Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,200,307 members, 7,974,363 topics. Date: Sunday, 13 October 2024 at 10:03 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Clash01's Profile / Clash01's Posts
Politics / Re: Troops Foil Attack, Kill Five Terrorists In Kaduna community by Clash01: 4:50pm On Jan 10, 2022 |
The last dude masturbated before he died, so that he wouldn't cum quick when Mohammad delivers is 7 virgins . |
Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Ijaw Youth Council Protests In Front of Dowen College by Clash01: 10:35am On Jan 07, 2022 |
seborrhic: Werey. I'm fortunate to be among those Nigerians that wouldn't spend 10mins in police custody even if we're guilty!. |
Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Ijaw Youth Council Protests In Front of Dowen College by Clash01: 11:04pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
seborrhic: I pray they kill your child. Let's see how much you'll pay the killers! |
Politics / Re: Buhari: I won't mention the name of my Preferred Successor, he may Be Eliminated by Clash01: 6:35am On Jan 06, 2022 |
mightyhaze: Abeg leave dollar out of this. We like it like that. |
Health / Re: How Generator Fumes Killed An Only Son by Clash01: 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Righteousness2: Oga shut the fork up ! 2 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: Hundreds Of Birds Found Dead After Falling From The Sky Like Rain (Pictures) by Clash01: 2:59pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
[quote author=Righteousness2 post=108210236][i]Mysteries upon mysteries in Mysterious times and in a Mysterious world.. Anymoment from now, the Greatest Mystery of all times will rattle and shake the earth it to its Foundation. It is gonna be like every normal day, Many will be in their offices, schools and businesses, Some may be traveling on air and on land. Some will be in bed with their Spouses or frolicking with their Sin Partners, Some will be on Nairaland arguing and insulting themselves. Suddenly, Unexpectedly and Unannounced, The TRUMPET will Blast and the Ears of all whovare Saved and Washed in Blood of JESUS Christ will hear it and will Mysteriously vanish from this Sinking World. Phone networks will be jammed, Police stations and the streets will filled with people lamenting and reporting about Loved ones who suddenly Disappeared. There will be Worldwide commotion and Confusion as Everyone left behind will be in a state of complete Comatose and Quagmire. Righteousness, by the Grace of GOD will definitely not be available to explain anything to anyone as He has Mysteriously vanished to Meet JESUS in the air. Get Ready Folks! This is not a story or a threat! It is a Guarantee! JESUS is Coming! Christians will go to christian heaven While Muslims will go to Muslim heaven. Everyone will go to his or heaven. And the so called sinners will go to Sinners heaven. And we'll live happily forever! |
Crime / Re: Court Jails 7 For Cybercrime In Enugu by Clash01: 7:52pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
SmartPolician: Dumb ass! |
Crime / Re: Court Jails 7 For Cybercrime In Enugu by Clash01: 7:43pm On Dec 03, 2021 |
SmartPolician: Are they the reason you don't know how to spell politician?? |
Politics / Re: Saraki’s 2023 Presidential election Posters Flood Ibadan(photo) by Clash01: 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
eherbal:No comment! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uninvited Lady Shows Up For Dana Airline Interview And Gets Job. See Pictures by Clash01: 12:43pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
I was scammed by this clothes dealer please you guys should keep calling her to help me Insult her. 08102535347
|
Politics / Re: Saraki’s 2023 Presidential election Posters Flood Ibadan(photo) by Clash01: 12:42pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
I was scammed by this clothes dealer please you guys should keep calling her to help me Insult her. 08102535347
|
Romance / Re: Why Are Women In A Rush To Get Married? by Clash01: 10:56pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
Moreign001: This reminds me of my ex. We dated from 2017 while in school, I finished HND in 2018 while she completed her OND thesame year. We lived together in my final year, we were really in love even after our graduation we kept in touch but last year she called me and reminded me of how broke I was and how she knew waiting for me would be a waste of time. She broke up Early September 2020, I was down for a while but I decided to focus on myself and October that same year I reconnected with my secondary school sweetheart and from there Doors of opportunities opened for me. We got married Asap and my child is just 3weeks old, I was able to get a car 2days after my wife was put to bed. Right now my ex and that guy that was ready are no longer together. She calls me almost everyday on video calls to show me breast and puzzy. Find money my brother. Women no too normal. 36 Likes |
Politics / Re: List Of Casualties Of Lekki Tollgate Shooting - Judicial Panel by Clash01: 2:52am On Nov 16, 2021 |
plaindealer: Did you think I prayed to God?? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: List Of Casualties Of Lekki Tollgate Shooting - Judicial Panel by Clash01: 2:41am On Nov 16, 2021 |
Nonpartisan1: May your children be killed and nobody will believe they died. May your brother be murdered and no body will go to jail for it. May your sister be raped and may the rapist bribe his way out of it. May You live long to witness the reoccurrence in case you decide to have another child. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Bought A Ring & Wanted To Propose To My Girl Inside Church Today, But I Faild by Clash01: 1:11am On Nov 15, 2021 |
Notyourtype: Na wetin Brother Ebenezer talk and Sister Agnes still waka leave am. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 650k Salary Hybrid Work For A Start-up Or 350k Salary From Two Remote Jobs. by Clash01: 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2021 |
Opexzy: You really need to think this through. You need to consult from ifa. |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Gifts Iyabo Ojo ₦500,000 (Photo) by Clash01: 8:13pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
Iyaebe: Wetin Christ wan use money for?? |
Romance / Re: How Many Women will dare to get married If This Is Applicable Today? by Clash01: 10:51pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Smartb0y: Dey use your brain. No dey type nonsense because you wan join commenters! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How Many Women will dare to get married If This Is Applicable Today? by Clash01: 10:24pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
2 Likes |
Travel / Re: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by Clash01: 8:30pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
saphiere: Okay! 1 Like |
Travel / Re: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by Clash01: 8:13pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
saphiere: As I see the comment I know say na Nigerian girl post am. Always waiting for someone to do everything for them! 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: Edo Police Parade Three Suspected Cultists Arrested For Assaulting A Lady by Clash01: 9:39pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
Impregnable101: Where you drop warri boy when he dey collect ur Phone?? Werey! 3 Likes |
Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by Clash01: 4:10pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
bobontop: I wonder who marry this kain FOOL 1 Like |
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 54 |