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Jokes Etc / Hilarious Responses Of What Someone From Kaduna Is Called by CEtoO(f): 7:36am On Oct 01, 2021 |
So I decided to ask matriculating students this question If someone from Bayelsa is called a Bayelsan and Delta a Deltan, what would you call someone from Kaduna and Ebonyi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-LHT0cfrU |
Jokes Etc / How Do You Moan During Sex? by CEtoO(f): 10:37am On Sep 26, 2021 |
When it comes to lovemaking, people display their pleasure differently. I've heard of couples who keep quiet during sex. Some others scream during sex and others moan passionately particularly when they are on cloud nine In this episode of on the street, Celine takes us out to find out how people moan during lovemaking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D22TCiL-4kE
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Computers / Re: Hp 250 G5 Notebook @ 55k.... Sold by CEtoO(f): 10:00pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
45k? Pls reply |
Jokes Etc / How Many LGA Do We Have In Bayelsa State? by CEtoO(f): 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2019 |
It's easy right? Would it be that easy if you're in front of a camera? Click the video to see funny response https://www.facebook.com/1343111322529599/posts/1406040632903334/?app=fbl
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Crime / Re: Shocking! Grandpa Starves Girl To 16.8KG by CEtoO(f): 8:03am On Feb 11, 2018 |
thesicilian:Have u considered that she could have been locked up all thru those days or weeks or months or years? |
Crime / Re: Shocking! Grandpa Starves Girl To 16.8KG by CEtoO(f): 7:49am On Feb 11, 2018 |
lalanice:very typical |
Romance / Re: My Husband Wants To Kill Me With Forceful Sex & Beating by CEtoO(f): 7:42am On Feb 11, 2018 |
Hmmmm Some women are something else. It takes a man with a pure good heart to resist beating a woman. But why not annul the union instead of turning her to a punching bag? Did i hear forceful sex? Even in marriage? Wao! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Scarlet: A Short Story On Domestic Violence by CEtoO(f): 7:21am On Feb 11, 2018 |
Quite a story. It is Christianity that makes divorce a big issue. Every woman or man out there going through pains in marriage, my best advice is to walk out. Better separated, happy and alive than languishing in pains and trying to save a messed up marriage that could send you to meet your ancestors before your time. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Forum Games / Re: What's the Craziest Lie You've Ever Told??? by CEtoO(f): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Don't know if its a crazy sha. As a new corps member posted to my ppa, i lied to my principal that i can't go to school because i was purging. In less than 5 minutes, he sent one of the teachers to get me drugs. Hmmmmmm. And d person he sent was like i must take it in his presence cos he heard i hate drugs. Biko don't ask me if i took it or not, I'm still purging. Lol 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Hits The Pool In Bikini (Photos) by CEtoO(f): 7:22pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
teresafaith: Abeg free d woman jhor. U really think she doesn't have suitors? Even if its till 35 that she sees someone who she thinks she's compactible with, its good news. Its your type that will blast and condemn her if she had married early and gone thru marriage crisis. A happy home is not rated on how early you get married. |
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Hits The Pool In Bikini (Photos) by CEtoO(f): 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: So what's your definition of slutty and sexy? So a sexy virgin should also be called a slut because she's unmarried? |
NYSC / Re: Benue 2017batch A by CEtoO(f): 9:59am On May 18, 2017 |
07069572759 |
Fashion / Re: 4 Inridible Genevieve Nnaji Latest Ankara Fashion Style by CEtoO(f): 6:32pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
I just love this lady. Biko, nobi cuccumber love oooo |
Politics / Re: Student Surprises Patience Jonathan With An Artwork On Her Birthday (Photo) by CEtoO(f): 8:53pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
SWORD419:Nobi only realises |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by CEtoO(f): 8:34pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
AyamConfidence: |
Politics / Re: Hillarious Letter Of A Concerned Nigerian To President Buhari On His Health by CEtoO(f): 11:53pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
doyinisaac:Noted |
Politics / Re: Hillarious Letter Of A Concerned Nigerian To President Buhari On His Health by CEtoO(f): 11:18pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
Yungwizzzy:Stale? |
Politics / Hillarious Letter Of A Concerned Nigerian To President Buhari On His Health by CEtoO(f): 9:36pm On Jun 06, 2016 |
Visit To The Villa Mr President, sir. Good afternoon, sir. Sorry sir, oh. E pele, sir. Doh. Sorry, sir. I'm sorry I came late. I was in church when I got Uncle Lie's text message and I had to rush down. In fact, our service ended abruptly because we didn't have sufficient fuel and we couldn't get anywhere. It's not as if we even had money to buy the fuel sef. But Mr President, how are you feeling now? Sorry, sir. E pele, sir. You will soon be fine, she'ti gbo? But sir, I don't understand oh. Uncle Lie said you were suffering from Mene Mene disease and that one of your ears was terribly aching. Is that true, sir? When did that one start? Can you hear me, sir? Hello? Okay, sir. But excuse, sir, I know how you got this disease oh. It's the fault of these Nigerians sha. Every time, they will be calling your name. There's no petrol, they will call Buhari. No tomatoes, they will call you. The country is in turmoil, they will call your name. Even the Niger Delta Avengers are busy avenging everywhere, they will still shout Buhari! Sir, why will you not go deaf when they want to blind your ears with complains? But sir, have you heard that the country is difficult? I could not even pay offering today due to paucity of funds. Everything is just on the high side and they have not paid us since December last year. It's just the grace of God that has been keeping us. As for the Avengers, I heard that Zack Snyder wants to come and collabo with them. Sir, is that not a blessing to our pneumonic entertainment industry? Sir, am I talking too much? Can you hear me, sir; because Uncle Femi Sina is looking at me out of the corner of his eyes. Sorry, sir. E pele, sorry. Ehen, as I was saying, sir. You got this disease because of the people of God that you are leading. Don't mind them, oh? God will heal you. But they can complain sha. That reminds me sef. Sir, there's really no petrol oh and the price is even high. It's not as if I'm complaining sha oh, I’m just saying my own. So sir, how are we going to do it now? Have you taken any drugs? Ah ah? You've not taken drugs bawo? Oh, they want to fly you abroad for treatment? Abroad ke? But Mr President, there are many hospitals in Nigeria na. Can't you just go and get treatment in one the big hospitals here? You don't trust the hospitals? Ah ah, shebi your people said you have disbursed money to revamp the health sector? Oh, you don't trust the doctors? Hehehehehehe. Don't mind them jare. They are just vexing. They have not been paid for months so you just have to pity them. Shebi you kukuma like to say that you feel our pains, so bear with the doctors. And you cannot even go to any University teaching hospital now. What do they have there that could possibly cure you? Sir, shey you can see that nothing is really working? That's why everybody is shouting your name upandan, making you go blind in one ear. Yeye Nigerians, they cannot just adjust; making noise everywhere. Mtsheeew. Sorry, sir. Hope the ear is not disturbing you? So sir, that means you will still travel out abi? Hmmmmm. Okay oh. After all, not all of us can afford hospitals in Nigeria, not to talk of outside the country. Ordinary agbo we don't even have money to buy. Oya, go well, Mr President. I'm sure Prof can handle things when you're gone. He should be used to it by now. But sir, come back oh. We don't want 2010 to repeat itself oh! Before we will now hear that Prof is the new president. Sorry sir, ehn? I've been talking too much. Don't mind me jare. Sorry sir. Doh. Let me be on my way now, sir. I will come check on you again before you fly out. Thank you, sir. Sorry, sir. Doh. E pele. You will soon be fine, inu go? So sir, I’m going oh. I'm going, sir. Sir, I said I'm on my way. Sir…… Okay, sir. I don't have transport back home, sir. Oh. I should follow Aunty Kemi? Thank you very much, sir. Get well soon! P.S: All sentences, words, clauses and phrases were deliberately used the writer; before una go dey think say I no know book. I am Immanuel Eromonsele Ujiadughele I, and I wish the president speedy recovery. Source: https://www.facebook.com/ujiadughelee1/posts/711427168960964 |
Politics / Re: The Guy Who Posted Rip On Buhari Twitter Feed Charged To Court by CEtoO(f): 8:02pm On May 27, 2016 |
Smart guy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Come O!, Create A Fake Name And Make It Rhyme..let's See Who Wins M Or F by CEtoO(f): 10:11pm On May 06, 2016 |
Goodness Sola Tope (GST) |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Ketchup Wakes Up After 20 Hours In Coma by CEtoO(f): 11:27am On May 05, 2016 |
Thank God he's back to life |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by CEtoO(f): 11:13pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Must be jovial, honest and caring. 28-38 pls 07069572759 |
Romance / Re: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by CEtoO(f): 9:27am On Apr 14, 2016 |
Loving You- Minnie Ripperton Somebody i used to know - Gotye ft Kimbra Fool in love- Rihanna 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: Is This Possible? (photo) by CEtoO(f): 8:35pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
With witchcraft, Yes 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Finally Exposed Mysterious Tree Where Witches And Wizards Meets In Benin by CEtoO(f): 8:29pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
Anything is possible in Benin |
Celebrities / Re: OAP Freeze Questions Jumoke's Rise To Fame In A Thought-provoking IG Post by CEtoO(f): 9:33pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
I share his thoughts |
Phones / Re: See What Airtel Did To Me. by CEtoO(f): 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
I use airtel too and its superb. Just like u said maybe u're truly unfortunate. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by CEtoO(f): 2:28pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Dyt:Tnx |
Romance / Re: Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by CEtoO(f): 2:26pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
lordizak:Thank u |
Romance / Does One Truly Love Once In Life? by CEtoO(f): 9:09pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
I have been trying to get on and move on after my break up with my ex but i can't. Its just not working. I just can't bring myself into pouring my feelings and love to another man. I read that u truly love once in a life time. Could this be the reason! |
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