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Crime / Re: Bees "Arrest" Ugandan Thief With Help Of A Voodoo Priest (Graphic Pictures) by chijokz(m): 11:09pm On Feb 04, 2023
Buliwyf:


Thank you.

Africans are just idiots. They will see something they can't explain instead of seeking for other explanations for it and investigating in the days of Google and the internet they will shout "juju" like morons.
Well said.
Crime / Re: Popular Herbalist Dies In Hotel After Romp With Pastor’s Wife In Ekiti by chijokz(m): 3:46am On Jan 04, 2023
goody234:
Nigerians and their foolish talk ...magun ko magun ni ...The guy probably overdosed on cheap chinese viagra or he drank those cheap drinks filled with gin and crushed viagra ..
Exactly! The aphrodisiac drink must have elevated his existing hypertension which triggered cadiac arrest.
It's so sad a lot of Nigerians don't reason logically and apply critical thinking like us.

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Crime / Re: Popular Herbalist Dies In Hotel After Romp With Pastor’s Wife In Ekiti by chijokz(m): 3:40am On Jan 04, 2023
udomonday:
The woman was probably shouting faster faster,harder harder,and the man was busy using his last strength and breath to impress.nothing like magun.
Exactly my assertion and reasoning.
He also probably also had hypertension and could have taken any aphrodisiac that further elevated his blood pressure triggering a cardiac arrest.
Religion / Re: Enenche’s Daughter, Deborah & Sam Release Pre-Wedding Photos by chijokz(m): 3:33am On Dec 05, 2022
pretydiva:
Congratulations. Can't wait for mine
I'm yours.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Visits Borno, Seeks Spiritual Approach To End Terrorism (Photos) by chijokz(m): 2:57am On Oct 28, 2022
UNDFTD:
Maybe Mr.Adeboye and all the Liegerian pastors must NOT be praying to the true GOD. These so-called men of GOD have been praying for Liegeria for decades on end but nothing has ever changed. Rather, things are getting worse the more they pray. I find it very deceptive when these pastors employ spiritual intervention in matters that only hard work and physical intervention would solve. These charlatans would preach to their congregants that prayers alone would solve whatever problem they might have. And that if their prayers are NOT answered by God, that means they are sinners. They would also tell them that God is the only protection they would ever need for their safety but they themselves would employ all kinds of security to guard and protect them and their families. If they so much believe in their power of prayers, why would they employ security guards to protect their own lives? I find such behaviors very deceptive and condemnable. How can Pastor Adeboye be clear-eyed and clear mind-seek divine intervention as a means of ending terrorism? It's either he's smoking tainted weed or he's being very disingenuous.
Exactly my assertions.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Visits Borno, Seeks Spiritual Approach To End Terrorism (Photos) by chijokz(m): 2:50am On Oct 28, 2022
Creamypie:
no . its you who deserve [/b]certificate of foolishness[b] . If you ask each of em in this pic to identify God, they will give different identity.
Lol @ bolded.
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Lands In Trouble As Man Dies In Popular Hotel During Sex Romp by chijokz(m): 3:28pm On Oct 18, 2022
Holybaddo:
Know your health status and that of your patner before you go for a romp.

Most of all this energy boosters can harm someone with heart problems
So if you know you have any heart illness/weak heart stay away from Boosters
Exactly!
A lot of men have high blood pressure without even knowing it and then they take these boosters during sex and then the women keep screaming "Harder harder ..faster faster.."...the rest is history.

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Celebrities / Re: Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Gifts Davido‘s Fiancee Chioma A Birkin Bag of N70 million by chijokz(m): 3:59pm On Oct 08, 2022
Giltexo:
Na the Bored Ape yatch Club NFT art on the wall for me ...na that one I see ....
Good observation.
That's a great asset
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Declares SPIRITUAL WAR Against Marine Kingdom by chijokz(m): 6:50pm On Oct 05, 2022
Ransomware:
None of these clowns declared war on covid, bad governance, kidnappers, bandits, corruption, things that can be quantified, evaluated, and measured. it is always those things conjured to fool the feeble-minded, those desperate to blame their problems on other people ( Most Nigerians) those who believe that they can be walking on a path and just run into a bag with millions of dollars, yeah those are the ones this shit is for.
Well said.
I see them as comedians first and then businessmen second.

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Romance / Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by chijokz(m): 12:28am On Sep 30, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
reading the comments here shows most Nigeria men are clueless ,by the time you accept the the truth that Nigeria girls don't give a FUQ about you and have multiple options you won't be stressing yourself, chat a girl if she no vibe you move ,[/b]only chat if it's business or sex related. apart from those two I don't know what you are looking for[b] ,as their emotional intelligence is 0%, my piece of advice.
Well said Bro.
Speaking like a true G.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Marries Benedicta Elechi With Pastor Tobi as Best Man by chijokz(m): 12:52am On Sep 28, 2022
Righteousness2:
This is a confused man that has confused and deceived so many people, now boldly getting married to someone's wife, with a confused pastor as his best man.
GOD have mercy on all the people he has confused and rescue them from the Broadway before it becomes late.
I think you're confused individual and Daddy freeze with his deep knowledge of the scriptures and humanity is confusing you.
I hope you get “rescued from the Broadway before it becomes late“ wink
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2020 Thread by chijokz(m): 9:48pm On Sep 25, 2022
CYFANN:


No problem if that's your personal belief. People who believe in transformation of their lives will go there and get their lives transformed while you keep checking for mistakes in the Bible. Na there you go dey.
I'll be at the next Shiloh so I can get my life transformed and donating my salary and house as Shiloh sacrifice.
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Buys Brand New Range Rover For His Protégé Cubana Whitelion by chijokz(m): 12:29pm On Sep 21, 2022
Ericnrm:


Lmao be like you never know Obi. Man has been in the game for over 12 years and some of his earlier clubs like The Banks failed initially. But he started investing in the hospitality and real estate sectors coupled with the fact that we here in Abj bought into the hype of his clubs so he makes millions in sales every 2-3 days.


Obi is clear abeg.


Mind you he also has over 10 hotels which he grew over the years in Abuja, Lagos and Enugu alone not to mention other states like PH and the rest. Lol trust me when I say the man has put in the work over the years along with collaborations from international brands like LVMH which all served to increase revenue.


We that know how he started can tell you that its been consistency and the grace of God that brought him this far
Well said.
If we analyze the sales just alone from all his clubs every weekend runs into millions estimated to be about N40m or more monthly.
It's easy to see why he can afford a Range Rover as a gift to his staff.
Religion / Re: Lady Shares Unforgetable Experience At A Church In Canada (video) by chijokz(m): 12:51pm On Sep 13, 2022
SpecialAdviser:

This church does not have population. If they have it will be difficult. Beside, I don't think food should be the drive for going to church.

On the flip side, Nigerian churches should take a lesson here. Try to carter for your members. Even Jesus fed his followers. Not always billing them. We should learn here.
I agree with you.
My assertion - Majority of churches in Nigeria are run as businesses and to maximize revenue by billing their followers through tithes, offerings, levies, sowing seeds, Shiloh sacrifice, first fruits, etc.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Esther Nwachukwu, Commits Suicide by chijokz(m): 12:58pm On Sep 05, 2022
Creditalerts:
She had medical complications I think


RIP
Yeah that's correct plus she was going through a lot including dealing with her mother's sickness.
Religion / Re: In 70 Years Of RCCG; Have You Been To Redemption Camp? by chijokz(m): 9:32pm On Aug 15, 2022
Haykings02:


So because many are languishing in poverty, one should not go to church And has you decided to stay back, how has it help to reduce poverty?
I believe what he was alluding to was rather than the poor people who attend such services and continue pay tithes, give offerings, pay different levies, sow seeds, etc..they should use such funds for their families or little investments that yields returns and growth.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Soon Shock The World, Naira Will Be Strong Again – Pastor Enenche by chijokz(m): 1:10pm On Aug 11, 2022
Obidatti2023s:
Words like this annoys me. You think strengthening the currency of a nation is just a snap of a finger or mere prophetic saying? Certain things must be done and put in place! For instance the country needs to be productive and meet world’s demand on certain commodities! The purchasing power needs to meet the demand of an average Nigerian! Nigeria will need to use internally revenue only and not borrow any external money for the next 50 years! 50 years!!

Let me not talk much. All these Pastors think with their balls and not their brain.
Exactly my assertions and you hit the nail on the head.
It's so obvious Paul Enenche lacks any knowledge of Economics, global trade and policies.
I'm so sure he is among the millions of Nigerias who purchase or import international brands of products but yet prays for the Naira's strength and economy.
It's really laughable.
It's really unfortunate these pastors pass on such ignorance to their followers.
Romance / Re: Why I Shot My ‘Prostitute’ Girlfriend ― Jealous Boyfriend Confesses by chijokz(m): 3:54am On Aug 03, 2022
virginprincess:
Nigeria men are the most wicked and heartless set of people i have seen on this planet earth,she doesn't gives you attention,why don't you break up with her and get another girlfriend who would give you all the attention in this world,instead you decided to cut her life short,seriously some nigeria men are beast in human form,i honestly pity girls dating nigeria men,they go through a lot,anyways my prayers are with them.
I agree with your assertions on breaking up with her and move on to another girl.
However, Wickedness and ruthlessness cuts across both men and women and also all races around the world and not only Nigerian men.
Religion / Re: Pastor Samuel Udo-Mbang Is Dead. Deeper Life Swaziland Overseer Slumps & Dies by chijokz(m): 1:41pm On Jul 31, 2022
blesskewe:
So now na God call am


They make it seem like God called them due because they are pastors after they neglected their health issues
You hit the nail on the head.
My guess is he had underlying health issues like hypertension or heart disease that ultimately led to a cardiac arrest.
Religion / Re: Pastor Samuel Udo-Mbang Is Dead. Deeper Life Swaziland Overseer Slumps & Dies by chijokz(m): 1:36pm On Jul 31, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:
Is there no Swazilander capable of being the head of the branch there? Must it be Nigerians heading Nigerian churches?
If you own an international company where each regional branch remits revenue to the HQ's account in Nigeria, won't you appoint your fellow Nigerians you know and trust to oversee those branches than strangers in those countries?
Crime / Re: Alika Ogorchukwu Killed In Italy - Nigerian Embassy Reacts by chijokz(m): 8:40pm On Jul 30, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
Except the Nigerian guy has health issue that may have weakened his strength to fight like a real Nigerian man, if not, then he died like a fool

No Nigerian deserve to die like that ..

He has the body structure to deal with the Italian man but but but
Exactly my assertions.
How could he just give up despite his size.
Doesn't add up.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: British Crime Agency Intercepts Cocaine Worth £40m In A Batch Of Bananas by chijokz(m): 7:53pm On Jul 30, 2022
oluwaseyi0:
I was expecting you have to peel the banana before seeing the drug

The above is a sitting duck
Exactly my assertions.
The smugglers weren't smart.
Crime / Re: Man Brags About Money Ritual As A Priestess Carries Out A Ritual By A River by chijokz(m): 2:32pm On Jul 23, 2022
Ajaxjay1996:



Point of correction: Hush never ran the fraud. He was just an azaman. A picker. Hushpuppy was too dumb for that level of cyber intrusion. He worked with hackers so you are right. But his part was never technical, just azza provision and creation and money movement
Well said.
It was the Russians who did the cyber fraud which requires some technical skills.
But these dumb youths think getting involved in this rubbish called rituals will get them the $ just like that.
Romance / Re: I Will Never Near Any Female Below 27 Again by chijokz(m): 11:04am On Jun 27, 2022
Bahamas95:
OP abeg shift!

My girlfriend is not even close to that age you mentioned yet she acts like a matured woman. Age is not maturity...... Because it didn't work for you doesn't mean it won't work for others.

Those "evening newspapers" most times don't truly love you, they settle down with you outa desperation and not love.
You hit the nail on the head.
Maturity is in the mindset of the individual which transcends mannerisms or verbal communication.
I've met and interacted with women in their mid 20s with the mindset of a 40 year old.
The OP would have been so impressed if he had met those exceptions.
Religion / Re: UK Govt Shuts Down Tobi Adegboyega’s SPAC Nation Over £1.9 Million Fraud by chijokz(m): 3:24pm On Jun 17, 2022
majamajic:
Church Limited Company ?
Exactly my assertions.
Churches are companies.
Politics / Re: US, Dubai-Bound Drugs Seized At Lagos Airport As NDLEA Arrests 39 In Abuja Raids by chijokz(m): 4:17pm On Jun 12, 2022
Painintheass221:


Am actually campaigning for him.

Peter will create employment and our youths will be engaged positively.

He will encourage industry by turning us from consumption to production.

He did it in Anambra. He can do it in Nigeria.

So remember to vote Labour Party come 2023.

PeterObi2023
I think you lack the political saavy to know that APC and PDP are the dominant parties and will battle to see who will out-rig the other.
LP can't stand a chance financially,

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Romance / Re: A Lady Lists Her Conditions Before She Can Accept A Guy's Proposal by chijokz(m): 2:39pm On Jun 03, 2022
thesicilian:
Still in her 20s I guess. Me too I want to see if you are 'seriouser' so no allowance or data subs for now.
Definitely in her 20s:
When she reaches 30s - she'll start saying “He must be God-fearing and romantic only"
When she reaches her 40s - she'll start saying “He can be anybody..Infact I'll be the one to propose and pay for wedding"

The cycle continues...
Travel / Re: What Is The Best Country In The World For Nigerians To Relocate To And Why? by chijokz(m): 7:43pm On Apr 23, 2022
Australia.
1. Subsidized student accommodation.
2. Affordable tuition for international students
3. Better job prospects for graduates.
4. Standard of living is great.

Thank me later.

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Nairaland / General / Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by chijokz(m): 7:38pm On Apr 23, 2022
Nemesis0147:
Data and alcohol
Chop knuckle grin
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi Burial Photos, Video by chijokz(m): 7:37pm On Apr 23, 2022
planetx:
What will now happen to the young oloris
They're considered widows and free to date and re-marry. I don't think they're prohibited from re-marrying according to tradition.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires Large Expanse Of Land In Banana Island To Build His Dream Home by chijokz(m): 10:03pm On Apr 14, 2022
Joclebs:
Good evening everyone,

All I need right now is 100mb to check an important email, thank you ...

09034024724. mtn
Or you mean 100MB to Whatsapp your different babes grin

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