BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON
HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you
fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam
not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will
just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival
na. I was at za foint of death when I
heard that za whole kwuontry is
jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I
will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said
that Christians should kee my cows and
my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that
afostle that ip anything hafens to my
cows, I will pinish him o. Por those of you saying that ayam not
pighting kwaraption because I cleared
Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu
and Babachir of kwaraption like a
clearing agent, I want to tell you
something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so
ip I declare all my forlitical prends
kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam
kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam
not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my
farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful
cannot be pound in my farty or
guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za
National Assembly that ayam not coming
back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they
should allow His Seselency, Za Pice
Fresident op za pedral lipublik of
Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to
kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending
when ayam back. Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe
in my guberment, Isha Allah change will
begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage
a frotest against my guberment, all I can
say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017

this is why I hate to read stories on nairaland ..always incomplete actually this is d 2nd story am reading since years dat I have joined nairaland ...I jst pray I Dnt regret it like d first one...

FOR PROPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE NEWS IN OUR PO EARLIER TODAY.
All accounts have been frozen for 24hrs to enable the Adim. sort out new due dates for all participants and then turn all mavro that are not due into BLUE (signifying FROZEN) according to the new policy.
This implies the following:
*That From tomorrow GHing and PHing starts.
* that your already GREEN MAVRO will turn BLUE and grow to become green according to the new policy

*that the period of frozen mavro is no longer 15days but 30days and period of frozen mavro starts from the day your payment is confirmed.
* that the new policy will remain until the system is stable, when everything calms down, this measure will be cancelled.
* that MMM Nigeria was never on a pause mode or Holiday.
* The things are still going well; the participants feel calm; everyone gets paid – as you can see, there haven’t been any payment delays or other problems
*And this message should be passed to all downliners to alleviate panics and fears.
Long live MMM!
Building the world together!!!

From prospective guider Ryan

If una knw say una PH for mmm nd d money neva dy go cancel dat ph o

very funny...MMM jst indirectly help me save my money for January Expenses sha

May Their Soul Rest In Peace Amen

bunch of thieves
This is how the 30billion will be shared.....
Saraki n his boys=8billion

Bubu n his boys(fashola,Ameachi n co. =10billion....

Contractors n (APC)Politicians=7billion

The remaining 5billion for 2019 campaign(INEC n co.)...

which project can dey complete under 2years??
I really pity for who will be the president by 2019...
#common Sense

finally

so dis guys will get $30,000 jst like dat(30000*460=#13800000 )...sha my child must be a footballer by force...well I give it to Victor Moses

He talks with a bugaboo Gargantuan with alacrit braggadocio conundrum in other to create a rationcination before the election..well I blame the ballyhoo phantasmagoria Excrescence mephistophelean kakistocracy of today ...which it main plan is to jiggery-pokery the result like they did in Edo state

Buhari y na

this is serious ...

Der is Hunga in the Land...

Finally..

A very BIG snake (python) was killed today inside school. @ the new Eduction faculty building (under construction) along the road that leads to unizik Boys hostel and Emelda Hostel.

After disturbing our ear drum wit his long convoy...Well Happy Convocation to All UNIZIK GRADUATE....
can't wait to eat their Convocation rice

RIP TO ALL THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES DURING GEJ ERA ....#NIGERIANS ARE HEARTLESS

GEJ must be really smiling .........Buhari belike bokoharam+biafra,na only me waka come

How does that Reduce the price of Garri??

President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos

dis is a Grammatocoliously momentatpois Engkilos rubbish!!!

Pls move dis to Fp..rite now transport fare is gradually goin back to #30
Noble Eyisi d whole Unizik student appreciate d Work u Hv don within a short period of time........

Finally I made it

SMH..u need to see d 1 she wore to my Birthday Party back then in d STATE ..

GEJ..Nigerians will need u in 2019

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