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Politics / Re: IPOB/MASSOB Planning To Rescue Nnamdi Kanu Out Of Kuje Prison by chat2deen(m): 8:16pm On Sep 22, 2016
In commando style abi? Make them hire jack bauer and Micheal scofield nah grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Dankwambo And His Wife, Adama In 1989 (Throwback Photo) by chat2deen(m): 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2016
Some day nairalanders shall share my throwback picture of me and my wife (Aisha), captioned throwback picture of General and His wife in 2016. grin grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Nigerian Airforce DSSC Recruitment 2016 by chat2deen(m): 3:08pm On Sep 21, 2016
Nigerian Air Force DSSC recruitment 2016 (http://www.careers.nigerianairforce.gov.ng/)
The Nigerian Air Force (NAF), invites application from suitable qualified graduates and post graduates for training as Direct Short Services Cadets (DSSC) in the below professions:


Applicants are advised to carefully read the specific disciplines required below before filling the form:

Information Technology:
BSc./MS.c/HND Computer Software Developer/Programmer Engineering, Data Administrator, Network Engineering
Building Tech:
BSc./HND Building Engineering
Works:
BS.c/HND Electrical/Mechanical Engineering
Quantity Surveyor/Architecture:
BSc/HND Quantity Surveyor/ Architecture
Medicals:
MBBS, MBchB or equivalent. Must be fully registered by the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria and must possess a current practicing license in any of the specialities listed.
Doctor
Consultant – Physician
Consultant – Surgeon
Consultant - Pediatrics
Consultant - O & G
Consultant - Orthopedic
Optometrist:
Bachelor's degree in Optometry or B.Optom. Must be fully registered optometrists, dispensing opticians by the Optical Council of Nigeria and have a current practicing license.
Radiographer:
BSc/HND Radiography
Nurses –B.Sc/ RN and Rm (Double Qualification)
Must hold a post basic qualification in any of the specialities listed. Must be registered and have a current practicing license.
Anesthetist Nurse
Paediatrist Nurse
Ear Nose and Throat Nurse
Opthalmologist Nurse
Intensive Care Nurse
Pharmacist:
Must possess a B.Pharm degree and be fully registered with the Pharmacy Council of Nigeria and have a current practicing license.
Medical Lab Scientist:
Must possess either a BMLS or AIMLS and its equivalent and be fully registered with the Medical Laboratory Scientist Council of Nigeria as well as possess a current practicing license.
Hospital Administration:
HND Hospital Administration.
Dietician:
B.Sc or HND Dietician/Nutrition. Must be registered with Dietetics Council of Nigeria.
Clinical Psychologist:
Must possess a MSc Clinical Psychology and BSc General and Applied Psychology.
Preventive/Environmental Health Officer:
Must possess either a BSc or HND in either Environmental Health or Community Health. Must be fully registered with the Environmental Health Council of Nigeria and possess a current practicing license.
Medical Records Officer:
Must possess a BSc or HND Health Records and Biostatistics and must be fully registered with the Health Records Officers Registration Board of Nigeria and possess a current practicing license.
Biomedical Engineer:
Must possess a BSc or HND in Biomedical Engineering.
Physiotherapist:
Must possess either B. Physiotherapy or BMR (Bachelor of Medical Rehabilitation). Must be registered with the Medical Rehabilitation Therapist Registration Board of Nigeria (MRTB) and possess a current practicing license.
Dentist:
BDS or its equivalent. Must be fully registered by the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria and must possess a current practicing license.
Dietician:
B.Sc or HND Dietician/Nutrition. Must be registered with Dietetics Council of Nigeria
Law/Psychologists/Sociologists:
BSc LLB/LLM/B.Sc Psychology/B.Sc Sociology/BSc Criminology
Administration:
MBA, BSC/HND in HRM/Statistics.
Education:
BSc Ed Mathematics/ BSc Ed English/ BSc Ed Computer/ BSc Chemistry/ B.Tech Elect/Elect
Supply:
BSc./HND Purchasing and supply.
Hospitality Manager (Caterers):
BSc/ HND Hotel Management
Radar Engineering:
BSc./HND Electronics Engineering/Satellite Image Interpreter/Satellite Communication Engineering/Computer Engineering



GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS
All interested candidates can only submit one application. Any applicant who submits more than one application will be automatically disqualified.

Nationality:
Applicant must be of Nigerian origin.
Age:
Applicants must be between the ages 22 and 35 years by 31 December 2016.
Marital Status:
All applicants must be single.
Height:
Minimum height is 1.68 meters or 5.5ft for males and 1.65m or 5.4ft for females.
Medical Fitness:
All applicants must be medically fit and meet the Nigerian Air Force medical and employment standards.

ACADEMIC/PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATION
Interested applicants must possess a minimum of Second Class Lower division for holders of the first degree and Lower Credit for HND holders. In addition applicants must possess credit in English Language and Mathematics and 3 additional credits in subjects related to degree course of study. Computer literacy will be an added advantage.
Applicants must possess NYSC Discharge Certificate or Letter of Exemption from NYSC at the time of applying for DSSC.
Applicants must possess certificates of full registration with their respective statutory professional bodies in Nigeria where applicable.
Attestation Forms:
Applicant's attestation form must be signed by a military officer from the same state as the applicant and not below the rank of Squadron Leader or equivalent in the Nigerian Army and the Nigerian Navy, and Police Officer of the rank of Assistant CP and above. Local Governments Chairmen/Secretaries, magistrates and principals of government Secondary Schools from applicants' state of origin can also sign the attestation forms. The signees passport photograph and either photocopy of drivers licence or international passport must be attached. In addition, applicants are to bring with them a letter of attestation of good character from any of the officers above to the Zonal Enlistment Centers and final selection interview.



QUALIFYING ENLISTMENT TESTS

Qualifying Enlistment Tests will hold in the following Centers:

Makurdi: Nigerian Air Force Base, Markudi
Ilorin: 227 Wing, Nigerian Air Force, Ilorin
Lagos: Sam Ethnan Air Force Base, Ikeja - Lagos
Enugu: 305 Flying Training School, Enugu
Port-Harcourt: 97 Special Operations Group, Nigerian Air Force, Port-Harcourt
Benin: 81 Air Maritime Group, Nigerian Air Force Benin
Kaduna: Nigerian Air Force Base, Kawo - Kaduna
Kano: 303 Flying Training School, Kano
Maiduguri: 204 Wing, Nigerian Air Force Base, Maiduguri
Ipetu-Ijesha: Nigerian Air Force Institute of Safety, Ipetu-Ijesha
Sokoto: 55 Forward Operation Base Mabera, Sokoto
Yola: 75 Strike Group, Nigerian Air Force, Yola
Jos: 330 Nigerian Air Force Station, Jos.



ADDITIONAL INSTRUCTIONS
Applicants will be required to submit for scrutiny, the original copies of the documents at the enlistment centers and during the final selection interview. Applicants will be required to present following documents if selected for the zonal enlistment test:
Two recent passport size photographs to be stamped and counter signed by officer of appropriate rank specified, Local Government Chairmen/Secretaries and other specified officers in Paragraph 8.
Photocopies of Educational Certificates.
Indigenship certificate from applicant’s State of Origin.
Any applicant suspected to have impersonated or submitted false document(s) shall be disqualified from the selection exercise. Also, any false declaration detected later may lead to withdrawal from training. Such applicants may be handed over to the Police for prosecution. The Nigerian Air Force will not entertain any enquiries in respect of applicants whose applications have been rejected. Interested applicants are to note that the online registration is free of charge. Applicants are required to fill valid email addresses and Telephone numbers in the appropriate spaces provided in the application form.
On completion of the application forms, applicants must print out the Acknowledgment Slip.
Technical Support: For Technical Support, please call: 08104577415, 09-8704817, 09-8708475, 08078406568
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Is At It Again..... by chat2deen(m): 12:25am On Sep 21, 2016
Babyfactory1:


Too much hatred will only send you to an early grave. You had to edit the first picture just to insult that woman. Shame on you.

Don't blame him! Fayose sweet rice don turn hin brain to an empty box.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Difference Btw The Dssc And Ssc Of The Nigerian Army? by chat2deen(m): 11:12pm On Sep 19, 2016
progress69:


SSC guys dont get promoted faster. Get ur facts right. You actually have to do courses and pass them before u are promoted as an SSC officer where as DSSC officers get promoted every 4 or 5 years without having to write exams. Same way an SSC officer can covert to be a regular officer, there is also a conversion exam for DSSC officers. I will rather prefer DSSC to SSC. And trust me, that "beef" of regular or SSC officers is practically dead. A former chief of Air Staff was an SSC officer. Many stuffs are now political. Even though a DSSC officer may not get to be a cheif, how many regular officers actually fill in those positions.

Gbam! After all d peak is major-general 4 all types of commission unless u become coas.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Difference Btw The Dssc And Ssc Of The Nigerian Army? by chat2deen(m): 11:07pm On Sep 19, 2016
SeanDada1:


DSSC in the Army are meant for Non-Combatant civilian graduates who voluntarily wish to join and serve the NA in any capacity. SSC is meant for Combatant cadets and officers and rank and file of the NA who've are serving already in the army. An SSC gets more promoted than a DSSC graduate because of their combatant roles and responsibilities in the army. DSSC is better for a civilian graduate who wish to join the army.SSC has stipulated age requirements compared to DSSC whose age requirements are flexible.

Soory sir! I disagree with ur post! Dssc don't write promotional exams to get promoted while ssc write promex and once u miss u will loose seniority of about 3 months.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Difference Btw The Dssc And Ssc Of The Nigerian Army? by chat2deen(m): 11:02pm On Sep 19, 2016
sholacivileng:



Man you are very wrong if you think DSSC is Actually better than SSC, you stated 4points nd not all are correct, and on the contrary i want to tell you that SSC is better, you said it yourself that SSC guys have to compete with the guyz who came out of NDA(Regular) didn't you ask yourself why DSSC don't compete for appointments or promotions? it is because the SSC guys will get promoted faster than the DSSC guyz and thats the basic truth, as you may know, the guyz taken into the DSSC are usually older guyz Btw 29-34, that would tell you they are not needed to be fully active


Pls broo get facts b4 commenting on this issues! All have advantages n disadvantages but even SSC officers are envious of DSSC officers because of the following reasons:
1. As a DSSC/DRC officer you don't need promex(promotion exams) to be promoted to d next rank. Once you have good annual evaluation, attain courses at ur career level, no any disciplinary record and also available vacancy u will b promoted unlike SSC.
2. A SSC officer gets an antidate of 2 yrs after commissioning meaning he will spend 3 yrs as a 2nd lieutenant b4 promoted to lieutenant which is automatic promotion except oon some occasion while DSSC is commissioned as a lieutenant(before d ssc officer becomes a lieutenant, the same dssc officer is having just a year left to become a captain) if u have any army officer friend as him about the case of SSC 39 and DSSC 18 army dey both trainined together in NDA n where commissioned in 2011, the DSSC officers are 2 yrs old captains while SSC39 are still lieutenants.
3. SSC is superior to DSSC in terms of seniority of commission cos upon conversion SSC get converted to regular commission(same with dos dat spend 5 yrs in NDA) while DSSC converts to DRC(direct regular commission) Dats if u u want to reach peak of ur career. The wahala for SSC officers is only 5% are allowed to get convert to regular commission which is stated in htacos officers. I rest my case here.

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Politics / Re: Why We Emerged Best In 2016 NECO Results - Ekiti Govt by chat2deen(m): 12:46am On Sep 18, 2016
It is because of the sweet rice shared by fayose which makes ekiti people to love him and make him proud always.
Education / UNILORIN Student Withdraws From School Over Religious Belief (PHOTO) by chat2deen(m): 10:42am On Sep 11, 2016
300 level student of the University of Ilorin (UNILORIN), Abolarin Akin Jephthah has written a letter to his school management explaining why he chose to withdraw from being a student of the school.


The sociology student, with the matric number 13/77JD010, in his letter addressed to the Deputy Vice-chancellor Academics of the University of Ilorin, claimed that he has now encountered the light of the gospel and has chosen to repent.

The student based his withdrawal on his new depth in the knowledge of Christian faith.

He explained in his letter that he cannot continue to be a student of the higher institution with a West African Examinations Council (WAEC) result he got through examination malpractice.



Photo of his letter addressed to the school management…

Politics / Re: You Are Bastards, Ondo APC Governorship Aspirant Reportedly Tells Residents by chat2deen(m): 3:16pm On Sep 05, 2016
300 Million? shocked kwarupshan is really fighting bak. Sangoo will fire d yansh of dos dat chop ur money. Let me do Allah ya isa 4 dem on ut behalf grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ohaneze In Search Of Credible Igbo Political Leaders, Says VP by chat2deen(m): 12:09pm On Aug 30, 2016
The search is over now!we found him in zoo with a prostitute we caged him in kuje or is it anoda Nnamdi dey look 4? grin grin grin ;

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Not Dead – IYC by chat2deen(m): 8:45am On Aug 28, 2016
U mean the man the militant with dodo brains? Y military dem for hand him over to EFCC 1st make dem use needle to flatten the stomach like a flat tire.

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Politics / Re: When Will The Army Launch Operation Crocrodile Fulani by chat2deen(m): 8:33am On Aug 28, 2016
Why waste time to type rubbish? The military will never be distracted by this kind of ur post, haven't u heard of "[/b]OPERATION SHARAN DAJI[b] which is aimed tackling the menace of arm bandits and cattle rustling which are mostly carried out b the fulani heardsman, to recast ur mind back last month d military lost about 13 souls to such arm bandits. If u are really interested in knowing what the military is doing about d general security situation in naija follow the acting director army public relations in any of the social media platformsam
Crime / Re: Guard Beats Sales Girl To Coma, Steal 2.1m by chat2deen(m): 7:28am On Aug 25, 2016
Wetin concern me? Naa IPOB vs TRIPOB! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Mr. Chinakwe's Dog, The Sons Of Lucifer And The Seed Of Al Shaitan by chat2deen(m): 10:33am On Aug 23, 2016
grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: How I Met With Temitemi1 by chat2deen(m): 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2016
TemiTemi1 d robot? grin he refused to meet me in ilorin despite I announced my arrival.

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Events / Re: A Nigerian Lady Marries Her Chinese Lover (Photos) by chat2deen(m): 5:49pm On Aug 18, 2016
herbie27:
No, she has lived in China. grin

On one of her pics, she raised two fingers, that's how Asians pose for a photoshoot.

Happy married life to them.


They met in sango-otta, I know there love story cos she is a frnd to my gf.

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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerians Arrested Over $500k Credit Card Scam In The U.S by chat2deen(m): 12:17pm On Aug 16, 2016
Food don do Oya name checkers over to u! Bad collabo combo! IPOD vs Afonjas! Abeg taloni scores? grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Kehinde And Taiwo Awoniyi's 19th Birthday Celebrated By The Ex Eaglets Striker by chat2deen(m): 8:54am On Aug 14, 2016
zord33k:


yes bro.. u 2?


Nah! I met with dem a couple times bak then in our area along airport road dat was many years ago.
Sports / Re: Kehinde And Taiwo Awoniyi's 19th Birthday Celebrated By The Ex Eaglets Striker by chat2deen(m): 7:06pm On Aug 12, 2016
zord33k:
Happy Birthday to them.. the girl was actually my course mate.

Coursemate in kwara poly? shocked shocked shocked. I sabi them wella grin grin grin
Politics / Re: 8 Nigerians Trafficking Drugs From MFM Church In Cambodia’s Trial Ends(Photo) by chat2deen(m): 11:05pm On Aug 10, 2016
Biafrans at work! Una well done!

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Sports / Re: Marjorie Enya Proposes To Isadora Cerullo At The Olympics (PICS&VIDEO) by chat2deen(m): 5:08pm On Aug 09, 2016
La'anatul Lahaa alaikum! Allahuma damiran ta damira.
Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 7:55am On Aug 07, 2016
greatbrian:


Welcome to the army job man. Just be good and keep your fingers tighten. I understand u clowns are resuming 20. Anyway know the son of whom u are and don't forget that to enter NDA z more easier than passing out. Jah bless. Can't wait to work on you bastard coming to mogadishu

Op u are mogese? Mogese are noting but kanwi eaters grin grin una say una b "for action men only" but we know say na kanwi una sabi damage. Everybody know which bn get fire eaters, "shegun yara kawai" in Rsm Saleh's voice.
Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 7:41am On Aug 07, 2016
phatriqk:
serving job is my hobby grin

See clown opening his gutter to talk, by the time dos prepwingers carry u enh, even devil know say useless job marshals dey aca. No carry assumption enter my father's academy, wetin dey make clowns dash no small tin oo. Cos Academy ppl no good ooo. God bless u dem carry u go Burma enh. Just manage n beg ur soul and get dat testimonial, inbox me personal pm ur details, I get godsons wey go take care of u for me, what are nairalanders 4 grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fayose To Mrs. Buhari: Trip To USA Doesn’t Invalidate Your Involvement In Briber by chat2deen(m): 6:22pm On Aug 06, 2016
Fayose the unrepented maddog of ekiti state.

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Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 9:59pm On Aug 01, 2016
EzeNri:

Are you serious that a Major, a junior field officer commands a Brigade of the Nigerian army. If this is true, how then do we expect the army to flush out BH if a Major who should be commanding a company now commands a Brigade, not even a Battalion.

Its not possible. NA is not that under-staffed. A major can't command a Brigade.

There are 3 brigades under the command of the 7th Infantry Division: 21st, 22nd and 23rd Brigades. I researched on their OCs, especially the 21st Brigade whose AOR is Maiduguri, all I saw was Brigadier Generals as OCs and another Brid. Gen as acting GOC.

Pls name the Brigade so that I'll narrow my research. I don't bliv the NA can take the risk of allowing a Maj lead a Brigade in the NE. Prove me wrong, Bro.

U don't have any idea on the command style of Nigerian army, a major is a senior officer he capable of holding staff office appointment at his own level. U dint read wat I said about the major, I said he is acting brigade commander of brigade rear while d d brigade main is command by a brigade commander in there location in NE.

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Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 7:10pm On Aug 01, 2016
EzeNri:

U mean a Lt commanding a Bridgade? A brigade is the 2nd largest military unit after a Division, the only unit capable of independent operations. A Col, but sometimes a General, precisely Brigadier General commands a Brigade, . Do you know how many ranks and years between Lieutenant and Brigadier General? Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Lt Col, Colonel, then BG. That is about 24 yrs. Am sowie it not possible, unless we are talking about corruption. U didn't even say Lt Col.

Maybe he is a Lieutenant, commanding a company of a Battalion in that Brigade, or independent company in the Brigade (not under a Battalion).

He said acting garrison commander! What Mecoy said was true because d same brigade was my former unit, d brigade is currently somewhere in the theatre of operations (north eastern nigeria) the brigade in question was headed by acting brigade commander rear which is major but recently a colonel has been posted to act pending when finish there own part of there role. The brigade commander is with d troops in NE.
Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 6:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
EzeNri:

A proper battalion is made up of atleast 3 majors. Its not proper then to use a Major to command other Majors. Though Majors are also appointed as 2nd I/C of a battalion, but are promoted to Lt Col before they can assume full command of a battalion.

Important figures in a battalion headquarters include:
*. Commanding officer(CO) (invariably a lieutenant colonel)
*. Second-in-command(2i/c) (Major)
*. Adjutant(captain)
*. Quartermaster(QM) (major)
*.Quartermaster (technical) (QM(T))
*.Medical officer (MO) ( Royal Army Medical Corpscaptain or major)
*.Administrative officer ( Adjutant General's Corpscaptain or major)
*. Padre( Royal Army Chaplains Departmentchaplain 4th or 3rd class)
*.Intelligence officer (IO) (lieutenant)
*.Signals officer (lieutenant)
*. Regimental sergeant major(RSM) ( warrant officerclass 1)
*. Regimental quartermaster sergeant(RQMS) (warrant officer class 2)
*.Regimental quartermaster sergeant (technical) (RQMS(T)) (warrant officer class 2)

Those are by the books they are british standards what we learn from academy does not necessary reflect d outside world. I don't know about u, as for me am speaking from experience cos am currently serving my fatherland. A major can command other majors because we have junior majors and seniors majors, Infact coursemate can command coursemate even if they are of the same seniority cos senior number will take charge among his coursemate, just like d case of OP who was once an appointment holder (cadet sgt) in d academy.
Politics / Re: Again Dangote Finds Oil In His Refinery Site (lekki) by chat2deen(m): 12:06pm On Aug 01, 2016
Bad news to oyel haram militants grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 12:02pm On Aug 01, 2016
Mecoy:


Lol. Perfect description! Already messaged you,seems you are close by sir.



Nah! He is my suicide Godson, very loyal and up coming officer thou karabulos in nature.

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Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 10:21am On Aug 01, 2016
Mecoy:



Dont be so sure, anything is possible. Garrisson commander of an aromured bridgade which I wont disclose is a Lietenant. He was even appointed while he was a 2nd lieutenant. He is in charge of hundreds of soldiers


I know the officer u are talking about, don't need say where he serving but he is fair,average height and of recent he keeps beard, was promoted to lieutenant 2 months ago. His initials are GM and he hails from Borno state.

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Literature / Re: Tears Of A Soldier............ A Military War Story by chat2deen(m): 8:21am On Aug 01, 2016
EzeNri:


[/b]I love military or covert intelligence stories. Its an interest. I love ur work. Please do the correction. A Major can never command a battalion, even if the COAS is high on Osogbo weeds. A Lt Col should be the highest officer in that formation with a proper battalion office with moderate staff of 12 set u[b]. #Viva

Wrong man! There is no vaccum in the army, a major is normally a Company OC in a battalion but he can b posted on acting role as per acting CO.

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