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Romance / Re: SEE WHAT I Found When I Googled This...Magic to Lasting Longer in Bed [Picture] by chris2face(m): 5:33pm On Apr 30, 2019
iLegendd:
If you need the free version of Lasticle, drop your email and you'll get it today or tomorrow.
Good pm please how do I get this ur books seeing they say is believing am based in Enugu
Nairaland / General / Re: If It Was Possible, Would You Want To Know The Date You Will Die On? by chris2face(m): 10:19am On Apr 10, 2019
Craziestgirl:
Yes. If I have advance notice,
I will take mega-loans from all the banks,
after I'm gone, they can redeem their loans from my corpse.
Sorry mam but that's wicked
Romance / Re: Can You Forfeit Your Oversea Trip To Keep Your Relationship by chris2face(m): 5:03pm On Apr 07, 2019
HELL NO!! !
Romance / Re: Babes Pls Name One Or Two Things Guys Wear That You Dislike by chris2face(m): 5:00pm On Apr 07, 2019
I detest guys that sag I don't do that shit
Romance / Re: Statements/words You Frequently Hear In Prostitute's House Or Brothel by chris2face(m): 8:39pm On Mar 26, 2019
[quote author=Obainoneandonly post=77013665]a friend of mine took me to a joint last two years after telling me about this superb ashi chick dats new in the joint.
we got there saw the girl and she was super hot,he told me dat he Will have her first which I agreed.....while they went inside to do d needful ,all of a sudden one very fine, yellow,endowed lady approached me and whispered in my ears "bros come I go suck your prick,give you lap dance and Bleep you from back" I followed her without hesitating and had a mind blowing experience....my guy and d girl later came out and started looking for me,called my number, for where,I dey on top of toto.......after I came out and d Lady saw where have been all dis while she approached d girl and they had a verbal ultracation [/qquoteAre u serious dude what then is the cause of the problem cause u went for someone else
Romance / Re: Statements/words You Frequently Hear In Prostitute's House Or Brothel by chris2face(m): 8:37pm On Mar 26, 2019
Op I hail oh which levels u come dey now

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Romance / Re: Hey Friends! by chris2face(m): 9:32pm On Oct 05, 2018
Jarizod MackBrooklyn These guys i think deactivated a long time
Romance / Re: What Drugs Can I Take To Me Boost My Sexual Performance by chris2face(m): 8:21pm On Oct 01, 2018
Guy na tetracycline + flagyl and lemotil u go take or alternatively u take laxative thats bisacodle or u can easily cross the other side by takeing refnol with codeine or take tm 600mg with blackbullets and thank me after u must have passed out


Please say NO to drugs bros no come die ontop tonto no body don ever dig that hole finish abeg

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Paints Her Body With Davido, Burnaboy Faces To Mark Nigeria's Independence by chris2face(m): 7:46pm On Oct 01, 2018
dust144:
I need another country
Sure? Then lets swamp con...........?

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Romance / Re: Muslim Refugee In Italy Destroys Statue Of Virgin Mary With Hammer. by chris2face(m): 5:14pm On Oct 01, 2018
Karlovich:
Good, destroy the statue of that cheating LovePeddler, if only Joseph had known.
Onyeara,ka ara yigbo gi ebe ahu
Career / Re: Which Profession Do You Think Has The Most Rude Set Of People? by chris2face(m): 3:49pm On Sep 27, 2018
Lawbaron:

Lol. When you no dey like pay after you waya. Bros abeg go pay the credit wey you dey hold
haha bros i no dey hold anybody oh in phyno voice ehe i do pay my dues
Politics / Re: Dogara Submits Nomination Form At PDP Headquarters (Photos) by chris2face(m): 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2018
buhariguy:
Finally,
I told the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist that padded dogara and thief saraki were never in apc from day one.

The weakiest people are returning to their evil party.
The party of losers.
The party of the useless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist.
As usuall u made no sense,all ur comment MUST include curse u can always pass ur message across without being childish
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 1:31pm On Sep 13, 2018
cruchenutii:
Hmmmm OP, na dem dey rush you cheesy cheesy cheesy

1. Nkeiru already had a daughter, now has another for you [ baby factory ]
2. "i was drunk", "i never made any move" --- Bruh stop lying
3. Esther called you to plead saying she is sorry
4. Nnenna your new amazing girl who had to quit her habit just for you, while taking care of your child.

My broda, dem dey really rush you grin grin grin
I will just ingnore u
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 7:45pm On Sep 11, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
The battle is between Esther and the new girl. But I rather advice you as my own brother, go for the lady that understands you better
Thanks Nwannem
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 7:34pm On Sep 11, 2018
SenorFax:

You don't have to jilt her. Let her know things got complicated, your family is involved and she will be caught up in a bigger mess than you expected, that if anything comes up in the nearest future she won't have to point to the day you convinced her to stay. Think about it, your family will prefer the one that gave you a baby, but their second choice will still fall on the one you've dated for 3years based on familiarity concept (am even sure they choose the baby mama because Esther left). If the new girl is smart enough, she will gladly accept your offer, which was her early offer. She has nothing to loose, but she has every fight to fight should she choose to continue.
will do just that,thanks
Romance / Re: What's That Character You Have That You Don't Want Your Children To Inherit? by chris2face(m): 8:22pm On Sep 10, 2018
Sounde wired but true,picked this terrible habit from my dad,i spend a min of 30mins in the toilet guess what i dnt get to drop big poo only a little quentity no matter the volume of food i take
Is always a nightmare when am travelling on a long trip and feel the need
mehn please dont want that for my children
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2018
nial:
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Whats the meaning of this nial
Romance / Re: Update: I Finally Went To Check On My Girl Friend In Town, This Happened... by chris2face(m): 7:00pm On Sep 10, 2018
tstx:
Break her heart too. tell her bf she has aborted for you not once, not twice, but three times. Atleast na wetim me go do
Dont pay evil with evil op show her ur a real man by moving on is not just meant to be U will locate ur true love soon all the best my friend
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:39pm On Sep 10, 2018
blujoi:
@Op, this is a great analysis of the situation. If I were u, I’ll go with this. Sorry, life doesn’t always workout the way we plan it. Do the needful.

Thanks i have settled for that but my problem is how jilt Nnenna without hurting her
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:34pm On Sep 10, 2018
cruchenutii:
Hmmmm OP, na dem dey rush you cheesy cheesy cheesy
This is not a joke please stop joking with someones feeling please
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:32pm On Sep 10, 2018
Lonestar124:
Chris2life, listen and listen very careful, what your parent said is what you must adhere.
I have thought about that but for the first time in my life i will have to disobey them,i cant see my self staying a full day with her
thanks anyways
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:29pm On Sep 10, 2018
SenorFax:

Yeah, but she has. And guess what, she thought about her options and decided to stay. Never loose such girl
Thanks God bless u for me
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:26pm On Sep 10, 2018
mrkings84:
Just kill ursef..
Delicate situation am in but i d' never consider taking my life that is so mean
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:23pm On Sep 10, 2018
donbachi:
Ur banga don ripe....enjoy
Enjoy kee whats there to enjoy bros if u want to mock me just go ahead and not this please
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:21pm On Sep 10, 2018
SilentBang:
Okay this is super messed up.

Your Baby mama is a No! if you want peace of mind in life.

Your former Girl friend will most likely make the burden easier for you

Let the new girl go. #Ifonlyitbethateasy

Better you than me bro, sucks to be in your shoes man!.
Thanks bro is not been easy for me these days i keep saying if only i had waited a little longer now t dont know how to jilt her considering that was her intial fear
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:17pm On Sep 10, 2018
QueenSekxy:
Lol, you are confused.
I wouldnt be here if am not confused
Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2018
SenorFax:
Your baby mama took advantage of you so first thing first, she's out of the equation.

Esther did what any lady would do, but her feelings made her return to you. That's strong enough to keep her forever.

The new girl is yet to experience conditions which will require her to forgive you anything, so her nature is hiding behind "not Bleep up no problems". In short you are yet to know what her other side looks like.

The real deal now is to measure the quality of Esther with the new girl to know if she's really what you want in place of Esther, ladies have a way of hiding their real self until they have what they want. No saying the new lady could be pretending to accept your kid, but she may have other intentions, Afterall it took you a while to convince her. Am sure at the back of her mind, there is a 50-50% chance of her staying or going, while for Esther there is 90% chance of her staying, even 95%.

In the situation you put yourself, what you need is someone who loves you more than you love her, only that person can choose to overlook this flaws and mess you've created. You know who all the arrows point to, choose wisely.

May God be with you bro.
Thanks so much bro i really appreciate am thinking of the same thing,the devil i no i think will be better than an angel i dnt no but i never envisalged that Esther will come

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Romance / Re: Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 6:08pm On Sep 10, 2018
rottennaija:


In the words address to Khan in the movie, 'My name is Khan, even this one, I can't fix.
Kindly move on if u have got nothing tangible to say
Romance / Am Stucked With 3 Ladies What Do I Do Guys by chris2face(m): 4:51pm On Sep 10, 2018
Good day Ladies and Genetlemen here
Please am currently in a mess,but before u crucify me please read through
I meet Esther and we feel in love with each other,she isnt from my tribe but i love her very much,3 years into dating i made the bigest mistake of my life,i meet Nkeiru my tribe
Nkeiru is a single mum going through tough times,on one occasion her daugter became very sick and she came crying to me since i could help i helped her by paying for her daughter's hospital bills (my biggest mistake) since she is igbo we came friends just ordinary friends then on eve of new year,i hosted my club members and since they are all igbos i decided to asked Nkeiru to come assisct me in cooking since my girlfriend is not igbo and at that point she lost her Dad and went for the buriel
After everything she said is already late and couldnt go that night long story cut short we had sex how it happened i dont know for real all i remembered and still remember is that i was drunk that night dont get me wrong i never made any move only woke up to find her beside me stack naked
I was mad asked her to leave my house and never come close to me her response was that given a second chance she d' still do what she did how am a good guy despite helping her finacially i never asked for anything in return i made her leave and never ever come close to me but faith has others things in mind
One month after she came back she is pregnant,i wont lie i asked her to abort it she vehemently refused i had no option than to let her be but told her i will have notthing to do with her and our only business is the child,less i forget i did a DNA test after she gave birth and it shows am the father
Now my girlfriend learnt about it and she became devastated it really got to her and after accusing me of leaving her just cause she isnt my tribe she broke up with me
After like 6 months i meet another amazing lady told her my story and she was cool with it since am no longer with any of them,note initially she declined that she is scared they wil one day come especially my child's mum,it took me a while to convince her otherwise
The problem now is this my family are of the opionin that i should continue with the one that has a child for me and that my child happiness should come first,now Esther recently started calling me that she is sorry for judging me that she meet with my child's mother and she confirnmed our only business is our daughter
Am confused,i dnt know what to do,should i just be with someone i dnt love so my daughter wont grow up in a broken home or should i just continue with Esther considering what we have been through after 3 years and or should they just remain in my past and continue with Nnenna my new amazing girl who had to qiut her habit just for me while taking care of my child
Nlners this my dilemma ingnore errors please not in my right frame of mind

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Pets / Re: Would You Allow Your Dog To Kill A Thief/Robber In Your Home? by chris2face(m): 4:39pm On Sep 09, 2018
Thobilobah:
You do know that you would be held responsible because the dog is your property so you will take responsibility for whatever damages it causes.Very Soon your pet will take delight in killing and then who knows who will be next. don't think of allowing such. dogs are for security purposes and should not become murderers
Ok i loved the way u made ur point known unlike some guys here,Respect
Romance / Re: Beautiful Water Fall (photo) by chris2face(m): 8:27pm On Sep 08, 2018
dannyrhymes600:
reminds me of one yoruba girl that has eczema around her cat region
Gosh!? Bros why na?
*spitsrunsoutofthread*:>
Romance / Re: If Your Past Relationship Was A Movie,what Will You Name It? by chris2face(m): 8:23pm On Sep 08, 2018
I d' name mine Eye Opener cause it really opened my eyes

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