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 Romance / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Is HIV Positive by Crofton: 8:28pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
 Op, You no see condom buy ? 192 Likes 7 Shares
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| Sports / Re: Throwback Picture Of Super Eagles Team by Crofton: 8:24pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
See stamina everywhere, when men were playing the game .. Now, it's just headless chickens parading the pitch for 90 minutes . 98 Likes 5 Shares |
| Education / Re: FUTA Expels Six Students Who Attacked A Female Student by Crofton: 11:46am On Nov 26, 2019 |
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| Crime / Re: BREAKING: Gunmen Kidnap Another Catholic Priest In Nsukka, Eungu by Crofton: 11:46am On Nov 26, 2019 |
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| Politics / Re: To The Public Officer On The Wheelchair by Crofton: 11:45am On Nov 26, 2019 |
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| Phones / Re: Nigeria Puts 5G Technology On Trial, Powered By MTN. Becomes First In West Afric by Crofton: 11:39am On Nov 26, 2019 |
SaintHilary: 2 Likes
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| Romance / Re: If You Could..... by Crofton: 9:45am On Nov 26, 2019 |
I'd choose Nigeria, In my first day in office, I'd announce the dismantling and disintegration of the country. I'd spend the remaining four working days hunting all past and present politicians. Then I'd specifically reserve Saturday for the public execution of all arrested politicians . On Sunday before leaving Aso Rock, I go invite all Manchester United players, give them 17 lashes each, directly whipped on their naked buttocks. . On Monday, I don Waka .
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| Music/Radio / Re: MP3 Download: Bigtril – Parte After Parte by Crofton: 9:35am On Nov 26, 2019 |
Crazy Jam .
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| Celebrities / Re: University Of Calabar Lecturer Babysits Student's Twins During An Exam by Crofton: 9:31am On Nov 26, 2019 |
He had to upload it on social media to receive the well deserving gratitude of the Nigerian populace . No one seems to be comfortable dispensing help and support without SM recognition . |
| Crime / Re: Man Defrauds US-Based Online Girlfriend With The Help Of A Lady And Another Man by Crofton: 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
| Corruption and trickery seems to be a major attribute of an average Nigerian . In the words of Chinua Achebe, "Nigerians are what they are because our leaders are not what they should be. " 59 Likes 6 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Human Being Can't Stop Corruption In Nigeria Except by Crofton: 5:45pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
To be realistic, the only thing that can stop corruption is a complete overhaul of the current political system, either through a coup or disintegration or any means that involves the expulsion of expired politicians . Although, a combined effort from Amadioha and Sango might be extremely effective in the dissolution of these corrupt and inhumane bastards. |
| Romance / Re: What Physical Attribute You Don't Like/ Not Attracted To In The Opposite Sex by Crofton: 5:40pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
I can't stand bleached people, male or female . Secondly, I'd always prefer short ladies to tall ones . If I'm walking with a short lady, I'd find it extraordinarily easy to stretch my hand across her waist or backside without any stress . And when it comes to the other room, the short ladies are more accessible, they can fit in different position with minimum effort and proper maximization of space . Although, Las Las, I go marry tall person, cus I no want make any of my pikin short . 2 Likes |
| Religion / Re: Pastor Assembles Half-naked Women To Pray For Him. Watch Video by Crofton: 5:28pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
| Lol, the white missionaries that brought this religion on us must be astonished at how we've adequate enhanced the religion . |
| Crime / Re: Charity Ohaka Kidnapped And Murdered, Corpse Found In A Well In Port-Harcourt by Crofton: 5:20pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
BlackfireX: 1 Like
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| Crime / Re: Charity Ohaka Kidnapped And Murdered, Corpse Found In A Well In Port-Harcourt by Crofton: 5:19pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Nvc078: The state is rigorous, with all the money derived from oil an trade, it's unfortunate basic security can't be assured . BTW, I hope you are now are full and bonafide Sheffield United fan . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 8:53pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Chuvin22: Lol, 200K wey I for use arrange myself, na Man U and Arsenal spill am . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:17pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Jokerman: Lol, Sheffield equalizer has ensured the postponment might be abolished . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
EbukaHades10: Leicester or Chelsea might drop . You never know when the bad run of games might start for them . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:08pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:07pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:05pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
[quote author=Nvc078 post=84330007]
My guy...na Sheffield united fan I be now[/quote Guy, with all due respect, I have to tender my humble opinion of you . BiiiiG Fooool . Upon all these long notes we dey type, Man U fit still win o . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:02pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Nvc078: Lol . I don observe many teams wey relegate after finishing 5th or 6th in the previous season . No go do gra gra jump from fry pan enter fire . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 7:00pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Nvc078:Lol, I don already tell you say we go score . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 6:58pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Nvc078: I don't fancy the club, I just love Jose Mourinho . At least even if they lose 8-0 any day, Mourinho's press conference go still stable my BP . 3 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 6:54pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
EbukaHades10: With this win over Man U, they'd climb to point 5 on the log . I'm really starting to like the team, it might just be an alternative for Man United fans, Since all na United United . 6 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 6:51pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Nvc078: Lol, Man U must see goal. If them no score today, I don switch to Tottenham be that . 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 6:47pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Nvc078: I watched the Sheffield team play and I've always admired their confidence. I expect nothing less but at least make Rashford score goal to boost my FPL squad . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 6:45pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
angelusbrut: I strongly believe OGS should be sacked immediately after this match, the man is clueless and since the departure of Jose Mourinho our condition has only deteriorated . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Crofton: 6:03pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Mauricio Pochettino should be getting ready . 3 Likes |
| Religion / Re: 7 Question every Atheist Should Answer by Crofton: 9:54pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
Lol, I'm non religious, I've reached a mark in my life where I do not care if there is or there is no God or gods whatsoever . Why should I ponder on unstable and ever changing questions when I can rather channel my life and energy in developing myself and making little impacts . I don't care about the origin whatsoever, I don't care what happens when I cease to exist . 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime / Re: Restaurant In New York Gets Government Approval To Sell Human Flesh As Meat by Crofton: 7:07pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
Lol . Makes me remember the day we slaughtered our principal's dying goat . Lol, the repercussion that followed on Monday after the devious act was remarkable. Never to forget . But Sha, Make we no go copy this people, because Fulani herdsmen go just dey slaughter us for donation to the restaurant. You no know when you don chop your mama . 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Landmark University Cleaners Seen Fighting Over A Hall Officer by Crofton: 6:55pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
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