Yaks02:



Familiar place, I'm from jos too

From plateau or u stays in jos?

And which did?

Yaks02:


Which side 4 jos

Laranto close to st Augustine major seminary
Way leading unijos

karkinase:

Baby ke

Yeah dear

karkinase:
omo e be like say Gays don they fall in this thread to support their own..

Yea baby

WoundedLamb:


Lol... what qualifies me to advise him?

There are no details so it would be difficult to chip in any useful opinion except I work with assumptions. The OP is a guy and the other party is a guy, the first assumption is that the OP is gay. The second assumption is that they're both in Nigeria. The third and most important assumption is that the second party is gay too.

If the above assumptions are correct, then I'd say the OP needs to deal with his indecision internally first before approaching the second party so that he will not disturb the poor guy's peace with his own internal conflict. What does he mean by "I'm not sure I will like him"? Then why does he want to ask him out in the first place? I assume you don't just see someone and decide to ask them out except you like them and want to give your feelings a chance. It's understandable if he just wants to hook up with a handsome guy but asking someone out is the first step into a relationship and you don't get into that with someone "you don't even know if you'd like". Jumping into a relationship with someone you hardly know cause he's cute and seemingly nice is the reason most relationships only last for a couple of months.

So oga, beardlessdude, it's obvious you haven't gotten to the 'asking out' stage yet. You are jumping stages and that is why you are asking this question. You have to first be friends with the person and get to know him better. When you do, you wouldn't be wondering if or how to ask him out cause everything will be clear. I don't see how money is a problem but if you think it is, it's probably a red signal.

Tank u baby
He doesn't know what he want from his crush

Why jos among ur list?

Na by force we jos to join arewas?

Kai kamayar da hankalin ka fa.

just2endowed:


Jos is not part of it na

Tell him oo
My Jo's can't be from north
God forbid

Afam4eva:
I don't know if i'm the only one who has this.

But i always feel sick whenever i get into most cars. I always feel like throwing up and it has been a problem i've had right from childhood. I don't know what exactly causes it but it makes it difficult for me to travel by car because i get sick throughout the journey.

Has anybody experienced this? hoi

I though am the only experience that sickness
Whenever I travel or in a car for long time my head hurt and feel like vomiting or nursea

Durentt:
cool and you

Am fine boss

Durentt:
yes, I do remember chozkiel. So you have been away from nairaland then?

Yeah.
How re u doing

Durentt:
please remind me

I lost my former account title "chozkiel"
This the new one
Were u not the one sharing us diary before?

Ugaboy:
It looking very beautiful, I can't take my eyes off from it, I know it feeling cold...the way it shaking and shivering.

Its canary oo
Pls kip it o
I like those kind of birds
Having them around houses is cool with their sounds
Lovely creature

Durentt:
hi , you know me?

Baby so u have forgotten me so soon
I will not love u again

Durentt:
"Would you leave me after I let you fill my walls?"

"No, pencil I wouldn't"

"I was just sayin to be sure you aren't trying to hit me and change towards me and stuff. I trust you so much after the times we have spent together, but giving out my bussy is something I need TIME to think over, baby"

"Yeah, I'm all good with you taking your time and getting ready with taking the relationship further."

"You know I loved, was loving, and love you and want to tear your clothes off and fùck you stupid. It's been a natural inclination from the first day I saw you. But now I'm faced with the opportunity and I am scared"

"What exactly are you scared of? Only of me leaving you or is there something else"

"My conscience. I would be troubled if I let myself have sex that way. It's not something I have ever been a proponent of. My love for you is greater and I could bypass my conscience for you. But what if....?"

"If.....?"

"You hurt me afterwards"

"You know after my family and my hustle comes you. I can't promise not to hurt you ever in our relationship but I can' say death would be only what would separate me from you. I love you to infinity, pencil"

"..... "

" "

The End. Sorry I'm not a good writer

Come o I don't enjoy rough play
Come and finish this story donAllah

Durentt:
Masturbation

Hi baby love

;D4

ashybabs:

if dem put adam levine u go read am

why are u like this?

U know say u fine?
How I wish u are a girl

HuntSon:


What does my dick have to do with the gaydar

Lee me joor

HuntSon:


How explain?

Amebo show me ur dick first

am one of the community member over gaydar is worrying me

A CATHOLIC PRIEST REVEREND FATHER INNOCENT SUNU (OF CATHOLIC DIOCESE OF MAKURDI), BRILLIANTLY REPLIES TO APOSTOLE JOHNSON SULEIMAN (THE OVERSEER OF OMEGA FIRE MINISTRY) OVER HIS RECENT FALSE ACCUSATIONSAND ATTACKS ON POPE FRANCIS 1
(He alleged that Pope Francis is part of Conspiracy of COVID -19 Pandemic and Promoter of One World Religion, Government and Economy)
**TAKING APOSTLE SULEMAN JOHNSON BACK TO THE CLASS: A RESPONSE TO HIS ONLINE TEACHING ON COVID – 19 AND INDICTING THE POPE.*
By Rev Fr Innocent Sunu
Catholic Diocese of Maiduguri
Anubhaw Alok once said; “Ignorance is a poison that kills love, friendship and all the good feelings.” Not to see you die of this poison is the reason why I have chosen to bring back into the classroom once again.
άνθρωπος του Θεού(I hope you understand what it means anyway). I was very patient to go through your websites; (personal and that of the Ministry) not because you have done so much to receive accolades but to look at the mandate of Your Church or Ministry and it goes thus: “wipe out tears, restore people to their destinies by the revelation of the word, manifestation of power and reality of the Holy Spirit.” it continues “Put an end to affliction; I AM SENDING YOU WITH AN OMEGA ANOINTING…”. It will be wonderful to clearly employ your think tank to give you a simple and a definitive difference between a ministry and a Church. Sorry Sir, as I went through your mandate, I was highly optimistic to come across the scenario you had an encounter with Jesus which qualifies you the name APOSTLE. Let’s take a little etymological lesson, Pre-Christian use of apostolos[ ἀπόστολος] in the sense of messenger is rare. More common is the verb apostello,referring to the sending of a fleet or an embassy. Only in Herodotus (1.21; 5.38) is it used of a personal envoy. Josephus employs it once(Antiquities17.11.1) in the classical sense of an embassy. Epictetus (Discourse 3.22) speaks of the ideal Cynic teacher as one "sent by Zeus" to be a messenger of the gods and an "overseer" of human affairs.
The Septuagint uses apostello[απόστολw] or exapostello[ἐξαποστελῶ] some seven hundred times to translate the Hebrew salah [ Σαλά ] ("stretch out, " "send". More than the act of sending, this word includes the idea of the authorization of a messenger. The noun apostolos is found only in 1kings 14:6, where the commissioning and empowering of the prophet are clearly in mind. Hence, the Septuagint uses the apostello word-group to denote the authorization of an individual to fulfill a particular function, with emphasis on the one who sends, not on the one who is sent.
The noun apostolos appears seventy-nine times in the New Testament (ten in the Gospels; twenty-eight in Acts; thirty-eight in the Epistles; and three in Revelation). The vast majority of these occurrences are found in Luke-Acts (thirty-four) and in the Pauline epistles (thirty-four), and refer to those appointed by Christ for a special function in the church. Their unique place is based not only on having witnessed the resurrection, but also on having been commissioned and empowered by the Risen Lord to proclaim the gospel to all nations.
From the foregoing, let me make it very simple for you, the Greek apostolos [ajpovstolo"]) means an Envoy, ambassador, or messenger commissioned to carry out the instructions of the commissioning agent. Hence, it will be of utmost importance for you to understand that before one is commissioned as an Apostle he must have sat at the feet of the Master (Jesus) to learn and then certified by the master. Hence, an Apostle must have encountered the Lord. While Disciples are all of us who have being called Christian through the water of Baptism.
A lot of pastors like you called themselves APOSTLES without a proper knowledge of it. Jesus had a large number of disciples during his ministry, but not all of them were apostles. The Twelve were chosen out of a wider group both to be with Jesus as disciples and to be sent out to preach and teach as apostles. There are four lists of the Twelve in the New Testament, one in each of the three Synoptic Gospels ( Matt 10:1-4 ; Mark 3:13-19 ; Luke 6:12-16 ) and one in Acts ( 1:13 ). These lists are roughly the same, representing four variant forms of a single early oral tradition.
My dear Pastor read Mark3:14 and understand, it says; “And He appointed twelve, whom he also named apostles, to be with Him, and to be sent out to proclaim the message.” They didn’t call themselves or sent themselves.
If you, as did some of your fellows claim equality with St. Paul then you have to learn more. St. Paul claimed to be an Apostle of Christ because he had an evidential and existential experience of the resurrected Christ (Acts 9: 1-9). St. Paul is often referred to as an Apostle, because he was directly commissioned by the resurrected Christ. Jesus told Ananias; “Go for he is an instrument whom I have chosen to bring my name before Gentiles and kings and before the people of Israel. I myself will show him how much he must suffer for the sake of my name.” (Acts 9: 15 – 16). Can you see how Paul gained admission into the college of Apostles?
There are varied ways of seeking relevance (in a world with so many issues to address) than trying to pull down the trouser of your father in the market square to prove to your fellow mad men that your madness is the greatest. If you had sold your respect for cheap wealth and power, ours’ is not for sale. We are taught to respect Imams, Pastors, African traditional worshippers and even Pagans. Because we do not have the power to judge anyone. Listen to respected men like Bishop T. D. Jakes who acknowledged the Church when he said the Coronavirus can make the church to hide but it cannot destroy the church which have existed for over 2000 years. He said false pastors use such a moment to deceive the people and misrepresent God.
Dear Pastor Suleman Johnson, what kills the little spirit that is trying to grow in people like you is undiluted ignorance and corrosive arrogance. As an African I expect you to have respect for elders. Wisdom is fertilized in the womb of knowledge and given birth through humility.
Let me school you about the Pope a bit. By the time you were struggling to open your ministry “Mall” in 2004 after serving as an assistant pastor in the Armor of God church in Lagos, this Pope (our Holy Father) was an Archbishop of Buenos Aires and a Cardinal. Pope Francis led the Argentine church during the December 2001 protest, that the administrations of Nestor Kirchner and Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner considered him a political rival because he fought the social ills in his country.
From your accusation of the Pope as not being Innocent and sacrificing Italy, it shows clearly how impoverished you are with knowledge of world politics or may be blurred by your epicure. Let me school you further. People who can sacrifice human lives are very materialistic in nature. They can go to any length to gain wealth. You boast of becoming a Millionaire at the age of 19, owing to moving trucks of cocoa to the Northern part of Nigeria from your state. Your net worth as at March 26, 2020 is estimated to be $200million. You acquired your private jet in April 2019. Not to mention your gorgeous house with helipad, games village, large swimming pool, furnished with luxury paraphernalia of #800million for a house which is above #400million. This is not to mention your conglomerate. Is it clear to you who can sacrifice for material benefits? Or is amassing wealth part of your mandate? Know this, that your net worth does not amount the number of people he (Pope) shepherds.
As Doctorate degree holder in Human resource management, one will expect fleets of evidential and verifiable statements than street allusions. Then what is your difference with street hawking Pastors? The implication of your statement on the Pope as guilty presents a humongous challenge you have picked for yourself. The Catholic Church might look at you as lost son and still forgives you. Moreover, the Church can never low her majestic self to address bantam pastor like you. This loving nature of the Catholic Church is what has being giving unripe Pastors like you guts to defecate anywhere and go scot-free. This must stop. Respect must be given to whoever earns it. When served with a law suit for defamation of character, I hope that your lawyers are ready with the evidences that the Pope is an accomplice in aiding and abetting the scourge of Coronavirus (Covid-19).
Were you not the Prophet who prophesied the burial date of El-Rufai? He has superseded the date and even won his second term election. The kind of prophets who spoke and it never came to be, can you remind me the kind of prophets they are?
Pope John Paul II was the contention of traducers like you. I suspect your likes to fan the malicious video of that girl who claimed to see him in hell fire. What was she doing there? Was she there for an excursion? People get visions of heaven she gets vision of hell fire. Of course God’s ways are not our’s. As today he has gained the reward of his hard work. I bet you pray through him and you will have more testimonies to give.
Now your obnoxious light is on Pope Francis. I have watched the videos which gave credence to your aspersions. Let us continue our lesson Sir. But before I proceed with the class, let me ask; do you have any little depth of Theology? Well you would have understood what is called religious tolerance. It is all about one’s religious relationship with others. With no disrespect, let me condescend to your level. Relationships in religion are in two fold. The First is called ECUMENISM – it is a religious relationship that promotes unity among Christians of different denominations (Lutherans and Anglicans). The second is called DIALOGUE – it is a religious relationship that promotes cooperation, constructive and positive rapport between people of different religious traditions, at both individual and institutional levels (Christianity and Islam or Christianity and Hinduism). I hope you understand.
Ok. Let’s proceed. Understanding the aforementioned very well is what will make you remove your shoes while entering the Mosque, that is respect for Islamic religious belief, which you were a member.
Let me teach you something you are very ignorant about. You must be symptomatic of what psychologists call self projection. Your greatest mistake is thinking that the method you employ in running your business ministry is the same way the Catholic Church operates, sir sorry to deflate your ego. It is not. The Catholic Church is a systematic organism. Decisions are not taken abruptly by a single person. I hope you are following the lesson. Unlike your ‘ministry’ that you just wake up and buy jet, build a mall for your wife and buy fleet of cars for yourself. No one questions you because it is your personal business. My dear Pastor, the Catholic Church is not like that.
The Catholic Church is the most organized Church in the world and the biggest world charitable organization in the world. You see, the fact that we don’t blow our trumpets does not mean we don’t adhere to the great commission.
My dear Pastor, I believe you are of the Sola Scriptura gene, was it not Jesus who prayed in John 17:21 -22, thus; ‘…that they may all be one. As You, father, are in Me and I am in You, may they also be in us, so that the world may believe it was you who sent me…so that they may be one as we are one”? Was it the prayer of the Pope? Have you stopped believing in Jesus and His words? I thought you are also a prophet? Or you no longer believe in the prophetic nature of Christ? Come to think of it, what are you scared of? If we all become one, Is it not a plus? Are you afraid of losing your relevance? Won’t people bow before you and call you Daddy again and pour you with gifts after promising them healing and material prosperity? (I don’t want to delve into how you use psychology to play with the intelligence of even the uneducated elites and smidgen minds) Will it be painful for such a glory to elude you? Let me advice you. Learn to earn genuine respect, it last forever, but respect maneuvered comes to nothing when the truth is revealed.
You should be knowledgeable with history, that the Catholic Church had withstand serious faultfinders who were even Authorities in their disciplines and at the end left scars of humility on them as she teaches them what they are ignorant of. For as Confucius would say; ‘real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance’.
I respect you so much, yet you are forcing me to gauge you as a road-side Theologian, battling with the understanding of Alpha, beta etc in Greek. That is why I must thank the Holy mother Church who did not even waste energy in looking at your statements or pay heed to it, lest she waste the energy she is using to pray against this scourge of Covid – 19 and comforting the people of God in these trying moments.
I hope you are conversant with the documents I mentioned above. Please if you are not. You have to apologize to your members and resume Theological studies. I can recommend some for you.
My advice to you is to make necessary apology, focus on consoling your people, pray for the sick, protect your family and make sure you stay safe and wash your hands against Coronavirus and issues you know nothing about. By so doing your Parents will be proud of you wherever they are, especially our respected Daddy Imoudu Sule, Lizzy your beloved wife will so cherish you and your beloved children will know you are their hero.
May I allow you to now go on break for our lesson for now is over. Ignorance when tried to kill in humility becomes knowledge. Needless to say why Wayne Dyer will say, ‘the highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about’ I hope you have added to your reservoir of knowledge and kill your ignorance in humility. God bless.

Powersurge:



Fulani herders. Are you one. Stoping making stupid face in my mention. I don't have apology for what I said.

Is it ur face

ProudBiafran:


Did your fathers have conscience?

Childish brain I pity ur life

stonegarden:
Good morning Middlebelt and Nigeria. You people joined hands to slaughter igbos now it's your turn

Do u have conscience at All?

Powersurge:
This people to be taught a lesson. They need to be hit VERY hard.

Which people pls