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Politics / Re: The Worst Dressed Governor In Nigeria by chukjojo(m): 11:32am On Mar 13, 2015
Almost everybody above me have said my mind, so i have to change my mind now.
It is Anold Schwarznegger.
Politics / Re: Why We Couldn’t Deploy Troops Against B’Haram -US by chukjojo(m): 11:34pm On Mar 11, 2015
GEJ till Europe start watching NPL football matches.

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Education / Re: Fun Test: Name the Parts of the Body in Your Language! by chukjojo(m): 8:35pm On Mar 09, 2015
bigfrancis21:
IGBO: COMPLETE LIST

1. Hair (.....Aji/Ntutu........)
2. Eyes (....Anya.........)
3. Ears (.....Nti........)
4. Nose (....Imi.........)
5. Chest (...Obi..........)
6. Stomach (.Afo............)
7. Fingers (....Mkpisi Aka............)
8. Knee (..Ikpele...........)
9. Toes (.....Mkpisi Ukwu..........)
10. Head (....Isi...........)
11. Mouth (....Onu...........)
12. Shoulder (....Ubu.........)
13. Arm (....Ogwe Aka.........)
14. Hand (..Aka...........)
15. Leg (...Ukwu..........)
16. Foot (..Okpa...........)
17. Cheek (...Nti......) (With a falling intonation for 'i')
18. Adam's apple (...Asha..........)
19. Breast (..Ala/Ara...........)
20. Umbilicus (...Otubo..........)
21. Abdomen (...Ime afo..........)
22. Groin (....Ngada.........) (Falling tones)
23. Penis (....Amu.........)
24. Vagina (...Otu..........)
25. Thigh (...Apata ukwu/okpa..........)
26. Calf (....Mpala.........)
27. Ankle (...Nkwonkwo ụkwụ.........)
28. Forehead (..ọkpọiso...........)
29. Chin (....Agba.........)
30. Shoulder (..Repetition...........)
31. Arm (....Aka.........)
32. Elbow (......Ikiaka.......)
33. Forearm (....Aka.........)
34. Wrist (...Nkwojiaka..........)

I'm adding these extra body parts:

35. Palm (...Obe Aka)
36. Back (...Azu...)
37. Armpit (...Mkpala abubu...)
38. Face (...Iru/Ihu)
39. Buttocks (...Ike...)
40. Neck (...Onu...)
41. Tongue (...Ile....)
42. Throat (...Akpili...)
44. Pectoralis Major/Chest Muscle (...Akpu Obi...)
44. Biceps/Triceps (...Akpu aka)

i was about to comment with anger thinking is only igbos in diaspora are in this forum, but my persistence in reading comments brought light to my view when i come across your comment. I came to belive that even in mudhouse villages in igbo land, like Achala, Omor, and Anaku, village man like you can still have access to the internet, am so impress, keep it up, you are real son of the soil.



Your moniker should better be biafranis21,
I bu ezigbo nwa'fo igbo

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shoot Worshippers In Kaduna , Kill Six by chukjojo(m): 12:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
bammo:
It happens all the time in southern kaduna and it wont be the last.
Christians should stop allowing these corrupt security-men to foo'l them.
Hey!!!! If you suspect anything fishy, bring out your weapons and defend yourselves
Dont be deceived by a foo'l.

Gone are those days when we seat and wait for heaven to fight 4 us.
Stand up and God will support you like he did 2 the isrealites.

Stand up and say enough is enough
Do not seat and die like cowards
Crime / Re: Pictures Of One Of The Armed Robber Caught This. Morning(viewer Decretion) by chukjojo(m): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2015
acidtalk:
My dear Niger youth, Please in the name of God, you all should concentrate on your future.

Times are getting tougher. Spen less time on facebook, twitter, istagram, BBM and whatsapp if those medium aren't helping your business or career in anyway.

Spend your youth working hard and building a future instead of ending up working in your old days and becoming a liability to family and friends.

Why spend N40, 000 and more on a phone when you don't have a job that gives you at least N400, 000 a month.

What you wear, drive or live is not a definition to your success or happiness. Your real self worth is knowing your future is guaranteed due to the work you have put in place to secure your future.

Karma is real. Whatever you do today you will earn tomorrow.

100% of God's words in the Bible and Quran will come to pass. forget how your religious leaders won't preach the truth for their selfish gains.



I FEAR THAT MAJORITY OF THE YOUTHS OF TODAY WILL LIVE A REGRETFUL LIFE TOMORROW
so me that earn 100.000 naira only in a month from my new job will only use phone of 10.000 naira abi.


Bia kpachakwara anya gi.
Politics / Re: Why My Aide Tore His PDP Membership Card — Governor Dankwambo (photo) by chukjojo(m): 6:00pm On Feb 20, 2015
Season of CARD tearing
anyway, end tym tinz
Crime / Re: Tenant Arrested For Murdering Landlord Over Rent by chukjojo(m): 10:21pm On Feb 15, 2015
Chirolechick:


Abeg no vex, but whoever understands this should please explain to me in lay man terms what this person is talking about here
Crime / Re: Tenant Arrested For Murdering Landlord Over Rent by chukjojo(m): 10:20pm On Feb 15, 2015
Chirolechick:


Abeg no vex, but whoever understands this should please explain to me in lay man terms what this person is talking about here
walahi! Am about asking you self.

Maybe Hon. Patrick Agbahiebon will help or better still you ask google.
Romance / Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chukjojo(m): 11:30pm On Feb 14, 2015
I surppose vote 2day now, what go wrong?
Crime / Re: Ogun Fulani Herdsmen Rape, Kill Mother Of Three by chukjojo(m): 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2015
Dont realy know what to say, but that is what u get when u dine and wine with devil reincanetes

R

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Religion / Re: Some Things That Happens In The Church Of God Nowadays by chukjojo(m): 12:17am On Feb 09, 2015
meshacha1:
The judgement of God will begin in the house of God and if the righteous is scarcely be saved what then can we say of the unrighteous.

JESUS ONLY IS OUR MESSAGE
REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL
if you believe pls hit like
How is Jesus only your massage? Why must Jesus die for us, what must we do to benefit from his dead, and why is it important we do?


And you even mention ''REPENT & BELIEVE'' Repent from what to what, and believe what?? Jesus!! Dat'z all?




Anyways i dont have time for you.

@op i am disapointed in you. What realy matter is not the book but it content or are you telling me that memorising bible quotations off hand is a sin, then you should go back to scroll or stone tablet as reading from bible will also bee SIN
Politics / Re: Tinubu: "Election Postponement Is Democracy At Gunpoint" by chukjojo(m): 10:04pm On Feb 08, 2015
GEJ is corrupt, GMB is not a good option. But is better i manage the saTAN i know than the Devil i don't know.





APC rigging election, PDP noticing it postpone election. What is my concern
Religion / Re: Pay Tithe From The Money You Got From Gambleing, Right Or Wrong? by chukjojo(m): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Gambling is wrong, if you likee pay thite, you know who you are paying it to...........the clergy not God.
Politics / Re: Message From APC To Their Supporters - Twitter Handle(pic) by chukjojo(m): 8:10pm On Feb 07, 2015
Obiagelli:
Most importantly, no protests, no violence
ok
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Shows Off His New Man. by chukjojo(m): 6:01am On Dec 25, 2014
Crocz:
I can't believe a man would allow another man to drill him cry
drill him?
Where, how, in the mouth, anyways, pik-sure of their nackedness doing something or..........., you know now.
Politics / Re: BOKO Takes The Life Of Another Officer-lt Ephesus Ujah(photo) by chukjojo(m): 3:01pm On Dec 07, 2014
Ok!

I rest my case.
Politics / Re: Baba Alakyo Is Safe – Ombatse by chukjojo(m): 9:02pm On Nov 18, 2014
Can someone tell me where in Nigeria is Baba Alakyo. Becos am doing my master degree in Somali.
Politics / Re: Violence In Ede Over Killing Of Gang Leader (elemo) by chukjojo(m): 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2014
Eyaaa, peaceful town has been infilltreted by various gangs and cults from south-east. Or are you telling me that cultism is also in west?

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Politics / Re: Latest On Boko Haram: Atiku Blasts Fg by chukjojo(m): 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2014
Atiku! Atiku!! Atiku!!!... How many times have i call you? Heh.. Heeeeeeeeh........,Be carefull o, where were you when your kinsmen were threating making government ungovernable, where were you when they were threating to soak dog and baboo in blood.
Romance / Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by chukjojo(m): 2:58am On Nov 13, 2014
pomsky:
.........everything is wrong about this whole episode. It's the offshoot when strangers get intimate. Trust can't be bought or forged, it takes time and certainly not just in 2 weeks. No two Strangers can ever claim to TRUST themselves. Trust is only birth by time and trials. No short cut!
If i wake up suddenly in the nighttime and see my wife staring at me, I'll simply ask if all is well or there's something on her mind. Nothing would cross my mind as to any ulterior or evil intention on her part. I trust her completely as per my welbeing, NOTHING SHAKING! My mind safely trusts her.
But i can't do that with a stranger. I remember about 16yrs ago, during my birthday when a girl i was dating not too long then came to my home with a birthday cake, i was a bit unnerved. Collected it, thanked her and took the cake to the office and shared amongst colleagues, but never ate from it.
Why? Trust issues!
On a closing note, even if this girl is a witch, just deal with her by the Word of God, blood of Jesus and power of the Holy Spirit. Don't let the commentaries made here put fear in ur heart, witches can be dealt with. This one will not be different! Infact, you can terrorize them!
Witches are simply spiritual cockroaches and mosquitoes.
Fear not. Ask God for His forgiveness, cleansing and restoration. Work in the consciousness of righteousness of Christ Jesus. As the whirlwind is superior to smoke, as fire is superior to the candle, as salt is superior to the earthworm, so is your superiority over every witch established forever. Remember, even in nature, oil rises above water when put together. Ur place is at the top, NEVER a witch!
Big lie my brother. Totaly disagree with you. He that walk with the wise will become wise, but he that walk with the stupid ones will fare badly. God has nothing to do in this case. God's laws are simple and his rules are strieght, "Love what is good and Hate what is bad". Jehovah detaste what is bad, He detaste fornication, He even say that the prayer of an unrepented evildooer is something detastable to him. So whatever a man sow, that he shall reap. Though God may 4giv him if he sincerely pray and ask God for forgiveness, but as for the siritual cocroach you call it, if it will harm him, am sorry, there is nothing anyone can do. After he recieved God mercies and forgiveness, king david has to bear the consequenses of his crime. He must welcome his visitor (AGAMA) since he has shosen to fetch ant infested firewood, no short cut, no holy ghost fire can help.
Romance / Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by chukjojo(m): 1:47am On Nov 13, 2014
Onyiibazz:
Maybe ur face looks as terrible as mine
hahahahahahakikikikikikikikikkssssss, you are on point though. But must she notice his terrible look only at night?

Yet, i dont support sleeping with an opposite sex that is not legaly married to you.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Increment In PHCN Tariff, Over 50%. Still Fresh Air by chukjojo(m): 12:53pm On Nov 05, 2014
Ok
Politics / Re: The North Must Stop Bombing Nigeria & Blaming Jonathan. - Prof Wole Soyinka by chukjojo(m): 1:13am On Nov 03, 2014
Nnaaa, i dont believe this one at all. There must be a mistake somewhere that need to be investigeted.

@ OP is either you mistake a gray heirry old man for prof. Soyinka, or u've decided to name anything that has white heirs and bears Soyinka, or there was interchange of tongue in surgical oparetion conducted in our prof's skull somewhere in US that lead to this cofusion. Thorough ivestigation will prove one of my assessment wright

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Politics / Re: Mubi Attack: Terrorists Kill Emir’s Son, Torch Badeh’s House by chukjojo(m): 6:39am On Nov 01, 2014
I dey come, make i drink garri come get strieghnt to comment
Politics / Re: Heartbreaking Last Words Of The Iranian Woman Hanged For Killing Her R*pist by chukjojo(m): 9:37pm On Oct 31, 2014
Well, what els can i say than to say what others are saying, " i try not to shed tears but............"
Politics / Re: Ebola: FG Flays 22 Countries For Stigmatizing Nigerians by chukjojo(m): 9:06pm On Oct 31, 2014
viczing:
http://www.punchng.com/news/ebola-fg-flays-22-countries-for-stigmatizing-nigerians/

The Federal Government has criticised 22 countries for stigmatizing Nigerians over the Ebola Virus Disease outbreak, which it said had been cared for, prompting the World Health Organisation to give the country a clean bill of health.
It said the continued stigmatizing of Nigerians was unacceptable and named the countries that had been discriminating against Nigerian nationals to include Bahrain; Côte d’Ivoire; Equatorial Guinea, Cameroon, Cuba, Gabon, China, Egypt and Hong Kong.
Others are Kuwait; Qatar; Sri Lanka; Turkey; Zambia; Mauritania; São Tomé & Principe; South Africa; United Arab Emirates, Ukraine, Namibia, Seychelles and South Sudan.
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Amb. Aminu Wali, who protested the incident, at a meeting with members of the Diplomatic Corps on Friday in Abuja, also cautioned Heads of Mission for making what he called inflammatory and reckless statements against the FG on matters of domestic policy.
According to him, such an act is “unacceptable interference in Nigeria’s domestic affairs, such envoys are advised to respect the sensitivity of Nigerians and the mood of the times.”
Wali said, “It is disappointing and troubling that in spite of the decisive measures taken by the Federal Government of Nigeria and the subsequent positive declaration by WHO, some countries have regrettably, chosen to flout the WHO rules on the (Ebola) virus by adopting deliberate policies of stigmatization and discrimination against Nigerians simply because we were unfortunately exposed to the virus.
“I will like to make it categorically clear that the continued discrimination and profiling of Nigeria is not acceptable to the government and people of Nigeria.”
The minister said it was intriguing that it took some time for the international community to acknowledge the valiant and effective measures taken by the government at all levels, to contain the spread of the Ebola virus.
Wali observed that the outbreak of epidemics like the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome and the Avian Influenza, did not attract stigmatization against the affected countries.
Members of the Diplomatic Corps at the meeting, raised various issues of concern, ranging from the 2015 elections, to the Boko Haram insurgency, all of which the minister addressed, assuring them that the FG was working hard to contain the security challenge in the country.
He explained that the government was doing everything possible to ensure that the forthcoming election is transparent and credible, and called for the support of the international communities to make the electoral process, a success.
Ok, i don hear.

I hope this will not stop me from collecting reconnection fee from anyone that has fail to pay his NEPA bill tommorow
Politics / Re: The Best Kingdom Or Government That GOD’S Promised The World. by chukjojo(m): 10:53pm On Oct 27, 2014
You just wake up from your spritual slumber.
But point of correction, God has time for everything he has proposed, so wether u preach or not, if it si time to set up his kingdom as recorded in Daniel 2:44, he will do so. Afterall he has billions of means to get the preaching work done, but he gave humans the previlage to do it.
Moreover, yuo can not go to heaven with spirit body and still matirialize yuorself to come and establish the kingdom on earth as yuo claim.
Furthermore, God's kingdom has been esterblish in heaven even without your notice. That is why Jesus said in Matt.6:10, we should pray for God's kingdom to come on earth as in heaven.
Politics / Re: Group Exposes Sponsor Of Buhari's Campaigns• by chukjojo(m): 12:32pm On Oct 25, 2014
barcanista:
The question is, who will first go to Jail between GEJ and Atiku under the Buhari Administration?
lolz
is now i know barca is realy phuny
Politics / Re: The Most Civil Governor In Nigeria by chukjojo(m): 7:34pm On Oct 17, 2014
Kayceo2010:
I being think say na Ameachi sef...
Lolz is not Amaechi, is T. Orji of Abia and fmr. gov C. Mbadinuju of Anambra
Politics / Re: Military Arrests Soldiers For Being ‘moles’ For Boko Haram by chukjojo(m): 2:07pm On Oct 13, 2014
No matter what, it will be very hard to uproot what Babangida has planted in NA.

The number 1 Nigeria terrorist since 1912
Politics / Re: Strange But True. See Pix Boko Harram, MEND And CAN Connection by chukjojo(m): 1:02pm On Oct 10, 2014
noblezone:
@Op,

the man on the left is not Yusuf, it is Areke Tom.

That picture was taken during the militancy in Niger Delta!
It great men like Pa Ayo to negotiate the cease fire as at then.

I can now see the real meaning of propanganda.

Tell lies till the people believe it or at least till they doubt the truth.

OP, those that live by the sword, shall die by the sword.
i am tired
Politics / Re: Anambra Set To Become The Cleanest And Healthiest State In Nigeria. by chukjojo(m): 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2014
OdenigboAroli:


Its unfortunate I said that to you because you have never offended me.
But watch what you say when you step in the midst of Umu-Omanbala.
We dont tolerate insubordination.
Now,go and sin no more.
where is Omanbala you are talking so much about

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