buzbanky:
am i d only one dat wants to write exam in uniben dat doesnt av a clue of wer to even stay?

Hey, u will always find a place nice 2 stay in Uniben. We have several skl hostels dat u can stay depending on the kind of person dat u are. If u are the type dat luvs a noisy environment (arrowing), HALL 3 would be okay 4 u. If u are a reserved person/ a retired fellow/ a pensioner as its called, HALL 4 would be preferrable for u. If u are a burtty/ ajebo, HALL 5 would be prefferable. Den if u are a chairman (strongman) and u don't lyk 2 stay in skl hostel, EKOSODIN would be prefeaable 4 u. So choose 1ne oh. But if u don't have anywre 2 stay at all, plz do let us know. We will fynd a place 4 u. At least dats y we are ur broders in the academic field of study. SHALOM

Xeinstra1:
No answers?.. Compulsory? It has always been optional.

Emmmm, u are also write wen u say optional. But the only time optional cums into play is in the printing of the past question. Thus u could decide 2 print it, or u leave it. But u must pay 4 it. Cos if u don't pay u won't be able 2 complete ur pume reg process. Dats y I said its compulsory. Anyways aw are u doing hope u are gud.

Chukwu94:
By God's grace, i am a uniben student. The post ume form is between #3500 and #4000

Yea very tru. Cos last year dey started including the compulsory online past questios that has no answers

SadwriTer:
Yea, Xeinstra was right; I am just a dumbass. An abandoned dumbass. No pride, nothing but a toothless bulldog I am. I am a dumbass that never shows the sores beneath my aching foot. I'm a dumbass that smiles off the biggest insult. I'm a dumbass that have learned to marry defeat. I am a dumbass that never attacks no matter the height of provocation. I am a dumbass whose passion and agitation have been eaten up by the stretching time. I am a dumbass without a past. I am a dumbass seeking solace in the edge of time.
I am a dumbass that has lost a say in the throng of my mates...


I am a dumbass that you will see no more... My daughter, my pet, my honey, FREDALICIOUS, where are you? I can't hear your voice or see your handwriting. You never said goodbye here, but I won't be as guilty as you, though, I'm not more innocent; nevertheless, farewell, my daughter. Send me a mail when you are back. And your friends are missing you. Come back to 'em. Indeed I'm a dumbass, that's why you never said goodbye.

My broder plz don't even tink of leaving the thread, cos we luv u so much, we also cre 4 u. As 4 freda, I know any wre she is she missed u also. Even if u don't hear 4rm her here. U will surely see her in this great cithadel of learning (UNIBEN). Above all we luv u. 3 gbhoza for sadwrite. GBHOZA GBHOZA GBHOZA

Una gudnyt and sleep tyt oh @Robinhez make u no 4get 2 lock the gate of the thread oh

IDGAF:
Hey guys,hi.Sori 2 derail ur thread a bit,but does anyone have an idea when uniben's putme is likely 2 commence and how much d form goes 4? Need 2 give som1 da info Asap.Tanks

Dey shd b tru wit there first semester xam by begining of may, 2weeks break, 2nd semester begins.I tink d xam will b around JULY. D form shd not b more dan # 2000

SwagkingDope:

A

Yes oh, u get am

medwhite0:
A

Confam, u get am

Xeinstra1:
.. I am definitely gonna stop Cartoon Network.. How could I have failed that one..

No nah, e get who no fit floop. We are all learning

Those men helped Dupe and -----------

A) me

B) we

C) I

D) they

E) them

Alphafrank:

B

Hmmmm, very correct bro. U 2 much. Nice 1ne oh. Wat do u intend studying abi u b staylite already

Emodeee:


oya dn't mind ya business den. Keep puke nosing.

Bros pkompke (calm down) no b quarrel, he is just been e protective of a sis. Robin nah sure guy. Hey u said u are not an aspirant, den u must b a staylite or must have even graduated. Wic 1ne u b

Alphafrank:

Ermmmm,xplain dt plz...cos one out of the whole rioters, jst one nt d rioters,the subject is suposd 2 b dt 1 dt was release,from concord its shld go wt has nt hav,
i stand to be corrected plz

Dre is sumtin dat is called sentence detachment, it entail breaking a sentence so as to get the rite answer. Thus the sentence could be detaxhed as

1) The rioters WERE arrested yesterday

2) One of the rioters HAS been released

Emodeee:


my luv, follow me let's chat in private.

Hmmmmm, by the tym u enta UNIBEN cum begin dey see all those soc sci babes, medcine babes and law babes u sure say u go remember PUKKA SO

RobinHez:

That does it! *covers eyes in shame*
My frustration today has overwhelmed me!

Hey Robinhez I admire ur courage, atleast I don dey follow ur post since , I luv ur composition and use of words (hey NO HOMO oh). However we are all learning oh

Xeinstra1:
.. C.R.S, Govt., Lit-In-Eng.. UOE... Easy easy subjects.

Hey, no subject is easy nah. Pending of 1nes effort

RobinHez:

A...

Robinhez u are very very wrong oh. But still I admire ur courage

Xeinstra1:
With nothing but cartoons in my head, me enter Jamb hall still get 245..#Pure Luck

Hmmmmm, u tried. That's not luck oh. Hey wat was ur combination

Xeinstra1:
D?

Wrong.

Xeinstra1:
.. Gotten quite dumb actually. Cartoons are all I know these days, Pure luck.

U like watch cartoon 4rm january to december, who don gud don gud. U will only get better wen u decide 2 study more

My --------- is for you to refuse the ----------- of the wicked

A) advice/ advise

B) advice/ advice

C) advise/ advise

D) advise/ advice

E) advice/ advises

Pukka36:
...B

Pukka very correct oh. I dey believe all una

Xeinstra1:
B

Hmmmmm, very correct. Anoder guru

Pukka36:
Lo,dem go allow me browse for putme Well,I'on know what Sedito is and slander is verbal abuse that was just said but wasn't printed on papers.

wic tutorial centre do u attend, is it gorrila brains or boiling point. U are gud. Robinz I dey believe u nah

One of the rioters who -------- arrested yesterday ---------- been realeased.

A) was/ has

B)were/ has

C) was/ have

D) were/ have

Pukka36:
:..A

Correct, hope u are not browsing it oh. Anywys 82% prepared. Hey y did u choose libel, y not SEDITIO or SLANDER

Emeka sued the punch for --------- last week

A) libel

B) sedition

C) slander

D) battery

Pukka36:
...A

Hmmm, puKka u are a genius, u are 80% prepared 4 ur pume

faith7605:
it is d past tense of cost nd it means estimating d price of something right?

Hmmmm, faith u try, but the past tense and past participle of cost (price) is cost, and not costed. However, costed means to estimate the price that one intends to charge

The African cup of Nations is a ---------- event

A) biennial

B) biannual

C) bilingual

D) bilinnual

Pukka36:
costed in the context meant estimated value/amount of the project.

U are 75% ready 4 ur pume, u got it perfectly

faith7605:
E

Hmmmmm faity, u GOT it. U deserve a recharge card oh. But wat is the meaning of COSTED