12. Then you come home to find out she was joking…

11. Then you save up and get one

10. Or, plot twist, she says you can get yourself a tattoo if you want one, and you are there like…

9. As you are leaving she asks you to come back

8. Look at this child….I said leave my sight!

7. Then you stand there trying to explain that your friend Bobby was allowed by his parents

6. Will you get out of my sight?

5. And this is her reaction….

4. Then you work up courage and decide to ask for her permission

Biafra must be fulfilled! Nostradamus predictions had it over 400years ago! Nation's are created by God and not man! Nigeria is a.

F U C K E D UP place! Break up Nigeria!

3. Because you know for sure her response will be this:

2. Even as you consider the idea, you are asking yourself questions like…..

1. When you are contemplating in your headwhether to get a tattoo, but you can just picture your mother in your head like…..

Getting a tattoo in Nigeria is not common. The prevalent religious and conservative atmosphere makes getting a tattoo kind of ataboo for the average Nigerian.However, Nigerian youths are slowly gettingused to the idea of getting a tattoo. The pictures below describe a Nigerian mothersreaction when you say you want a tattoo: https://www.naij.com/1014273-13-photos-perfectly-describe-nigerian-mothers-get-tattoo.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3451163944

HungerBAD:
UNILAG.

I can understand the reason why most were expelled, but for some strange reason, those that got suspended for smoking WeeWee(Weed) got me laughing.

Father: Why them pursue you for School?

Son: I smoke Igbo papa

Father: Igbo?

Son: Yes

Father: Okay, go bedroom go bring the one i keep for bed side table make we smoke, no mind that yeye school.

in Patrick's Ogbiagbongbon's voice ...


"This is Makokoson(Masochism),
This is Sincillating,
in fact it's dicey Apricarus,
This is Holocaust,
It's a pitiable dismal pisma,
This is regrettably lugubrious and epileptic parapoism!"

"This is Makokoson(Masochism),
This is Sincillating,
in fact it's dicey Apricarus,
This is Holocaust,
It's a pitiable dismal pisma,
This is regrettably lugubrious and epileptic parapoism!"

hamilton62:
the somalia will be paradise if they don't give us Biafra loading. Nnamdi Kalu has single handedly frustrated this country and i love the imprisonment because the more it makes him a hero and the more this your country sinks.
One thing is certain, N. Kalu won't die and can never die in the prison because the government knows that he is on their neck and that he isn't MKO.
He is thorn-livered in this project and is gradually winning the war by alerting all individuals in this that there's a consequence for every action on takes... This is why judges with intergrity/love for their profession shy away from his case... What will be the reputation of the judge who will pass a perverted justice on him internationally when the light of the ECOWAS/IC court is beamed on it?
And how long do you think he will be held in prison if the CJN can't make a remarkable stand for justice before this case is lifted from the before of its juridiction?
I love his courage and now i understand his words better which says: we stand tall in the presence of our enemies and we are educated and not via the zoo's education system.

I love this.. Zoo keepers of this failed contraption just to let you know , your S H I T currency is now N500=$1 . Haha haha haha keep hoping!

Biafra is God's creation to liberate Nigeria out of this mess!

everything they did to us during the Biafran war will backfire to them one by one!

I seriously wonder why some men are just dumb to the extent that they can't think before having sex! So you don't have ordinary N200 to buy condom, OK let's just say it's N100 or N50 you have and you can't buy a single condom, then what are you existing for? To F u c k women and give them bellies up and down? You have N20,000 to give a girl for abortion, but you don't have common N200 or even N50 to buy condom... Mehn this is extremely dumb!

I seriously wonder why some men are just dumb to the extent that they can't think before having sex! So you don't have ordinary N200 to buy condom, OK let's just say it's N100 or N50 you have and you can't buy a single condom, then what are you existing for? To F u c k women and give them bellies up and down? You have N20,000 to give a girl for abortion, but you don't have common N200 or even N50 to buy condom... Megan this is extremely dumb!

TrapQueen77:




Konji na bastard.... shake it harder...

[color=#006600][/color] could I borrow your hand for a day?

B3sty:
Omo, see Egusi!!! for this Buhari administration? pls, where in Gbagada are u guys? **okada, wait**

you people can come to my site na! We won't ban you for speaking your mind!

These people don't know anything! If Cameroon offers assistance to the NDA ! Nigeria will be dead and Gone! I REPEAT DEAD AND GONE! just pray Cameroon doesn't get involved in this!(^^)(^^)

kettykin:
May God help nigeria from disaster, I pray that the army survives this trap, I read during the civil war how an ordinary major jonathan uchendu used a locally fabricated weapon in a remote location in Abagana with some untrained biafran volunteers and wiped out 99% of the whole second division of the nigerian army that was using military hardware from soviet union Britain and Egypt causing general murtala mohammed to embark on a self imposed exile to Britain where he stayed till the war ended.

The nigerian military is about getting involved in a needless war that would lead to the untimely death of innocent soldiers, first the army would be fighting against the oceans and creeks, second the army would be fighting against a highly mobile and fast militant group, thirdly the fight is likely to involve other support for niger delta militants from disgruntled ipob members who are vowing to revenge the killing of their members, innocent niger delta people who will join the militants to defend their lands, kindred, villages and communities. Third southern cameroon, might lend their support to niger delta and other militants.

The war looks vert easy on paper but might be more complicated, an example is how easy it looked on paper to capture Ojukwu in 48 hours in a small south eastern enclave smaller than the state of borno but in reality the army was beaten blue black loosing more than 400,000 soldiers more than 4 times the present number of military men and still Ojukwu was never captured rather the army had to resort to an unconventional warfare that required the sabotage of farmlands in the east leading to the death of innocent children and women.

If biafra had enough guns and bullets the story might have ended differently. Now the Niger deltans are not biafrans, niger deltans are invisible and ruthless like the crocodiles of the river, they are ruthlessly fast like the shark and effective swimmers.

Nigeria had better focused it's energy on its economic problems, recession and many other challenges facing the country.

The army might not have deep divers or even a submarine to navigate the oceans and will face a herculean task getting around the creeks to secure oil facilities and engage the militants. All militants need is to puncture holes in the gun boats to finish any invadeprors. While the military would be hunting for some invisible enemies. Who are some what fast, ruthless and proactive.

Nigerian Army can't even solve ordinary Physics to use for Precision in war fronts, they think it's all about force, force and more force!

EdoBoy90:
I just pity those who said NDA will defeat the Nigerian Army or arm forces. first, the army will defeat NDA by blocking them from access to food. second, by bombarding them using the air force. third, the army are well organized than them. We are agreed ok but you people shouldn't complain when the hit and bombardment start ooo. Army have much weapons than them. Jet fighters and suivellance aircraft are on ground. we shall see who will cry last.

you can't block their food access because these people have access to the sea! Blocking them is going to be very very hard! unlike Biafra that was land locked , these guys have Jungles, Mangroves , Forests and Sea access, so what makes you think they can't get Foreign support?! Remember this isn't 1969!!

this war could cause Nigeria to divide like Korea! you know waging war against militants is going to affect the whole economy because these people are in Control of the Crude oil there! so if they think fighting them to reunite the country will work! Then am sorry these people want to use Thunderstorm to cook Fire!

That's the hard truth about it