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Jobs/Vacancies / ,...... by chim14(m): 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2020
Going going gone!
Programming / Re: How Much Should I Bill For A Local Government Website? by chim14(m): 7:19pm On Jun 24, 2020
I thought some guys here will say 30k....lol
Computer Market / ...... by chim14(m): 3:41pm On Jun 23, 2020
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Business / ....... by chim14(m): 2:21pm On Jun 23, 2020
Going going gone!
Romance / ..... by chim14(m): 1:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
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Romance / ..... by chim14(m): 1:13pm On Jun 23, 2020
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Business / ,....... by chim14(m): 1:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
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Programming / Develop Your Web Application Easily by chim14(m): 6:34pm On Jun 17, 2020
Contact to Develop Your Web Applications
Long-term relationship guaranteed.

Let's chat on WhatsApp

https:///+2348050447507
Programming / Re: A Full Stack Developer Of Northern Extract Needed by chim14(m): 7:09pm On Jun 13, 2020
A full stack developer of sodium extract
Web Market / Re: Become A Nestjs Developer! by chim14(m): 4:59pm On Jun 07, 2020
They will now start building bird nests...lol
Programming / Re: Must I Become A Programmer To Own A Start-up? by chim14(m): 11:28pm On May 23, 2020
No. Even an illiterate with deep pockets can own a Startup.
Programming / Re: Why Developers Hate PHP by chim14(m): 5:20am On May 22, 2020
Stupid
Programming / ... by chim14(m): 6:56am On May 20, 2020
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by chim14(m): 1:27pm On May 15, 2020
Omo your babe have jazzed you with sex grin You mumuly sent 400k this kin hard time to a girl that may dump you later.

Why wouldn't she tear your shirt grin grin after all the banging you've been banging her. That's why when dating it's good to abstain from sex at all cost becus women do use it to have some form of control over the man's senses.
Programming / Build Your Enterprise Applications And Services by chim14(m): 1:22pm On May 15, 2020
My Services Include:

1. Web Development
2.Mobile App Development
3. Api Integrations
4. Technical writer / API Documenter


Contact:

https:///+2348050447507
Romance / Headset That Can Read Your Mind by chim14(m): 9:35am On May 12, 2020
This cool headset can read what you are saying in your mind! Technology is really advancing...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upZk2Ay_om0
Programming / Headset That Can Read Your Mind by chim14(m): 9:11am On May 12, 2020
Technology is really advancing, I was so shocked when I came across this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upZk2Ay_om0
Programming / Re: Win On Upwork As A Freelancer... by chim14(m): 8:38am On May 09, 2020
Fck upwork. It's actually down work

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Programming / Re: . by chim14(m): 1:24pm On May 07, 2020
Adullam888:
I need someone to develop a website(blog) for me. I already have a template.
My budget is 3000naira

God save u sey I get good mind, the way to deal with these kind of cheap guys, decieve dem collect the 3k, go to market buy chicken, then just use free google blogger to create site for them send dem link, block dem on whatsApp.

It's like this might be a good idea, looks like I will stop turning dem down. grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Programming / Lockdown Is Almost Over Let's Build Something Awesome by chim14(m): 5:11am On May 06, 2020
Am a programmer, Contact me for your next programming project or application:

https:///+2348050447507
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Expired by chim14(m): 3:52pm On May 03, 2020
Oga we don't want your money go back to the hole you crawled out from or beta still go back to your Pakistan demons.

It's better to be hungry than collect money from someone like this..d guy will use that money & suck your blood like a vampire.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Expired by chim14(m): 3:45pm On May 03, 2020
Timbers:
OP 45k for 15,000 words

Bros you're heartless

I want to challenge OP to write 5000 in a week

Don't mind these naija guys they have come again with their brainwashing witchcraft.
Romance / Re: Why Does An Ashawo Like Calling Another One An Ashawo When Quarrelling by chim14(m): 3:23pm On May 03, 2020
vanida6:
Go there place nd ask one nah,,,shey nobody is ashawo here

I was watching this Betabox naija channel on YouTube and one semi illiterate woman with unassuming confidence said "Every woman is a prostitute" I don't know why she said that o..lol
Romance / Re: Why Does An Ashawo Like Calling Another One An Ashawo When Quarrelling by chim14(m): 3:20pm On May 03, 2020
MedicH:
Lol they're aware they're just lower than animals in that gig.

I can't get involved.

I can't go down with someone I can't kiss and share no chemistry with.

I can't pay for sex.

If I remove ur clothes and see waist beads I'm done. Show is over. Those beads na voodoo and hoodoo that's bad luck and witchcraft put together.

grin grin grin abi
Programming / Re: Do You Have A Developer Account? by chim14(m): 2:51pm On May 03, 2020
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Romance / Why Does An Ashawo Like Calling Another One An Ashawo When Quarrelling by chim14(m): 2:45pm On May 03, 2020
In my area two runs babes where quarrelling, no be small thing I hear that day.

The other highly offended runs babe started calling her fellow runs babe "Ashawo!" I just burst laugh and am like no be the same business una dey.

Omo no be small thing my ear hear that day one of them was shouting "Me I be correct Yoruba Cele girl, you no see the bead wey dey my waist and my leg u think sey na ordinary! I be strong yoruba girl make u no try mee!! "

When I heard that one am like chai! Na God go save us wey be men. Guys if u know sey u no get jazz or nothing, be careful o, no go nack ur star enter their jazz waist beads grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Can Someone Help Me Explain This Situation? by chim14(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2020
Clashy:
She was angry because she got humilated with what she valued the most, to getting what she wants at the verge of not going back.

Omo you've answered the question correctly like %100 percent. As in the humiliation and shame she felt became even worse than having sex with the man.

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Romance / Re: Can Someone Help Me Explain This Situation? by chim14(m): 5:42pm On May 02, 2020
Oluromantic:
The answer is number 3.

She must have been into such runs at one time in her life or the other. That's why she knows the language of sex.

Lol, I don't know but I learnt that if you as a man refuse to have sex with a woman when they're ready for it, it makes them infuriated. They can hate you for life, so I heard.
Romance / Re: Can Someone Help Me Explain This Situation? by chim14(m): 5:39pm On May 02, 2020
Akunwafor:




No.

It's foolish because a married woman would risk her marriage for just £30.

And then, she gets to the mans house and just starts stripping?

And then, going to the man's house after collecting money is quite foolish. Animals would rather take a woman(especially married) before giving her money and not the other way round.

You made an interesting point
Romance / Re: Can Someone Help Me Explain This Situation? by chim14(m): 4:08pm On May 02, 2020
Akunwafor:
It's quite a foolish story.

Cuz u expected something x-rated to jerk on grin

Bad guy
Romance / Can Someone Help Me Explain This Situation? by chim14(m): 3:57pm On May 02, 2020
There is this story of a married woman, whose son had a critical health condition, and she needed £30 for her son's surgery. Her husband couldn't afford neither could she.

On Christmas Eve she lies to her husband goes to see his boss in secret to beg for his assistance.

Her husband's boss says ok, he brings out £30 pounds and says she should take £10 pounds deposit, the remaining £20 pounds she should come to his house, 4pm on Christmas day and must do anything he request of her.

She was hesitant but finally agreed because nobody to turn to.

4pm next day she arrives her husband's boss place and she says "let's get this over with" and the man says "What are we getting over with? Can you be explicit" and she says "I'm ashamed to say it...ok Intercourse".

As she starts to strip off her clothes she mumbles and says:

"Just so you know am doing this because of my son"

and the boss replied

"I'm just testing an experiment to find out what aspect in human nature can be converted into currency, and at what exchange rate, like in the commodity market. I have previously given you £10 pounds deposit for your virtue and there is the remaining £20 pounds for sex"

The woman, already partially uncladed, butt naked and the man just stands up stares at her for a few seconds and says:

"I have no interest in having sex with you. The intercourse I meant was of an intellectual kind and you've just given it to me. Here you are, a virtues woman, lied to your husband, on a Christmas day came to my apartment to have intercourse in exchange for £30 pounds.

The woman was shocked at his words

He said "Take the remaining £20 pounds and leave..."

She begged him not to let her husband know of what transpired between them.

And he said he won't, that her husband is very valuable to him and for any reason her husband might want to resign, her job was to persuade him not to or else...

Now here's the surprising thing, the woman got infuriated, collected the remaining money o and cursed her husband's boss before she left.

My question is:

1. Why was she angry?

2. Was it because the boss refused to sleep with her? (any good woman shld be happy nothing happened)

3. Is it because she felt compromised or humiliated?

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