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Family / Re: Her Brother Slapped Their Mum Twice. Should She Arrest Him? by coogaluta(f): 5:33pm On May 29, 2015
This one get as e be oo undecided
Naija mamas be throwing slaps around like water angry
but Oscar sef suppose act nice na lipsrsealed
Anyways, there's nothing police can do, she slapped him first
let them sit down as mother and son and sort it out...
Mummy should leave Oscar and his decisions alone, Oscar should apologize sincerely and profusely for slapping mum...
Life continues cool

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Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogaluta(f): 5:27pm On May 29, 2015
pickabeau1:



I guessed as much

What I don't get is her point

Is she advocating sexual license for all genders as a solution

or sexual purity for all genders tongue
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogaluta(f): 5:27pm On May 29, 2015
RoyalRoy:
Don't you just love this man-room?


Lollz.


A lot of ladies have come and go....now it seems they only read and pass. grin grin grin

Great tips in here.....nice analogies.

smh angry
We're here to stay tongue
Family / Re: Is Wife Beating Genetic? by coogaluta(f): 5:24pm On May 29, 2015
mizcyn:
being a woman is the worst thing to happen to anyone


biko, speak for yourself cool

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Family / Re: Violence Relationship (ple Help) by coogaluta(f): 3:33pm On May 29, 2015
Ah!
We still have a long way to go in Naija oo angry
Ahn Ahn
Mothers and future mothers, please, raise your daughters right!
Let them know being with a man is not the end of life angry
Worris all this sef? angry

4 rounds of hot slap and you still dey ask question.... undecided lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogaluta(f): 1:29pm On May 29, 2015
pickabeau1:
Coogaluta

Welcome back

You've not changed this your style of twisting my moniker...

I ain't twisting anything
isn't that the right thing? undecided
Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogaluta(f): 1:12pm On May 29, 2015
My brother, Pa TV01, how are things? cheesy
How are my lil angels doing? smiley

as per the topics on ground, as usual, I have no comments tongue
Pick-a-boo-boo, I hail thee! cool
Family / Re: To Women: I Beg You by coogaluta(f): 1:56am On May 29, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Hmmmmm!
Meanwhile, Naija men are infecting women with WORMS for N300,000 all over the world! cry

*what a horrible video. I have not been able to 'af' SEXXXXX since I watched that HOT MESS!* angry

Nne, gist me cheesy
you get link? wink
Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 6:14pm On May 28, 2015
Phema:


grin grin
Where you dey since na? Hope you're doing ok?
Aswear, i love this your username. grin

I'm very good, thanks
How is my lil prince doing?
lol @ username cheesy
Family / Re: Pic: Nigerian Proposed After 6 Months, Then Told Wife He Only Wedded Her 4 Visa by coogaluta(f): 6:07pm On May 28, 2015
jaybee3:


Well I feel so strongly about the fact that she can just decide to stay longer than initially planned without consideration for other activities that should have consumed her time.

BTW, instead of getting all charged up for no frigging reason, did you even consider that the lady in question obviously had no manners nor values for taking such risk when the dude could have turned out to be a psycho?

don't you think you're being too judgemental here? undecided

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Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 10:39pm On May 26, 2015
bukatyne:


Hi aluta, Why the prefix coog?

Thought you were someone else.

Welcome back.


Who did you think I was? undecided
@question, ask phema cheesy
Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 9:17pm On May 26, 2015
cococandy:
lol you know what you did.

When I saw aluta's new moniker, I thought " did coogar and aluta get married?" grin

He is short and bald-headed with a big tummy angry


coogar:

it shows how much she holds me close to her heart. cheesy


In your dreams grin
Family / Re: The Pain Of A Married Man by coogaluta(f): 8:17pm On May 26, 2015
Goodboiyy:


lol,,, bros. pray jor. , talk to ur woman,,, BT wen be like witch sha o, possessed being


pray, ask God to touch her heart. ,, tat y we say b4 u marry pray

Nna my fiancee dey form good woman, BT my spirit dey do me to leave her, women can form, b4 I go marry problem

lol
this one dop chop omo olomo finish, his spirit now don dey do am somehow cheesy
smh angry

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Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 8:15pm On May 26, 2015
coogar:


no way!!!
na aluta be this? grin cheesy grin we all thought you were married to senator yerima when you suddenly disappeared. it's nice to hear from you? how work? cheesy

I am very good, thanks....
work is going great, senator yerima sends his greeting cool
so, did you miss me? wink wink wink
Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 7:59pm On May 26, 2015
coogar:


are you not the tall lady that sells bottled-kerosene on lewis street? you sef don dey post for forum? grin cheesy

it's a miracle working God. grin

Shut up angry
it's me, alutacontinua tongue
how is your bald head? undecided
Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 7:44pm On May 26, 2015
coogar:


hahahaha!
your username is funny.....


do I know you? angry
Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 6:51pm On May 26, 2015
coogar:


no amount of education or mommy talks can liberate a woman whose anatomy would never allow orgäsms. it is what it is - i don't think nature ever intended for women to get orgäsmic feelings. their primary role is being a vessel for a man to reach his orgäsms.


You see what I'm talking about? undecided
their primary role yen yen yen lipsrsealed
msssscccchhhhheeewwww angry

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Family / Re: The Pain Of A Married Man by coogaluta(f): 5:22pm On May 26, 2015
Timbuktou:


E be like say you do poetry for school. You try. You never ready. When she's done with you, you go turn to prose. We dey wait.


grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 3:37pm On May 26, 2015
5minsmadness:
Kk.

1. The ladies have turned this thread into a "blame the parents/African mentality thread". If you don't own your problems you will never be able to solve them. Nobody is stopping you from having an orgasm. Even victims of rape sometimes experience orgasms so the "blame the mind/africa/parents is a cheap cop-out.


2. Having said this, it is the duty of the unselfish man to ensure that his lady achieves an orgasm at least once during thier sexual relationship. It doesn't have to be about you all the time. You put your dick in, drill as hard as you can until you pop, and then collapse in a sweaty heap beside your lady who is desperately wanting more but resigns herself to fate. It should be a thing of pride for a man to bring his mate to orgasm at least once.

A lady achieves orgasm following prolonged sexual stimulation. This mostly involves the fingers and the Penis together but can also be achieved by using either of those body parts alone. And no its not like in the porn movies when the man keeps on drilling and drilling for hours, your woman will eventually get bored and her vagina will dry up and she may actually start to experience pain. Instead you keep her distracted by stimulating other exotic zones as you drill away. Such areas include the nose, earlobes, bweasts, nippIes, bellybutton, back of the knees, inner thighs and toes. Keep the focus on her, not on you. Not only will this let her enjoy sex more and eventually orgasm, by keeping the focus off yourself you tend to last longer.

Sex, like every other male-female relationship, involves giving yourself and not waiting to receive all the time from the other person. I have had many sophisticated(strictly English speaking) women greet me in thier native language after a tryst. I dare say I don't do anything too special. I just focus more on giving her pleasure than pleasuring myself.

If you have any mature questions on orgasm as it relates to our Nigerian environment you can ask. Orgasms are for every normal healthy female out there and shouldn't be seen as something of a myth.

This guy is good!
Most guys here talk too much but not this man.
One bottle of alomo for him, please cool

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Family / Re: Woman Realizes That She’s Been Accidentally Abusing Her Husband This Whole Time by coogaluta(f): 12:52pm On May 26, 2015
I don dey read epistles these days oo grin
I finished this one too? undecided
Family / Re: For Women Who Don't Or Never Had Orgasm..... by coogaluta(f): 1:12am On May 26, 2015
And I read it to the end cool
Btw, 3rd to comment cheesy
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogaluta(f): 5:10pm On May 22, 2015
cococandy:
alutacontinua is that you? angry


I had to come back for you, babe kiss
I missed you too much sad

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Family / Re: If Your Husband Slaps Your Mother. by coogaluta(f): 4:16pm On May 22, 2015
I'll let her husband take care of it whatever way he deems fit wink
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogaluta(f): 4:11pm On May 22, 2015
tearoses:
To the glory of God, our sista Aisha was blessed with a very cute and gorgeous baby
Mum and baby doing well
May the shouts of joy never depart from our homes.


Congrats Aisha kiss
Family / Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by coogaluta(f): 4:09pm On May 22, 2015
@28K salary, where in Nigeria are they/intend to settle?
Believe it or not, there are people in Naija that survive on that kinda money. If the wife also makes about 20K, they can start something, but they must be ready to eat rice without chicken sometimes undecided

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Family / Re: Women Are Their Worst Enemies by coogaluta(f): 7:10pm On May 21, 2015
Nawaoo sad angry
please, just in case the pics start coming up, somebody should please mention me
tenk cool
Family / Re: The Secret To A Happy Wife by coogaluta(f): 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
Money!
Money!
Good sex!
More money!!!

tenk! cool
Family / Re: 10 Characteristics Of Nigerian Wives by coogaluta(f): 3:50pm On May 20, 2015
Op must be daft cheesy tongue
Family / Re: Nursing Mothers And Intercourse by coogaluta(f): 11:35pm On May 19, 2015
nellyme:

***i also heard somewhere that a woman doesn't dare give milk to her child once she has begun to have sexual relations. If she does it, the child will become sick and even die***

you heard this?
or you made it up to lengthen your opening post?

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