Ada96:
lagos colony and southern protectorate were joined together in? A.1904 B.1906 C.1905 D.1903

Emmmmm, can't really remember but I tink its 1906, while dey joined opec in 1971

Pukka36:
Hmmm,Yeah


Shey woman nr fit win the ultimate prize



SLT is a four years ooh and not six...or what would U say say abt MLS

Dre part tym ia a six- year cos oh, find out. Its dre full tym dat is 4. I had a frd dat finished 4rm dre even my neighbour did d same.

RobinHez:
Ehmmm...*scratches head* I'm trying my possible best sir *hides his ps4 pad under the pilow*

So u have a ps4, unah big boi oh.

RobinHez:

i was equally thinking the same thing too,

Mr robinhood,hope u are jacking, cos july is already knocking. Well I trust GOD 4 u. U must scale through oh, u know u are the pioneer/propeller of this thread, so u must take the lead. U have no choice.

Pukka36:
Good morning everyone.




Fredahlicious,where art thou

PuKka, the last woman standing, if nah GUS nah 1million naira dey go give u oh. Have u seen dat the pume is pointing towards the month of July. Lectures just started on monday. Let's see wat it becums of the pume.

asvpChuu:
any uniben student here?


pls is SLT a full time course

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which faculty is it (physical or life)

Science Lab tech(SLT), a -six-year course under faculty of life sciences. Used to be a part tym course, but was brought into full tym dis year.

unityb:




Bros abeg make una try create thread for we d D. E aspirants sef na

Okay ma. But I would rather u follow this thread cos weder its post ume, or post d.e in uniben. Both follow the same pattern its just the time of the xams dat differs. D same question pattern is used 4 both xams. But if u wish ma. Who am I but to grant it. U no u are the boss nah.

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I get, but I feel princecalm was just being e-protective. Of an e-sister. If he dosent care he wouldn't have been defending u. Abeg take am easy wit am oh. All of u are still going to meet in the great cithadel of learning(uniben). It is the relationship u guys build now dat will see u guys tru. Abeg Emaso oh. GUD MORNING

RobinHez:

Boss! Even ur nysc jersey? u too like to dey slim fit cloth o

#na joke o!!

Hahaha, nah so every bodi slim fit dre own nah, the cloth nah Agbada b4 nah. Wen I first wre am dey begin dey look 4 me 4 inside. So bro I gat no choice but to slim fit am oh.

Emodeee:



My luv, come and tell dis fool dat m nt an aspirant of ya university. If u r nt an aspirant, y r u asking about the post utme form? Some people can lie sha.

B4 u can reach dis level son it will take so many years. You might tink its a game u are playing. U are lucky uniben its not ur dream skl. I believe u must have heard about Uniben. Son mind whom u mess wit cos sum people are not human being. I rest my case

Pukka36:
Shut up pls!



U mentioned His moniker,so deal with Him.


Dnt drag mhi cos I dnt know Him.

Pukka, are u blaming princecalm, wat did he do or say to deserve this. Wat I expected u guys to do is to pretend as if Emodee does not exist. Emodee is only a child, we will all reserve our comment untill he is a grown up. Pukka u ave been cool wit princecal rite from the onset, is it becos of a nusance u want to start having issues wit a broder. Habbah, reason am nah

Emodeee:



These people u r calling are also aspirant like u. Y u no get sense? U should call on uniben lecturers that r on nairaland.

Son, I am no aspirant lyk u. I am ur father in dis industry so talk son cos daddy is listening.

RobinHez:

its a rumour started by our very own pastor Oluwadonzeez

K tanx, since u said its a rumour, but plz let all hands be on deck. Tanx I do appreciate 1ne more

Gudmorning house. A call reaching me now dat uniben pume form is out today, don't know how true it is but my people just contacted me now. Abeg Robinhenz, fredda, pukka, princecalm, dharey, faithy, Tryace etc abeg make una try find out. Cos I am very very far away. Abeg.

Alpacinosweepz:
congratez to the eligible candidates for uniben pume,geography and regional planning aspirant get prepared..geo nor be beans o!bt d most interesting in d faculty of social sciences...u are welcome to ask any ?s abt d department...

U b don dey talk wetin make sense, but later u cum talk spoil. Aw can u say its the best in soc sci, wre economics and stat, pol sci is dre den sociology and anthropology. U guys are the smallest after even social works. Abi shey nah una catholab nah him make am the best. We know dat eco stat and geography are the 2 hardest in social sci but u are the last in terms of rating in dat faculty

I grit the house. Its rili beign a long tym, hope u guys are preparing for our xams. Wish u guys the best, the lord is ur Muscles.

Fredahlicious:

haha...lets just

Fredda we are all e-families here, so we do lyk e-broders. And e-sisters. No superioirity, its my joy to see u in skl

Fredahlicious:

school boy do teach in my lect..jus dah he hasnt been cuming for some time now..
shey he wrote a book nd he acknowledged barr oscarr

Yes oh, he wrote a book oh up to date in eng, he acknowledge barr oscar. Even Son of man wrote his own( New testament in eng), and copied oscar's work, dats to show u dat d book is sound and okay.

Pukka36:
Yes I do...All my sibling went/still goes to Uniben.

Hmmmm, and u wanna go to uniben, hope dey won't be monitoring ur movement sha

RobinHez:
Ok.

Robinhenz, but aw u dey prepare nah. Hope its moving to its permanent site

Pukka36:
True that! That's the more reason why it wouldn't get to July(ASUU strike).My Elder brother was still having exams after my putme last yr.

True talk sha, but let's just prepare, so u do have a bro in uniben.

Pukka36:
that word "Must" is a strong one because it didnt get to second semester before last yr's exams was conducted.

Last year, the post ume was held a day after my first semester xam, but we should also note dat our first semester took lung cum we wre trying to recover 4rm the ASUU strike. Imagine lst year in july we wre still in first semester

RobinHez:

ok...but u know Uniben has a way of suprising peeps.

But watever way dey are cuming dis year, let's just all make sure dat we are all prepare, so we are not caught unawares

faith7605:
Yes Dats d Eng textb i use

How do u see it, is it comprehensive

Pukka36:
If the exams r conducted in July then it wouldn't be different from last yr's.

But we are already in may. And second semester must settle b4 pume is conducted. Cos our pume xams still depends on how fast the academic session is.

RobinHez:
...but registration could start by May...how abt that?

Robins just note dat every tin we are saying are just based on speculations, but wat we are sure is dat it would be held earlier dat b4(Ceteris paribus). But if I am to analyse it, I would say, uniben first semester xams will end on the 15/16 of may, thereafter is 2weeks break. Let's say second semester resumes fully by june, middle of june sales of pume form starts. I believe dat the xam will b middle or end of JULY.

faith7605:
i got mine N1000 at Rapid lectures den

Faithy do u also have fundamental formulas of Eng lang by Barr oscar,

Fredahlicious:

khai.. d money use style big ohh..
especially nw dah money is scarce

Assuming u wre in lag, I would have given u mine, or assuming u attend Boiling point I would have directed u to SKL BOI

Fredahlicious:

d ans shud b btw B or D....cus i dnt snub,ahm nt harsh nd i try not to steal

Fredda u are very funny oh, I just used ur name to form the question oh. But I wonder y SEUN(Nairaland) censored the word. It wasn't MANIPULATED I intend using oh, its FINGER*D

unityb:

D

Hmmmm UNITY, comments reserved sha

I do not like Fredda be cos she is a LIGHT FINGERED FELLOW. This means dat
A) she is a snub
B) she is too soft
C) she is too harsh
D) she is too emotional
E) she is very clever @ stealing tins

lordkvng:
bro please what does 'Achilles heel' mean

It means One's weak point