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Religion / Re: Help Me Praise Jesus!!!! by chydel(m): 7:32pm On Jan 20, 2016
sweetboiy:
Wow...the Lord is your strength bro.... Happy birthday!!

Tnks man
Religion / Help Me Praise Jesus!!!! by chydel(m): 7:21pm On Jan 20, 2016
When u kneel 2 pray 2day, talk 2 d blessed LORD about me.
Help me 2 praise JESUS d King of glory.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
wink smiley cheesy grin grin cheesy cool

Romance / Re: Man Asks Side Chic To Delete His Photo From Her Instagram Page by chydel(m): 7:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
When u kneel 2 pray 2day, talk 2 d blessed LORD about me.
Help me 2 praise JESUS d King of glory.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Entertainment / Re: Women Dance And Flaunt Their Private Parts For Men In Exchange For Beer by chydel(m): 7:04pm On Jan 20, 2016
When u kneel 2 pray 2day, talk 2 d blessed LORD about me.
Help me 2 praise JESUS d King of glory. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Romance / Re: Help!!! My Emotions Is Destroying My Relationship And Sexual Life. by chydel(m): 2:36pm On Jan 18, 2016
Nothing is wrong with you dear, you just need to understand your temperament and work on it, because you are likely to be predominantly Melancholy.


I am also in your shoes in fact at times I'm not even in the mood to answer phone calls even parents' except my boss of course. But others tend not to understand people like us.


I will advise you read books on temperaments.


rockstarB:
I don't even know where to start. Anyway i have been dating my man for close to 4years now and we are both cool together and we planning to get married after am done with my youth service. The number one factor why i decided to have like a distance relationship with him was the fact that i didnt see myself dating a guy from my school, so i choose him, tho he lives in same town with me we do not see that often cos of school and other stuffs.
I am introvert and i deal with mood swing and emotional problem cry even when my guy is around i sometimes feel like not going to see him because i feel like am not in the mood to see him, i say something like "you saw me last week/2weeks ago why do u wanna see me again?" I love him so much and i dnt even have what it takes to cheat so i have not for once in our 4yr course cheated on him. My attitude almost broke us up last year cos he felt like he was not loved the way he ought to be loved.
I also have problem with sex, he is the first and only guy since we first had it together but i always feel like he is dating me for sex even tho its so glaring that he is not. We dont usually have sex cos we dont see often. Lets just say at most two times in a month which is rare or lemme say three times in two months which is also rare, but going by this i still think he loves sex so much. My emotion always come first before or during sex, little thing easily piss me off, i remember a night we were about having sex but i stopped him simply because my system spoilt a day earlier and i felt like sex is the last thing on my mind, sex is always the last thing on my mind I may even start crying after sex if my guy doesnt stay in bed to cuddle me, he is a faithful guy and i dont want to lose him to my emotions.
I dont see myself going through all these after marriage, is this how i will be depriving my husband of sex just because of some petty stuff that should not count in the first place? My baby is coming home after over two months now and i already feel like am not in the mood to have sex or anything. Is anybody going through this? Please i need help bfr its too late.
Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Find It Difficult To Forgive A Cheating Wife? by chydel(m): 1:43pm On Jan 17, 2016
wink tongue ; grin grin grin
Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Find It Difficult To Forgive A Cheating Wife? by chydel(m): 5:52pm On Jan 16, 2016
Because we are polygamous in culture
Joromi1:
It's seen as normal thing if a married man is caught cheating on his wife but a shocking scandal if the reverse is the case. Why does the society give married men the liberty to cheat on their wives?
Please, I need answers
Religion / Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by chydel(m): 5:22pm On Jan 16, 2016
Anything for me too? grin grin grin
mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc
Phones / Re: Reason Why You Should Never Buy Innjoo Phone by chydel(m): 4:51pm On Jan 16, 2016
habeeblai244:
I feel Like crying Now. Innjoo Nah Bastard. My Brother Run for Yah Life when you see innjoo Device.


I called innjoo office this morning and I was told by the agent, It will cost me N6500 to fix it, and also i will have to come to Lagos.

I feel like crying, But as in Man nah. I wont. Am a student, where will i get N6500. Even if I get that, I will rather keep it and contribute to it and later buy Infinix or Gionee.
If Ordinary Calibrator is fixed with N6500, How much will they fix screen. N10,000 i guess sad


Summary of my Write up .
- Dont Buy Innjoo product, Pls go for Infinix and Gionee. They are also cheep.

I had similar experience, bought Innjoo i1s at N9,999 on Jumia Nov 2014 black Friday, two months later, water accidentally spilled on it, on getting to Innjoo office in Ikeja, I was told it's repair will cost me N9,000. Imagine that undecided
In fact Innjoo na bastardbastard lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by chydel(m): 9:07pm On Jan 15, 2016
What about me grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by chydel(m): 4:40pm On Nov 08, 2015
Weyrey re ooooo shocked
Health / Re: Please Help A Friend. He Is About To Commit Suicide!! by chydel(m): 5:45pm On Nov 03, 2015
ernesty20:

What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs?
Actually no cure with drugs for now but I know it can be reduced by imitating others (I did watch a video on ds some years back: google is ur frd) and talking gently
Health / Re: Please Help A Friend. He Is About To Commit Suicide!! by chydel(m): 5:44pm On Nov 03, 2015
ernesty20:

What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs?
Actually no cure with drugs for now but I know it can be reduced by imitating others (I did watch a video on ds some years back: google is ur frd) and talking gently
Politics / Re: NNPC Monthly Financial Report For September 2015 Is OUT!!! by chydel(m): 4:08pm On Nov 02, 2015
OilGas:
Oh it reached FP? Choii I came late
cheesy
wow I see. Billion billions cheesy
No wander SouthEasterners are writing many articles to claim SS is their own.
Port Harcourt has turned to "Igwuocha" cheesy
"SS must be part of Biafra"- SE
The biafran struggle is a lust for sole control of Niger Delta goodies. grin grin
SE wants SS land not the SS people.
When Ibe Kachikwu was made NNPC GMD they said "he is not really Igbo, infact he is not Igbo. He is Delta."
But now its Biafran struggle they say: "Delta is Igbo; Delta is Biafra. Kachikwu is an Igbo."
"We want your land not you"- SE grin
I was at Unizik. Guys were discussing how Biafra will have excess money is Biafra is formed.
Listening to their analysis they want dreaming of ND oil.
Biafra to Northerners: "Allow us to milk SS dry alone." cheesy chaiii
SS pls run for ya life cheesy cheesy
U r f*cking right
D more Southerners think of ds, d less de should support some oil money thirsty demon called Biafra

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Crime / Re: Man Attacks Friend In Hotel Room And Flees With N800k (pic) by chydel(m): 1:40pm On Oct 30, 2015
50k bail for stealing 800k
Hmm, speechless
Travel / Re: Street Slangs You Must Know When You Are In Lagos by chydel(m): 3:06pm On Oct 28, 2015
Abayor7:
Stop Sebe
Ojo - Police
Irin Tutu - Gun
Olosho- Prostitute
Karishika - olosho
Ilefo
Igara
Buate
Waso....abbreviation for Wazobia. That's the
street name for #50.
White..... #50
Shandy... #20
Faiba--#5
Shandy-#20
White-#50
Awo-#100
Oloye-#1000.

LASTMA.
I'm not going to tell you the meaning. Just
mess with any LASTMA official, then you'll
know the meaning. If you're a bus driver
(even in proxima potency), you should take
note of this; to avoid stories that touch the
pocket. grin grin


Aaaaaaah!!!
When you are in a heated arguement with
another Lagosian especially conductors or
those agberos and it looks very likely that
a physical fight is on the way, just shout
the word 'Aaaaaaah!' 3 times and end with
by screaming the word 'Emi, emi, emi, wa
ku leni!'
Say this and you would immediately notice
a look of panic on the other guy's face. grin grin
OP needs to learn from u grin
Travel / Re: Street Slangs You Must Know When You Are In Lagos by chydel(m): 3:01pm On Oct 28, 2015
HawksDude:
Money Slangs: Waso (50 Naira); 10fibre (100naira), 20fibre(200naira); 2fibre=1shandy (do the maths); Figo (500naira)

Trouble Slangs: Gobe, kasala (when you hear these, you better hold your body)


Bus slangs: Just scream 'Owa' at your conductor to control your conductor to stop your bus.


Also learn others like 'Olosho', 'Shima', 'Ashanna', insultive words for women. lipsrsealed


Skushi/Werey 100% = craze/madness: so when they say you have skushi, well, theyre telling you youre crazy/mad!

Eja (fish) = Weed [my niggas will understand this wink wink wink wink]. grin





Guy u mke sense past OP jare.
Wa shere omode yi

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Romance / Re: Why Every Lady Must Stand By Her Man To Pursue His Passion?the Banky.w Story by chydel(m): 4:29pm On Oct 27, 2015
Wrong title undecided
walk out of thread cry

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Health / Urgent Vacancy For Medical Laboratory Technician by chydel(m): 1:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES in Ayobo, Lagos needs a qualified Medical Laboratory Technician.

Responsibilities:
• Performing phlebotomy activities.
• Performing Routine Basic Laboratory Investigations in all Aspects of Medical Laboratory Services (especially Chemical Pathology)
• Conducting registration of patients
• Monitoring and maintenance of laboratory equipment
• Stock keeping and Monthly statistics
• Reporting and accountable to Laboratory Director and appointed external Auditors.

Qualifications and Requirements:
• A registered member of Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria (MLSCN)
• Possess a current practicing license (MLT)
• Possess 2 years bench experience
• Should reside within Ipaja & Ayobo

Method of Application:
All interested applicants should submit their CVs and credentials at:

LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES,
68, Camp Davies road, Ayobo roundabout,
Ayobo, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Or [email]chikamsi14@gmail.com[/email]

SOURCE: http://onlinemedicalgists..com.ng/2015/10/medical-laboratory-technician-ayobo.html
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Vacancy For Medical Laboratory Technician by chydel(m): 1:02pm On Oct 13, 2015
LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES in Ayobo, Lagos needs a qualified Medical Laboratory Technician.

Responsibilities:
• Performing phlebotomy activities.
• Performing Routine Basic Laboratory Investigations in all Aspects of Medical Laboratory Services (especially Chemical Pathology)
• Conducting registration of patients
• Monitoring and maintenance of laboratory equipment
• Stock keeping and Monthly statistics
• Reporting and accountable to Laboratory Director and appointed external Auditors.

Qualifications and Requirements:
• A registered member of Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria (MLSCN)
• Possess a current practicing license (MLT)
• Possess 2 years bench experience
• Should reside within Ipaja & Ayobo

Method of Application:
All interested applicants should submit their CVs and credentials at:

LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES,
68, Camp Davies road, Ayobo roundabout,
Ayobo, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Or [email]chikamsi14@gmail.com[/email]


SOURCE: http://onlinemedicalgists..com.ng/2015/10/medical-laboratory-technician-ayobo.html
Jobs/Vacancies / LOCUM Medical Laboratory Scientist Urgently Needed For Part Time Job by chydel(m): 12:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES in Ayobo, Lagos needs a LOCUM Medical Laboratory Scientist (Chemical Pathology).

Responsibilities:
• Performing Routine Basic Laboratory Investigations in Chemical Pathological aspects of Medical Laboratory Services
• Monitoring and maintenance of laboratory equipment
• Monitoring, maintenance and calibration of laboratory equipment
• Provides analytical, interpretative and advisory services to associated organizations and patients;
• Validation and quality control (Internal and External QC) of laboratory kits and reagents;
• Supervising and overseeing activities of lower laboratory staff cadre
• Co-ordinating stock, turnaround time, troubleshooting, quality management system;
• Reporting and accountable to Laboratory Director and appointed external Auditors.

Qualifications and Requirements:
• A registered member of Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria (MLSCN)
• Possess a current practicing license
• Possess 2 years bench experience
• Should reside within Ipaja & Ayobo

Method of Application:
All interested applicants should submit their CVs and credentials at:

LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES,
68, Camp Davies road, Ayobo roundabout,
Ayobo, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Or [email]chikamsi14@gmail.com[/email]
Source: http://onlinemedicalgists..com.ng/2015/10/urgent-vacancy-for-locum-mls-ayobo.html
Health / LOCUM Medical Laboratory Scientist (chemical Pathology) Urgently Needed by chydel(m): 3:50pm On Oct 12, 2015
LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES in Ayobo, Lagos needs a LOCUM Medical Laboratory Scientist (Chemical Pathology).

Responsibilities:
• Performing Routine Basic Laboratory Investigations in Chemical Pathological aspects of Medical Laboratory Services
• Monitoring and maintenance of laboratory equipment
• Monitoring, maintenance and calibration of laboratory equipment
• Provides analytical, interpretative and advisory services to associated organizations and patients;
• Validation and quality control (Internal and External QC) of laboratory kits and reagents;
• Supervising and overseeing activities of lower laboratory staff cadre
• Co-ordinating stock, turnaround time, troubleshooting, quality management system;
• Reporting and accountable to Laboratory Director and appointed external Auditors.

Qualifications and Requirements:
• A registered member of Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria (MLSCN)
• Possess a current practicing license
• Possess 2 years bench experience
• Should reside within Ipaja & Ayobo

Method of Application:
All interested applicants should submit their CVs and credentials at:

LEADEDGE LABORATORY & MEDICAL SERVICES,
68, Camp Davies road, Ayobo roundabout,
Ayobo, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Or chikamsi14@gmail.com

Source:http://onlinemedicalgists..com.ng/2015/10/urgent-vacancy-for-locum-mls-ayobo.html
Health / Medical Lab Technician Urgently Needed by chydel(m): 8:36pm On Sep 21, 2015
Medical Lab Technician is needed urgently at a reputable Lab in Ayobo - Ipaja, Lagos. For enquiry call 07065998623
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Medical Laboratory Technician Urgently Needed by chydel(m): 8:25pm On Sep 21, 2015
Cc. Lalasticlala
Jobs/Vacancies / Medical Laboratory Technician Urgently Needed by chydel(m): 8:24pm On Sep 21, 2015
Medical Lab Technician needed urgently at a reputable Lab in Ayobo - Ipaja, Lagos. For enquiry call 07065998623
Health / Re: Basic Symptoms Of Kidney Disease You Should Not Ignore by chydel(m): 4:51pm On Apr 20, 2015
Sam94:
Thank you!
Those are really helpful!
u r welcome
Health / Basic Symptoms Of Kidney Disease You Should Not Ignore by chydel(m): 4:40pm On Apr 16, 2015
The kidneys filter impurities from the blood and dispose of them in the urine. They are also important in maintaining electrolyte balance in the blood. Even in healthy people, aging gradually decreases the efficiency of kidney function. Kidney failure is often a result of years of poorly controlled high blood pressure and diabetes.
Experts posit that symptoms of kidney failure are due to the build-up of waste products in the body that may cause weakness,
shortness of breath, lethargy, and confusion. Inability to remove potassium from the bloodstream may lead to abnormal heart rhythms and sudden death. Initially kidney failure may cause no symptoms.
While many people who have chronic kidney disease don’t know it because the early signs can be very subtle, it can take many years to go from chronic kidney disease (CKD) to kidney failure. Most people with CKD live out their lives without ever reaching kidney failure. People with stage 3 CKD have about an 80% chance of never having their kidneys fail.
The only way to know the cause of YOUR symptoms is to see your doctor. Here are the symptoms of kidney disease you need to know:
#1 Changes in Urination
Kidneys make urine, so when the kidneys are failing, the urine may change. How?
You may have to get up at night to urinate.
Urine may be foamy or bubbly.
You may urinate more often, or in greater amounts than usual, with pale urine.
You may urinate less often, or in smaller amounts than usual, with dark-coloured urine.
Your urine may contain blood.
You may feel pressure or have difficulty urinating.
#2: Swelling
Failing kidneys don’t remove extra fluid, which builds up in your body causing swelling in the legs, ankles, feet, face, and/or hands.
#3: Skin Rash, Itching
Kidneys remove wastes from the bloodstream. When the kidneys fail, the build-up of wastes in your blood can cause severe itching.
#4: Fatigue
Healthy kidneys make a hormone called erythropoietin or EPO, that tells your body to make oxygen-carrying red blood cells. As the kidneys fail, they make less EPO. With fewer red blood cells to carry oxygen, your muscles and brain tire very quickly. This is anemia, and it can be treated.
#5: Metallic Taste in Mouth, Ammonia Breath
A build-up of wastes in the blood (called uremia) can make food taste different and cause bad breath. You may also notice that you stop liking to eat meat, or that you are losing weight because you just don’t feel like eating.
#6: Nausea and Vomiting
A severe build-up of wastes in the blood (uremia) can also cause nausea and vomiting. Loss of appetite can lead to weight loss.
#7: Shortness of Breath
Trouble catching your breath can be related to the kidneys in two ways. First, extra fluid in the body can build up in the lungs. And second, anaemia (a shortage of oxygen-carrying red blood cells) can leave your body oxygen-starved and short of breath.
#8: Feeling Cold
Anaemia can make you feel cold all the time, even in a warm room.
#9: Dizziness and Trouble Concentrating
Anaemia related to kidney failure means that your brain is not getting enough oxygen. This can lead to memory problems, trouble with concentration, and dizziness

Source: http://onlinemedicalgists..com/2015/04/basic-symptoms-of-kidney-disease.html
Forum Games / Re: When Is Cheryl's Birthday? Tricky Maths Problem by chydel(m): 4:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
FP pls, cc. Ishilove, lalasticlala
Politics / The Voters Accreditation Photo Everyone Is Talking About by chydel(m): 2:24pm On Apr 13, 2015

Fashion / Re: Soldiers Flog Lady For Wearing Bum-short To A Polling Unit In Lagos by chydel(m): 1:59pm On Apr 13, 2015
shocked grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Was High On Orijin- Oba Of Lagos Confesses. by chydel(m): 4:10pm On Apr 08, 2015
cc. seun lalastica

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