MiVida:
So I took ill and couldn't attend lectures, there was no power supply since the previous night, so my ba3 was dead and no one could reach me. Already I knew my course mates would come to check on me. I was very glad they came tho but the last guy that came got me really uncomfortable throughout his stay.

At first, he asked for food, I had to ask myself if this guy really came to see me or came to eat at my place. So I told him where to find the noodles and eggs to prepare for himself. After cooking and eating to his satisfaction, I noticed he went out to keep the plate in the kitchen, he came back into the room and bolted the door, that didn't bother me yet not until he came to sit beside me on the bed and pushed up my chest/breast n said "aah bro, your chest is really big oo, if you catch a lady eehn, she'll be dead by morning" we both laughed and I thought that was it.

Another thing was, he came more closer to me while I was chatting with my girlfriend on my phone and started rubbing his legs against mine, oh my God, I almost screamed at him and hit him but kept my cool, I moved my leg away and he brought his closer again and rubbed it against mine again, I just had to stand up and went outside the corridor until he was tired of staying inside and told me he was leaving and I bid him goodbye... How do I avoid this guy? Could he be gay or I'm just over thinking things

And he is a cute dude with nice lips LMAO

pansophist:
I've not seen kidney bean in Nigeria before.

Come Jos bro kidney beans plenty n cheap

Offpoint:

Funny part, I became her favorite neighbour after the incident.

She know her boundaries, being quiet doesn't me the evil part is dead... I just don't unleash un-necessarily.

I can relate to dis. I dealt with my neighbor de same way i told her am a quite guy oo but she shud not push me and now I greet her she reply me unlike bfore i fought her

DrMuzungu:


No, just used to shop there every week a few years ago. It could as well be Wuse market, Nyanya market or any other but who cares about her age? No disrespect for Linda, but why the h3ll is that important to anybody else.

Nobody care about her age sha

DrMuzungu:
Lilke seriously... how will the knowledge of her exact age affect the price of spring onions on Garki market?

Lolz u de sell for garki market?

eTECTIV:
And den U posed for pictures with dem ryt? If U have to do a good deed as such, leave out d cameras... Dis is no longer a gud deed

And what hve you done to your fellow human before?

07038730275

Lavoca:
Can it be unlaminated?

Big OYO

heskeyw:

The best tribe I have ever seen in Nigerian, una hospitality level is out of this world. Only problem is that your language is very hard and difficult to learn, sounds like Chinese. I still keep in touch with most of irigwe students till date. One day, I will come bk to celebrate zarachi festival with you people.

Lolx you re not de first say dat
We welcome people of every race and ethnicity but sometimes dey take advantage of us...
How can we kip in touch aside NL?

aaronson:
Guilty of no 8.

I'm insomniac. That means my kidney would soon get ruined so I will soon die. You people should tell me RIP now oooo, Not when someone will now die, you will now be saying RIP then I wouldn't truly know who truly loves me and means it.

U be mumu. Which kind rough play is dis

IamPlato:
you Be Goat

Mind your business bro

heskeyw:

I served in chinye village in miango town. The town is occupied by Irigwe people.

Oh really? Am an irigwe by tribe bro
How did my people treat you man?

Mind your own business pls

heskeyw:

When I was in bassa, we use to cook egwusi soup and keep for 1week without it getting sour. Egwusi soup is known for getting easily soured but in plateau, na different story. During January, we don't fetch water and keep it overnight. The water go turn to ice.

Which district u served in bassa? Cos am dats my local government

Chrissuarez:
Back then in Jos.. During harmattan we used to boil water for washing plates in the morning... So imagine water wey you go use bath

Yes i can relate to dis too we used to boil water to wash clothes like 2016 when de weather drop 7 degree around january am a jos indegene but i dnt enjoy dat cold

heskeyw:

Lol. Not ice throughout ooo, a thin layer of ice go cover the water, especially if u use iron bucket to fetch the water,

Lolx am Jos guy
Yes but wont freeze like normal ice but a layer of ice will be form... During hammatan i sleep with converse shoes though

Hmm nawa i no knw say guys dey self-service like dis oo

jasonclement:
lagos

Ok now lagosian

jasonclement:
oboi we chop am. Guy Jo's sweet dat tym ooo

Yeah even now but not like bfore
Where are u now?

Dlordsamurai:
thats because you were fortunate and lucky because from 12 midnight to 2 in the morning are the most dangerous times of the day.

I can relate to this
Let me share my story
Around November 2016 when i was in school in jos so we went to an excursion in abuja spent two days came back Around 12:30am we were told those that wanted to go home shud stay in de buses dat brought us to jos
To cut de story short i was drop at my areas junction use legs trek bak home thats around 1:00am and moon was full as i was walking to my place I'll be hearing as if someone is following me at my back I will turned and I will not see anything as I. Reach a certain place i turned and behold a group of Dogs behind me like 2ft distance they were not growling or barking at me only following me till am about to reach home when i turned dey all disappeared into thin air... Dat was i became frightened to de extend dat i felt sick

jasonclement:
lol,memories,I hear say dat ejidike bread still day ooo.i miss day to day bread sha lol

Yes Ejidike dey oo
But dat Day to day bread i doubt is still in existence wat of champions bread

Ok Allah ya kai mu lafiya

jasonclement:
I stayed at haliru street

Our house use to be at mallam kure street after Ejidike bread now in FCT

Pearlyakin:
We no go gree tomorrow, we must protest against bad governance

I sense online protester here

Young03:
RIP to those that will be killed tomorrow during the protest


I no go near them

Do you know whether if you would be the one who will die?

jasonclement:
I swear bro, who doesn't know chimex if one live @ chobe,haliru street,muhammed duwada,moonshine, with his swag ontop and that his shop where he sells CD plates and shoes. RIP chimex

U stay in Chobe too? Dat primary sch close to fatima is der place

Cutezt:

It is not an allegation, Prince, the guy killed yesterday is someone i know very well, he is igbo, his brother is currently in Ghana and is planning on returning to avenge his brothers death as those that killed prince are his friends, they schooled together in Jos, we used to roll together before, i can tell you how many of my Igbo friends are cultists, amongst all my friends, just 1 from Jos is a cultist.

Very true dat area Apata, busa buji, laranto, chobe junction is a dangerous place, but e no reach gada biu

I said it... Now it has been confirm

Shun cultism

Am here to read mumu and hypocritical comments of my nigerian youths