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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Chomsky1967(f): 3:32pm On Aug 18, 2020
Iyajelili:
I will not choke on my own laugh o. Haba! This is too much now
I dey tell you. I've been laughing like mad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Chomsky1967(f): 10:25am On Aug 11, 2020
Shariiiif:
https://naca.gov.ng/recruitment-form/

National Agency for Control of Aids.
There are just two positions available here, its not a mass recruitment.
Romance / Re: Resurfaced: I Don't Love Him But This Is Happening, Advice Needed. by Chomsky1967(f): 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2020
Chinkos99:
Our company recently employed this guy, we worked in the same company before, then he was a manager and i was a junior staff.

I left the company years ago and joined another, so few months ago he got employed in my new office as a Director.

When he resumed, being that i knew him before, i started playing around with him, like when he was introduced to us, i was like oo, common, i hug him tightly and people were surprise at our closeness before i informed them that we have worked together before.

I am a jovial person, so each time i go around his office, i will call him boyfriend, my love, hope no girl is trespassing cos i will fight o and his subordinates will laugh and say you are not serious.

On the job, we get to work together at times cos i am a Manager now, we go for meetings etc, then some of his job includes doing some short production, even though i am not employed as a video producer, i told him i can do those for him personally, cos i recently learn those, he was surprise before but he decided to give me a try, i did it for him and he liked it, he became close and said i was helping him solve alot of problems.

Recently when he comes to my office, he will ask my PA where is my woman and that one will laugh knowing i started it but i just thought that was it though.

So last month when we went to the Palms Mall, to seek for permission to film their facilities in the short production work we had, we were together then he decided to do some shopping, i helped him carry the things he bought and just had fun, he took me to shoprite and ask me to shop, i just pick two things, drink and rice and he said is that all i said yes, he started showing me things, take this, take that i said i was okay, that it wasnt appropriate to come here and start shopping like its month end. So we left, in the car he said, you do have some very good attribute girl, i said like what, he said never mind and we drove off.

After that he started asking if we can have lunch but most time our lunch time dont sync, so i told him not to worry, then he asked for a dinner, i close late, im a workaholic, so most times i will agree but i will work till 9pm and he would have waited and get tired and left.

Finally i get to have a dinner date with him and he ask if we could do this more often, i said why not boyfriend jokingly, the next time we were having dinner, I said boyfriend let me greet that guy there, i really needed to meet him, he has a contact i need for work, he held me and said you call me boyfriend jokingly, i want you to mean it lol.

After i met with the guy, he started telling me how he loved me and how he will really love us to be in a relationship, he doesnt expect a yes and he knows its so wrong on all level because we work in the same place, but i can think about it and give him a response later that he will respect any decision i make.

I said thank you o, but since then, dude is so soft and nervous when he sees me, i can see the butterflies even when we are in a client meeting.

Even though he tries not to make it obvious at work, after work he is all over me

Last night we were together, i told him i am scared as he is almost 40 and not married, that i believe any guy who gets to that age, with enough money but has not married is a play boy lol. He couldn't say a word for like some minutes then he said, yes i am old enough to have been married and i had relationships, beautiful relationships with wonderful women, some didn't work because of my mistakes and because of things i neglected and some didn't work because it was not meant to work, but above all have learnt alot to be at least a better man and i am ready to make it work this time i promise, i have no doubt if you are the right girl because have known you for long and have never had a second thought about my woman, so forgive me for not making it work all these while, i want to make it right this time - MEHN THOSE WORDS RINGS IN MY HEAD LIKE KILODE, i loved the fact that he didnt put the blame on the ladies he's dated.

Now on my own side, I do not feel anything for him but i like him alot, i like that we should be hanging out, go out, do dinner and talk from morning tonight but i do not feel anything aside that. What do you guys advise.
Give me his number let me ask him something

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Romance / Re: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by Chomsky1967(f): 9:30pm On Jul 30, 2020
kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday
Everyday? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked are you newlyweds? Chai that chemistry must be mad ooooo. You, the OP and the other guy that commented after him (yanabesee1)are the real MVPs
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Chomsky1967(f): 8:34am On Jul 24, 2020
OjogbonSkilash:


DSS early this year? That's 'super' connection. I am not surprised if the person got in. But then DSS only accept 2:2 for bsc at minimum, upper for HND.

Meanwhile, I will appreciated a link up if possible, I currently need help in that regards, I don't know what's going on with the current recruitment.
Yea, both of her parents work there. No link up my brother
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Chomsky1967(f): 8:46pm On Jul 21, 2020
soso208:
Is It possible for someone that graduated with 3rd class degree to work with DSS?
Yes, I know someone, she got in early this year

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Family / Re: MY FEARS ARE GETTING REAL. by Chomsky1967(f): 8:20am On Jul 20, 2020
OE0705:
sir/ma uboma, please let me explain things for you clearly either through mailing or WhatsApp or phone call.
Please which do you prefer I use...by the time am done explaining things to you am sure you would help in soliciting help for us.
I just can't spill out the beans here our people will know who it is by the time I am done, please bear with me.
Ma'am at this point you really should not care about your people knowing you are asking for help!!! If they cared/mattered that much you would not be doing this in the first place.
You should be as open as possible here for this help you desperately need else... Cos its beginning to smell like a scam.
I'll advice you chill on here for now, save strength and energy for your bundle of joy that is almost here. Help will come from the most unexpected place. Congrats in advance

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by Chomsky1967(f): 3:26pm On Jul 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


Please dear, send to me as well. Thank you.

Sixfeetbelle@gmail.com
Why did you have to do this again? Haba!
Family / Re: I Don't Just Know by Chomsky1967(f): 1:20am On Jul 17, 2020
Hang in there friend
Family / Re: MY FEARS ARE GETTING REAL. by Chomsky1967(f): 7:21pm On Jul 16, 2020
OE0705:
I am taking this time out to thank everyone who has in one or two ways helped my course.
miarose your help went a long way in getting
A baby cot
The baby's wear for the naming ceremony.
Some baby essentials.
Thanks again.
Nothing is too small.
Naming ceremony?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Chomsky1967(f): 7:18pm On Jul 15, 2020
praxs:


what agencies falls under the capital market? Sec and which other organ8zations can a senator who is a committee member under capital market can influence.
Stock exchange
Travel / Re: Animals At Kofar Gamji Park, Kaduna: A Visit After Reopening (Photos & Video) by Chomsky1967(f): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2020
mansakhalifa:


Damn... Six hundred!? Why's it so low?

How do they take care of those animals on such meagre admission fees.

Healthy menagerie they've got there though.
Its less than 600 in the Jos wildlife park. You can even bargain for a discount if you are more than 3

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Family / Re: Pidgin English Zone: Come Yarn Ya Mind! Wetin Be Ya Problem? by Chomsky1967(f): 11:38pm On Jun 02, 2020
Onego:
See me see gobe o, I get somebody wen I dey teach her children for private lesson before na so she ask me make I stop, when coro start o, so some days back she call me ask how I dey I tell her fine o, she ask say how I dey cope, na so I tell her say na God dey keep me, so she say okay say make I come her house say at least she get something for me and say the kids go like see me, so when I get close to their house na so she call me say she no want visitors o, but I go fit see them through the window oo, just imagine o
Which kain thing be this, I just dey imagine how you felt. God Abeg bless all teachers on earth here first.
My prayer na for things to go back to normal, make person see work do.
Health / Re: Plateau Records First COVID-19 Death, As Governor Lalong Addresses The State by Chomsky1967(f): 9:14pm On May 17, 2020
JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
But you were golfing yesterday, enjoying yourself in a beautiful and serene environment, but the good people of Plateau suffering at home with empty stomach


Lockdown is for the poor....
I see them pass everyday, sirens blaring from my window and just shake my head. I take solace by the dam, at least they can't deprive us of the beauty and cool breeze of lamingo dam.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sustainable Development International Susdevi by Chomsky1967(f): 7:46am On May 01, 2020
Guys guess what I just saw? These guys never tire?

Religion / Re: Sheikh Anbal: "Use The Hand Of A Girl Child Slave If You Want To Masturbate" by Chomsky1967(f): 10:07pm On Apr 30, 2020
"Al Qadi said: Sexual intercourse with an animal during fasting also requires an Atonement"

After fasting this would be normal? I give up finally cry cry

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Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by Chomsky1967(f): 12:43pm On Apr 22, 2020
PUSSYHOE:
80 000 application and not even one person I know from 20 states of the federation know about it.
Its baffling! This government has failed woefully.
Family / Re: Make This Heat No For Kill You, Mini Ac Available. Cheap And Affordable by Chomsky1967(f): 7:18pm On Apr 17, 2020
Ayomide323:

Seems you dnt have eyes
Coming from someone in sales? That was very unnecessary, you should have ignored.

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Family / Re: At the right time by Chomsky1967(f): 11:30am On Apr 12, 2020
Joy099:
Hi,

I'm Temi Joy, a lady in her early 30's, I'm yoruba, I live in Lagos, I have heard of people saying they met their partners here, we might be lucky to meet each other, if you are the one be kind to send an email to me and let see how it goes joyovercatering@gmail.com. Please you should be 30 and above. Goodluck to us.
All the best! Hopefully there are still some sensible ones here
Family / Re: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by Chomsky1967(f): 11:15pm On Mar 06, 2020
Ineedtoheal:

No one says it must lead to marriage oga. why keep what you don't need? If You really don't see yourself in few years time with someone, why waste their time? did you really read all I wrote? coz if you did, you wouldn't have make this comment.
I have begged him on several occasions to end things with me if he knows we don't have a future together but he refused. Mind you, it's not just a Nigerian thing. you guys are so quick in calling Nigerian girls out.
What does this even mean? You can't take a walk?

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Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by Chomsky1967(f): 11:25am On Feb 19, 2020
HarunaWest:
His own is even better than mine...Me I may stay at home for one full month or above that. i.e from work to house then next day work again...But the day I will decide to do yawo with them Boyz...She won't see me for 2-3 days straight..I can't come and go and kill maself...
Sanu ko, sarkin yawo
Family / Re: He Ate The Chicken Gizzard Meant For Elders. Please Advice. by Chomsky1967(f): 11:07am On Feb 19, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
lolz.... You try... Which year are you? ..stay blessed





Graduated '15
Family / Re: He Ate The Chicken Gizzard Meant For Elders. Please Advice. by Chomsky1967(f): 8:01pm On Feb 18, 2020
babyfaceafrica:


Hahahaha.. I guess you love sociolingustics, where you can write and write....i won't lie that syntax is not hard, it is abstract.. So you need to read it over and over again...then it becomes easy... Hope you are doing fine sha... When will you finish at school
Socio, applied and semantics. Morphology too.
Family / Re: He Ate The Chicken Gizzard Meant For Elders. Please Advice. by Chomsky1967(f): 3:09pm On Feb 18, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
I am Your uncle then.. A syntax man... Nice meeting you
Syntax... No matter what I did, I always managed to just pass it by whiskers. Much respect uncle syntax
Family / Re: He Ate The Chicken Gizzard Meant For Elders. Please Advice. by Chomsky1967(f): 12:47pm On Feb 18, 2020
babyfaceafrica:


Love your handle.. Are you relates to the great linguist Noam chomsky?
Thanks. I'm his daughter from one of the universities in northern nigeria
Family / Re: He Ate The Chicken Gizzard Meant For Elders. Please Advice. by Chomsky1967(f): 6:14pm On Jan 28, 2020
chii8:
What am I doing with those when the wings are readily available...
Your head is there! Wings, back and neck for me. I dash whoever the remaining parts.
Family / Re: Woman Who Delivered Set Of Twin In March Delivers Another Set In December by Chomsky1967(f): 6:07pm On Jan 17, 2020
sexymoma:
After now some pple go say God Nor Dey angry
I'd love this when I get married
Health / Re: OHAI Changed The Life Of A 72-Year-Old Woman Through Surgery (Photos) by Chomsky1967(f): 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2020
Vicben:
According to her, she did not know that the condition was curable, and because they did not also have the means, they accepted the condition as the perfect will of God.

There are many people like her out there who have accepted and are living with such similar conditions as a result of ignorance and poverty!
Such a pity. I wish more people and organizations would come in. Myself included

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Family / Re: Mention Your Birthday And Find Your Twin Here by Chomsky1967(f): 10:12pm On Jan 13, 2020
Greatzeus:

Yes you right smiley Happy new week cool
Delete the number
Family / Re: Mention Your Birthday And Find Your Twin Here by Chomsky1967(f): 4:18pm On Jan 13, 2020
Greatzeus:

Yes you right smiley Happy new week cool
email not functional, quote me on an old thread with your number
Health / Re: OHAI Changed The Life Of A 72-Year-Old Woman Through Surgery (Photos) by Chomsky1967(f): 4:14pm On Jan 13, 2020
Im wondering why she had to live with this condition for so long!
Family / Re: Mention Your Birthday And Find Your Twin Here by Chomsky1967(f): 3:11pm On Jan 12, 2020
Greatzeus:

Wow at last shocked my bday buddy. Glad to know chomsky1967 cool
Could there be other things we share in common? wink hope you were not born in 1967 though cheesy
Naaaaa I wasn't born in '67. There might be things in common...

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