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Romance / Re: Funny Experience From Way Back,share Yours. by Csami(m): 12:20pm On Sep 11, 2022
I can relate. I was sitting outside the front of my room with a friend's sister, gisting. Then my female neighbor came back from her outing, greeted us, and went into her room. So 5mins later, two boys also my neighbors came out of their rooms and asked us if we saw who came back. These guys are the notorious peep masters. They can peep at you without you realizing you're being watched. They are so good that the girls do even suspect them. So I pointed to the room and these guys started heading towards the back where the window was located. The babe, I was talking with now asked me what those guys were up to. I just told her "no good". Like after a while, I heard the lady, my neighbor scream and suddenly, the two boys ran out to the front from the opposite direction. One ran outside, the other ran to his room opposite mine. The lady came out and asked us if we saw anybody outside just now and we said no. She told us that she was been peeped at while walking all the place looking. The peeper that ran outside then came back and asked her what happened. She now left us and followed the guy, explaining what happened. My friend's sister now started laughing, that how is she going to catch the person now that the person responsible has inserted himself inside her investigation. They were just walking and asking other people if they saw anybody running. I just told the babe, "dem dey catch ghost".

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Declares Mankind Is 'experiencing The Outbreak Of World War Three'(Pics) by Csami(m): 8:33pm On Sep 01, 2022
lol! make pope go rest abeg.

when Ethiopia was fighting, mankind didn't see anything or experience war.

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Fashion / Re: Yuan Herong, A Female Chinese Doctor And Bodybuilder (Photos) by Csami(m): 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2022
I swear, this one go beat me wella

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Politics / Re: Video:Tinubu Former Deputy Warns Nigerians He Will Turn Nigeria To Mafia State by Csami(m): 3:13pm On Aug 23, 2022
Lol

I just watched valuwence!

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Romance / Re: Her First Child Belongs To My Friend! Should I Tell Her Husband? by Csami(m): 12:21am On Aug 13, 2022
Mrmakaveli200:
Really dicey situation. Yahoo guy, simp and a cheating ho0e. I pity the man raising someone else's child and the innocent child too. Just hold on and still observe for now

Damn! This would make a good novel. The yahoo boy, the simp and the cheating hoe.

I don’t think this cheating hoe can escape judgement. It’s only a matter of time before the truth becomes public knowledge.

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Programming / Re: When The Front-end Developer Meet The Ui /ux designer by Csami(m): 10:14pm On Aug 11, 2022
There’s this ui/ux guy I’ve been warning. The day I go jam for street eh!

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Politics / Re: “You Should Be Grateful To Tinubu’s Lagos For Helping You”Twitter User Tell Bovi by Csami(m): 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:

No wonder. You think FG workers were not being owed for several months then too, abi?
Abeg don't derail the thread joor.

Show proof and chop 100k na
Politics / Re: “You Should Be Grateful To Tinubu’s Lagos For Helping You”Twitter User Tell Bovi by Csami(m): 8:17pm On Aug 11, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:

No wonder. You think FG workers were not being owed for several months then too, abi?
Abeg don't derail the thread joor.

See free 100k and chop.
After today’s challenge, I know I won’t be taking someone’s opinion between the two of you seriously again
Oya chop bet, no excuse!

mrvitalis:

Show me proof fg owed workers and get 100k or just shut up
Sports / Re: Birmingham 2022: Taiwo Osijo Claims Bronze In Women's Weightlifting Event by Csami(m): 9:54pm On Aug 02, 2022
BATified2023:
u igbos are also competing but it’s in soiling our reputation with hates drugs all over d world

Igbos are lifting medals for Nigeria in crime,if in doubt ask Indians

As d men are leading in drugs d women are leading in prostitution

B4 this time tomorrow,I can bet anything on it that another Igbo will b caught in India for drugs

Naira landers please note this post for reference sake


Sense is far from you! Your drug baron should come and win election ... we dey wait
Programming / Re: Write An Algorithm To Shuffle An Array by Csami(m): 10:54pm On Jul 23, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
LET ME CONTRIBUTE WITH JS

explanation.

I am using while loop.

while the length of shuffled array is not equal to given array the loop keeps running.

now each time loops run a random value from given array is produced.

now we push that value to the shuffled array provided it doesn't exist there previously,

This way we get unique random values in shuffled array.

code can be shortened further with ternary operators... for readability lets go with IFS
i know it's neat. grin



function shuffle(arr) {
const shuffled = []

while(shuffled.length!==arr.length){
let randVal = Math.floor(Math.random()*arr.length)
if (!shuffled.includes(arr[randVal])) {

shuffled.push(arr[randVal]);
}

if (shuffled.length===arr.length)
return shuffled
}
}
shuffle(["a", "b", "c", "d", "e","g","h","i"]);

me likey but it's too much code
Programming / Re: Write An Algorithm To Shuffle An Array by Csami(m): 10:51pm On Jul 23, 2022
chukwuebuka65:
function shuffle( arr ) {
Const seenArray = [ ]
Const shuffledArray = [ ]
for ( i=0,i<arr.length-1,i++) {
let randomIndex = math.floor( math.random( )
*arr.length)
If (!seenArray.include(randomIndex)) {
shuffledArray [ randomIndex] = arr[i]
seenArray[i] = randomIndex
} else {
for ( k=0,k<arr.length,k++) {
If ( shuffledArray[k] == null) {
shuffledArray[k] = arr[i]
break;
}
}

}


}
Return shuffledArray;
}

This code is full of bed bugs and caterpillars
Too many syntax errors ranging from ";" to "mixture of capital and small letters "

const number = [23. 474, 74, 37, 27]

function shuffleArray(array) {

return array.sort( () => Math.random() - 0.5 );

}

console.log(shuffleArray(number))
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Is Egun By Tribe And Not Yoruba by Csami(m): 4:42pm On Jul 22, 2022
Advocate500:
someone said he is not yoruba, still went ahead to point his tribe name to you ,all you could deduce from his narrative is igbo people, allowing igbos to live rent your brain is plain stupidity.

You guy's jolly and merry when the ikweres mock and insult igboman,you can't take half of what you dish out to others.

Loud it!

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Politics / Re: Yorubas Are A Liberal People. We Are Actually Open-minded Fools. by Csami(m): 12:31pm On Jul 20, 2022
See tears everywhere. Suddenly you crave for the break up of Nigeria because your Lagos landlord/drug dealer will likely not win come February.

Tolerance kill una there!

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Programming / Re: How Can I Understand The 'this' Keyword In Javascript by Csami(m): 7:38pm On Jul 18, 2022
In a function aka a method, you can use “this” to refer to a property in an object.

Example
const dog = {
//property : value
name: “husky”,
legs: 4,
sentence: function(){
return this.name + “ has “ + this.legs + “ legs”;
//same as saying
return dog.name + “ has “ + dog.legs + “ legs”;

//husky has 4 legs
}
}

console.log(dog.sentence())

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Politics / Re: Watch Drama As Tinubu And Peter Obi Supporters Clash At PVC Registration Centre by Csami(m): 1:40pm On Jul 18, 2022
I love the way the obi guy carry end the vawulence!
Programming / Re: How Can A Front-end Developer Get A Job With Zero Experience by Csami(m): 10:49pm On Jun 28, 2022
There’s no such thing as a developer without experience.
Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How Landlord’s Son Killed Her Mother In Anambra by Csami(m): 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2022
LeoDeKing:
If you check now, you will discover the beast is one of the animals following lamidi kwanu up and down screaming biafuro and zoo from morning till dawn.

He will be telling you how Buhari and Tinubu are responsible for the lunatic trait in his lineage.

As usual, expect ipob pigs to start screaming fulani herdsmen and dss.

Ipob pigs are despicable beasts. angry

Please have sense, for the sake of your children.

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Programming / Re: Javascript by Csami(m): 11:48am On Jun 28, 2022
Freecodecamp

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Programming / Re: I Got Scammed!!! Devs Shine Your Eyes... by Csami(m): 11:46am On Jun 28, 2022
You Bleep up. You for just host am then send dem link. But how you wan take know?! You still fit put am for your repo then send dem the link.

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Family / Re: What I Saw This Morning Made Me Believe The Popular Saying"life GOES ON" by Csami(m): 7:18pm On Jun 25, 2022
Keniwit:
Although people maybe very upset or affected by it,but I realized they just have to carry on and live normal..

A year and 2 months Ago,a young man died struggling to feed his family,he was mourned like heaven go fall(no be joke aswear)..This morning I saw he's wife heavily pregnant for another man..That is life for you..


Lol! Reminds me of one episode in Vikings. This woman was mourning her husband. She cried that even I felt for her but the lord bishop also felt for her. Next episode, the crying widow was being “penised” by the bishop.

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Romance / Re: Lady Without Pants Twerks On Ruger Exposes Her Pubic Hairs On Stage (video) by Csami(m): 1:53pm On Jun 22, 2022
Most women are just sexual objects EOD!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Cannot Get Votes From The South East - Ike Ekweremadu (Video) by Csami(m): 1:49pm On Jun 22, 2022
See the slowpoke talking, what future is he talking about? He is a career politician, sitting on people future long before i was born.
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: Tinubu Has Links To Street Gangs And Drug Cartels by Csami(m): 9:40am On Jun 22, 2022
ScamHunter:


Release the last of the kraken. The character is actually Poisidon, the god of the sea. I like your interpretation, it's against the disobedient, so the Obedient are safe. Also bear in mind that the Kraken sometimes destroys using tsunami. And we've reached a consensus that the Obi movement is an unstoppable tsunami.

Kraken is actually owned by Hades. Zeus gave Hades permission to release it.
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Train Passengers Fall Sick, Vomit Blood, Attacked By Snakes by Csami(m): 2:30pm On Jun 21, 2022
obiekunie01:
three months in the jungle and government is so relaxed and has even forgotten about them!

buhari is the worst disaster to ever hit this nation!

my prayer is no matter how long it takes, may all his lineage experience the pains and deaths he brought on this country.

Na guldier ultimate search na

Just say na bandit dey organize this one

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Romance / Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Csami(m): 11:29am On Jun 08, 2022
Where the picture she upload? Post am make we see first

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Politics / Re: Enugu Youths Turn Out En Masse To Collect Their PVC (Photos, Video) by Csami(m): 10:09pm On Jun 07, 2022
Arrewa:
Good

Below are registered voters of all southeast states in 2019 general election

1.Abia - 1,793,861

2. Anambra - 2,389,332

3. Ebonyi - 1,392,931

4. Enugu - 1,935,168

5. Imo - 2,037,569

Total registered voters in southeast is 9,548,861.


Kano state has registered voters of 5,391,581.

The who south east is slightly ahead of Kano with just 4000 registered voters!!

U guys should do more!


Chai Aboki! Who do una this thing? Even simple subtraction you can’t do. Na to hold political power dey una head.

Add your underage children too. They make up the 5million
Programming / Re: I Need Someone To Put Me Through by Csami(m): 10:52pm On May 30, 2022
Daviddrey:
Good morning, I’m a graduate and I’m tired of staying at home with no job coming. I don’t want to be at home disturbing myself in search for a job and i want to have something tangible doing. I have interest in being a full time programmer and I don’t know ANYTHING about it yet. I need someone to put me through and how much will the person charge.


Go to freecodecamp.org.
Romance / Re: Can't Get Over My Ex. Please Advice Me by Csami(m): 2:31pm On May 22, 2022
Lmao! She’s penis whipped!
Education / Re: Talented Nigerian Girl Beats 49,900 Contestants From 170 Countries To Win $1bn by Csami(m): 7:19pm On May 19, 2022
1billion dollars!? Op, you don smoke that thing again

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Politics / Re: "The Punishment For Blasphemy Is Death" - Jamil Abubakar, Dangote’s Son-in-law by Csami(m): 1:53pm On May 14, 2022
ArewaHero:

Anyone that FAILS TO LISTEN won't FAILS TO SEE.

RESPECT MY BELIEVE I RESPECT YOURS

will YOU DIE if you don't Disrespect someone belief.

Thunder fire Prophet Mohammed blokos!

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Business / Re: Inoson Oil & Gas Ltd Discovers 8trillion Cubic Feet (TCF) Gas In Sierra Leone by Csami(m): 12:52pm On May 14, 2022
omenka:
Nice one. If I were innoson, I would also not bother investing a penny in the East any further given their penchant for destruction, dismemberment of "Sabos", and mutilation of female genital organs.

Waiting for the ipobic fleas to invade my mentions.

M0ron! You can’t even match his finger

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Pets / Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Csami(m): 11:57pm On May 13, 2022
I look at my local dog and I see a cute husky

E concern you not me

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