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Politics / Re: Aranmolate Ayobami: ‘We Treated 15 Lekki Tollgate Shooting Victims’ by Chiffy: 5:54pm On May 09, 2021
helinues:
We have read this severally..

Why the repetition?

Out of the said 15 victims, na only 7 get names....How about the remaining 8 victims

YOU ARE A SERIAL BASTARD. 7 names and you want the remaining 8 to finally convince you or what. Ogun fire you there.
Why not ask for their middle names, national ID and NI number to confirm if the seven names given are real. Idiot.

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Politics / Re: Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi's House: Where Man Who Designed Nigeria's Flag Lives by Chiffy: 8:26am On May 01, 2021
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His condition is a representative of country's flag he designed.

Lmao lolololol. Guy you dey vex oo

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Politics / Re: James Duddridge: No Partnership Will Resolve Nigeria's Security Situation by Chiffy: 9:17am On Apr 28, 2021
Davefed:


Source https://dailytrust.com/no-partnership-will-resolve-nigerias-security-situation-uk

This was Britain's objective right from the beginning of amalgating over 300 different ethnicities into one country; so that we will have complex problems, keep fighting ourselves, and keep being reliant on them for support to solve structural problems. In simple terms, this is the Divide and Rule tactics employed by Europeans to colonize Africa. When the foundation is faulty, virtually no design will save that house from falling one day.

At least this guy has admitted the complacency of Britain in creating Nigeria's problems; and we can hold this against Britain in our struggle to create new countries from this British Fad of Nation.

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Politics / Re: Igbariam: IPOB Accused Of Killing 19 Fulani People In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by Chiffy: 3:59pm On Apr 26, 2021
Even the blind man knows that only the Fulanis kill people by senseless butchering. Only fulanis butcher humans like this.
No other tribe in Nigeria uses this method

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Politics / Re: Imo State House Of Assembly Is On Fire (Photos, Video) by Chiffy: 10:41pm On Apr 25, 2021
sweetshisha:


Subsidised health, electricity, petrol, education , foriegn imported luxury goods

If you have stayed a week abroad and paid bill, then you might understand how your taxes are helping in reducing utility bills

Abeg no bring this talk here wey majority of the Nigerian masses no dey benefit from.

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Religion / Re: Odumeje Vows To Come For People Accusing Him Of Performing Fake Miracles (Video) by Chiffy: 8:54pm On Apr 24, 2021
It is now apparently obvious to the blind and auduble to the deaf that this guy is a Scam Con Artist. If he had any miracle in him, he would have healed Ada Jesus after suppossedly *forgiving" her.
At least, this is what I believe Jesus would have done, and so should any of his True followers do.

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Romance / Re: Help!! I can't get over my Ex. I think of her everyday by Chiffy: 5:17pm On Apr 24, 2021
Truthshotcrazy:

One of the best comments ever.infact l would upvote this advice a million times. grin
Op please take note.you should focus on advancing your career & moving out again.staying too long in Naija is making you reminisce unnnecessarily about the good ‘Ol days

Exactly.

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Politics / Re: Prince Alex Mbata Builds 2km Dual Carriage Road by Chiffy: 11:07am On Apr 24, 2021
mannabbqgriIIz:


painment, Buhari is doing well in my village

Lmao. If Buhari knows the name of your village or even your LGA, make i shit stone this afternoon.

Tag me with a picture of any development at all Buhari has brought to your village, and for each one, i will give you N10.000

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Romance / Re: Help!! I can't get over my Ex. I think of her everyday by Chiffy: 10:55am On Apr 24, 2021
Sunnydoo:
You need to break the soul-tie bonding you with her. The easiest way for that to happen is by accepting Christ into your life and then u can be prayed for an in respect to that. Then the tie will break off and u will be freed indeed.

John 8:36 So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed

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Romance / Re: Help!! I can't get over my Ex. I think of her everyday by Chiffy: 10:51am On Apr 24, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
When i travelled to Russia to study medicine I was 23 years when I meet a very beautiful Russian girl named Yulia
She was 17 turning to 18.

I loved this girl with all my heart and she was so in love with me. Infact she loved me too much.
I was her first black boyfriend
We dated for 2 years
Then we broke up because I needed some space.
We still became very close friends after the break up.
Until she got a new boyfriend.
She called me crying and telling me that she has not loved any guy in this life more than me. But she doesn't know what to do about this rich guy who wants her.
I told her to go ahead, that if he can give her the life she always dreamed of living.

She clearly want this guy because of his money. Her new boyfriend is very rich and me I wasn't financially strong then.
Her boyfriend knows I'm her ex, so he forced her to block me everywhere.
We haven't talked since 3 years

I moved on like nothing happened
Now I'm back in Nigeria
It's been 3 years now
But here is the problem
No matter how hard I try to forget her
It doesn't work
I still get flashbacks of our love, romance and all the good times we had.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't forget her.

I got into a new relationship which ended shortly because the girl I was dating said I was still in love with my ex. That I talk about my ex more than I talk about her.
And it's true, I unknowingly bring up my ex in our discussion.
How do I get over my ex of 3 years.
I sometimes cry at night thinking about her
It's so weird, I have never had this kind of bond with a girl.

How can I remove her from my mind
It's like I'm spiritually tied to this girl



Go back to Russia or anywhere abroad and look for another girlfriend. The deteriorating condition of Nigeria is making you reminisce on the opportunities you could have had if you had stayed with and married that Russian girl. That is why you are still thinking about her. I assure that if you travel to Germany/Canada for example and find a new girlfriend, you will immediately forget about your Russian girl.

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Politics / Re: Prince Alex Mbata Builds 2km Dual Carriage Road by Chiffy: 9:12am On Apr 24, 2021
mannabbqgriIIz:
this is duplication of government function, we don't need this under this current government. Buhari can fix all our roads and he is doing just that. in Buhari I stand.

Tell Buhari to fix the one in your village first.

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Kemi Adeosun's Forgery Worse Than Pantami’s Comments On Terrorists by Chiffy: 11:24pm On Apr 23, 2021
oshozondii:


https://dailypost.ng/2021/04/23/adeosuns-certificate-forgery-worse-than-pantamis-comments-on-terrorists-garba-shehu/?amp&__twitter_impression=true

I honestly blame the Yorubas for still supporting this government. The only Yoruba people exempt are those from Oyo State. Oyo indigenes I respect the most.
If only most Yorubas will collaborate with fellow Southerners, we will not be having to deal with this nonsense from the north. But it is okay if you don't want. The Fulanis will keep dribbling you about for the next 10 years like Ronaldinho

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Health / Re: Okpaleke Doctors: 6 Nigerian Siblings Working As Medical Practitioners Go Viral by Chiffy: 9:24am On Apr 23, 2021
Politics / Re: Proforce Armoured Vehicles Produced In Ogun, Bought By UN & Shipped To Somalia by Chiffy: 8:55am On Apr 22, 2021
Resurrection212:
I hate this news now Yoruba company want to compete with our great innonson no way .

You are mad, very mad. People like you are the reason why Africa has remained a third world Continent, because we suppress ourselvers over petty things, and exclude the larger public from access to knowledge and innovation. America is flying helicopter on planet Mars, building Underwater Magnetic Levitational Train Tubes; and you are here been envious of your brother who produced armoured vehicle; instead of celebrating him and sharing and developing knowledge together. Meanwhile other countries have produced same nearly 100 years ago. Just for the record, a bu m Nwafor Igbo and if this is how you really are, then you are a disappointment and must be really really mad
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Another Guy But In Love With Me.. Please Help!!! by Chiffy: 10:09pm On Apr 20, 2021
DSC7:
I met this girl last week, we discussed for a while then i let my intentions known to her... She accepted and fell in love with me...

TBH i loved her too unconditionally, after 3days she paid me a visit, we talked, got to know each other better and ended up having an epic romance but no sex because i had no condom at home when she visited....

Yesterday she visited again and i heard the worst news i never expected...


As we were talking she was just staring in space, i noticed and asked her what is bothering her,, she was reluctant to open up but after persuading her she open up to me.....


She told me that she came here to hustle but along the line she discovered that she is pregnant, she called her bf and told him but he ended up telling her to take care of her self that he is not ready for any pregnancy issue... After some days she called him again but his number was switched off.. Since then she have not heard from him...


Now the problem is that she wants to terminate the pregnancy but i talked her out of it because it's a 50/50 something... She agreed to keep it but since yesterday i have been thinking of how to continue with her, I don't know whether to end the Relationship or to still keep her so her sanity would still be intact... She looks so disturbed, betrayed and depressed but she told me that anytime she is around me she feels comfortable because i was still showing her love and caring despite her condition...


My brothers and gentle men i need your input because i am confused....

You met her last week and you have already fallen in love unconditionally.
Bro, abeg go the neareast hospital sharpaly and check you body temperature. Maybe na malaria or typhoid fit dey do you.
The girl even say na hustle she com hustle. And you too; Mumu. You are advising on whether to keep the pregnancy or not. Na you wan follow her raise the Child??

Bro you better close the chapter and find yourself another girl because this girl will spell BURDEN for you. emotionally, financially, physically, socially, mentally and otherwise.

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Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Another Guy But In Love With Me.. Please Help!!! by Chiffy: 10:00pm On Apr 20, 2021
EmptyGarden:
Who do you this thing?

Make i shout am again because obviously OP no dey hear word.

OP... WHO DO YOU THIS THING
Celebrities / Re: James Brown Beaten, Stripped & Disgraced By Guys For Being A Crossdresser by Chiffy: 10:01am On Apr 19, 2021
syrecookie:
The guy can use this to seek asylum abroad

Lolol... You dey reason well my guy.
Travel / Re: Loko Oweto Bridge, Benue River At Night. Very Beautiful... (Pictured) by Chiffy: 3:32am On Apr 17, 2021
4ckyou:


You wake early this morning and the first you think of is Ipob, am glad they are giving you sleepless night, seems like you will be the first to have heart attack.

Lolololol. God bless you
Romance / Re: Help: My Fiancee Got Pregnant For Another Man by Chiffy: 9:16am On Apr 14, 2021
assamu1122:
Please post for me ASAP

My girlfriend of two years just informed me that she got pregnant with another man. That she has just done a test and it's positive. This is a woman I have gone to her family with my people and have collected and argued list. I have started buying marriage stuff on this list and now, this happened. I am confused.


What should I do please?

Boss. You know what to do. So just do it. I understand you are traumatised at this moment, that is why you coming to ask us Jamb question. Nonetheless, do what you are supposed to do and end your relationship with her.
Travel / Re: Train Commences Haulage From Warri To Itakpe For AKK Gas Project (Photos, Video) by Chiffy: 8:19pm On Apr 11, 2021
Smh. This guy is clearly underaged. Just making noise as if you have the mind to respond to these people if you met them face to face.

My friend, go and finish your homework or better still ask your mummy to make food for you
Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by Chiffy: 4:47pm On Feb 14, 2021
Queenslander:
Just saw this on my timeline,.. what do you guys think??

Yes oo. Me dey fear oo
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 4:23pm On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
Look at the structure already laid down and completed for the light rail system all over lagos. check the picture .. up there is where the trains will run

Ok I agree. To my knowledge LASG is still the most responsive state government in Nigeria; considering thw number of people in Lagos. But we still need more transparency

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Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 4:13pm On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
They are laying train tracks everywhere. what they are waiting for now is to bring the trains over. its called the lagos light rail system its the overhead train lines and the structure has been put in place. the trains will run from island through orile iganmu etc etc. I see the structures been laid down all the time bro. give it 2 more years and it will all come to fruition. meanwhile you can now travel from lagos to ibadan with train. its all coming together. patience


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nw-X39f4nE


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/279888-lagos-light-rail-to-commence-operation-2022-official.html

Yes it is a good thing that LASG is building the Lagos light rail. But honestly, this light rail has been a topic for over 10 years now. I was in my final year when Fashola started the expansion of Mile 2-Badagry express way to accommodate the Light rail project and we are still on it till today. Thats why we need transparency, so we know were our money is going. And yes it is a nationwide problem, but nothing stops lagos from setting an example.

Well... except maybe Tinubu

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Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 2:22pm On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
well let me tell you something bro and this may shock you. i have lived in the usa, uk, canada and germany and i can honestly tell you that as i am currently in nigeria now, the standard of living is wayyyy better in nigeria. of course i have to admit that if you are in complete poverty then nigeria is a rough place. but generally ? i find the standard of living way better in nigeria
1- the weather is great
2-the banking sector is amazinng. like anything you buy or any transaction you get an alert. they dont do that in the west. like you can use your banking app to pay your bills and like how they give you your atm card on the spot after opening the account. abroad they send it to you in 2 weeks time. all in all nigerian banking sector is better
3- the food is better
4-the cost of service is more affordable. like i changed my ignition coil and fuel pump and fuel filter all for like 20 thousand naira and parts are included. in the UK all that job would cost like 300 pounds parts and labor included meanwhile i only paid 40 pounds in naija
5-the women look better --if thats your thing and you are looking for a partner
6-the houses are stronger and look better
7-i love the idea of pumping my own water and being my own government
8-i love the freedom in that you dont need a license to do everything. even hawking you need a license in the west
9-i love the community feel

so yeah the standard of living is wayyyy better in nigeria than the uk and usa

Ok. I get your point that Nigeria is cheaper to live in, there is more freedom and you feel more at home. I do not contend these advantages you have mentioned because I also benefit from these. However, we still lack on a lot; Ease of doing business is still low, access to business finance and support services is still low. So indiscriminate taxation at this point will only get people worked up as I do not feel like Nigerians are benefitting from the government in a manner that is comensurate to their taxation nor the gdp generated from its natural resources.
If lekki toll gate will be taxed, we need to see that the government is laying train tracks to ease transportation in that area, then we wont complain
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 1:34pm On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
let me tell you what your problem is ? its called lack of exposure. i find africans who havent lived abroad for over a period of 5 years to be somewhat stupid in nature ( and no disrespect if that applies to anyone reading this ). you will come to find out having lived in civilized parts of the world that yu are pretty much living for free in Nigeria and it is because you are living for free is why the place is undevveloped. to maintain a first world civilization requires extreme amounts of money. its like any thing they can charge you for they will. while you negros here are complaining about toll gate that only asks for 200 naira ( less than 1 dollar ). let me tell you what you will be EXTRTORTED for if you live abroad, so they can maintain a first world country

1-council tax. this is like 1.2 million naira a year
2-TV license- yes to watch your own TV the government will collect about 1 million naira a year from yu
3-If your papa die and he leave you house you will pay inheritance tax to the govt
4-to put your car on any street you will pay road tax. or your car will be seized and crushed
5-in some parts of the country you will pay congestion charge to drive inside
6-to go and hunt or fish in any waters or anywhere you will have to collect a license which cost like half a million naira. if yu are caught fishing or hunting without a license its jail time
7-to hawk on the street you need a license or you will be arrested. the license is like 300 thousand naira
8- you pay water rates
9-you pay your electricity 0bviously
10-you pay MOT for the government to see the road worthiness of your car
11-on every street corner are cameras. you run a red light you pay 300,000 naira
12- you overspeed you pay half a million naira. cameras that will recognise your number plates are everywhere
13-obviously income tax
14-extortionate phone bills
15-Property tax is like 5000 dollars a year
16-Auto insurance in UK is like 3 million naira a year

SO AS YOU CAN SEE ? YOU ARE LIVING FOR FREE IN NIGERIA BUT ARE CRYING BECAUSE OF 200 NAIRA, LESS THAN 1 DOLLAR TOLL FEE. BUT YOU WANT FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ? LMAO BUNCH OF JOKERS


Why wouldn't we feel like we are living for free in Nigeria? In a country that you have to dig your own borehole and provide your own alternative source of power, plus many other basic amenities. You that has lived abroad, is there any comparison in the standard of living indices between.Nigeria and the Country that you are living in at the moment; Infrastructure, healthcare provision, life expectancy, income per capita Human development index, etc. NIgeria's government has lacked way behind all these till date. Even Botswana has a higher standard of living than Nigeria. So why wouldn't we feel like we are living for free.
And not until the government starts living up to it s reponsibility in providing for its citizens before we will accept any form of nonsensical taxation. An underperforming government is imposing irrelevant taxes and you are here supporting them. Rubbish.
And just so you know, i'm a permanent resident of the uk and since 2011, i've lived, studied and worked in 4 european countries; with a good command of Italian, Spanish and a little Dutch. So I know what exposure is. Tu mi capisci?
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2021
Misterdhee1:

Before nko? You're inconsequential - I just needed to put you in the place you belong.

Still doesn't make you relevant
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 12:50pm On Feb 14, 2021
Misterdhee1:

Billionaires in Aba currency. Stupid rhetorics spread around to rub una inexistent ego. Maybe you should start listing out those igbo billionaires from nnewi - including the ones who sources of income is purely drug biz.

Yorubas don't have drug Lords too?
You acknowledge the truth and then want to change it for your point to be made. Na you sabi
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 12:45pm On Feb 14, 2021
Why wouldn't we feel like we are living for free in Nigeria? In a country that you have to dig your own borehole and provide your own alternative source of power, plus many other basic amenities. You that has lived abroad, is there any comparison in the standard of living indices between.Nigeria and the Country that you are living in at the moment; Infrastructure, healthcare provision, life expectancy, income per capita Human development index, etc. NIgeria's government has lacked way behind all these till date. Even Botswana has a higher standard of living than Nigeria. So why wouldn't we feel like we are living for free.
And not until the government starts living up to it s reponsibility in providing for its citizens before we will accept any form of nonsensical taxation. An underperforming government is imposing irrelevant taxes and you are here supporting them. Rubbish.
And just so you know, i'm a permanent resident of the uk and since 2011, i've lived, studied and worked in 4 european countries; with a good command of italian, Spanish and a little Dutch. So I know what exposure is. Capisci?
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2021
Misterdhee1:

You gus keep repeating this same nonsense. Who stops una from getting out of Lagos? Leave Lagos and reciprocate the development in your 5 potopoto-invested states.

You are not worth my response
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 11:27am On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
bros, as a wise man once said, WAHALA NO DEY FINISH, so the small amount he collects from you as taxes from your 4 by 2 shop can never be enough to maintain the roads. during heat season the intense heat destroys the road and during raining season the rain also destroys it not to talk of these huge trailers taking chunks out of the road. whats my point ? these roads need constant maintenance. everyday i see around 1000 sanitation workers going around picking garbage and sweeping the streets. these 1000 sanitation workers need monthly salaries etc etc. so my brother ? without that toll gate money the island will descend into ariaria market in aba with no roads full of red mud and full of garbage on the street. to prevent that we need these toll gate money so we can fix the roads daily as it spoils ( everyday there are workers repairing patches on the road ) and to sweep the trash that people throw on the street. THIS IS HOW A CIVILIZED SOCIETY IS RUN. TINUBU IS RUNNING A CIVILIZED SOCIETY AND IT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY TO MAINTAIN CIVILIZATION

And why has other roads in Lagos not deteriorated to Ariaria market roads, yet they do not have toll gates. Or is lekki-epe the the only road that has sweepers and garbage trucks cleaning its road in lagos. Going by yoir argument, people like you will find nothing wrong if lagos erects a toll gate on every road that it builds, simply because they want to maintain tarred road. African man mentality. We will sit and be celebrating tarred road, while our mates have dug underground train tunnels and road tunnels more than 50 years ago.
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 10:56am On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
e dey take am build lekki epe expressway. i enjoy driving on all that smooth road. tinubu has tried small in lagos sha. especially if you are on the island. most of the roads are smooth world class. i enjoy driving on smooth roads because i am very protective of the suspension system of my car. it means a lot to me to drive on smooth roads grin grin

If he is already using the taxes from our 4x2 shops to build lekki express way. Why then is he still mounting tollgate on the same express.

Politician give you main tarred road, you dey rejoice. Your mind no tell you say with the kind traffic jam wey dey common on that road, by now Lekki suppose get train or tram wey go link am direct to VIctoria Island. Shame no catch you say with your lekki exposure, na still tarred road you dey rejoice for
Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Gate: Seyi Tinubu, Sunday Dare Exposed By Bank Documents - Peoples Ga by Chiffy: 10:39am On Feb 14, 2021
lekki1444:
bros jus keep kwayet

Eeeyah. You don see your match. Talk no gree you again. Idiot

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