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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:39pm On Jan 23, 2016
cashme28:



lmao @ the bolded. cheiii!!! see vexation.

my brother, don't mind them... I have always said it that if the company was still being managed by those white guys, this recruitment would have ended in 2014.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:30pm On Jan 23, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I'm sure that email inbox will be assaulted daily by different people either trying to apply or seeking information. 600 new emails no go move them

my thoughts exactly...but no harm trying....it could just make something happen...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:32am On Jan 23, 2016
airsaylongcon:


shocked shocked

*jejely follows thread again. May God hasten the arrival of "Dasuki" in my life*

Meanwhile is that figure before tax? During tax or after tax? Is it inclusive of allowances abi na basic salary be dat?

*brings out excel spreadsheet to do a ten year projection*

lol...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:05am On Jan 23, 2016
vantage7:
Okay, so...hypothetically, you've passed AC but haven't nailed a spot in the starting lineup. Two options: take a sizeable payoff now and walk away or wait till Q3/Q4 and stand a chance of getting in if oil prices recover.

lol, my brother,...if by sizeable you mean something with a figure like xxxxxxxxx, then I'd surely forget NLNG with her 'igbin' recruitment for LAWMA to do its job!!!..


In other news though, oil price doesn't seem like it will climb high soon...Predictions and projections coming from EIA, OEBC, WB, and others are saying the GOP will only get to about $80pb in 2020.

Not like their predictions are ever right.

NLNG like excuses!!!....if Grant mess, na 5 months dem go postpone recruitment, if Inuwa piss, na one year be that...if Babs come shit, 3 years go fly!!!..lol...weyrey pipo!!!....

After dem don't pay fat fat salary for so many years....things don't sour now, they are shivering.....

sometimes I wonder sha, why pay an entry level staff about N1.25M monthly?? I don't get it sha,...maybe I'm misinformed....left to me, I'd cut down recurring expenditure in terms of staff salaries, have a lot saved up to reinvest in assets so as to stay competitive in the market. ...

Anyway, he that wears the shoe knows where it hurt most.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:16pm On Jan 22, 2016
oil price doesn't stop NLNG from telling us if we passed or didn't pass her AC. An advice like 'bla bla bla, your performance was satisactory/unsatisfactory-You will be advised in due course/we wish you the very best in your career bla bla bla.....' will really show concern, care, empathy and some form of integrity.... This silence 2 years and 2 months into the recruitment and 5 months after AC is just weird and funny at the same time.


google once spent 13 month conducting a recruitment and the entire world tagged them haywire company calling the 13 months long recruitment as ridiculous. This is NLNG....minus advert and application time, it's 26 blooooodily damned months...who does that?... no wonder the gods have turned from us as a country....even the so called pace setters couldnt even do realistic projections!!!....global oil price dropped and an entire nation went loco like a pack of roaches who just saw an angry rooster....



its a shame!!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 10:00pm On Jan 18, 2016
mkoabiola:
I guess is 4 bsc not hnd

i know some HND holders resumed today at various locations. HND holders are sometimes employed too and they work in the bulk room as note counters.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:25pm On Jan 18, 2016
mrcarter:
In addition, please make sure u look very very smart and preferably in black jacket with red tie on white fitted shirt


For those writing the aptitude test, make sure u very current with what's going on around globally and be fast because some questions are very cheap

For those good in math 30 marks don sure be that.

Finally Abeg no go there dey go do sme sme be smart, polite, audible and keep a very friendly and smiling face. Good luck





lol, awesome one..
the red tie thing got me giggling, i did same back then....with my dark blue suit and snow white shirt....CVs were all spiral binded at interview..... none of my interview lasted up to 3 mins,..the HR woman was like,...'you know what you are doing son'...first impression matters,...it wont kill to go d extra mile.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:19pm On Jan 18, 2016
asha01:


He is simply talking from experience
some of us have been there before while some are still there.
He has given you exactly the way it is.
Well done CHM11
we wouldn't give false info or paint our previous employer black online for no reason when we know we gained alot.

the zenith brand and logo on my CV was actually a strong booster in getting me where i am today. The biggest bank in Nigeria, its respected....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:16pm On Jan 18, 2016
victorcalm:
Hi OP, I wrote Zenith bank aptitude test last year December 2nd 2015, non of us has been invited for interview. What might be the problem

if successful, you would have heard from them via text message.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:15pm On Jan 18, 2016
Myquel1:
Pls is this restricted to those that studied management? I min can people who study science also apply?

not at all, all courses, 2'1 or 22...tho 2'1 seems like an advantage.

its even easier for those who didnt study management courses. interview questions are behavioral SBI questions and not technical CBI questions.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:10pm On Jan 18, 2016
Carmal90:



lovely.... Pls can I send a copy of my cv to you for submission

im sorry but i am no longer with zenith bank. got something better. Though my zenith experience is one i adore.

wish i could help
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:06pm On Jan 18, 2016
honourableseyi:




Thanks bro. I have already done that; i.e filing the online form at the career page. I presently don't have anybody working in zenith but may ask around though. Thanks for your help

you are welcome .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 10:55pm On Jan 17, 2016
istanboi:
Your info is on point. However after passing through all the stages you mentioned here last year may, I haven't gotten a call from . I have been waiting to no avail. Please do you have an idea what nust have happened in my case?

so sorry about that, you are not alone though, i had my medicals with some friends during my own time, i resumed 2 weeks after and they had to wait for over 3 months.

When i got into the system, i was made to understand that it boils down to branch demands near the address they had on their CV. Maybe the zenith bank near then do not need fresh hands yet.

Another likely cause may be as a result of the candidate not being reachable when HR called him/her to come pick offer letter. I know that if you miss that call, its most unlikely that HR will call u back. A lady in my set had to call the HR lady in charge of my batch before she was told to resume work at a distance a lil far from her.

branch needs, wrong phone number, switched off phone at time of call, unreachability etc may have caused your own issue. My advice is that you have a walk in at the head office, demand to see the HR and talk to them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 9:20pm On Jan 17, 2016
Deejayprof:
Good evening house, happy Sunday.
I am aware that all these banks do not give leave to their contract staff, but is there any provision for MATERNITY LEAVE or leave for those about to wed?
Ur response is needed by a sister

you are entitled to a certain number of days leave as contract staff with zenith bank. Though after 6 months or one year.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 2:33pm On Jan 17, 2016
stanley102:


...you were a GA...what does GA stand for please? And does Zenith bank ever recruit entry level except on contract? Thanks.

-graduate assistant.

-none ive heard of in recent years.

infact in all the branches i know, all current entry level staff are on contract. I am not talking as an authority though, there may be exceptions that i am not aware of.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 7:55am On Jan 17, 2016
honourableseyi:



Please can I still submit my CV at the headquarter/branch or it is too late to do so?

i dont know if they will accept your cv at the head office, you can try filling the form at the career page of zenith website. or tell someone working with zenith to help forward your cv.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 6:22pm On Jan 16, 2016
petkruz:
While y'all are rushing to apply,u must also know the hazards that come with the job! Basic salary is 75k, contract staff are not entitled to upfront payment, profit sharing, leave allowance or 13th month. Cash and teller unit must work saturday and sunday to monitor the atm, you must be ready to become SLAVES to professional staff which includes keeping shut during meetings, you mustn't contribute while your elders are talking if u want to have peace all tru your stay. The contract is 2yrs, but can be renewed after that if u are unlucky, if you have strong connections or have made connections during this 2yrs and your record is flawless, u would be retained as ET. What else......you may have a total of 4-6 appraisals for the 2yrs, make sure you don't get a B! It has to be an A or B+. Be prepared to take a lot of crap from your colleagues afterall you are not a staff of the bank yet as your name wouldn't be recorded in the staff directory of the bank. Goodluck y'all.

not entirely true sir.
maybe your branch, Hop and branch head are weird persons, but my branch where i worked, it was a very interesting experience for all of us there. One big happy family....not as bad as you paint up here. Yes i was a GA and my opinions were always asked for every tuesday and Wednesdays. Even maintenance, transport , disptach nd security guys had a say at meetings.
for the one year and 4 months i worked with zenith, i was on atm duty for only one month, and yes i wasnt forced to accept that extra work, infact we pray to be on atm duty,..less work, more pay....atleast u are paid for the extra days.
even if u get all B in your appraisals which come every six months, you will still get your plus if its yours.
the job is not the best out there if i must say the truth, but its faaaaaaaaaaar better than most jobs out there.
it all boils down to the branch head, HOP, and cash officers, some are very level headed and nice....some are just trashy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 6:17pm On Jan 16, 2016
mandonnels:
seems u knw a lot abt d bank and how they operate
i worked there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 2:23pm On Jan 16, 2016
JVgal:


Ok, thanks, headquarter alone or can I submit @ any branch?

Anyone working with zenith bank at any branch can help u forward your cv to HR. Except for note counters in the bulk room sha, those ones cant send by themselves. People in customer service, tellers, fund transfer or marketing can help u forward your cv (soft copy).

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 1:19pm On Jan 16, 2016
acemanager:
Nobody has said anything concrete on how they apply for these jobs, or are we trying to keep that from our selves again. Please you guys should tell us how. Submission of CV at head office or you have insiders? Info please

tell someone working with zenith to help you forward your CV to headoffice HR. Thats your best bet at getting called for a test. Referral things.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 1:10pm On Jan 16, 2016
JVgal:
Any link to where sm1 can submit cv? Or how una do am?

applying on the zenith career page is not enough, if you know someone working with zenith, ask him to help u submit your cv to zenith HR....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11: 10:50pm On Jan 15, 2016
peopleplus is like a virtual organisation inside zenith bank used to recruit lower level contract staff for zenith bank.

job location-nationwide (depending on your address) and branch demands.
Departments- Customer service and Cash&Teller

contract life span-2 years, renewable. no promise of conversion to full time employment but it happens sometimes after some years.



Gate crashing might not be allowed as the systems have already been programmed to accept only invited test takers.


TEST FORMAT -Simple Gmat.

sentence correction, logical reasoning, numerical problems, passage reading and a few abstract if you are fast enough to get to the abstract pages.

After the test, if successful, you will be invited for interviews which comprises of four different interviews, all on same day or different days depending on the HR planning. The interviews are quite straight forward and the interviewers are awesome persons.

If successful at interviews, you will be invited for medicals.
Depending on your address and Zenith bank branch needs around you, you will then be called to pick up your appointment letter and resume at the branch they tell you to.

Majority of the training is on the job.

My view - Its a nice job, though the pay is low, and I feel the bank should have reviewed the pay for contract staff, because the situation in the country has changed tremendously, u can't compare 8 years ago with today, yet the salary remains the same. That said, id say its a great place to hold on to while you wait for something better in another industry or a promotion in the bank. It is valuable experience!


My advice.
_____________

For the test
since its computer based most times,
know your strenght.
if you are good at calculations, focus on that and skip all the long stories and passages. The questions u skipped will come back later on in the test. Try and answer as many as possible within the 1hour time frame.

Everything at the test will be tailored to help you perform at your best. sometimes snacks and drinks are served.


Forr the interview.

The questions are simple and direct.

Just know about zenith bank, why its the biggest bank in Nigeria, what makes it stand out (core values), why u want to work with zenith bank, what you studied and how it relates to banking. What you are bringing to zenith bank.


i wish you guys success in your tests and/or interview.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2016
tk4rd:
Take it easy on Him.. His heart pumping rate and B P right now is heading beyond the clouds

lol he should cool down...nothing seems to be happening atm as it concerns us....they will invite when they are ready, but right now, its just totally blue.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2016
coolio2014:
Bruv there has been no such e-mail about cancellation. Ya'll should be mindful of the kind of information you spread.



#humour bro..... we all knew that the cancellation ish was a joke.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:51pm On Jan 04, 2016
Dear NLNG Recruitment team,

In response to your earlier mail that you will be cancelling the graduate trainee recruitment, i am hereby writing to inform you of the following:
1. i do not accept your apology because as a first tier in the industry, you should have predicted all these anomalies and prepare.

2. i dont want your reimbursement anymore because the dollar equivalent will be almost peanut today as compared to 2 years ago. Yes i deal in dollars now.


3. lastly, please inform your RA maintanance team to put a pool near my flat as i will be resuming on the 1st of March, 2016....


see you on 01/03/2015
Best regards,
CHM11.

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Education / Re: Four Federal Universities To Offer Welding Engineering In 2016 by CHM11: 2:30pm On Jan 03, 2016
great one...it should come with certifications like ASNT/NDT, IRATA, CWI and the likes.... too much cash flying out in the name of expatriate.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by CHM11: 3:14pm On Jan 01, 2016
marlockj:


Good!!! From ur calculation u will notice that passing out 2013 batch A got it,then 2013 batch B,C,2014,2015 got nothing


So Hw does 2013 to 2015 mke 5yrs

a mistake by the OP or maybe he was misinformed.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by CHM11: 2:46pm On Jan 01, 2016
marlockj:



U lie abt Ph!!!

I collected my rivers money live and cash!!as in cash @ hand.

To spreading fake news!!

Rivers money don't cum instantly like other states,Bt claiming past 5yrs.you lie big tym

Chai Wat kind of lie is this Na from 2011 to 2015,meaning corners who passed out Hv no collected their money.

Bro y Na!!money we collected in batches n serial numbers n wit ur passing out magazine.

Saying 5yrs is a lie,batch before me collected n my batch did.

Bros stop all this shittt

im sure nobody from my set, batch B 2012 (passed out june 2013) has received any kobo from rivers state government. but i know some persons from the batch A before us recieved 110k.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 7:06pm On Dec 16, 2015
and at any time (t) this week, the number of guests viewing this thread has increased by approximately 300% +/- 15. ....

in Oyedepo's voice....."this week is your week"

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:33pm On Dec 16, 2015
forkadict:

Thanks bro.
Resumption is at your discretion but subject to a three month window.
cool....i guess January would make sense
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chemistry Teacher, Lagos by CHM11: 7:15pm On Dec 15, 2015
just2okworld:

Is the vacancy still open?
you can go to the school and apply with the principal

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