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Romance / Re: Ladies What Qualities Do You Look Out For In A Man? by chrislu(m): 8:07am On Mar 26, 2015
Ishilove:

Purrrrrrrrrrrr...
come closer let me rub ur neck and tickle ur belle, I love cats.

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Romance / Re: Ladies What Qualities Do You Look Out For In A Man? by chrislu(m): 9:05pm On Mar 25, 2015
Ishilove:

Meeeow... wink

That shirt thing is kind of sexy grin
hey kitty kitty!!!
Romance / Re: Ladies What Qualities Do You Look Out For In A Man? by chrislu(m): 6:19pm On Mar 25, 2015
U'll never know who u'll end up with, my current babe lacks most attributes I used 2 seek in a lady. For me, once u've a nice character and have a sharp emotional side, we're good to go.

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Romance / Re: My Ordeal With A CALABAR GIRL- My Story by chrislu(m): 1:16pm On Mar 03, 2015
Mehnnnnn! Do u wanna kill us? I enjoy reading ur story though cus I was jst anticipate d next blunder. Sure sey no b dis ur grammar nak dat girl epilepcy.

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Romance / Re: Busty Vs Assernal Guys What's Your Taste by chrislu(m): 3:55pm On Mar 02, 2015
I used 2 b a man u fan till they 4kd up in d premier league, now ama die hard arsenal fan, I luv em big apple shaped booty, wen u slap em u see some ripples, u catch ma drift? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Nairalander Would You Spend A Romantic Holiday With by chrislu(m): 3:50pm On Mar 02, 2015
See as love dey smell 4 dis place.
Romance / Re: Smooth Transition From Toasting To Your Bedroom Process ( SAY Technique ) by chrislu(m): 4:29pm On Mar 01, 2015
Dat shud be d fastest way 2 get a free slap from a girl
Romance / Re: GUYS!! Can U Date A Girl For 2 Months Without Her Coming To Your House. by chrislu(m): 4:18pm On Mar 01, 2015
ivyT:
There's no rush,abi the house wan run comot?

Know a lil more bout yourselves first wink
Have u heard about d konji spirit
Romance / Re: GUYS!! Can U Date A Girl For 2 Months Without Her Coming To Your House. by chrislu(m): 5:39pm On Feb 27, 2015
phlio:
sure I can.no big deal love first sex the last
Nice one bro, our ladies need more men like u mehn!
Romance / Re: GUYS!! Can U Date A Girl For 2 Months Without Her Coming To Your House. by chrislu(m): 1:49pm On Feb 27, 2015
ElFenomeno1:


I dated a girl for a few months in the past.

I wasn't sure, i wasn't ready to allow her the luxury to get used to the family and too comfortable around my family house.

I was invited to her house and given the freedom, i didn't have a problem with that.

For me, it means a lot introducing a woman to my family and when i wasn't sure, no one came close.

All history now. #Happily married

Is ur family home the only place u stay?
Romance / GUYS!! Can U Date A Girl For 2 Months Without Her Coming To Your House. by chrislu(m): 9:31am On Feb 27, 2015
My guys, can you be seeing a girl for 2 months without her knowing where u stay? And she doesn't show signs of wanting 2 know where you live.
Romance / Re: Which Of These Guys Is Much Better To Be With? by chrislu(m): 2:28pm On Feb 26, 2015
It's only an hausa guy that can do that number 5.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Want From Men In A Relationship? by chrislu(m): 4:18pm On Feb 25, 2015
They want your love and your attention. Dasall!!!
Romance / Re: Lets Toast In Our Native Language.....#just For Fun# by chrislu(m): 6:56pm On Feb 23, 2015
Nwa di ok! Pino Pino ke ife n'eme zi, nne biagodu k'anyi ga ruo n'isi aja, onwere ihe'm choro igosi gi, ihu ya iga eti nkpu. Nwa di ok ima na i n'eko m, i ma na imara Mma di egwu, le godu gap teeti gi, odizi ka'omu taba gi ataba, nne biko bia sorom k'anyi gaa pia tennis n'ime officim, Agama abu driva ginwa aburu konduktor, i gana akondokti d driving na piecesing ighotago! Nne eh m pia gi 30, ginwa apia m' 40 ighotago, Nne inye m obi gi, Agama etinye ya n'ime banki. Bia sorom m k'anyi na awa godu, ka anyi gaa godu ulo m', ebe ihe diegwu n'eme. I na abia i gote godu rubber abuo ighotago, onye juo gi i gwa ya na ihe ahu bu bolom bolom ighotago.
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson & Mystery Man Loved Up In New Photos by chrislu(m): 4:33am On Feb 19, 2015
BaebieHot:
First thing that captured my eyes was the man's ass crack in the second pic. grin grin grin
*covers eyes*
Really bad! Buh kinda funny lol grin
Romance / Re: Valentine Season Is Here Dedicate A Special Song For Him/her by chrislu(m): 9:44pm On Feb 08, 2015
PLENTYNAIR:
I would have loved to dedicate ALL OF ME by John Legend but I prefer writing my own short piece to the love of my life.

Obim, my darling.
Love of my life.
So pretty and simple.
My beautiful baby,
Asa nwa, Treasure of my life.
Obim, U are my heart beat.
iji ya nwanne.

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Romance / Re: Valentine Season Is Here Dedicate A Special Song For Him/her by chrislu(m): 9:36pm On Feb 08, 2015
I dedicate Ed sheeran - thinking out loud, to my one and only baby, my heart robber, d one dat brings joy to my soul, obim. you all shud endeavour 2 make d best out of this year's val's day.
Romance / Re: What's Your Selling Point? by chrislu(m): 3:17pm On Feb 04, 2015
annycase5:
;DSelling point?well.........its my firm boobs
grin are they big?
Romance / Re: What's Your Selling Point? by chrislu(m): 10:24am On Feb 03, 2015
DoroDiva:
Anything?
Anything!!
Romance / Re: What's Your Selling Point? by chrislu(m): 12:36am On Feb 03, 2015
DoroDiva:
My bosoms cool
i'll do anything 2 date a girl with big tits.
Celebrities / Re: COLOURFUL: Eva Soap Model Jasmine Ijeoma Uche Celebrates Birthday With Dinner by chrislu(m): 4:09pm On Feb 02, 2015
I'll like 2 make dat red nyash mine grin
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Influenced: BBA Huddah Monroe Goes Braless by chrislu(m): 4:01pm On Feb 02, 2015
Dats some cool round juicy juggs. !!Damn!!
Romance / Re: What's Your Selling Point? by chrislu(m): 7:29am On Feb 02, 2015
My height, my chest and my abs, wud have added face but face doesn't count.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by chrislu(m): 9:18pm On Jan 31, 2015
VickyyB:

Hey! Come on girl
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by chrislu(m): 9:38am On Jan 31, 2015
VickyyB:

There's nothing like cabeurator and piston in human anatomy.
It's labia minora and majora not menora and mejora.

It's urinary meatus/orifice not urethra orifis.

You passed the message ignorantly.
Damn girl!!!
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by chrislu(m): 7:24am On Jan 31, 2015
profojah:

The guy said he wanna shift your pelvic girdle, spoil your piston, break your cabeurator, pieces your labia menora, condemn your labia mejora, chop off your urethra orifis, and damage your cltoris.....

Hope I passed the msg?
Ma Nigga! Wuh course are u studying?

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Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by chrislu(m): 6:51pm On Jan 30, 2015
Nneka123:
A cute face

nice hairless chest and a 6 packs of course, but i'll manage 5 undecided grin tongue

nice butt grin

A big cake for the icing tongue grin
Nice butt! Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Hairiest Woman Now On Social Media by chrislu(m): 3:46pm On Jan 30, 2015
Kai!!
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day by chrislu(m): 8:56am On Jan 28, 2015
Dat particular ass though
Romance / Re: outdated by chrislu(m): 5:13pm On Jan 27, 2015
Nneka123:
All your followers are male too, you follow one female to cover up your act undecided see you na!


disgusting gay! phew! i could smell your ass from here. mad goat!
!!DaMn!! Dats so cold.

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