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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 11:51am On Apr 13, 2015
cry cry cry cry ... Too bad. I thought you were almost better than your husband (abacha) who uses his half engineering degree as an alibi for his overall academic poverty. I guess you were a baby engineering student too.

My commiserations for you hinges not only on your poor mental coordination and spelling errors but also on your careless and dirty talk. YOU TALK VERY DIRTY. Using the " F " word at random just like you really do in the secrecy of your hypocrisy.

You were even asking someone if you did a nice job. Hahah haha ha ha.. what a local girl you are with zero self-awareness. Like i did to your shameless abacha, I would also show you a level of maturity and mental discipline by not insulting your parents in return because I respect them even if I don't know them at all.

It took you almost two days to compose this trash. Groping for words to express your tiny mind and all you could produce is your imperfection in speech and disgust. Aawwwwww!!! SomMUMU oh sorry sombaby, you are less than decent my dear. No wonder I just chose to disregard you from the beginning as I labeled you INSIGNIFICANT.

Am glad my test really paid off. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.. Your performance revealed your filthy self and poor moral up-bringing. Keep it up pig.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 10:53am On Apr 13, 2015
SomBaby:



I decided to keep quiet yesterday because like I said, it was a DIVINE MERCY sunday...so lucky are you.

You couldn't attack me directly(so cowardly of you) because you have probably not recovered from my initial outburst...
From all indications(Obviously your attitude and venomious speech), you are:
1. A gay...(and your favorite is BLO JOB)
2. A proffessional harlot(For you to advertise it publicly...SHAME ON YOU)
3.A pervert(You have obviously practised with small boys and have excelled and now you are pro)
4.An uncircumcised babboon(I don't think anyone has BLOWN yours and you instead resorted to BLOWING peoples')
5.Your mother's biggest error( cos if she had her way, she would have let another semen fertilise her egg...you are just too lucky)

For your information, if you repeat that trash here, I would personally write to admin and have you barred entirely form NairaLand...take your filth else where...not on this platform...you are warned
Am happy you are looking for a job and not one of us awaiting for interview from NNPC(still on our present jobs though) cos I don't know how I can work alongside a sex addict(BLOW JOBBER)...Good Luck in your endeavours...FATHER FUCKER!!!!

@ Prelictus I hope I have done well
( you seemed too bored)
My fellow peeps...nice day !


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 10:00pm On Apr 12, 2015
cry kiss grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 7:36pm On Apr 12, 2015
Awwwwwwww!!!! grin grin grin ;sorry dear .. I couldn't risk reading your post much further as it is getting MUCH MORE WORSE than ever grin grin grin ...

I am replying only because I forgot to add something in my previous post. Did you mention yourself waiting for an interview? ?? shocked shocked shocked which interview ? shocked shocked NNPC ?? NO NO NO NO ...

Fool no man here. You didn't participate in any aptitude test let alone waiting for an interview you are unworthy of. Phillips is a man grin and not a cyborg. grin grin grin He is not lame and daft enough to shortlist you for test. Not even by human error. Because you are worse than error.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 6:50pm On Apr 12, 2015
Haha haha hhihihihi hihihi hohohohohohoho kakaka owiga owiga chi chi chi haha ha .. I laugh in hindu ... aaaawwwwww !!!!! My Dear mr HE/SHE grin grin aka MR, I WAS A TYPING ERROR grin grin grin

CAVEAT: Haven't you inflicted enough pain upon your soul? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth about my malevolent character push you deeper into the abyss of much more remorse and public obloquy? Heed my warning. Do not proceed wordings with me. For this nairaLAND could either be your sanctuary or it might dig your grave. Make your choice.

I never knew you were this worse. I could have mortgaged a life jacket for your sake by not posting at all in this nnpc thread. I should have continued with my reading and observation. But you thought you were smart and poetic. Now the whole landers are watching you drawn helplessly and hopelessly in a pintsize pool you foolishly constructed.

For your information, my first post on this thread was a game. I was only playing psychometrics on anyone willing to fail. Testing the interpersonal-skills some of us claim to have naturally. Interviewers do that sometimes to provoke you and then watch your reaction to see if you are naturally rude, intolerant and aggressive most especially if it were a customer service post.

But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel. She obviously mocked you several times and for the first time you stood up against her, you went low into an unworthy apology because you are a WEAKLING FROM BIRTH. Less than a man.

As an act of pity, I suggest you make no further comments. Because, it seems by each extra-post you make, your brain deteriorates more in a geometric retrogression.
I can see that you are now humble in your reproach, settling for a peaceful co-existence with all. I am also willing to meet you in the real world and commiserate with you by registering you in a night school. Don't worry about the fees. I shall pay grin.. I just want your IQ and poor grammar to improve below average grin grin

He is a proud psycho. Very highly inflammable. Do not throw match boxes in my combustion chambers because when I burn, even your cohorts will be consumed in the flames.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 5:20pm On Apr 12, 2015
Hahahaha ... I convulsed in laughter and woke my baby niece from her sleep. . *still laughing*
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 6:58pm On Apr 11, 2015
Mr dayjahvoo@ You were even considerate and tolerant enough to reply that malignant fetus. Please let him remain in that dehydrated and deoxygenated embryo. He is yet to be born dead and deformed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 6:40pm On Apr 11, 2015
Prelinctus@ ...lmao You are wicked cheesy cheesy shocked shocked I never knew that colloquial short spelling formats and compositions like that in our SMS are prohibited here. I am a beginner here. Forgive my ignorance. I might shange grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 11:27pm On Apr 10, 2015
Hahahahahaha haha ... I didn't want to reply but I am forced to... who told you and how do u know that the people here are decent? Is it what people say and how they artificially comport themselves in formal settings that make them decent? or their actual actions in secrecy and natural situations? You talk out of REASON.

Let me also give you a degrading question as a fringe benefit reward for your tiny-mindedness. Is it only decent people that pass interview and occupy covetous job posts?

Without mincing words, i am willing to lend you a piece of my cosmopolitan mind but thats if and only if you can afford the sky-rocketing interest rate per minute in just a day. Hahaha babacha is the apple of ignorance's eye. You are already dead like Abacha, your ancestor.

You talk very lowly with erroneous spellings. What is your age Lol lol .. Please i am not replying you forthwith so you don't pull me down to your level...better yet, learn the art of conversation from your mental superiors e.g NpcComplete, Topiipii , dayjahvoo and Scarlet.... hahaha *still laughing*
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 9:17pm On Apr 10, 2015
Its overly sad that the likes of allendk , baubacha and their directionless grasshopper-followers Could abruptly fall prey to my test purposely organized to check the EASY COMBUSTIBILITY of some 13-17yrs old persons.

Swiftlife was very excellent to say that they are merely 3months to 11months old. Babies like these don't think before blabbing and Wasting their few neuron cells on irrelevancies.

Someone who never targeted a post at you, How could you pass derisory statements on his parent ? Its only an Hypocrite that destroyeth his neighbor with words. In fact, How do u define intents? How do u also define humor ? What does doing things for a LARK mean to you?

Scarletdp was kind enough to lend you an expensive common-sense but the gravity of your folly pulled you back into the abyss of mental darkness. You are lost. Find yourself first before your certificates try and fail.

I advise u ask God for the gift of discernment so u don't remain a stooge in the game of life. Also, meet matured minds like NpcComplete, scarlet and topiipii. Let them teach you manners and wisdom in speech.

I don't post comments here because of "the insolent child with the lilliputian mind" but I only read and observe the threads Still progressing. Often times, some users ignorantly just cast aspersions at eruditor who is only enjoying himself as a self-created fictitious character whose behavioral intents are actually innocuous.

Please if you have problems of inferiority-complex, affableness and self-depreciation, I think you should consult a human resources consulting firm. Maybe they have your solutions like dragnet. But the bible says in all things, get UNDERSTANDING. Learn to understand people. Sorry.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 2:00pm On Apr 04, 2015
Please my fellow landers. I want to use this podium to express my dire need of a job. Am relatively new here. I really need a good job. You guys should help me in fact with any job. I will manage any kind of job. Even a blo job
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware Of This Kind Of Scam... by Caucasian: 4:15pm On Mar 16, 2015
Hahahahaha I received call today from so called engineer adekunle.. I am bigger than the scam ..thanks to nairaland though. .wen I searched the so called suntex I found this place ..lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chams Management Trainee Aptitude Test by Caucasian: 11:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CITA Petroleum Aptitude Test Invitation by Caucasian: 11:16pm On Mar 06, 2015
@mkay plz do u know if social sciences have done their first interview after the aptitude test Plz reply or anyone else who knows can reply me. Plzz lets not ignore ourselves. One love
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chams Management Trainee Aptitude Test by Caucasian: 8:21pm On Mar 04, 2015
kiss kiss kiss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 6:36pm On Mar 02, 2015
Plz who have an idea of when the interview will commence
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chams Management Trainee Aptitude Test by Caucasian: 5:41pm On Mar 02, 2015
Wande I wrote monday own 12:30
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chams Plc Calling For Interview by Caucasian: 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2015
Hello ?? Any one took chams plc test on Monday 2015 ??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CITA Petroleum Aptitude Test Invitation by Caucasian: 8:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CITA Petroleum Aptitude Test Invitation by Caucasian: 11:00am On Feb 26, 2015
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