Smeeky:
Abeg who get strength to Push my CV here

Lol ... your CV carry corporate building inside ? or shey na pseudepigraphal compendium or apocryphal archive ?

uyosolo:

pls cry jare...Let me bring cup self,so dat u cn cry nd fill it...Afta all its only u nd caucasian pushcv gav job *hissing*

2Str8:
Make una no vex abeg. Who don submit d Cv edited n anointed by these guys 4 any oda coy and got an invite.

Pinkieblue:

There is no harm in adding it to your cv......
Last last...... Where ever you present it and they don't need it, they will tell u to remove it......

Ha ha ha ha ha ... after reading all of una post I begin laugh... I couldn't sleep on time as at 1:00am... lmao

VivaDeAngelo:




All my life,I am not usually the one that gives bad news,neither do I want to start now to leave people disillusioned.

However,on this thread,we have an optimism renewal expert. She will probably tell you to appreciate the knowledge you have gathered. Anyway,it is not in my place to say. You will hear from her in due course.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... u bad die

U dey hide your talent since. Very brilliant head on ur neck

cnnman:
Thanks for the numbers. I called them they said they are waiting to be informed to continue with the process again. The good news is that it has not been cancelled rather it is on hold due to logistics reason. Also they were not through with sending of text messages before they got the information to hold on. So colleagues in good faith let us continue to pray to God. Have a nice weakend and God bless.

You just brought the accurate information from the right source by asking the right question based on your intelligence. This is exactly how a truly educated graduate should systematically reason in his/her approach to acquire reliable information and not like some others here who post delusive conjectures as information originating from one unverifiable reliable source.

At least, Your findings have revealed the true situation surrounding the delays of phillips recruitment and have also quell the premonitions in the hearts of cynists.
In the light of these, we can lucidly see that an open letter on the pages of popular newspapers or civil verbal demonstrations on electronic pages doesn't galvanize NNPC into hasty recruitment actions even if Dr Ibe were to read them.

Reality is that NNPC will approve the continuation of the process at her own pertinent time. Hence, people should always worry less of conditions they have no control over.

Abdulleeh:


you and Caucasian ehm. issokay o

Hehehehe .. Mr Abdullahi dee dee u be monitoring spirit ba ? Abeg I use God beg two of una this na nnpc thread oooo .. we have many bad mouths here. I no fit withstand them.

By the way I have replied your mail .. have u seen it. Respond quickly

Pinkieblue:


Lol.......

See who is talking......

People change sha.......

Wonders shall never end.......

Full..... Lol...... Full.....

Ha ha ha ha ... trouble maker like u. I ve not changed I am still same psycho .... But blameless in all fights ...

" Plz stop derailing this thread "
" Do the needful "

Rich4god:
hmmmm...... d process come b like some people don already get jobs frm dia.... as I dey see five sloth remaining, ten sloth remaining.... I was thinking the company gv dem d whole slot for them to provide....

Hahaha ha ha ... and my favorite part for their online interview na dat part when u will hear a voice from an educated ibadan boy. He go say hello answer the question at the sound after the count of three ...

Haha haha .. The same voice. The same routine. The same mundane call pattern for all interviews

dayjahvoo:

Nobody recruits permanent staff "devoid of the supervision of the parent body". This is not saying they don't recruit their own staff. Anybody who comes here and says they know when the interview will be scheduled is a FOOL. Anybody who thinks nnpc is not filled with people dat arent doing anything is NAIVE.

Lastly, a personal advice to you, don't join the intellectually handicapped all in the name of being optimistic. There's nothing wrong in being realistic.

Bro.. this is the second time. Please don't just generally pass insultive words at random or on innocent persons especially when they are just trying to make their point and not directing the post at you.

I am not trying to attack you but appealing to your emotions and I hope you understand.

Offences will always come but refuse that it came from you.

Abdulleeh:


lol. pushcv didn't push a thing. am still here managing my small job pending when somto and pushcv will grow enough strength to push our 'Almighty CVs'

GOD is Almighty NOT one monochrome paper CV with a total weight of less than 0kg

You wan commit herison ba? The Roman Jews go stone you oooo

uyosolo:
jst passing nd observing... no comments

Pass well well ooooo... but dey look road ooo as u dey cross evry minute make catapilla no ....... you

(Fill in the gap)

VivaDeAngelo:


And so what? Abeg free Enigmatique joor...............
We all desire to find what you found in Pinkieblue
Pinkie's love had long set you in cloud nine and you don't want us to experience such ecstasy.

Enigmatique is restlessly waiting for Cupid's arrow to pierce his heart QED,but I'm sorry I am not what he wanted me to be #winks

Haha ha haha if to say laugh dey kill someone I for dun ......... since. Can u imagine as I be like mad man holding my phone. . If the arrow Pierce him heart no be pain be dat ?? U be the latest bad mouth oooo .. we will celebrate ur hilary soon

Abdulleeh:



Lol. Just mailed u back

Cant see anything ooo

Oh sorry.. i ve seen it and mailed u back. Send your details

enigmatique:

:O Je suis tres desolee, mon ami! No vex. I guess my mind misread ur moniker as "Angela". Sorry abeg. So then, twale to a big man!

Hehehehehe ... see ya mouth like angela ... u no dey take eye see feminine name ..Satan dun expose u

Abdulleeh:




Extremely dark molla complexion got me laughing real hard. I guess u saw me in your dreams. Soon we'll have to remove or unmask this facelessness of nl. I truly hope ur not as short as uyosolo has postulated

Pushcv. How market nau? Still no show ne?

hehehe .. so u black tru tru.. my instincts never failed me..oya now. Time to unmask yaself .. if we meet for bb or watsapp, we go chat abadone this thread and I no want dat. So fbk will be fair. I will gmail u my id forthwith

But shame go catch uyosolo oooo ..wen u confirm say I am precisely 170cm tall

Abdulleeh:



Very obvious uyosolo is extremely funny. So Abdulleeh now looks like a suya seller. Lol

Lol Don mind him.. he is only "jealousying" your extremely dark morlla complexion..

So na you dey suggest to close diz thread ko ??
Lalasticala rebuke u ooooo

uyosolo:

vry vry short,his head dey stop 4 my waist,dats why u neva see him standin to snap,alwys sittin on a chair,whr him leg no dey reach ground...

Consider who?When d pope marries,i wud marry

Hehehehehe .. u nko? Wey dey always strong your face for pix. If no be laugh wey u dey always laff for voice calls I for label u aunty christ oh sorry anti-christ oooo

enigmatique:

You've made my head swell so high. Thanks a million 4 u compliments mademoiselle.

Please provide mrtidier here. Lol

uyosolo:
They say a patient dog eats d fatest bone....be patient guys,hold on,pushcv hs somtin gud 4us...Jst relax,by d time my grand daughta borns pushcv wud hv given som1 a job
By d way,i saw wan man wearin corporate suit nd sellin suya,i wantd to shout Abdulleh.

Hahaha . I put rice for fire. On my way to go wash the rice I say make I read ur comment and after reading your comment I take laugh enter kitchen ... I swear u no be human being ...go do stand up comedy. Plz leave the Marines

VivaDeAngelo:



We should close this thread and probably open another one,there is nothing to keep interesting in this one as the 'pikin wey we come carry don die'

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Still laughing

Abdulleeh:



Lol. *If you ask me na who I go ask* in omawumi's voice. Maybe a close to the thread. Sad though cos i ve met great guys like you here

U dare not close it oo

I should have created a watsapp or bbm group a long time ago for we key participants but I thought that it would make this thread very lonesome. I don't just want this thread to die. I really find solace here... too many brilliant, funny and interesting people here lol...

VivaDeAngelo:


Loooool.......see who is talking....nah u be our commanding officer,followed by enigmatique.

Hehehehe.. see wasshhhiii .... ... plz we need people like u to keep this thread interesting. ...and jagban... too

VivaDeAngelo:


I must commend you guys for making an otherwise annoying thread entertaining. If not for your occasional banter with Pinkieblue, Uyosolo, Abdulleeh,e.t.c.,that got me reeling with laughter,this whole exercise would have been a large-scale fiasco.

Hehehehehehe ... see big big grammar. Una no go kill us forThis pushcv thread with mighty mighty English

Anyway you and jagbanjantis have a very sound mental setting. I must commend u guys sense of reasoning. Very coherent.

Pinkieblue:


Did I steal ur money

Na you dey reign now ba ?

tempest01:


lol....as if he will share if he actually raised that.

Lmao.. no mind them. When you see someone advertising how to make money, he plans to use your resources make the money.

Pyramid schemes.....

gbonsquare:
Caucasian...Dont get out of ya mind yet ooo...NNPC Interview in turning somebody's parents to something else...lol!
Some of my friends received text message from PCL today on an Engineering Opening in a Telecom Company...Anybody here with the same?

Ha ha ha my dear I really disgraced myself with laughter in public after reading the post. The interview is not only turning somebody's parent to something else but has totally made somebody's parent to lose Mental Balance. Too late. I am out of my mind already with the excitement

I like and liked your comment.

Pinkieblue

And where is timothy my boyfriend ? ?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha

Ha haha ha ha ha ha i am laughing in paragraphs

Ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha still laughing

tgmservice:
Tunder fire una papa u wan waste our tym 2nd round abi

Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... you again ..

Ha ha ha ha bad guy