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Politics / Re: Photos; Chief Of Army Staff Buratai Visits Troops In Mafa, Dikwa And Logomani by chat2deen(m): 8:54am On Aug 23, 2015
handie:
This is how it should be and not a system where the chief feeds fat in Abuja without a thought of his troops. Look at the pictures well. U can see the spring in these soldier's steps and the smile on their faces. God Bless Muhammadu Buhari(the GCFR), God bless TY Buratai(The COAS), God bless the gallant men of the Nigerian army. Victory shall be ours

The officer that was shot during the tour was a General, that's Gen Gagariga, Nigerians need to pray more for our hero's because they swore to depend us,they volunteered, they risk their lives so dat we don't have to.

Politics / Re: Photos; Chief Of Army Staff Buratai Visits Troops In Mafa, Dikwa And Logomani by chat2deen(m): 8:47am On Aug 23, 2015
bewla:
Thank u all our heroes more safety and protection to to u all

Politics / Re: Which Elected Office Holders Should Nigerian Forces Salute? by chat2deen(m): 11:36pm On Aug 21, 2015
godwinkessi:


Bro can governors, minister or local government chairmen be saluted?

Yes! You are saluting his office and not him as an individual, if u are opportune to watch passing out parade u will see that a governor is recognized by giving him national salute wen he climb the saluting dice n during d national salute the national anthem us half for the Gov n full for the President whom is the reviewing officer or wen a minister represent a president e.g min of defence is given the accord as a president with full national salute.
Politics / Re: Webhost At Lowest Rate by chat2deen(m): 4:22pm On Aug 21, 2015
How come fashola's Website cost 75million?
Politics / Re: The Tanoids by chat2deen(m): 5:44am On Aug 21, 2015
TAN aka Thieves Around Nigeria grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Which Elected Office Holders Should Nigerian Forces Salute? by chat2deen(m): 2:32pm On Aug 20, 2015
Salutation is one of d oldest way of greeting, it means " I means I hold no harm against u", it marks a sign of respect n loyalty to ur superior. In customs, ethics n tradition of NA, superior commissioned officers are to b saluted when wearing a beret, brace up or sit up wen sitting or driving and also the superior officer would also compliment my saluting bak. Salutation are done from 6am to 6pm immediately d flag is down, no Salutation. Not evry person is entitled to Salutation, only the executives i.e president n d rest n the Salutation is for the office it's self not individual, no one will crusify u for not saluting ex president cos he is no more on d mantle of leadership. If u decide to salute dangote dat one na eye service n u are on ur own.
Jokes Etc / Raise Your Hand If Know You Are A Corrupt Politician by chat2deen(m): 6:53am On Aug 19, 2015
Lol grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Face Your Job, Bishop Kukah Tells Buhari by chat2deen(m): 8:48am On Aug 13, 2015
Harmonypublish:
Is Bishop Mathew telling us to be unaccountable?


Clergymen and politics! Na wao, Baba
Told us Naija is broke, if we don't squeeze dos baggers how can he run Naija?
Politics / Re: Barrister Francis should show his Unilorin First Class Certificate by chat2deen(m): 7:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
Me I know one barrister Francis those days! He lives in abimbola avenue,behind mark filling station in Tanke area n he used brag he is a first class student, I learn he lives in Australia now. Op are sure he is not d one grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Photos: 23 Year Old Benue State First Female Nigerian Pilot by chat2deen(m): 1:30pm On Aug 07, 2015
Op! We all know this not true! They were female pilots before her! I saw this same report on Linda keji. Blessing Liman then n now Flying Officer in NAF was a pilot as of 2012 n when she was commissioned, she became the first female fighter jet pilot in nigeria. Blessing Liman hails from Kaduna State and is an indigene of Zangon Kataf Local Government Area. She attended the Nigerian College of Aviation Technology (NCAT), Zaria, Kaduna State.
Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/21780/33/blessing-liman-nigerias-first-female-military-pilo.html

And

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/blessing-liman-now-licensed-to-fight-and-fly-with-wings/114995/

https://www.nairaland.com/1295053/blessing-liman-female-military-pilot
Politics / Re: Former COAS Lt Gen KTJ Minimah's Daughter Set To Marry by chat2deen(m): 8:52pm On Aug 06, 2015
More Pics.......

Politics / Former COAS Lt Gen KTJ Minimah's Daughter Set To Marry by chat2deen(m): 8:49pm On Aug 06, 2015
The Daughter of Lt Gen KTJ Minimah (RTD), Opune Susan is set to marry Lieutenant Bonaventure Dickson on the 8th August,2015 at St Cyprian's Anglican Church at No 37, Hospital Road, Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

Politics / Re: Notorious Hippopotamus KILLED In Gombe State (photos) by chat2deen(m): 3:20pm On Aug 06, 2015
O boi see meat! Let the party begins!
Politics / Re: Army Disbands Courts Martial, Set To Review Cases by chat2deen(m): 9:32am On Aug 02, 2015
The attention of the Nigerian Army has been drawn to a correspondence making the rounds in some media regarding an administrative procedure to review some recent disciplinary cases in the Nigerian Army.

For the avoidance of doubt it should be noted that the Nigerian Army is reviewing all recent disciplinary cases due to the wave of litigations and petitions by some aggrieved personnel. The public should not misconstrue the recent directive to mean total recall of dismissed and deserter soldiers.

Kindly disseminate this to the public through your medium.

Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman
Acting Director Army Public Relations
Culture / Re: All Ile-ife Women Restricted Indoors Tonight by chat2deen(m): 8:25pm On Aug 01, 2015
Oro Babawo!
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Commuters Stranded Between Maiduguri Damaturu Road . by chat2deen(m): 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2015
And some baggers are busy abusing the military! Me I know say RPG no get odeshi but the army is always confronting terrorists. God bless our armed forces!
Politics / Re: Thread For Military Men (nigerian Armed Forces) by chat2deen(m): 9:02pm On Jul 30, 2015
agborman96:
please gallant colleagues in the house let's meet here and discuss our problems here.


Discuss ur problems hia? Ever heard of NAWANI Project? Better keep ur gutter shut, I can see u like grumbling! No vex ooo. Am not bringing u out oooo

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Politics / JUST IN: EFCC Goes After Ex-gov Chime’s Chief Of Staff by chat2deen(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), has begun quizzing Chief Mrs. Ifeoma Nwobodo, the former Chief of Staff to Sullivan Chime, the former governor of Enugu State.

This interrogation is seen as preparatory to moving against the former governor.

According to Vanguard report, Nwobodo arrived the EFCC headquarters in Abuja, at about 9.30a.m. on Thursday, July 30, 2015, and was immediately taken to the interrogation room where she was interrogated on issues bordering on misappropriation of public funds.

Nwobodo was said to have been grilled on what she knew about conspiracy and diversion of Enugu state funds by the former governor and his cronies.

A top EFCC official said: “Nwobodo’s invitation is believed to be precursor to the interrogation of her former principal as the agency is said to be flooded with petitions indicting Chime of humongous graft during his eight-year rule of Enugu State as governor from 2007 to 2015.”

She is still being interrogated by a team of crack detectives to determine whether or not to file charges against her, the former governor and his aides named in the petitions.

The spokesperson of the EFCC, confirmed that the former COS to ex-governor Sullivan was being interrogated by operatives of the agency.

It was gathered that the EFCC has been flooded with petitions indicting Chime of huge graft during his eight-year rule as governor of Enugu state from 2007 to 2015.

Some weeks back, Chime had pleaded with those he may have offended in the course of his eight-year stay in office to forgive him.

Source:
http://www.naij.com/503481-just-efcc-goes-ex-gov-chimes-chief-staff.html
Politics / Re: Buhari ,chief Of Army Staff Pls Pay Us .we Are Exhausted Here!!!! by chat2deen(m): 6:18pm On Jul 30, 2015
agborman96:
we are fighting boko haram insurgents on empty stomach .since buhari came into power our allowances nor salaries are delayed and we will drink garri for 2 weeks fighting .

buhari pls help soldiers pls we have not committed any offence to fight for our motherland.

gej always pay us before the due date to boost our morale.pls buhari copy from gej.


thank you sir.


Grumbling is allowed but let it not get to their ears. There is no pls in d army, but manage. Things will be fixed God's willing and better days ahead, wish our troops success,amen.
Politics / Re: Buhari, Please Probe Fashola Lekki Toll Plaza by chat2deen(m): 2:34pm On Jul 30, 2015
Imagine u have to pay 250 naira each time u pass thru dat gate! undecided

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Politics / Re: Profile Of The New Amnest Cordinator. Gen. Paul Boroh by chat2deen(m): 7:11am On Jul 29, 2015
samobaba:
I think this guy is the most learned Nigerian army I have ever read about


Have u ever gone thru Lt Gen AB Dambazau's profile?

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Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by chat2deen(m): 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2015
mykl01:


Let the bastards sit on their heads and...... fly it everywhere!!

Fly it as per alpha jet! The standard must be maintained, Academy ppl no good woh! Allah! Allah kuwa! Shege! Shege mutum kawai.

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Politics / Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by chat2deen(m): 8:06pm On Jul 27, 2015
Cadets are plumming! Plumming 101 pde. They are just causing small chawuzing nah, cracked fire eaters! I feel u guys! That kind regular tins! I guess crabs don finish prep winging and dey wanted to do shake up.

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Health / Re: She Released On Me When Making Love To Her by chat2deen(m): 7:15am On Jul 26, 2015
Bros wrong section, any it's a normal thing! It's called "squirting" it like a female way of releasing sperm or reaching orgasm. Dou scientists are still investing the content of this liquid substance. From some analysis, it contains small amount of urine n other chemical compounds! It's very rare u see women squirting, but does dat squirt are d bomb. Na enjoyment b dat for u. U can read more on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
Culture / Revealed: Town In Lagos Where Men Don’t Use Condom by chat2deen(m): 8:09pm On Jul 23, 2015
Makoko is a slum neighborhood located within the Lagos Metropolis, it has a population estimated well over 85,840.


Makoko

That Makoko is a fishing village with much of its structures constructed on stilts above the Lagos Lagoon is not the news though,  but the fact that the use of condoms is strange to men in this densely populated slum is.

The slum is predominantly dominated by Egun people, who research has shown do not like using condoms, due to their long held traditional belief in the old practice of coitus interruptus, also known as the withdrawal or pull-out method during sexual intercourse.

Reports have it that for centuries, this has been used as a method of birth control worldwide.

The history is not lost on the Egun people whose forefathers migrated from neighbouring Francophone West African countries like Togo and Benin Republic, as well as from Badagry, Lagos.

This age old practice has been transferred to the current generation, where most of the people speak their local Egun dialect and sometimes French.

Their major occupations are fishing and farming, only a few understand English.

It is believed by the Ekun people that the use of condom means nothing. They rationalise the believe with the idea that they know their-selves, both women and men; they claim that no one cheats on his or her spouse.

According to Lowato Luke, one of the traditional chiefs in the area, “It’s those people who go outside sleeping with different people that contact such diseases like HIV.”

The chief who has two wives and 12 children, gleefully boasts that he has mastered the withdrawal method and understands his wives’ ovulation cycles.

Luke said: “I know the particular times to have sex with my wives, even if they are breastfeeding and I want to have sex with them, I know how to do it to prevent another pregnancy.”

He also claimed that his wives enjoy the sex more than he does.

“But if you use condom, it won’t be that enjoyable. I have never used a condom,” he noted.

Another resident, Kirianko Goi, in his 40s, agrees with Luke.

He said “I don’t believe in the use of condom because I never heard that from my father. It’s not for me to say whether I will advise my children to use condom or not. If the young boys and girls want to have sex, they won’t tell you. This generation is clearly different from that of my father and mine. But if I’m in a position to do so, I will advise them, it is my duty to advise them.”

It is stunning to know that many of the women in the community also have aversions to the use of condoms during sexual intercourse.

Benedetta Sato, a 25-year old with two children, said she does not like condom.

“We don’t like using condom. But if we don’t want to get pregnant, we know how to do it by ourselves; it pays us more that way, because we don’t like using condom. I was told in a hospital in Cotonou, Benin Republic, where I gave birth to my first child, that people who don’t want to get pregnant can use condom.”

Adding; “Sometimes, I use a family planning drug before and after sex with my husband to prevent pregnancy,” she said, noting that many of her friends also don’t like condoms, while some claimed it could bring about disease. “I don’t know the type of disease, but I just don’t like condóm during séx.”

Another woman, Peace Olorunwa, who has been married for 12 years with six children, gave a deeper insight into the female view of the issue.

She said: “Although there is no official report that says condom is bad; personally, I don’t like it because God did not create it. Those who created it did so because of the level of immorality in the world today so that they can enjoy themselves. There are several methods to avoid pregnancy. A couple can have sex without the wife conceiving.

“I also don’t like the chemical and odour from condom because I believe the chemicals used in preserving the condóm could cause problems and is harmful to the body. Although I didn’t get the information from a medical expert, but everybody does according to their belief. I don’t use any drug either to prevent pregnancy. I just do it the natural way with my husband.”

Meanwhile, despite the lack of information, knowledge, and awareness about the consequences of unprotected sex, there is a general low rate of STDs and HIV/AIDS in the Makoko communities.

Regarding the issue of STDs, Muniru Muroko, a herbal doctor said, “We have special herbs to cure STDs like gonorrhoea and other types of diseases.”

“It is an Egun-secret,” Muniru added.

Meantime, it was discovered that regardless the poor sense of hygiene within Makoko, most children were healthy and were breastfed for longer time, malnutrition was not a problem.

It is gathered that conservatism, illiteracy, lack of awareness, traditional beliefs, environmental factors, high risk sexual behaviour and poverty may be some reasons for the widespread practice of unsafe sex among people in the Makoko community, little wonder there is a high rate of teenage pregnancy there.

This is the more reason why people in communities such as Makoko need more enlightenment about the use of contraceptives such as condoms.

To many inhabitants of Makoko, the withdrawal or pull out method might seem a very effective way of preventing pregnancy, however, research has shown that of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, four will become pregnant each year if they always do it correctly.

Statistics have further shown that of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 27 will become pregnant each year if they don’t always do it correctly.

Condoms as a method of birth control, have the advantages of being inexpensive, easy to use, having few side effects, and offering protection against sexually transmitted diseases.

Records prove that with proper knowledge and application technique and use at every act of intercourse, women whose partners use male condoms experience a 2% per-year pregnancy rate with perfect use and an 18% per-year pregnancy rate with typical use.

According to a 2000 report by the National Institute of health (NIH), consistent use of latex condoms reduces the risk of HIV/AIDS transmission by approximately 85% relative to risk when unprotected.

This puts the seroconversion rate (infection rate) at 0.9 per 100 person-years with condom, down from 6.7 per 100 person-years.

Source: http://www.naij.com/495814-revealed-town-in-lagos-where-men-dont-use-condom.html
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Cries On Live TV (Photo) by chat2deen(m): 10:05am On Jul 21, 2015
Crocodile tears? The wailing wailers as usual

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Jobs/Vacancies / Recruitment Into The Nigeria Police Force As Cadet ASP by chat2deen(m): 12:54pm On Jul 20, 2015
Police Service Commission invites applicants for recruitment into the Nigeria Police Force as Cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP). NIGERIA POLICE FORCE ASP RECRUITMENT 2015
Recruitment of ICT Professionals into the Nigeria Police Force. The Police Service Commission invites applicants for recruitment into the Nigeria Police Force as Professionals in the following fields of Information and Communication Technology:
1.) Systems Programmer / Database Developer
2.) Geographic Information Systems

3.) Applications Development

4.) Networking (Wireless / Wired WAN & LAN)

Category A
CADET ASSISTANT SUPERINTENDENT OF POLICE (ASP)
Applicants must possess a BSc / HND (or its equivalent) with a minimum of Second Class Lower / Upper Credit, in addition to the under-listd requirements:
1.) Systems Programmer / Database Developer / Administrator (Sort Code A1)
Requirements

BSc / HND in computer Science / Information & communication Tecgnology or any other relevant discipline.
Additional Certification in Microsoft, Oracle, proficiency in ASP.net, VB.net, C#, Java, HTML, XHTML, CSS, SQL, or Javascript is required.


2.) Geographical Information System (Sort Code A2)
Requirements

BSc / HND in Computer Science / Geography / Information & Communication Technology & other relevant discipline
Proficiency in GIS applications, GIS & GPS Remote Sensing, Computer Programming is required.


3.) Appplication Developer (Sort Code A3)
Requirements

BSc / HND in Computer Science / Geography / Information & Communication Technology / Mathematics or any other relevant discipline.
Additional Certification and proficiency in SQL, Java, MS-SQL, Web Application Development, Web Programming, XML Technology, PHP and/or ASP.Net, Web Designing with CMS, is required.


4.) Network Engineer / IT Security (Sort Code A4)
Requirements

BSc / HND in Computer Science / Computer Engineering, or any other relevant discipline.
Additional Certification in Cisco, Mikrotik, Microsoft and good understandiing of network (WAN, MAN, WLAN, LAN) deployment & management, VSAT, Microwave installation/management, Internet Security, is required.


Other Requirements
Age: Applicants for ASP Cadre must be between 23 and 28 years of age.
a.) Height: Not less than 1.67 meters (5'6) for males and 1.63 meters (5'4) for females.
b.) Chest Measurement: Expanded chest measurement which is for males only, must not be less than 86 centimeters (34"wink.
c.) Physical Fitness: Candidates must not have any physical deformities and will be required to pass a medical examination of physical fitness conducted by an acceptable Government Hospital.

d.) Be of Good Character

e.) Must be free of pecuniary embarrassment

f.) Must not be suffering from any of the following:

Impediment of speech
Gross malfunction of teeth or jaw preventing proper mastication of food.
Knock knees
Bow legs
Bent Knees
Flat feet
Bent arms
Deformed hands
Defective eyesight, or squint eyes
Amputation of any part of the body.


Note
All credentials submitted by applicants will be verified with the appropriate examination / issuing bodies, and anyone who submits fake documents will be prosecuted.

Application Closing Date
August 15, 2015

Method of Application
1. Log on to: www.psc.gov.ng

2. Download the ICT Application Form (3 pages in pdf)

3. Complete the Application Form in BLOCK letters only

4. Make sure the correct Sort Code for the position applied for is boldly written at the space provided at the top of the application form.

5. Scan the Completed Application Form and all relevant credentials into a single PDF file and email the file to the relevant addresses below:

a.) System Programmer / Database Developer / Administration: spdba@psc.gov.ng
b.) Geographical Information System: gis@psc.gov.ng
c.) Application Developer: apd@psc.gov.ng
d.) Network Engineer / IT Security: net@psc.gov.ng

6. Shortlisted candidates will be contacted

7. All duly completed application form must be submitted on or before Tuesday, 15 August, 2015.
Politics / Re: National Association Of Seadogs Petitions Inspector General Of Police by chat2deen(m): 4:34pm On Jul 17, 2015
guiddoti:
come frigate bay near ahoyrage anchor grin

Where is this place?
Politics / Re: Maryln Ogar Demoted, Recalled From Study Leave - Nigeriantimes by chat2deen(m): 4:34pm On Jul 17, 2015
KingTom:
See our DSS letters publicly leaked on social forums grin grin Chai Nigeria don finish grin Very soon boys go post pics of Aisha and PEJ thongs grin grin


It's called FOI (Freedom of Information)
Politics / Re: National Association Of Seadogs Petitions Inspector General Of Police by chat2deen(m): 10:55am On Jul 17, 2015
A beg I wan join! I get nysc exemption letter.

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Politics / Re: New Army Chief To Spend Holidays With Soldiers Battling Boko Haram by chat2deen(m): 8:21pm On Jul 16, 2015
Vision of the COAS: To have a professionally responsive NA in the discharge of its constitutional roles-MAJ GEN TY BURATAI

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