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Romance / Re: I'm trying not to be a Simp. Please I Need Y'all Advice! by CruiseCity: 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2021
Advice please
Romance / I'm trying not to be a Simp. Please I Need Y'all Advice! by CruiseCity: 8:52pm On Dec 02, 2021
This is not a cruise. This is my reality.

There's a girl I just met in my area and we started talking because of my dog. She became close because of my dog now we're close to the level of her wanting relationship from her move.

Now the problem, she was trying to buy data according to her today and she was debited and the airtime wasn't credited. According to her, it's been since morning. Now I know she's expecting me to send her airtime.

I will not lie, I've never done this before. I feel it's not proper. I feel this is random billing. Please dont say it's ordinary highest 500naira airtime but Kai.
It's doing me two minds. If I send her the airtime I will begin to start having the feeling I'm down by 500naira.

Don't say see how I'm thinking. Naija girls can be very stupid sometimes. Before you know how she might start feeling I'm a Simp. And I can never accept that tag.

Advice please.

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Romance / Re: Describe Ur Relationship Using Football Terms. by CruiseCity: 2:57pm On Dec 02, 2021
Ole

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Romance / Re: Imagine Sex Is Handshake. How Many Married Women And Men Have You Knacked? by CruiseCity: 10:47am On Nov 28, 2021
tenpipsperday:
You are sick. Why not think positive in your life? People are engaging their brain in something meaningful and you are here thinking of nonsense.

Stop being difficult with life... Don't worry. Your salary will be paid this month. That stuff you spoilt, oga will not deduct it from your salary grin
Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 10:45am On Nov 28, 2021
Reggaemich:
are u saying it is in the dictionary

Because I can't find it
Wahala... Let's learn from him grin
Romance / Re: Imagine Sex Is Handshake. How Many Married Women And Men Have You Knacked? by CruiseCity: 10:44am On Nov 28, 2021
falcon01:
Are we calculating the hand shakes in place of sex or the sex in place of handshake?


The handshake in place of sex
Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 10:35am On Nov 28, 2021
iLoveYouToo:


Was he to post the girl’s real pic? I’m not standing

Leave the ode to keep barking
Romance / Imagine Sex Is Handshake. How Many Married Women And Men Have You Knacked? by CruiseCity: 9:48am On Nov 28, 2021
Yes!
Let's catch cruise. cheesy
Imagine sex is replaced with handshake from the onset.

Guys, How many married women or someones babe have you knacked?
Ladies, How many married men or someone's boyfriend have you wiped?

Me: let the trumpet sound grin

Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 9:40am On Nov 28, 2021
Rickmann:


This is known as vaginal flatulence..
The movement of the penis in and out of the vagina can sometimes cause air to enter and then become trapped. When your muscles tense from an orgasm or when the penis is removed, the gas will then be released. This can cause a noise and feel like bubbles. grin


Odogwu you bad.... angry
See as you take your time explain am grin
Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 9:39am On Nov 28, 2021
Benwallt:
holier than thou, the same line gets you fvcked every night. No more hymen, no more dignity.

Abi o grin

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Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 11:42pm On Nov 27, 2021
puppie017:

Make she stingy with pussy now


Abi o.... Na she go suffer grin

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 5:47pm On Nov 27, 2021
Lilsameey:
Omoh,,...pussy fart different from anus fart ooo.


Watimagbo grin

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 5:33pm On Nov 27, 2021
olus01:
overrated trash

Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 5:32pm On Nov 27, 2021
Cerebellum:
Be like say all of you no well

Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 5:32pm On Nov 27, 2021
LILTJAY:
I can't even for free

Haba grin a human being you see finish like this? grin
Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 5:31pm On Nov 27, 2021
Beebah2000:
nope. I can't be and I will never be in the same position. tongue tongue
Even if u tell me say u fit die for me, u no go see the colour of my pant tongue tongue

Shift jooorh...

You want tell me say you no dey kpansh be that....

Apparently you're riding it grin

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Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 5:14pm On Nov 27, 2021
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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 5:14pm On Nov 27, 2021
Beebah2000:
Na this topic I dey wait for since, person don finally post am cheesy cheesy

You relate abi grin
Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 5:10pm On Nov 27, 2021
Toochildish666:
Der is one fat hass sextool i banged messilesly throuht back wen she start farting mehn, spit, it sounds like a broken speakers


grin

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Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2021
Beebah2000:
Only "I love you" Aunty open leg. grin grin
She's a disgrace to womanhood angry


She might be the needy at the time... You have been in the position before... Don't lie cheesy

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Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2021
Solofresh2:
Am not sex starved
I have knacked some baby girls and I gained nothing from it


Catch Cruise and cool stress cheesy

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Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2021
Tezzi:
I can't cry I don't like em


But dem dey fvvvvvvvvvvck bros... grin

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Crime / Re: My Bank Account On Restriction, What Does It Means by CruiseCity: 5:00pm On Nov 27, 2021
There's something fishy about you and Enota Ehim. That's why grin
Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2021
Solofresh2:
And what do I gain by knacking them

This one is sex starved grin

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2021
advanceDNA:


It’s not fart from the anus...
The sound is coming from the vjay...


Odogwu you bad grin

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Romance / Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by CruiseCity: 4:54pm On Nov 27, 2021
Yes I did.
Omo Nah only I love you oh... Baby done spread leg oh grin grin grin

They always have low self esteem


Who have pansh any abino before?

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 4:51pm On Nov 27, 2021
illicit:
Yes sure

The poron touch ground be that grin

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 4:45pm On Nov 27, 2021
MufasaLion:
It's "fart" not fat.

You shaa understand the question... grin

She mess abi she no messs

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Romance / Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 4:44pm On Nov 27, 2021
Mine happened when I was drilling slowly.
That was how anty drop one. It sounded as if someone is tearing a bag of cement...
Imagine grin

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Romance / Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by CruiseCity: 4:41pm On Nov 27, 2021
Let's catch cruise.... grin
Have any girl fart while you're knacking her?

How did it happened?

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