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Politics / Re: Presidential Debate Timetable Confirmed, Debate Dates Are Feb 1 and Feb 8! by Chris95(m): 8:33pm On Jan 27, 2015
This is wat av bin waiting 4..
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate Timetable Confirmed, Debate Dates Are Feb 1 and Feb 8! by Chris95(m): 8:24pm On Jan 27, 2015
This is wat av bin watin 4
Politics / Re: AIT Online Presidential Poll Live GMB currently leading by Chris95(m): 9:34am On Jan 27, 2015
They should organize a debate between d both of them dat will b televised live...where both can come and challenge each other's idea and philosophy nd nt some stupid online poll where one person can vote a thousand times...
Health / Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Chris95(m): 4:17pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Another dirty one.

lol...bt i bet uve gobbled dirtier ones grin
Health / Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Chris95(m): 1:10am On Jan 22, 2015
F*uck dis!! We dnt need a manual on our d*cks...we already knw hw to do d needful.

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Celebrities / Re: Flavour And Chidinma Take Their Love To Another Level by Chris95(m): 10:12pm On Jan 19, 2015
Chi so ur nw cheatin on me nd ur nt evn scared to post d pix... cry
Romance / Re: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by Chris95(m): 9:45pm On Jan 19, 2015
Beautiful gurls allova d world i kuld b chasing bt my time wuld b wasting *hummin*....
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have I Done Wrong To You People? by Chris95(m): 9:17pm On Jan 19, 2015
rubey:


0*0*39*467* do the math, my number is defiantly in there cheesy


Damn! Gurl ur too fine...who gave u d permission to b dt fine??! I shuld arrest U angry
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Stuns In A New Look, Dumps Her Trademark Low-Cut For Braids - Pic by Chris95(m): 1:28am On Jan 19, 2015
Chidinma ma luff... cheesy
Romance / Re: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by Chris95(m): 11:28am On Jan 13, 2015
streetzdreamz:
@op u r 100percent normal inasmuch as something stil turns u on in a lady aside boobs n bums,mine boils down to being a misogynist. Right from ma childhood,kinda hate anything feminine,nfn interests me about a lady,folks around me tagged me *gay* backden in sec cuz ladies are just a big turn off for me,boobs aint ma thing ma greatest turn off bout a lady is d punny,man dt sh*t disgusts me dunno why,n I see bums as just an overhyped piece of fat....like u rightly said t keeps d lil man incheck unlike oda guys who goes berserk @ d sight of boobs and bums,pple say ts weird buh I fink ts unique.
Nigga ur gay! chikena!

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Politics / Re: Cloned PVCs Cannot Be Used On Election Day – Jega by Chris95(m): 9:20am On Jan 13, 2015
I would love to see a public debate btw the PDP presidential candidate GEJ and APC presidential Candidate Buhari let dem both Come out and confront each other with ideas and Questions and stop dis deir Open Insults....I hope such a tin can b organized...#GEJ&BUHARIdebate
Family / Re: Guys: Can You Do All These For Your Beloved Wife? [Photos] by Chris95(m): 8:56am On Jan 13, 2015
Bleep!! Hell naw!! angry
Education / Re: Why Are Nigerian Lecturers Wicked To Their Students? (Photo) by Chris95(m): 2:01pm On Jan 11, 2015
Some r scared of deir students being greater dan dey are...Dey r sadists.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by Chris95(m): 1:56pm On Jan 11, 2015
Its sumwia out dia

Car Talk / Re: Meet Nigerians Who Own Bugatti Veyron Car(Photos) by Chris95(m): 3:10pm On Jan 10, 2015
This car beta b able to fly, move on water and under water , go invisible, move on 2 tyres and evn tranform to Optimus prime if nt its nt worth it.. angry

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Education / Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Chris95(m): 3:55am On Jan 04, 2015
It can serve as an encouragement 2 the girl... neva knew parents lyk dt existed.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by Chris95(m): 3:12am On Jan 04, 2015
Personally I dnt evn want shii lyk dat...dats some awkward shii.
Politics / Re: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by Chris95(m): 2:20am On Jan 04, 2015
Juliaann:
I will be the last Mumu to fall for this lies never!!


GEJ till 2019 whether devil likes it or not that's his business

Ur my nairaland crush..do u knw dt

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Romance / Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by Chris95(m): 1:32am On Jan 04, 2015
Y r u bothered bruh?? Its nt lyk she mentioned a price...so jux give ha a warm hug...dt shuld do it. smiley
Romance / Re: Dating Someone Who Doesn't Have A Car Is....inconvenient" by Chris95(m): 8:02pm On Dec 25, 2014
nanauju:
pls tell her to go get hers first...

I tink I luv u already embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Shows Off His New Man. by Chris95(m): 7:45pm On Dec 25, 2014
God!! Wat is dis?? embarassed
Romance / Re: He Dropped Them In A Dustbin by Chris95(m): 9:38am On Dec 11, 2014
He was jux hungry..chikena!! Next tym b4 u go out prepare a meal and if u knt mek sure u bring back one evn if its 4rm a weddin or u bought it at crunchies..doesnt matter as long as d stomach gets filled.
Ur bf tokn food ur tokn shirts!! angry

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Forum Games / Re: How Many Cats Are There?? by Chris95(m): 3:40am On Dec 11, 2014
EroticAngelina:
5 cats. the rest are mirror reflections.

And i used to think u were smart...smh cry
Crime / Re: Suspected Armed Robber Stabs Self To Evade Prosecution In Ondo by Chris95(m): 10:03pm On Dec 10, 2014
On the neck or on the chest?? Where did he really stab himself?? undecided
Agriculture / Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by Chris95(m): 11:22am On Dec 07, 2014
datalossvictim1:
Aawww she's a cutie!!! Name her Mina!

She better not end up in your pot angry

What makes u so sure is a she? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Chris95(m): 2:07pm On Dec 05, 2014
Hw i took care of mine den was to imagine sum1 cutting my dick with a chain saw or choppn it with a butcher's knife, pourin hot oil on it...trust me it works evwitym grin . Bt nw am resistant to dt shit cool
Politics / Re: World Remembers Nelson Mandela Today. by Chris95(m): 1:11pm On Dec 05, 2014
So its one year already shocked
Romance / Re: Ooni Of Ife's Son Proposes To Girlfriend On His Knees. [photos] by Chris95(m): 12:54pm On Dec 05, 2014
All d ladies shouting aaaawwwwn...I knw its because of dt shiny bling ryt dia nd nt because u tink its cute. grin

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Politics / Re: I Stopped FG From Transferring Our N12bn To Abia – Gov Amaechi by Chris95(m): 3:41am On Dec 05, 2014
This man is obsessed with fighting the Federal Govt ..

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Politics / Re: Dakuku Peterside Set To Replace Amaechi As Rivers Governor by Chris95(m): 3:38am On Dec 05, 2014
Nufn to say..jux passing grin
Politics / Re: Suspected Female Terrorist Arrested In Maiduguri With Bomb In Food Flask by Chris95(m): 3:27am On Dec 05, 2014
Gud one...am really impressed. But y wuld an elderly woman b a part of dis?? cry

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Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by Chris95(m): 6:44pm On Nov 27, 2014
Hehehe...funni thread. Av neva bin embarrassed b4 tho i guess av bin lucky... bt av had some rili tensed experiences.
Bt ryt nau is all abt d Benjamins... the more successful u r d mre chicks b drooling ova u.

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