kapable75:
I already decided not to beef you today. go home, u're free.
**he walks away with his hands up saying "thank you jesus am free"**

mightyleks:
correct info... But I wish they cud just pay this december like around 28-31

JohnQueen:
Is good o! But let another person talk it... not you. Lol

kapable75:
Any thing wey you wan call am o.

Haychay:

Virgin kor, arik airik airways in, YOU virgin, lemme nor say anything
I hail your honesty

purplish:

Lol! It is an innocent compliment oh

ibroh22:
in this 21st century,,Na big sin

JohnQueen:
Virgin kwa! Kwontinu ehn! DSS go soon find you to clarify your statement.

sonymax16:
Like how many was in ur platoon?

sonymax16:
Guys, how many corpers make up a platoon?

purplish:
Emmyk is fine oh

kapable75:
True confession mixed with lies and deciet and offered to the gods of firewood to be burned totally in the absence of oxygen and never to be seen again

segunk1:


Don't say that again bro, am very rich Inshort order anything for my neck I go pay and Don't mention to thank me

JuneOctober:


When they killed people in Enugu side some months back and took out their hearts, cut off their arms and some their legs, I felt really bad.
Why would someone wake up one morning and feel like harming his fellow human. That's bad.
And you're right. It's irritating to the mind.

To the Fulani herdsmen, Nemesis will soon catch up with una.

segunk1:


Inshort with 3kegs of palm wine and a keg of palm oil too.

kapable75:
You need to redeploy since you no dey keep your third leg for one place

kapable75:
Heaven weeps for you!

kapable75:
So you no no, i thank God say your own case dey average if not better.

JuneOctober:


Well the abduction part isn't funny. I know that.
But imagining them thinking like a malu is what amuses me.

Lasskeey:
.....It is the FACT

segunk1:

Oracle-chumaster ooooooohhh tuoyor. The lioness king

kapable75:
lion king

kapable75:
Mua olingo okwia?
jalingo is sha fine and your wife timi(not temi) is perhaps fine. she was first posted to karim lamido perhaps because of her redeployment that did not pull through but she sha later got reposted to jalingo because i saw her during documentation.

segunk1:


Lmao! That's y I said lemme consult the Chu-Oracle before digesting that

Lasskeey:
.....The Truth is that if Buhari had gone for the summit and attempt was made on his life ............ BELIEVE ME YOU !!! ALL THE IGBOsIN THE NORTHERN PART OF NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FRIED ALIVE!!!

JuneOctober:
And person talk say these people dey think like MALU

segunk1:

chumaster is that true?

segunk1:


Yeah I understand bro, I can relate with everything may God see us through. Wish you a merry xmas and happy new year in advance + a wonderful service year ahead, bless you bro.

Bashnigga:

Man we pray so too

kapable75:
its too early na, fear God for once.

segunk1:


Oya make una stand up for the ministry founder, nice seeing you here bro, but you no do well o since all this while, I go just dey use corner eye dey look you for 16A whenever I enter. Well as you can see the ministry is growing gradually, una don kuma use style use spill over take share 2017 with us but we no go vex sharr, so make una do quick make una stream 2 leave 2017 for us abeg. Take my handshake bro.