeria government

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Health / Re: Lady Commits Suicide Hours After Her Boyfriend's Death In Adamawa by CalabarPikin: 6:00am On Dec 13, 2023
Omo...

Loosing a love one is not easy to let go sha. But suicide should not be an option

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Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu's Wife & Son Keep Him In Ibadan Against His Wishes by CalabarPikin: 12:05pm On Dec 12, 2023
Bliss52:


His wife blocked the chance of him getting herbal cure, calling it poison

Wetin person wan call this one now...
Wickedness or foolishness

I've seen herbal guys handle cases that has made the family spend for Western treatment plus foreign trips sef
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu's Wife & Son Keep Him In Ibadan Against His Wishes by CalabarPikin: 11:47am On Dec 12, 2023
Forget all this Western medicine..

A good herbal doctor will fix him with little change

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Visits Maiduguri For Army Conference, To Address Troops by CalabarPikin: 7:26pm On Dec 11, 2023
I want to see how funny this man will look on uniform

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Politics / Re: Newly-defected Rivers Lawmakers Sing "On Your Mandate We Shall Stand, Jagaban" by CalabarPikin: 11:38am On Dec 11, 2023
Idiets
Crime / Re: Anambra Man Accused Of Killing His Mother & Sister & Burying Them In Enugu by CalabarPikin: 10:25am On Dec 10, 2023
emperor4love:
ur own small sef,if am the villagers, I will first of all sell the organ for money to foot burial and expenses of those he killed first find organ buyers in black market,then the remaining part, I will sell it of to ritualist after all the money realize,we go use am do befitting burial fr ppl he killed...I don't waste mineral resources

😂😂😂

Real mineral resources
Crime / Re: Anambra Man Accused Of Killing His Mother & Sister & Burying Them In Enugu by CalabarPikin: 8:56am On Dec 10, 2023
Omo

Hearts of men are damp wicked

See eehh if I happen to occupy any position that I make judgement for things like this, I swear no body will dare it again after I handle the first one to second case.

In cases like this, you kill him slowly, starting from his smallest toe.
I'll order they kill him in seven days. U harvest his body part one after the other. His smallest toe from both legs the first day, I'll make sure they stop d blood so he don't bleed to death. That will spoil the plan.
Take off his both wrist the second day
Remove his ears the third day
Remove his kneel cap the next day
Harvest his testis
Pill the skin on his skull
Then come back and take off both legs

Since him think say he get mind, people dey were go pay back in full package... idiot.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by CalabarPikin: 9:57pm On Dec 09, 2023
Just wear my singlet with no pants on

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider In Oyo by CalabarPikin: 6:55am On Dec 09, 2023
honour7:


There is nothing wrong in what they did by Nigerian standard but it is good to read your environment, the problem is that na Oyinbo dem do am to, the set of police that assisted the woman without asking for anything dem tell you say dem no dey collect bribe. They only saw the person dey are dealing with and decided not to wash their dirty lining in public.

True
Education / Re: Unforgettable Definition You Learnt In Secondary School by CalabarPikin: 6:25am On Dec 09, 2023
Mating

A process were the pen!s of a male is insert into the vag!na of a female leading to ejaculation
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider In Oyo by CalabarPikin: 6:09am On Dec 09, 2023
“Give me something nah. How is family? Wetin you bring come? Wetin you wan give me?”

If that's all they said as stated, I see nothing wrong....them no harass the woman at least.
Besides they are not well paid, they literally beg to survive (I mean for those who doesn't harass people upandan)

e no still mean say I like them sha, I dey learn driving just the break one of them leg. We have unfinished business

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums Open Fire On NDLEA Operatives In Edo, Three Officers Injured by CalabarPikin: 9:48pm On Dec 07, 2023
No joy anywhere
Education / Re: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by CalabarPikin: 6:47pm On Dec 07, 2023
Even going to my colleagues house to eat when I'm out of cash or food stuff was a problem for me....but on a steady guys go enter my side come chop and even take raw food home.

Las Las I return with ulcer since I couldn't keep disturbing parents every week for food...

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Car Talk / Re: What Event Motivates You To Learn How To Drive? by CalabarPikin: 4:09pm On Dec 07, 2023
Road safety and Nigeria police


I just wan break one of them leg...those guys are annoying
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by CalabarPikin: 3:51pm On Dec 07, 2023
whippersnapper:
He might not be an undercover agent. some people are psychically wierd. I use to have a room mate in my university days. We were like 10 in the hostel. from what i saw the guy is clairvoyant. He could foretell the future. He said that one of us will die. He usually say it jokingly directing to the guy. and one of our room mate who was going to NYSC camp died in a motor crash. The other one he said was among us one will be a governor. I still dey wonder which one of us.

Na you go be governor

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Food / Re: Pick One Amongst These Homemade Meals. by CalabarPikin: 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2023
No afang soup
Politics / Re: NAF Puts Up Presidential Aircraft For Sale, Invites Bidders by CalabarPikin: 11:49am On Dec 05, 2023
Push and start possibly

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Culture / Re: What Language Is Spoken Often In Your Family? by CalabarPikin: 2:04pm On Dec 01, 2023
Pidgin oohh with siblings and native language with parents but we still dey carry first for class
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shows Off His Car Collections Worth Of 1.1billion (photos/video) by CalabarPikin: 2:03pm On Dec 01, 2023
Odogwu
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Present N27.5tr Budget For 2024 by CalabarPikin: 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2023
First class graduate don show

Hope we survive

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Health / Re: Dots On The Skin by CalabarPikin: 11:48am On Nov 29, 2023
Decarbonisation:



Nah toto be this or na pri....ck?

Na toto
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Posted About Her Sugar Daddy by CalabarPikin: 11:38am On Nov 27, 2023
People future wives ooh

Tueehh

V or nothing

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Politics / Re: Atiku @ 77: Peter Obi Hails 'respected Elder Brother' And 'leader' by CalabarPikin: 8:56pm On Nov 25, 2023
PO and respect for who respect is due is like 5 & 6

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teaching Is The Worst Job In Nigeria by CalabarPikin: 8:54pm On Nov 25, 2023
But the best profession
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL Warns UN Security Council Of Regional War If Hezbollah Is Not Disarmed. by CalabarPikin: 7:48pm On Nov 22, 2023
My Bible story v2.0 loading

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