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Sports / Re: Nwankwo Kanu To Run For President Of Nigeria by cimag: 6:54pm On Apr 02, 2018
April Fool prank.
Politics / Re: Investigate How Ekweremadu Acquired 32 Choice Properties" - Umezulike by cimag: 9:26pm On Mar 17, 2018
So,Ekweremadu lived in no.17 Mike Ejeagha Street?No wonder he loves akuko mike ejeagha. Lolz.

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Politics / Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls: I Responded Better Than Jonathan — Buhari by cimag: 7:21pm On Mar 14, 2018
Buhari is ,"i beta pass my neighbour president".

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Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide Over JAMB UTME Score In Delta State by cimag: 7:15pm On Mar 14, 2018
Buhari wey be our president no even get WAEC certificate talkless of JAMB.mtcheew

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Romance / Re: “He Stopped Picking My Calls After I Refused Him Sex” – Bride-To-Be Cries Out by cimag: 5:08pm On Mar 10, 2018
For how long have you people dated?For how long has he refused to pick your calls?If he truly loves you,this should not make him to call off the marriage.He should even be happy that he's marrying a lady who doesn't give sex freely and easily.Am suspicious this guy may run away after the sex,but if he's really really committed to marry you,you can give him the sex.konji is really disturbing him.The man should pick your calls to lay his grievances or complaints.If he doesn't pick your calls for 2 or 3 days,stop calling.If he wants you to be his wife,he will call or flash back.
Politics / Re: What Could Tinubu Be Telling Saraki Here? (Photo) by cimag: 12:19pm On Mar 04, 2018
O'l boy me sef is seriously aggrieved with Bubu and APC national chair.See how they have sidelined me since 2015 and making yeye of me.Even this your CCT trial,i have passed through it before and i don't want to offend them so that they will not re-open my case in the CCT.
Religion / Re: Why Daddy Freeze's Mockery Of The MFM Pastor Who Died In Church Is Wrong by cimag: 5:27pm On Feb 25, 2018
This Freeze is becoming too stupid and idiotic.How can he mock a man who survived badoo attack but died in the church?Is it not better the man died after prayers in church than during the badoo attack when he could have been unprepared for heaven or in a sinful state?Does it mean that people cannot die in churches again because it is supposedly the house of God?May I die in the church than in a hotel on top of a prostitute.

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Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Singing And Dancing At A Political Rally (Photo, Video) by cimag: 5:18pm On Feb 25, 2018
Amaechi always put up a facade in the public,but in his closet,his conscience is seriously troubling him on how he looted Rivers Funds to sponsor a northern dullard against his own south-south brother.The dancing is only a cover up,he's really troubled.

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Politics / Re: Aliyu Wamakko Replaces Abdullahi Adamu As Chairman Northern Senators Forum by cimag: 4:35pm On Feb 21, 2018
Senate President Bukola Saraki is fully in charge of the senate.

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Caught After Car Accident While Escaping With Money In Owerri.Pics by cimag: 9:10pm On Feb 20, 2018
FarahAideed:
They got a poor getaway driver
Are you speaking from experience?
Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend Over N1000 Note They Saw On The Ground In Lagos. Graphic Photo by cimag: 7:02pm On Feb 20, 2018
What manner of friends were they?They were not friends but frenemies walking together.A good friend should have shared the money #500 each or the person that picked it could have taken #600 and gave the other person #400.But,one killed another for a common #1000(4 bottles of beer).May God never give me that kind of friend.Amen!
Crime / Re: Alfa Kills Co-tenant In Ogun Over N60 House Bill by cimag: 5:21pm On Feb 16, 2018
Muslims are always violent and diabolic,especially these Alfas.Now that he has killed 'messaih" who volunteered himself to collect the #60 fee,he will never have a rest of mind.I'm sure he must be regretting his action wherever he's hiding now.Thank God na 2 yoruba people.
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Man’s Marriage Proposal After Giving Her A Kidney by cimag: 4:33pm On Feb 11, 2018
He shouldn't have proposed at this stage when she's yet to fully recover.But,she said she would think about it,what is she thinking about?Over-matured adults of over 40yrs?A man who gave you one of his 2 kidneys loves you deeply and can die for you,what is she waiting for to say 'YES'.Even if she doesn't love him,she should start developing that love and it will mature as they live together.She should not "EBOUE" this man o.

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Business / Re: Photo Of Femi Otedola And His Mother Kissing On The Lips by cimag: 12:58pm On Feb 11, 2018
I will never kiss my mum on her lips to express my love,same thing with my daughters.I could peck or kiss them on the cheek or forehead but NEVER on their lips.Kissing on the lips is reserved exclusively for my wife.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: I Am The First Born Again Vice President Of Nigeria by cimag: 12:49pm On Feb 11, 2018
So,Ekwueme and Jonathan no be 'born again'?What difference has your so-called born-againism make?How has your tenure impacted positively to Nigerians more than Ekwueme,Jonathan and others who were VP before you?Nonsense!!

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Education / Re: Snake Swallows N36m Cash In JAMB Office Makurdi, Benue State by cimag: 7:17pm On Feb 10, 2018
This is how most civil servants have been milking Nigeria dry.So,snakes now eat and swallow papers?Spiritual snake swallowed #35m in the woman's safe vault and nobody querried or sacked her until external auditors discovered this scam?Well,she should be detained until the 'spiritual snake' comes back and vomit the money.

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Politics / Re: Zara Gift Onyinye Identifies With Fulani Herdsmen. Photos by cimag: 6:48pm On Feb 10, 2018
I can swear that she went there with some police guards including the camera man.Otherwise,the Fulani herdsmen terrorists would have raped and slaughtered her,Buhari supporter or no Buhari supporter.The thousands of Benue,Plateau,Kaduna and Adamawa people they have killed since 2015 also supported and voted for Buhari.
Romance / Re: Kenyan Oldest Sex Worker Retires After Servicing 28,000 Men In 23-years (Photos) by cimag: 6:22pm On Feb 09, 2018
Can this type of woman stay a day without a dick inside her kondo?What does she mean by retirement?Does she want to keep just few men to be sampling her or total abstinence from sex that she has become addicted to?
Romance / Re: "I Gave My Neighbor A Lift, 6 Months After We Got Married" - Man (Photos) by cimag: 9:46pm On Feb 08, 2018
e fit be ur lift that won her heart.what if to say u no get lift nko?

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Crime / Re: Fake Lawyer Who Has Practised For 15 Years Arrested In Lagos Court (Photo) by cimag: 5:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
15yrs is enough for a man imitating something to perfect it.If he had been going to courts all these yrs,he would have used 'style' to learn how qualified lawyers argue for variation of bail conditions.
Politics / Re: "Buhari In 2019 Or We Set The Zoo Ablaze!!!" - Dauda Umar Potiskum by cimag: 2:36pm On Feb 06, 2018
Thank God Foolanis now know that Nigeria is a zoo.It's better Buhari causes katakata in 2019 so that this country will be divided into 6 countries.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Girl Wears "Please, My Daddy Needs A Job" Tag After Being Sent Out Of School by cimag: 7:03pm On Feb 03, 2018
I sympathize with the innocent little girl,when she grows up she will not like how the parents used her for job hunt.Now these questions,is she the only child of her parents?If she is,does it mean both daddy and mummy are jobless and cannot pay her school fees?What type of school does she attend,a very costly one or a moderate one?Private School or public school?Has she been owing the school for many terms or years to warrant this embarrasment?The Daddy should humble himself,forget about his big certificate and do any legitimate job to fend for his family.Losing a job should not be the end of life.
Celebrities / Re: Cyril Stobr Kisses His Wife Elizabeth Banu. Hides Her At Their Wedding Reception by cimag: 6:43pm On Feb 03, 2018
Why should public kissing be a part in wedding ceremony in the first place?Does it signify love and longevity of the marriage?Most divorcees kissed their partners passionately on wedding days and yet the marriages crumbled.Abeg,make una leave Cyril Stober do his thing in his own way.
Celebrities / Re: Sadiq Daba Visits Ibrahim Magu, EFCC Chairman by cimag: 6:33pm On Feb 03, 2018
This Joe Okei Odumakin is a hypocrite and a fake activist.Her activism has mellowed down under this regime unlike during Jonathan's regime.Sadiq Daba project is now her activism.Nonsense!
Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Show Why Husbands Should Help Their Wives At Home. Photos by cimag: 9:43pm On Jan 31, 2018
At least,dem get better kitchen.If na firewood kitchen,dis man go talk dis thing?But,seriously it advisable to help ur wife in domestic chores.When we were living in our former residence,my wife could never carry the wheelbarrow and be fetching water while i was around,i would not allow her to do that.I have washed plates on few occasions but my wife has never allowed me to cook soup even for one day.If am watching my POLITICAL PLATFORM on Channels Tv on Sundays,abeg Nobody should disturb me.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Show Why Husbands Should Help Their Wives At Home. Photos by cimag: 9:24pm On Jan 31, 2018
DWJOBScom:
They just marry o grin grin grin grin
By the time they reach 5 to 10yrs,we go know whether dis formular still dey work for dem.

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Politics / Re: Kano Visit: Senate Summons IG Over Kwankwaso by cimag: 9:16pm On Jan 31, 2018
It serves Kwankwaso right.He cannot go home under the APC govt he helped to bring on board.If this had happened during Jonathan's regime,Kwankwaso would have said Jonathan does not want him to go home because he's a northerner and a muslim.He should remain in Abuja.

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Politics / Re: I'm Not Afraid - FFK Reacts To Buhari's Order To Clampdown On Social Media Posts by cimag: 6:28pm On Jan 28, 2018
Buhari has just one year and few months to go,there's nothing much he can do.If he could not kill us for almost 3yrs now,we will survive his remaining months in power.Anyway,i trust you FFK.You are the only man who fearlessly drove yourself to EFCC office.The type of courage FFK,DINO MELAYE etc have is what i pray to God to give me.
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: "We Have Been Flying Jet Before You Went To School, Don't Be Jealous" by cimag: 7:16am On Jan 28, 2018
I have come to realise that most churches are primarily for business and not any soul salvation.Oyedepo has branches here in Imo State where offerings are conducted up to 4 times almost everyday,especially on Sunday and mid-week services with the intention raking in millions of naira on each church service.The Owerri Headquarters is very massive with many acres of land and new buildings spring up every day inside that headquarters which are completed in a maximum of one yr.It's also important to tell you that no Igbo Man has ever being the Imo State headquarters pastor,Oyedepo would always post a yoruba man to be incharge of that headquarter.And I ask,are there no good Igbo Winners' Pastors that can be made Imo Regional headquarters pastor?Of course,there are many "born again" and committed Igbo Pastors In Winners' Chapel but Oyedepo wants a yoruba pastor to look after all the Imo State branches so that he will be giving a proper account of offerings,tithes,seed sowings and donations to him(OYEDEPO).

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: "Police Detained Me & Arrested BBOG Members On Orders Of Buhari" by cimag: 5:48pm On Jan 23, 2018
No tears for Chimpanzee Oby Ezekwesili,it serves her right.God will only forgive her when she publicly apologise to President Goodluck Jonathan by using April Fool Chibok Girls saga to bring his govt down.Buhari should even lock her up in Kirikiri Maximum Prison for 2yrs just like Kemi Olunloyo.
Celebrities / Re: Timaya In Bed With A Lady With Big Backside (Photo) by cimag: 5:19pm On Jan 23, 2018
Yetunde,every day and night u like to samankwe.dem tell u,u no hear,telli person..........na yetunde be dat.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Was In Coma On Receiving Jonathan’s Call After 2015 Election by cimag: 8:41pm On Jan 20, 2018
Buhari went into coma because he was not prepared for leadership which we are seeing today.If only Jonathan knew that you would mess up this country,he shouldn't have conceded defeat.

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