fatme:
Hello everyone, please can the assessment test be done with an Android phone?

Rich4god:
Sure I did.... Or is it cos am using phone... T

Rich4god post=34294514:
Sure I did.... Or is it cos am using phone... The questions aren't that difficult, and I try to answer them as fast as I can....

he questions aren't that difficult, and I try to answer them as fast as I can....

Lol.. I used a smart phone just like many of us here. And we have succeeded stage 4.. those questions aren't cheap from stages 3 to 4. They are technical. Understand ur questions and chosen answers very well. Be calm bt dnt be too slow. .try again

I studied cunnilingual science and pubic-hair administration at Bedford university in tokyo... hahahahaha hahaha ha ha haha ha haha haha

Hahaha hahaha haha ha ha ha ... *still laughing*

Rich4god:
I just dey get 40% for this stage 3... Na so I dull reach...

Guy you are not dull ... I gave u a clue the last time. Did u follow it ?

uyosolo:

jst came bck 4 d hand ova break...wud be goin off soonest...hw r u nd ur pinkieblue?...pls tel pushcv to remove dat post 4rm my wall,i dey provoke wit dem o

Hahahahahahaha ... I swear u always make me laugh. You are just too funny and creative in jokes. Do u really mean u find that on your pushcv wall? I just logged in now and didn't see anything like that on my own oooo.. abi you apply for a relationship?

Well as for my pinky, she is kinking, brisky and basking in my bosom on bibi
But Lawwwwddddd !!!!! That girl is a screen queen from a movie scene.

urchbarbie:
na d way o. praying d almighty PMB changes tinx asap make I fflw chop better for dis him regime

Lol .. God is Almighty. Not PMB
Please

uyosolo:
imagine wetin i see wen i log into my pushcv...'these ladies wanna get acquinted'...pushcv no be wetin i sufa wit doz exams 4,na job i dey find o

Lol.. you dun return from offshore ?? You really dey offshore ooo cos ur number was not connecting

urchbarbie:
my dear o. nairaland give everybody locus o. imagine small pickin go dey insult him snr cos its a faceless forum. my dear. any job I see wey pay well am so going for it. wanted to join force but I fail for height

Hehehehehe.. extremely funny lady. But you suppose dey do mitigation and litigation oooo.. abi na inside union homes you wan they practice am? See wetin Nigeria economy dun cause ooo lol lol

urchbarbie:
yh! am in d legal world. did one legal officer interview tho it has a 3yrs experience criteria and that of union bank. Am still a serving corp member

Hehehehe ... so u be lawyer corper wey sabi tease people so..hope I have the locus standi to commune with you ? Lol.. well, as for that legal officer interview, just pray they don't decline it because of your yet-to-have-3yrs experience. But that of union bank is very promising for you.

urchbarbie:
its all in a bid to bring smiles to ur face as we "push" our "cvs"

it shldnt dearie

Lol.. its true. You are in the spirit. Have you done any interview so far on ur pushcv dashboard ??

phetty:


oh...pinkieblue...Caucasian...any connection

well, you're welcome @pinkieblue, and do extend my compliment to him

Lol.. there is obviously a connection. She speaks my heart. She has got a peace-loving spirit, a smart head and a matured soul. I like her for that

Anyway, is like you sent me a mail ? somehow it canceled. Please resend it. Thanks.

mrtidier:


Nice one. To an extent, i buy into your philosophy of "rugged individualism". I must also assert that when rugged individualism is overemphasized and placed in the forefront of all your endeavors, take an introspective examination of yourself, it could be sheer pride and egotism. Extremist individualism would either reject offers of external assistance or kiss a gift horse in the mouth. Humans as we know, are partly the product of external assistance and partly hard work. If your individualism school of though works for you, Bon! Whatever works. I believe in the power of collectivism, mentorship and the mastermind. It would be fool hardy of me to spurn an honest offer, simply because i wish to satisfy my egotistic cravings. In the future, if im wealthy and someone points a finger and gloats that he created me, does it make me less of what i am? The person probably forgot that to a very large extent, "the end justifies the means." Cheers!

Hahahahaha yeah you are very sensible. And I wasn't posing as an extremist of it. Every thing should be done in synthesis/moderacy u know. But you seem not to get the implications of the idea. It's saying that do not always PESTER or solely depend on someone u know up there for your personal survival and satisfaction. That is why it mentioned CLOSED RELATIVES. You see?? Its talking about HABITS here. We all know that no man is an island. But when God is all you know, he will direct even people you don't know to help you to that height Without even you talking much. Man is gregarious. Someone has to help another.

urchbarbie:
a woman in luv believes anything.........just anything!

Lol lol lol .. you really amaze me .. ta lo wa so fun eh nsi kpe girl inyen ni ife mi ?? Ehnnnnn ? Ta lo sor fun ehn ? O ti mankpa mi lerin ju ..

urchbarbie:
a woman in luv believes anything.........just anything!

phetty:


I've been a passive follower of this thread. You - Caucasian - has got my attention (positively and negatively) many times. This post of yours is one of the positives'. I couldn't move on without saying that your sense of reasoning and art of writing are really fascinating.

More Vaseline to your elbow...

haha.. you really got me blushing after reading this. Thanks a million times. Thanks again.. hehehehe you just have to ignore my negatives because am not normal. but when you multiply two negatives the answer is positive. which means without negativity there is no positivity. these are elements that make-up the entire universe and that should shape human behavior too. Lol. Thank u again..

mrtidier:


He was like, "You and your friend? You people should apply. You would not regret it." I replied "Thank you sir, but would u assist us to make sure we are selected?" "Oh you want me to help? Uhmmm, we would see what we can do about that..."
This is a top ranking naval officer we are talking about. You see the reason am skeptic?

I always tell people. In this life, you are on your own. If you think you have an uncle or sister or somebody somewhere, they will fail. Only God I look up to who doesn't fail. If I told you who my own uncle is I shouldn't be on pushcv or any job site looking for a well-paying job. He is a retired major-general. A top nnpc official if not retired by now and receiving fat pensions. He is closed to babangida and colluded with him in his coup that overthrew buhari ..But from birth, I had always been a protractor of the concept of "rugged individualism" which means the determination to succeed without the aid of closed relatives. I never got admission by knowing someone. Not even a job by knowing someone. In only God I trust and he never fails.

Succeed on your own and your wealth will be crowned with respect or be dependent and let someone points fingers at you tomorrow saying he made you what you are.

Make your choice.

Rich4god:
Plz, can d elites in the house explain to me how the stage 3 n 4 works... If u fail, will dia b a second chance or Dat's all..

Friend, there is more than a second chance. The chances given you to retake them are even infinite. If you found yourself scoring below the cut-off, it doesn't mean you are dull. It only means that you spent too much time answering a question and your marks were been deducted in return. The best thing to do is to answer fast and accurately as possible and submit with at least 14mins left. Thats the open secret most especially in that stage 4.. I don't even wish my enemies to repeat stage 4. Not even babacha hahahaha...

urchbarbie:
u painstakingly took time in explaining dat. guys dont do dat. its a carefully thought lie. #winks

Hahahahahah.. This one is serious issue ooo. how did you know that I took time? Were you watching me when I was typing? Well, as you can see, pinky already believed me. She trust I don't lie. You see ??

urchbarbie:
iro nla

Hehehehe see wahala oooo. Lol ..barbie am serious. Ok how do u want me to prove it ? Just tell me and I will ...

Pinkieblue:



We

U stay with your parents

Lol .. Dear, .. I don't. My eldest sister put to bed recently and then I decided to use this downtime period to visit her..

Hahahahahaha.. dis nairaland people. I took breakfast very late this morning and then inundated my blood vessels with a purported 6% alcoholic drink and later found myself dizzy as if i was sodden in excess drink. I decided to sleep and after a lengthy sleep diz afternoon. I woke up to check this thread and behold this bomb awaited me and bombed me..hahahahahaha .. which kind people be diz ?? Uyosolo have u been treated now? ..haha haha ha *still laughing*

Pinkieblue:



Because your neighbour finally allowed u to charge your fone with his gen on ....

Haha ha ha ha. . We have our own generation ...oh sorry generator

Abdulleeh:


Please do not derail the thread bikonu. Chai! I loved Noob. Oshio's reincarnate. Lol

Oshio's reincarnate ? please who is Oshio ??

Dela007:
It pains me to see many graduates unemployed. When will all this suffering end?

Heya my dear, it pains me and God to see many graduates unemployed too. Our sincere sympathy and empathy for them. When will the suffering end? It will surely end when we realize that employers are also humans like us but they think differently from dependent job seekers. I really feel for the unemployed and underemployed.

But retrospectively, No man was born with the responsibility of giving you a job. We need to understand that the human society is not static but dynamic. And if it is dynamic, it means it is in a constant state of flux or change. If you perused the progression of human society from the origin of man, you would infer that it has advanced from the barbarian stone age into a more complex ICT era.

pitiable enough, the ignorance of the aforementioned has invariably made about 90% of mankind to associate stereo-types with contemporary social-economic dynamics. And what is this stereo-type? Go to school, Go to school, get a good grade and you will get a good job. Now despite the good grades, where are the good jobs? Be mindful that ignorance is the common ancestor of all chronic diseases.

Our educational system is a model of the Western educational system and the western educational system is modeled alongside the Prussian educational system. The palpable truth is that the prussian educational system was designed and cadenced to make its graduates an employee and not employers. It was initiated in 1888 by the then Prussian President, Sir Oto Von Bismarck.

The rationale behind the system was to create or produce a mass army of employees who will fill the vacancies in the factories and offices created by the industrial revolution of the late 18th and early 19th century. Hence, the need for faculties and departments. When you study accounting, you become an accountant in a company because all you were taught was how to account for a company. The same thing applies to other specialized disciplines.

Worse yet, there are myriad of graduates NOW with these western certifications without commensurate increase in industries and diversifications. The earlier we realized that we are no longer in the industrial age but the information age the better for we all. The globe is currently in need of leaders and multifarious entrepreneurs and not workers.

So, would you rather put your brain power to work and then be in charge of your own financial future? Or leave your potentials unexplored and become a stooge in the hands of a souless capitalist ? Make your choice.

And in reiteration, No man was created solely to give us a job. Life is ;- "Every man for himself, God for us all. Whoever is slow, may the devil take him".

Abdulleeh:


Bro, I miss being online too. Am engrossed in some serious activities here. I'll be inadvertently absent for awhile. Sup to pinkieblue,caucasian,uyosolo,adenirandorothy, mrtidier and everyone

We will not take it. Thats a big lie. No engrossed activity will stop you from using ur phone for just a minute. You want to create artificial scarcity of comedy so oooo...

mrtidier:
Hold up! Abdulleh, Caucasian,Uysolo, bluepink, Enigmatique, and the rest of the guys making the thread happen, where did y'all go? This thread ain't permitted to die. Is it the fuel or power scarcity? Y'all come on! I miss y'all!

Hehehehe I was supposed to ask you all dsame question cos I wasn't seeing anybody online as I was checking the thread everyday. So how come the fuel scarcity affected the availability of power on you guys phone and didn't affect me one day ??

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You ba ? I just dey watch you. I complemented you and the best thing you could say is that u are a trouble maker and asked that if u can make one for me.. shey na semo ? ... hehehehehe u wan dey psych me ba ?? But I can't remember initiating you into the psychos' sisterhood

DatechMan:


A C [up] B [up] B A [down] -excellent
OR
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Guy I respect you oooo.. you just made me remembered now that there is an alternative way of enabling the killer cheat codes but I can't remember it for now or even anymore I guess. .

enigmatique:

At least I'm now finally through with the examinations. That's something to be happy abt. :-D And I expect us to start getting buzzed 4 interviews soon coz this approach of PushCV's is just too innovative for it to not catch the attention of toosh companies. Get my drift?

My guy.. Welcome on board. I can't lie to you the companies are really tooshed and top-ranked as pushcv puts it.. they pay well. Its worth getting a job through this innovative platform. You don't find their jobs advertised on any jobsites.. and now I truly believe what my pastor told us earlier this month. He said the very good jobs are not advertised publicly. .

Since, I have been unwilling to take interviews looming on my dashboards on PushCV because of their demands of "plenty" years experience. Bias aside, the jobs are great most especially the one that took me much pain to let go yesterday. It was actually an Executive Assistant job interview in Casers Group with annual remuneration ranging 4.8 million to 6 million. But wanted experience was 6-10years.

Hehehehehe .. na which time them even born me wey I wan take gather that kind experience. Lol but the salary enter my eye lol e be like oyel and gash money
But just this evening, I was lucky enough to find one interview I could attempt. customer relationship executive in a shipping and longdicksticks firm , one year experience. I just killed it and I hope it comes back alive