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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Oyo State Records First Positive Case by Calismart(m): 6:16am On Mar 22, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:
Just having this reserved sentiments that this is a looting scam by Nigeria's State and Federal Government.

Every Governor almost claiming the virus is in their state and by the time they release how much they spent on this cases, many will collapse.

Anyways... Safety first even though their are high chances that it's a scam.

Just pray the looting scam don't come to you and or your community
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Catholic Archdiocese Of Lagos Suspends Public Mass For 4 Weeks. by Calismart(m): 11:38pm On Mar 21, 2020
SultanOfPuna:
Even a Whole POPE can't save Italy
With His Prayers..
Religion Na Confirm Packaged Scam


Vatican 0 vs Coronavirus 5 (Full-time)


Whats the meaning of this drivel?
Sense is far from you. Go get yourself checked because you are mad,unbeknownst to you
Celebrities / Re: ”it Is CORONA, Not CONORA” – Nigerians Mock Tacha For Pronouncing Coronavirus by Calismart(m): 6:00pm On Mar 20, 2020
ok
Health / Re: Oreoluwa Finnih: Patients With Chloroquine Poisoning Now Being Admitted In Lagos by Calismart(m): 5:58pm On Mar 20, 2020
Problem dey this country




See photos of the dirty Isolation center they intend using in my L.G.A On www.storiesmagic.com.ng

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Politics / Re: "I Will Come For Your Head," - Kogi Deputy Governor CPS Threatens To Kill Onoja by Calismart(m): 5:56pm On Mar 20, 2020
Ok
Business / Re: Coronavirus: Firstbank Deploys Measures To Protect Employees, Customers by Calismart(m): 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2020
Is this the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning?
Religion / "Closing The Eyes When Praying Is Wrong"priest Tells Reno Omokri In Ethiopia by Calismart(m): 8:38pm On Feb 16, 2020
Reno Omokri has taken to his Facebook account to share what happened while in a church in Ethiopia.
The aide of former president, Goodluck Jonathan recounted how an Ethiopian priest told him that closing the eyes while praying is not biblical.
Reno went ahead to remind us that the Ethiopians were the oldest Christians in the world and that they became Christians almost immediately Jesus died (Acts 8:38)
In Summary, The Ethiopians and jews Christians do not close their eyes while praying.



https://www.storiesmagic.com.ng/2020/02/closing-your-eyes-while-praying-is.html?m=1

Phones / Re: Study Shows Iphones Are 167 Times More Prone To Hacking Than Other Brands by Calismart(m): 8:33pm On Jan 03, 2020
Sports / Re: Liverpool VS Mancity: 3 Key Battles Featuring Mane, De Bruyne, Vandijk, Sterling by Calismart(m): 11:17pm On Nov 08, 2019
Starboyyy:
Whatever happens.... STAKE YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS ON grin..... Even Devil no fit stop BTTSgrin



BTW Na Draw Match angry

X and
should be up to 4 odds

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Education / Re: Groundnut Seller Who Signed On A Graduating Student's Shirt Enrolled In School by Calismart(m): 5:07pm On Nov 07, 2019
The pic where she is holding books really got me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Make Money Via Facebook by Calismart(m): 9:27am On Nov 07, 2019
Add me 08106140975
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by Calismart(m): 10:51pm On Nov 05, 2019
Kharol1234:
dem collect wetin u win 1-0 dae say dem collect am like u play dem 4-0

na simple question.

dem no collect?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by Calismart(m): 10:48pm On Nov 05, 2019
Angelfrost:


Subtract the red cards, and the naivete of Erik ten Hag, the game still showed Lampard as pedestrian.

Go and subtract it na.
how e sound for your mouth?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by Calismart(m): 10:43pm On Nov 05, 2019
Should:
If Chelsea likes, let dem bring Ronaldo, Messi, Pirlo, Ramos, Ronaldinho, Beckham, Ibrahimovic, Batman, Spider Man, Jon Snow, Nas and Obama
In fact, let them play 22 men against this Ajax youngsters, they can never equalize

And I ask you again

why are you talking like this??
blue is the color nwanne.

Thursday people

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by Calismart(m): 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2019
Should:
If Chelsea likes, let dem bring Ronaldo, Messi, Pirlo, Ramos, Ronaldinho, Beckham, Ibrahimovic, Batman, Spider Man, Jon Snow, Nas and Obama
In fact, let them play 22 men against this Ajax youngsters, they can never equalize


Why are you talking like this?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Calismart(m): 10:25pm On Oct 19, 2019
Cryomancer:
Like some already told you, the pay is 35-40k and can only pay you if you live around the area you're posted to intern.

You'll go through a training for 2 weeks and afterwards you'll learn under someone for another 2weeks before being given a desk and computer.

You resume by 9am and sometimes close by 10pm with an hour break. You won't have access to your phone that much because of workload on ground.

As for the part where you'll be retained, your chances are 5% out of 100..


I hope these few tips help.

kudos for such a wonderful comment

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Programming / Re: How Do You Write Programs With Your Mobile Phone by Calismart(m): 9:09pm On Oct 13, 2019
sparkle7:

That you don't have a laptop shouldn't be an excuse not to learn programming. I know of a kid who does badass web design with just his phone. He uses anwriter to do the frontend. I once learnt bootstrap with just my phone and I even find itore convenient to use a phone than a laptop. Because it is more portable and last longer than my laptop.
I even developed a full fledged web app with django on my mobile phone. I used pydriod 3 for it. Pictures attached below. I am planning on pushing it to github with the help of termux.
So the problem is not having a laptop.
I know of a guy who built a full web app with his Nokia symbian button phone. So you don't have a cogent excuse not to code because you don't have a laptop.
Use the one you have first to start out something.
To be honest, I prefer coding with my Andriod phone to system.

Thank you so much for this.
I will download Pydriod3 and start with Python immediately
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun: English Vs Pidgin by Calismart(m): 6:02pm On Oct 09, 2019
English: Austin's Stone Is Cold
Pidgin :Austin StoneCold

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Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun: English Vs Pidgin by Calismart(m): 5:54pm On Oct 09, 2019
porshnuel:
english:: Thats how Justin is right? Pidgin ::: na so justin bieber?
Super!

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