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Romance / Re: How Do I Explain To My Friend That Fifteen Year Old Girls Are Children?! by Crampyblood(m): 7:34am On Aug 05, 2022
I'm waiting for someone before I comment..
Politics / Re: Libya's Instability Responsible For Banditry, Terrorism In Nigeria – Buhari by Crampyblood(m): 8:05am On Aug 03, 2022
Which day this man go wise
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: The Acclaimed "Messiah" Without The Credentials by Crampyblood(m): 8:04am On Aug 03, 2022
Like it or not, na your next president be that...




I think Nigerians have had enough of lies and are now willing to do the needful by voting the most qualified man to take Nigeria forward (Peter Obi)




That's why there's so much force trying to stop him, but guess what? WE DONT WANNA EAT AGBADO AND CASSAVA FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS!!

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Romance / Re: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by Crampyblood(m): 11:07pm On Aug 02, 2022
Buy him a se* doll..


That way he can suck for eternity!

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Crime / Re: Ogun Teenager Arrested For Having Sex With A Goat by Crampyblood(m): 7:04pm On Aug 02, 2022
Jeon:
They will Fuvk anything as long as the penis is standing.


Maybe the goat showed him greenlight, Or she scammed him by eating his money and not showing up [ A judge made this statement during the incident of a girl killed and raped in Bode, Edo state] or was putting on indecent dress ..Most rape are not actually a rape.It is a blackmail.
buhahahaha..



You will not enter our heaven lest you cause vawulence there grin grin

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Romance / Re: Man Refused To Pay Her N7k Transport Fare After He Spent 111,000 On A Date by Crampyblood(m): 3:16pm On Jul 31, 2022
And to think that over 60% of Nigerians don't earn that amount per month....














But looking at the girl sef... With her looks and shape, I would say that she's using voodoo for him to spend that amount on her
Romance / Re: . by Crampyblood(m): 11:29am On Jul 31, 2022
If he had liked that he was a mechanic and you later found out that he's a billionaire would you come here to disturb us?



Abeg shift
Romance / Re: See These Endtime Pre-wedding Photos by Crampyblood(m): 11:20am On Jul 31, 2022
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una dey try dey read all this rules Sha!!



Just tell the guy a loud FU*K YOU and move on
Romance / Re: MEN!! We Have Lost Another KING To DEATH Because Of A Selfish Wife!! (Photo) by Crampyblood(m): 11:17am On Jul 31, 2022
That ain't no king.. that's a modafukin simp!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (3 - 1) On 30th July 2022 by Crampyblood(m): 1:57pm On Jul 30, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
As if liverpool is nottingham or watford or arsenal
mark my words or you can bet 1k airtime with me if you want..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (3 - 1) On 30th July 2022 by Crampyblood(m): 1:04pm On Jul 30, 2022
Liverpool go collect wotowoto today...
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Chomzy And Hermes Clash With Each Other After Losing Task (Video) by Crampyblood(m): 10:46am On Jul 30, 2022
BreakingNews21:


Excellent question. Seems like some ppl are detached from what's happening in the real world.
they're prolly under someone's roof or feeding off someone

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Chomzy And Hermes Clash With Each Other After Losing Task (Video) by Crampyblood(m): 10:26am On Jul 30, 2022
Of all the trivial matters in this country...



How did this make front page?

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Stop Disturbing Me Please(photo) by Crampyblood(m): 8:09am On Jul 30, 2022
You see, you're not pretty just that mere looking at you doggy go dey hungry person..
Most of us men have dms from the F gender but we choose to either ignore it or use it accordingly but as it seems like every other social media platform guys don't give a hoot about you, you (1) posted your picture on a faceless forum, (2) put your email out there for all to see..
Now why would you do that if not to get dms ..

I blame these men who have bad choice in women not you...





As our ancestors would say " if you say hello to a woman, be ready to say it again"
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Crampyblood(m): 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2022
I no de watch BBN but I'm about fu(k the second babe all because of BBN..





And this is like what? Day 5?
Romance / Re: Am I A Weakling? They Keep Cheating On Me by Crampyblood(m): 6:12pm On Jul 28, 2022
quslit:
That ladies leave you doesn't mean you're a weakling. It only means your attraction with each other is not mutual.
Although you could be right in saying you're a weakling.
One thing I have noticed however is that you trust your own knack-game: you might actually be delusional about it. This I'm going to tell you for free, it's not uncommon for ladies to fake the pleasure obtained from knacking a man and mostly to oil the fragile ego of most men. We are not likely to stick with you because you're good in bed; we are more likely to stay when we think you're a good prospect which is something sublimely bigger than your over-hyped knack game. If you're that good in bed, ladies would come to you for a quick fix but never to settle down if you don't represent a viable future.

that must be why they kept coming back... In my school days until I decided to start saying NO
Travel / Re: Elon Musk Hotel In Mars Just $5m Per Night by Crampyblood(m): 6:04pm On Jul 28, 2022
Authoreety:


35m dolsss
I swear comrade..
Crime / Re: Photos From The Gunmen Attack On Craneburg Construction Company, Owo by Crampyblood(m): 3:58pm On Jul 28, 2022
naijapikin2:
why glo
your quote appear twice..


Sign of bad network grin
Crime / Re: Photos From The Gunmen Attack On Craneburg Construction Company, Owo by Crampyblood(m): 3:51pm On Jul 28, 2022
naijapikin2:
Some of them will still sheepishly vote apc after this incident...
I said some.. if you're not one of them, don't just quote me... Else.... angry
comrade e be like say na glo you dey use browse
Crime / Re: Photos From The Gunmen Attack On Craneburg Construction Company, Owo by Crampyblood(m): 3:49pm On Jul 28, 2022
If una like make una vote APC again...




Dem no dey tell person
Travel / Re: Elon Musk Hotel In Mars Just $5m Per Night by Crampyblood(m): 3:07pm On Jul 28, 2022
Like one week there go be like 35k dolss..

God punish sapa
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Love Doing This? by Crampyblood(m): 8:50pm On Jul 27, 2022
Itsokayo:


mind ur own business. If you are too bothered, you fit ask ur mama sha. She go tell u why.
Romance / Re: I Met This Girl On Nairaland And We Are In Love/relationship by Crampyblood(m): 2:32pm On Jul 27, 2022
EmiDon11:
this girl looks familiar

She resemble one girl that i bleeped by 5:30 yesterday
that's banky w wife...
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Crampyblood(m): 9:16pm On Jul 26, 2022
MzCherry:
her mouth Abi lips is too wide.
([/b]I'm not bodyshaming o[b]
then what are you doing

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Romance / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried In A Relationship? by Crampyblood(m): 9:14pm On Jul 26, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
of course.... main point is men do cry
... Not in relationships
Romance / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried In A Relationship? by Crampyblood(m): 9:09pm On Jul 26, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
men cry... real men cry
when he loses someone to death maybe?
Romance / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried In A Relationship? by Crampyblood(m): 9:05pm On Jul 26, 2022
Ion think a man can cry in a relationship
Romance / Re: Why I'll NEVER Ever Invite A Nigerian Man To My House by Crampyblood(m): 8:52pm On Jul 26, 2022
Are you not stupid??

You're living in a 'Nigerian' man's house and you are saying sh** about something you know nothing about...



So I ask again; are you not stupid?







Bar man abeg bring me isiewu peppersoup with big Stout and tell dj to play me " I no go old for my papa house" by danfo drivers ft dj cuppy

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Romance / Re: How Much Does It Cost Someone To Apply For Bbnaija?(urgent Answer Pls) by Crampyblood(m): 3:57pm On Jul 26, 2022
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