enigmatique:






Hehehe. You all have made me so happy with your praises. In fact, my head don swell sote... Thank you all!

But let me just emphasize again that y'all need to submit ur own copies. Here's one reason: looking at that document, to me, it seems to resemble an article more than a letter. So, that's one of the many reasons why we all need to combine the powers of our great minds and come up shove that will push that to life.

Hahahahaha ... guy the truth be say u dun use grammar finish somto... he just mail me now and tell me say after reading your compendium him come confuse. Say he cum be like say him no go school at all ...hahaha I really pity for am

uyosolo:
Enigmatique great write up,even tho hv nt read it...Am on d mountain meditatin 4nw,dats why i cnt put my brain 2geda nd write somtin...Also na OND i get,na nite sch i go 4 sec sch,nd na copy nd paste i use graduate,as i wan copy ur own nw...No mind caucasian,if na to use dictionary toast woman,na him e sabi

Rolling on the bed laffing. .. guy u be comedy lord.. anytime u post something na bomb.. my chest dun dey pain me

uyosolo:
Enigmatique great write up,even tho hv nt read it...Am on d mountain meditatin 4nw,dats why i cnt put my brain 2geda nd write somtin...Also na OND i get,na nite sch i go 4 sec sch,nd na copy nd paste i use graduate,as i wan copy ur own nw...No mind caucasian,if na to use dictionary toast woman,na him e sabi

uyosolo:

blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

uyosolo:

e be lyk say una no undastnd wetin dey happen,na only me dey code dem...Nd i dey watch both of dem 4 my magic tv

Abdulleeh:

I hope they've seen atleast their photographs o. Cos this blind date might not augur out well. Imagine a short Caucasian seeing a robust pinkieblue

uyosolo:

blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

Abdulleeh:


Tor, I remain mute

Lmao..

Pinkieblue:


He is just jealous.........

Don't mind him.......

Hez wishing he was the one that wrote it

Lmao..but u told me u wanted to go open gate for your mum.. so na here u come branch do ur mind?
Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ... but I begged you not to do this now ... hahaha ..still laughing

Abdulleeh:


Enigmatique's write up was trully an enigma. It captured the whole thing in a 4D view. Approved

Na lie .. we no go gree.. u said ur own is in d making ..so u must produce it...Please we are waiting.. Most especially me

Abdulleeh:


Leave this babe alone. We're still waiting for your write up

Hehehehehe .. abdul... can't you see enigmatic has said it all in a very cosmopolitan construct ?? There's nothing left for us to say. Lets push that one to pushcv...

Wow !!! Fantastic enigmatic .. you have beautifully said it all ... but u sent me to the dictionary 9 times

Pinkieblue:


Thanks dear


I could not finish reading the write up.......... The page did not go down

When u were changing ya bb phone I told u to buy beta phone but u wouldn't listen. . U see? A china phone too lazy to scroll down. ..

tgmservice:
Thunder fire ur ynash u think say u dey talk to 10 year old pikin

Hahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. haha ha ha.......still laughing

Abdulleeh:


I never abandoned the thread. I informed you guys I was gonna be absent. You guys did well by holding down while I was away. Pushcv tho

Yeah now :: I still remember everything. You said you were going somewhere to do what brings money to the bank and there will be no network there. So where else could such place be if not bush lol ..

uyosolo:
*sneezes profusely nd enters thread* who r doz mentionin my name? When u awake a slippin lion nd yet u cnt run
caucasian,weldone...I tot me,caucasian nd pinkieblue ws a trio,bt d two of dem sidelined me nd went to push somtin(definetly nt pushcv) nw pinkieblue is pregnant,ran to d village nd no whr to be found...Caucasian is so confused nd perplexed,dat he slips wit an advanced oxford dictionary,esp afta hearin dat pinkieblue's fada,is a major in d nigerian Army...Who caused all dis? PUSHCV,nd dey must pay 4 dis,we cnt allow dem go scott free

Haha ha ha ha .... I want to say a very big thank you for commenting. At least I ve succeeded in bringing back the five of you and some interesting others too. Among the 5, na u come last because ur offshore na outside the coasts of Nigeria. . Welcome sir but your story no be true oooo.. E no look real .. no body believe am maybe u should compose anoda wan... na only my own story be truth

mrtidier:


AMPHETAMINE!!!

Hehehehehhe he he hehe bad guy.. so you were sodden with some amphetamines before going for the interview ?? I can imagine how u killed the interview ...with the speed up processes in ur central nervous system and brain cells. .. huummm bad guy

scarletdp:


May Day! May Day!! May Day!!!.. We have a man down, Caucasian is down, I repeat Caucasian is down, we need a medic in here. ASAP.

Lmao ... u dey put fire abi ??hehehe hehe I undastand say u wan watch entertainment film .. oya now just relax. This thread go soon enter 200 pages

cnnman:
Well done my brother. It is good we keep this thread alive. There is hope for all of us who believe in God. This NNPC recruitment must be continued and we shall be victorious, our suffering and waiting shall not be in vain. God bless you all.

Lol lol ..Thanks jare. I hate dulling and boring things. Abeg if you are reading this thread and you are very confident that your God is ABLE to make you succeed Mr Phillips interview and eventually resume work with NNPC this year, say AMEN by like-ing this.

babacha:


U are just showing how jobless u are, I have told u before, try pass interview and stop correcting people, becos u are jobless, u spend time here looking at people english every day. Send ur account number to me let me be paying u for dis job u are doing, is beta dan blojob anyway

English no dey give job o, if u dey correct english and u no get job, na fool u be

Hahahaha hahaHa hahahahaha .....The thread was getting too boring and I realized that I had a friend who could skillfully entertain the house with uncommon errors. So I just had to induce you and instantly you yielded to my calling. .. haha ha ha ha hahaha I am glad you replied. Babacha the gospel truth is that I really missed you when you left here frustrated from the public disgrace and I believe too, that some others share similar feelings. ..i am glad u came back. Please don't leave too soon .. At least, even if you wouldn't insult me again, just keep posting something here..

Neyozak:
Lies! Ole!!! So are u telling me dat nobody is here to substantiate ur claims while we see threads on "praise God, I got a Job" on daily basis on Nairaland.But we are yet to see anyone u says he/she got job 4rm u guys. U jobless hustlers used tricks to collect N1000 4rm innocent and helpless Nigerians. God we judge! Chai! Chai! Chai! der is God ooooooooooooooooooooooo.............

Neyozak:
@all, I wanna suggest dat we need not to be economy in our choice of words as regard d whole nonsense. And so,let us counter these hustlers the same way we publicized dem. Let share d force impression on Facebook, twitter, whatapp, google plus,BBM etc and make d whole world know dat these guys are d most dangerous scammers ever seen since d beginning of d world.
I specially wanna call on gurus on animation and graphics in d house to upload file dat we depicts d force impression of these useless hustlers and we begin to share 4rm der........

Habaa... Please I beg u. No matter what lets just be careful how we approach people.

mrtidier:



You all left! I had to abscond too!

Lol ... i was aware abdulleeh and uyosolo were off bush and off shore respectively. So I left the thread in your bossom knowing your capabilities of keeping it active but u decided to abscond too and leave the thread to rot ... I no gree ooooo lol

babacha:


Am just too busy to talk here now, am currently working and am having plenty invitation for interview and salary negotiation from different oil and gas coy, check my recent post on NL and see, wen I have finally relaxe with the one dat pay me higher, I will come back and wast time with u guys (read Ecclesiastes 3:1)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
Ha hahahahaha .....you are having plenty invitation. ..salary nego...oil and gas blah blah blah ...... WHO ASK YOU ? ... My friend shut up there (with your childish mind).

Anyone on NL can join a thread and chat like he also belong..

And shey na all this jargon you wan go express for dia ?? ..choi .. see what our Nigerian Universities are producing

Preciousogbu:
Dayjahvoo i suppose you have grown and trained enough to know how to communicate with people you don't know.Beside,you are not the only one in this forum.Bros no be your fault.God bless you!

Hahaha ha ha ha ha ... I swear this girl is dating babacha

dtfg:
Silly brainless person

Habaaa ?? Bros dats 2much na ... lets take it easy plz..

Abdulleeh:
I totally concur with enigmatique. Caucasian, uyosolo, mrtidier this is the time to show your writing skills. Its your clarion call to help thousands of Nigerians

Haha ha ha ha ha ha .... Abdulleeh u dun start to make someone laff anyhow again. ... what about you? You no get writing skills ??

Abdulleeh:
The fact that nobody here has gotten a job makes the whole process a waste of time. The only beauty about it is that I met persons like you through them or should I say through seun osewa.
Anyway, let somtex know he 'fall people hand sha'

lmao... and I remember how you battled stage 4 through. In fact, none of us would imagine then that come this time the whole thing will still be unfruitful to us.. but who come be those people wey dey claim say pushcv dun help them get job? If na lie them dey lie them better be ashamed of their lives oooo

Neroski:

WHAT?

Hahhahah haha .. don't be too anxious and tensed ... I only need 45.7% of your first three salaries .. I do small aproko and I realize say u don get job.. the percentage I am asking you for is for an online party.. send the money. After I spend am on debauchery, I go organise the party

Neroski:

i never unfollow o.i still dey with una praying for us all.

Hehehehehe ... prayer is good but I want something tangible from you ... Ask me what :::

Abdulleeh:



Caucasian, I got so discouraged with the pushcv crew. they played a fast one us by promising us with great job networks. the stifling issue is those untrue comments i see on their blog and Twitter handle about how push CV has helped us immensely. as it is now, I could strangle that somto ifuzue of a being

Hahahahaha hahaha .. Abdulleeh please don't strangle him oooo.. . He might have possibly seen this ur post and be shocked. .lol.. My friend u don't have to be discouraged ooo... pushcv giv us job or not lets still chat and enjoying ourselves here while we trust God for our career dream. But what baffles me is that, at least , one of us here should have gotten a job or attended a successful physical interview with their client company and waiting for an offer letter. This is taking too long now. So far, I have received two consecutive success mail regarding my online interview and that I should keep my lines on because my Application has been forwarded to the recruiter but up till now no message ....hummmm

enigmatique:

Sepulchre? God forbid ooo. It's more like "stop ur long hours of geeking, browsing, reading and relaxing". :-D But hey, do u SERIOUSLY want this thread to come alive again and even boil over with activity?

Why not ??. The somewhat spontaneous inactivity of this thread is a timely proof that a thread of this nature will struggle to survive without a deliberate and interesting derail ...

Neroski:

lmao.weeds is not our portion o.may fruits began to come forth for us all. bdw, i noticed push cv is having more and more make sense jobs but who are the people getting this jobs na?

My dear u have been scarce ooo and your scarcity contributed to the dormancy of this thread. If u no cultivate ur land portion regularly na weed go grow na ... hummm as for pushcv, I no understand again oooo.. whether na plenty experience wey we no get dey affect us I no know oooo.. maybe some one else has an idea as to d major reason. .

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I sincerely apologize for my untold absence for sometime now. It is a feeling of qualm on my spirit for my inactions to formally take excuse or worse yet, announce my abscond.

But truth be told, My mental conditions deteriorated quite dramatically and so abruptly that i inescapably had to participate in a 'lunacy Emancipation Programme' initiated by the British Psychiatrists Association(BPA) in maitama, Abuja. There were legions of fresh and experienced graduates who were beneficiaries of the scrupulous free treatment programme and to my greatest surprise, uyosolo was a participant and fellow comrade in the struggle for eternal sanity.

Joyously for me, We were in thesame ward for merely a week before further MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) Scan proved that he is conspicuously suffering from an overdose of hallucinogens and amphetamines in his neurology/cerebral vessels And this reason explains his intermittent violent rage between sane conducts. Medical recommendations suggested that he should be transfered to a pertinent ward and be lobectomized before his condition advances to chronic epilepsy. We missed his displays when he left.

Towards the end of his successful surgery, information came to his surgeon that his betrothed was contemporaneously suffering pre-delivery complications in the Labour room arising from pyloric stenosis of the baby.

Goodnews has it that they are now doing fine and almost better. He will be coming here too soon to enliven the thread and for Thanksgiving to God when he returns from Offshore. And as for me, I am very glad and thankful that my condition has improved to a considerable level below average

Greetings to u all once more on my ephemeral return

Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

Huummmmmmm??... what is all these i am hearing? That a multinational magnate like HARPS could conduct an aptitude test online which enabled applicants to write it from home? .. Well, i must commend them for initiating the practice in view of its advantageous mutual cost savings and comfortable/easy participation but could it be that their HR team never thought of the evils of :

(1)some applicants hiring someone else to do it for them?,

(2) Some applicants inviting others to do group work?,

(3) network problems that could even totally prevent a supposed qualified/best applicant from even partaking in the test?,

(4) Geographical location limitations like the cases of the corpers who are presently in their PPA in a typical rural setting without good cafe or browsing network,

(5) Technical manipulation of the system/test-link by some applicants just to cut corners for a high score, and

(6) Little technical issues on the test pages that will deter either of the test sections from loading at all?

They should know that disadvantages as these are alarmingly overwhelming than the few strengths of the exercise. Counterpart companies who invite all their shortlisted applicants to a test center for a simultaneous take of the test truly understand what a fair recruitment process should look like while equally avoiding the aforementioned dangers of one so called "home online test". Too bad. It would be quite understandable and acceptable if HARPS HR were a third party recruiter/agency in this case.

My conclusions, if you aced through the processes with this structure in place and eventually selected into Harps, I sincerely congratulate you and wish you well in your career ladder therein. But if the reverse happens to be your case, I am overly confident to tell you not to feel bad at all. You should only be challenged and worried when a recruitment process is fair and you failed. Better opportunities ahead with JUST Criteria. To me, this is not an equal opportunity employment setting as the playgrounds are pellucidly ill-leveled.

I only posted this as an appeal to the emotions of those it may concern and also as an egalitarian with an HR inclination.

Kind wishes,
Appreciate you all here.
Bye.

Proverbs 6:26