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![]() Op, You no see condom buy ? 192 Likes 7 Shares
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See stamina everywhere, when men were playing the game .. Now, it's just headless chickens parading the pitch for 90 minutes . 98 Likes 5 Shares |
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SaintHilary: 2 Likes
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I'd choose Nigeria, In my first day in office, I'd announce the dismantling and disintegration of the country. I'd spend the remaining four working days hunting all past and present politicians. Then I'd specifically reserve Saturday for the public execution of all arrested politicians . On Sunday before leaving Aso Rock, I go invite all Manchester United players, give them 17 lashes each, directly whipped on their naked buttocks. . On Monday, I don Waka .
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Crazy Jam .
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He had to upload it on social media to receive the well deserving gratitude of the Nigerian populace . No one seems to be comfortable dispensing help and support without SM recognition . |
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![]() Corruption and trickery seems to be a major attribute of an average Nigerian . In the words of Chinua Achebe, "Nigerians are what they are because our leaders are not what they should be. " 59 Likes 6 Shares |
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To be realistic, the only thing that can stop corruption is a complete overhaul of the current political system, either through a coup or disintegration or any means that involves the expulsion of expired politicians . Although, a combined effort from Amadioha and Sango might be extremely effective in the dissolution of these corrupt and inhumane bastards. |
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I can't stand bleached people, male or female . Secondly, I'd always prefer short ladies to tall ones . If I'm walking with a short lady, I'd find it extraordinarily easy to stretch my hand across her waist or backside without any stress . And when it comes to the other room, the short ladies are more accessible, they can fit in different position with minimum effort and proper maximization of space . ![]() Although, Las Las, I go marry tall person, cus I no want make any of my pikin short . 2 Likes |
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![]() Lol, the white missionaries that brought this religion on us must be astonished at how we've adequate enhanced the religion . |
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BlackfireX: 1 Like
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Nvc078: The state is rigorous, with all the money derived from oil an trade, it's unfortunate basic security can't be assured . BTW, I hope you are now are full and bonafide Sheffield United fan . ![]() |
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Chuvin22: Lol, 200K wey I for use arrange myself, na Man U and Arsenal spill am . |
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Jokerman: Lol, Sheffield equalizer has ensured the postponment might be abolished . |
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EbukaHades10: Leicester or Chelsea might drop . You never know when the bad run of games might start for them . |
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My guy...na Sheffield united fan I be now[/quote Guy, with all due respect, I have to tender my humble opinion of you . BiiiiG Fooool . ![]() Upon all these long notes we dey type, Man U fit still win o . |
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Nvc078: Lol . I don observe many teams wey relegate after finishing 5th or 6th in the previous season . No go do gra gra jump from fry pan enter fire . |
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Nvc078:Lol, I don already tell you say we go score . |
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Nvc078: I don't fancy the club, I just love Jose Mourinho . At least even if they lose 8-0 any day, Mourinho's press conference go still stable my BP . ![]() 3 Likes |
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EbukaHades10: With this win over Man U, they'd climb to point 5 on the log . I'm really starting to like the team, it might just be an alternative for Man United fans, Since all na United United . ![]() 6 Likes |
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Nvc078: Lol, Man U must see goal. If them no score today, I don switch to Tottenham be that . ![]() 1 Like |
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Nvc078: I watched the Sheffield team play and I've always admired their confidence. I expect nothing less but at least make Rashford score goal to boost my FPL squad . |
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angelusbrut: I strongly believe OGS should be sacked immediately after this match, the man is clueless and since the departure of Jose Mourinho our condition has only deteriorated . |
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Mauricio Pochettino should be getting ready . 3 Likes |
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Lol, I'm non religious, I've reached a mark in my life where I do not care if there is or there is no God or gods whatsoever . Why should I ponder on unstable and ever changing questions when I can rather channel my life and energy in developing myself and making little impacts . I don't care about the origin whatsoever, I don't care what happens when I cease to exist . 3 Likes 1 Share |
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Lol . Makes me remember the day we slaughtered our principal's dying goat . Lol, the repercussion that followed on Monday after the devious act was remarkable. Never to forget . But Sha, Make we no go copy this people, because Fulani herdsmen go just dey slaughter us for donation to the restaurant. You no know when you don chop your mama . ![]() 1 Like |
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