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Business / Re: Nigerian Billionaire, Harry Akande Who Dazzled Hollywood Dies Of COVID-19 by CArt(m): 2:40pm On Dec 05, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What?

This news hasn’t been confirmed o, if it is the same Harry Akande, Nigerian richest man before Aluko Dangote.

No one lives forever. Rest in peace with ur soul sir.
Crime / Re: 47-Year-Old Man Jailed For Life For Raping 14-Year-Old Stepdaughter In Calabar by CArt(m): 10:02am On Dec 04, 2020
Chii59:
How can you have an erection for someone that calls you "father"?

Indiscipline
Romance / Re: Sex Addict Dies From Heart Attack After Taking Viagra And Erection Cream At Orgy by CArt(m): 2:28pm On Nov 11, 2020
What a mighty warrior? grin

Where can I get that 3000mg medicine ?
I want her to feel me real good.
Romance / Re: Beware Of The Woman Who Insists She Wants A God Fearing Man!! by CArt(m): 4:39pm On Oct 26, 2020
JasperVII:

From that age upwards their SMV is decreasing rapidly, hence their desperation to get married. They will even settle for the bricklayer they rejected in their early days

SMV shocked
Which one is SMV again
Family / Re: My Husband Nearly Beat Me To Death Because I Denied Him Sex - Happiness Omonogor by CArt(m): 3:27pm On Oct 26, 2020
SimplyFacts:



@bolded,,, I don't think so

What do u mean
Actually, I don't support any man beating a woman for any other reason beside S7X matters.

What is she trying to teach her grown up daughter?
It is s*x denial of housewives that is turning the world upside down, olosho everywhere.
The money that is meant for the children school fees would definitely be used on sex worker in other to gratify the man's sexual desires.
What becomes of such children in future?

This kind of a woman would raise hell if she sees the husband with another woman. She should even be ashamed of herself.

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Family / Re: My Husband Nearly Beat Me To Death Because I Denied Him Sex - Happiness Omonogor by CArt(m): 10:49am On Oct 26, 2020
pozehnani:
Jeez shocked

What is it with men and sex though? Hm!
Can't they control themselves any longer? Mtchew!

Get well soon, Ma.

I'm ashamed of all the men talking trash here. See what sex has reduced the men folk to? SMH.

You fell my hand seriously.
Can you tell me the importance of an alcohol that cannot raise your moral and also calm your nerves?
If you don't want to be fvcked then forget marriage.

The man had done well.

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Romance / Re: HELP! I Am In Love With My Wife's Sisters by CArt(m): 7:52am On Oct 13, 2020
Kingzy4real:
I am deeply in love with my wife's sister. She love me too. The feeling is too much to be controlled. Sometimes i consider taking her as second wife but i dont know if culture will permit that.........

My love for my sister's wife began 11years ago when i never married my wife. Things happened so fast that the girl got married to another man because am not financially ready, I asked her to go ahead with the marriage .

1year later i made money and fall in love with her sister who is now my wife. Throughout the years i dated my ex (my wife's sister) i never had sexual intercourse with her.

Fastfoward recently, my wife's sister was sent packing after she caught her husband with a woman, the altercation got heated that she was asked to live.

Now i am being faced with the worst nightmare, a nightmare of finding myself in a trance of loving my ex, who is my sister's wife by blood.

I am now suffering depression, i pushed this girl to marry a wrong guy because i thought i will not make it too early enough.

Allowing this girl to go the second time is what i can not think of, betraying my wife is the least thing on my mind too.

I can convince my wife to marry her sister but how will people feel? what does tradition says about it?

Please someone talk to me before i commit suicide and end this once and for all !!


Rush to the Ghanaian Pastor that shaves ladies pvssy for cleansing.
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Pastor Shaving His Female Members Public Hairs Himself ( Video) by CArt(m): 2:50pm On Oct 12, 2020
Pure MADNESS

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Celebrities / Re: Apart From "Don't Spoil My Bra, I'll Remove It Myself." Which Other Motivationa by CArt(m): 3:07pm On Sep 30, 2020
I thought you asked me to come quickly that, the matter needs urgent attention but you are not saying anything again.
Family / Re: Indonesian Woman Allegedly Gives Birth After Being Pregnant For Just One Hour by CArt(m): 2:30pm On Jul 27, 2020
massmediang:
This sounds strange but the woman insists she had not made love to her husband for 19 months before the one-hour long pregnancy manifested.

An Indonesian woman is currently buzzing the internet for bizarre reasons. Instead of the usual 9 months or there about for human pregnancy, this woman claims she only experienced pregnancy for just one hour.

Heni Nuraeni, a 30-year-old woman from Mandalasari, a village in Indonesia’s Tasikmalaya Regency has become the main topic of conversation in her country, after it was revealed that she gave birth to a baby boy after allegedly experiencing pregnancy symptoms for about an hour. Heni claims that on Saturday night, July 18th, her belly started growing and she started experiencing painful cramps which she immediately associated with child birth, having previously given birth to two children. The problem was that not only had she been oblivious to the pregnancy, she also hadn’t made love to her husband in 19 months


This woman must be very wicked by starving the hubby for 19 months and she should also be investigated as well angry
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Sends Tongues Wagging With Photos Of Her In Transparent Clothes (see by CArt(m): 4:35pm On Jul 14, 2020
richeeyo:
Aunty Carrie don dey near ending after exchanging it for small boy preak

AMEBO shocked Were you there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: by CArt(m): 12:54pm On Jul 14, 2020
Right now Tottenham is in pains grin it would be difficult for Leicester to beat them.
There chance to qualify is very narrow.
To answer your question: Yes, Manchester United would qualify if they don't lose any of their matches before playing Leicester.
Romance / Re: ... by CArt(m): 11:15am On Jun 17, 2020
KingZaddy:
Six Important challenges Men face in life with best Solutions to win


Men are faced with everyday challenges, these challenges are born from experiences and experiences are responsible for what people turn out to be, here are six challenges guys face and I will help you with techniques to win over these six




1. ESCAPING POVERTY
Man has had a long history with poverty and even the Bible said that the poor will never seize in the land, it is not a curse but a fact. Various things makes a man to be poor, people are born into poverty, laziness has kept people in poverty, war and disaster have kept people in poverty, wrong and careless decisions have kept people in poverty, women have kept people in poverty, addiction has kept people in poverty, the list is endless.



The average youth dreams of wealth more than achievements, they see money first before anything else, their decisions are guided by their desire for money, they go to school because of money, they do every thing because of money and that is the problem.
Let me tell you something, money is like women, if you directly chase it, it would be more difficult to get but there is a bigger secret that you probably don’t know or you probably know but don’t remember-as you read on I will tell you that secret

2. HOW TO CHAT CONFIDENTLY WITH LADIES
From inception men have always desired women sexually but as time began to pass and years and years began to fold up, women began to advance in ways that surprised men. Women may be different today from our mothers but there are qualities and attributes that comes with woman from birth and those don’t change, when a man understands this attributes he will find it very easy to have women, it is your only advantage over them.


A group of men have studied women and mastered them so much that women find them extremely attractive beyond control, those men are called “Alpha males”, I wrote a book titled “Advanced Bang drills”, it explains the sisterhood and the female mind, it is everything you need to know about women
The moment you understand women you’d become confident, there are lots of timid fellows out there too scared to look a woman in the face talk less of taking to her especially if she is very pretty, now the question is, what are you scared of? Rejection?


If you are put before a lion and a pretty girl, who would you run to? One holds death and the other holds rejection that you imagine, I am quite sure you’d run to rejection, why? Because it won’t kill you. Next time you see a pretty girl you like just imagine there is a lion behind you wanting to eat you if you don’t go over and talk to her… Lol… jokes apart… approaching a woman doesn’t kill it makes you better and more confident and you should learn to be comfortable around women, I came up with a technique that works wonders and on-call it “14 days of Glory”, it is detailed in my book…
Basically, a solution is that you have to remember that you are a man and she is a woman, you are meant to dominate her and she is meant to impress you so over look that pretty face, the funny truth is that a lot of cute girls get intimidated when about walks up to her and can hold his gaze, bro she is also scared so put your fear aside and man up.

3. HOW TO LAST LONG IN BED
I have never seen what puts a man in depression more than poor sexual performance, sexual enhancement products are selling our largely because men are always wanting to impress the ladies, men want to satisfy the ladies by all means
Bro take a chill pill, trying to impress a lady is a big no…
The whole point of a man lasting long in bed is so that she can climax too or so he can enjoy the sex for longer period.


Let me give you two secret tips, if you know you want your woman to climax then make love to her not Bleep her, women want to be made love to, bitches want to be bleeped. Making love is everything to a woman because that is where she expresses the beat part of her emotions, if women want to be really bleeped she doesn’t need your dick, all she needs is a hard Love Machine because dildos don’t cum, it remains hard for like forever, and she doesn’t need it extra large, an average size will do it for her, so she can cum over and over but a Love Machine cannot make love to a woman. Making love is a language of the woman, it begins with pre-intimacy, kissing, talking, fingering, eye contacts, touching the right area, then sex, before you do all these an hour is probably gone by, pre-intimacy is enough to make a woman climax because she is in her most excites mood but when you skip all that and just put the dick you will struggle for long to get her excited and before she starts getting excited you are already reaching climax-even the Bible teaches men to make love, go read songs of Solomon…
About lasting long in sex, well, there is something called penis cap sensitivity, if you can learn to control it then you are game, my book explains that better.
Never have sex to please a girl, never!

4. THINK OUT OF THE BOX
This brings us back to where we stopped at number one. You chase money more than achievements, what you don’t know is that the wealth is born out of the best of achievements, what you don’t know is that the richest men in the world sort achievements not money, they created solutions, the solutions they created brought money because the world and it’s people are faced with problems that need solutions.
Do you think people will give you money for free? Without you offering something in return?

Economics tells us that human wants are insatiable because humans are constantly wanting things, there are things that people want but don’t know that they want it until they see it, there are things people want but don’t know what they want.

Ask your self, what is it that people want but don’t know? People wanted phone but didn’t know until it was created, people wanted things like face book, WhatsApp, Instagram but didn’t know until they were created.
People can know you for two things, the problem you created or the problem you solved, the former will destroy you but the later will make you.
Basic contents that can be recreated countless times are, food, clothing and shelter, can you still do something new in one of these fields? They are always in high demand.
The internet is a planet of its own, you can also achieve there too, you can create an offer that the world can never resist, can you?
I laugh when I see bloggers do nothing but repost news about celebrities or create sexual blogs, the whole internet is littered with useless blogs, if you got no content then don’t create a blog, don’t pursue a career because you are people making money there, if it’s not you field of purpose you are more likely to fail in that area.
I believe that you can come out of the box.

5. HOW TO BEAT ADDICTION
Okay, I addressed this one on my blog, addiction has become a major problem in the lives of people, addiction to drugs, sex, porn, trap music, games, movies.
There are three ways to beat an addiction, you can take advantage of it, you can get busy, you can change your circle of friends.
When I say take advantage of it: I am a big fan of Hollywood movies, I got a passion, I discovered quite on time that I was addicted, so what did I do? I started reviewing movies, I would take up book and pen and watch movies like I was studying, I started using it to develop myself into a movie director because film directing is something I love, the good thing about it is that instead of movies making my day useless it turned out to make my day worth it, I cannot count how much I have learnt from movies.
When I say get busy: masturbation is basically caused by idealness with or around people you’d have less time to masturbate.
When I say change circle of friends: if you move with drug addicts and smokers then I guess it’s time to quit that friendship and move on to non smokers and more innovative people who are busy thinking of making the world a better place not sitting all day and smoking weed.

6. TAKING RESPONSIBILITIES AND SETTING STANDARDS
I set standards a lot, for example I date only very pretty girls, if she is not very pretty then she is not my type but when I am around pretty girls I tell them I don’t like them because they are to beautiful… reverse psychology bro.
Setting standards is good and makes you organized and disciplined but how long can you stand with the standards you have set for yourself? That depends on your will power
Responsibilities come heavily with independence, I know lots of guys who fear the responsibility of marriage and family because they are uncertain if they can handle it and make the right decisions
I will just tell you this, will power is your key, you would have to work on it, your will power will determine your decisions when responsibilities fall in your hands, your will power will determine how much people influence your decision and the weaker your will power the more influence and control others have over you
The will power of a man is guided by logic, clear judgement and wisdom (some), for women, will power is guided by emotions and sentiments, more reason why women cannot handle certain positions in the world.
Master your will power…



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What a nice write up grin

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Crime / Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by CArt(m): 3:08pm On May 06, 2020
Greatfullheart:
it's Not Easy Bro, i Know The Man bleeped up By Beating His Wife. But let's Look At It This Way, can You Be Able To Bear The Pain to See Your Wife Being Raped in Your Present?

Is it no longer a man's responsibility to defend and protect his wife after all the vows made on the altar?
Any man that cannot defend his wife should keep quiet and bear whatsoever the outcome is.
Spineless people everywhwere, all they know is just to fvck angry
Romance / Re: Man And Lady Die After Sex In Port Harcourt by CArt(m): 3:46am On Mar 07, 2020
Afromentalist:
Only fools go out of their way, take all kinds of substances to impress these gold digging hoes.

As for me, na to Bleep to my satisfaction, register my presence and move on. If na 5 seconds, or 1 hour I don't care.

I do my thing and move on. No time

You mean you are less concerned about her satisfaction? shocked
If you see her with another man you would tag her as olosho.
You must be a wicked man.

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Education / Re: Pls Me On This Jamb Qustion by CArt(m): 6:24pm On Feb 22, 2020
Jamb would only give the University that you filled as your second choice
Romance / Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by CArt(m): 4:12pm On Feb 18, 2020
eddieguru:
Hello Nairalanders, I was in a Bank this afternoon when the security man is asking a lady to stand up, She was sitting on her Boyfriend's laps. She refused but the security man insist that she should stand up.

After much argument, the Bank Manager came asking the lady and her boyfriend what the problem was....

While he was doing that, the lady ask "if a man comes to the Bank with his wife would they ask her to stand up while sitting on her husbands laps?" grin cheesy

And the bank manager replied, saying that " if she was in class and lecture was going on would she have done that?".... cheesy cheesy she just left the bank grin

Well, the security man was just trying to avoid the chair getting broken.

So, what do you guys have to say about this?.

You mean the man on whose lap that was seated did nothing about it
You too didn't utter a word as well ? shocked Kai! Cowards who know nothing about their rights.

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Family / Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by CArt(m): 1:16pm On Feb 17, 2020
Toseenlove:


Nice....But Surrogate Is your sure bet to avoid future problem. If Christiano Ronaldo can ply such route as rich as he Is, who are we then. People thought he doesn't know what he Is doing. One Ingrate Woman will comman Split my hard earned wealth with me lol.....Afterall person wey go wise go wise and the foolosh ones will always be foolish.

Many young men are still foolish indeed. Your so called wife will still sleep with her 'Ex' that she offended long time ago, just to appease him and make him happy. U will be out there struggling to give her the best whereas she is into something else. Ladies of these days are not like our mothers of those days.
In fact I piss on them. angry
Family / Re: Things I Saw In A Coded Bar/motel, Bothering Me About Marriage! by CArt(m): 9:44am On Feb 17, 2020
OcVoice:
An older friend, who could pass as a dad to me owns a bar and few a letout rooms for short sex or even a day booking.

He recently travelled to see his children abroad and asked me to come assist his wife once a while after work/hustle.

The first scenario:
I was there yesterday and I noticed a man in his 60's and a woman in her 50's, drinking and eating together. Their language was of the Eastern and I understood correctly.

After having some bottles, the woman talked about her husband who was on a business trip and her grown up children at the university and all. She locked her shop to come be with the man.

The man also talked about his wife in the village for a function and grown up children bla bla bla!

The shock:

The man was obviously trying to ask her out.....then she immediately told him that she wouldn't be interested in that. The man now asked what she wants and she said they should be fvck buddies. She said: "Any time my husband is away, I'll call u. "We would come here, drink and fvck well"
The man accepted and they booked an hour and went into a room!

The main reason I never settled down. 95% of ladies can never be trusted, single or married.
A friend of mine who loves adultery would always tell me that, 'such act did not start yesterday. As it was in the begining so it is now and so shall it be forever and ever'.

I was deeply hurt in the past. The only thing I want to do now is to impregnate one and collect my baby. Shikena.

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Crime / Re: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by CArt(m): 3:19am On Feb 14, 2020
What a foolish man?
If it were to be Mr Olalekan's mother or daughter that was raped in that kind of a situation would he have sent either of them away?

Ladies should open their eyes very well before jumping into hands of mumu husbands.

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Threw Our Foods Away Just Because I Refused To Buy Him Pure Water And by CArt(m): 4:12pm On Feb 12, 2020
He was already filled from outside.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Confirms Signing Odion Ighalo (Screenshot) by CArt(m): 11:05pm On Feb 01, 2020
ExAngel007:
yesterday, I was online around midnight going through comments on social media about Odion Ighalo signing, and I found out that it was only Nigerians that are bitter about the new signing.

for me, he is a good striker.

What and what do u know about football?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Bikini Photos: "How Many Times Did You Zoom In?" by CArt(m): 11:02pm On Feb 01, 2020
mozona:
wow...

teebliz is missing

What is there to miss
The package fallen hero or the loosed kittten ?

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Asks His "Son" To Sack His Secretary by CArt(m): 4:54pm On Jan 29, 2020
Righteousness89:
There is Absolutely Nothing wrong in that!

You cannot put your Hands in Fire and not be burnt!

Those who have another meaning to it can go ahead and keep her..

We Live in a World that modifies evil , changes its meaning and praise it..

Let the World keep Decieving itself.... RAPTURE Will Settle All these Nonsense...


Don't mind those people condemning the G.O. Must the 'son' in the context wait to be disgrace like Samson,Fatoyinbo & co before doing the right thing?
Some ladies are Lucifer's agent. Man needs to be careful. Heaven is real.

Hypocisy would kill some Nairalanders very soon.

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Politics / Re: Leah Sheribu Gives Birth To Baby Boy For Boko Haram Commander by CArt(m): 9:20pm On Jan 25, 2020
Osagyefo98:
That's good of you leah shearibu.

Congratulations on your new born baby.

Seems you really enjoying there.

Your brain needs a total check up shocked

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Crime / Re: BREAKING: 'oko Oloyun' Shot But Not Dead by CArt(m): 3:28am On Jan 25, 2020
Fake news cool
Crime / Re: Married Man Dies On Top Of Single Mother During Sex Romp In Delta Hotel by CArt(m): 3:05pm On Jan 19, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
Died in active service.

May the soul of the gallant one rest in perfect peace.

We love you but God loves you most

grin grin grin A gallant soldier indeed
Crime / Re: First Bank Robbery: Banker, Three Others Arrested, One Killed As Siege Ends by CArt(m): 3:23pm On Dec 28, 2019
overdrive:
Wow!!! Not even up to 44minutes!!!


More than 3 hours. I just thank God that no loss of an innocent life.
Business / Re: Which Is Better Business In 2020: A Betting Shop Or A Barbers Shop by CArt(m): 1:35pm On Dec 28, 2019
Betting shop
Religion / Re: I No Longer Understand My Life. by CArt(m): 5:46pm On Dec 22, 2019
Seek the face of God.

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