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Romance / Re: Funny Experience From Way Back,share Yours. by Csami(m): 12:20pm On Sep 11, 2022 |
I can relate. I was sitting outside the front of my room with a friend's sister, gisting. Then my female neighbor came back from her outing, greeted us, and went into her room. So 5mins later, two boys also my neighbors came out of their rooms and asked us if we saw who came back. These guys are the notorious peep masters. They can peep at you without you realizing you're being watched. They are so good that the girls do even suspect them. So I pointed to the room and these guys started heading towards the back where the window was located. The babe, I was talking with now asked me what those guys were up to. I just told her "no good". Like after a while, I heard the lady, my neighbor scream and suddenly, the two boys ran out to the front from the opposite direction. One ran outside, the other ran to his room opposite mine. The lady came out and asked us if we saw anybody outside just now and we said no. She told us that she was been peeped at while walking all the place looking. The peeper that ran outside then came back and asked her what happened. She now left us and followed the guy, explaining what happened. My friend's sister now started laughing, that how is she going to catch the person now that the person responsible has inserted himself inside her investigation. They were just walking and asking other people if they saw anybody running. I just told the babe, "dem dey catch ghost". 11 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Declares Mankind Is 'experiencing The Outbreak Of World War Three'(Pics) by Csami(m): 8:33pm On Sep 01, 2022 |
lol! make pope go rest abeg. when Ethiopia was fighting, mankind didn't see anything or experience war. 5 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Yuan Herong, A Female Chinese Doctor And Bodybuilder (Photos) by Csami(m): 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2022 |
I swear, this one go beat me wella 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Video:Tinubu Former Deputy Warns Nigerians He Will Turn Nigeria To Mafia State by Csami(m): 3:13pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
Lol I just watched valuwence! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Her First Child Belongs To My Friend! Should I Tell Her Husband? by Csami(m): 12:21am On Aug 13, 2022 |
Mrmakaveli200: Damn! This would make a good novel. The yahoo boy, the simp and the cheating hoe. I don’t think this cheating hoe can escape judgement. It’s only a matter of time before the truth becomes public knowledge. 8 Likes |
Programming / Re: When The Front-end Developer Meet The Ui /ux designer by Csami(m): 10:14pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
There’s this ui/ux guy I’ve been warning. The day I go jam for street eh! 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: “You Should Be Grateful To Tinubu’s Lagos For Helping You”Twitter User Tell Bovi by Csami(m): 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
FreeStuffsNG: Show proof and chop 100k na |
Politics / Re: “You Should Be Grateful To Tinubu’s Lagos For Helping You”Twitter User Tell Bovi by Csami(m): 8:17pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
FreeStuffsNG: See free 100k and chop. After today’s challenge, I know I won’t be taking someone’s opinion between the two of you seriously again Oya chop bet, no excuse! mrvitalis: |
Sports / Re: Birmingham 2022: Taiwo Osijo Claims Bronze In Women's Weightlifting Event by Csami(m): 9:54pm On Aug 02, 2022 |
BATified2023: Sense is far from you! Your drug baron should come and win election ... we dey wait |
Programming / Re: Write An Algorithm To Shuffle An Array by Csami(m): 10:54pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
GREATIGBOMAN: me likey but it's too much code |
Programming / Re: Write An Algorithm To Shuffle An Array by Csami(m): 10:51pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
chukwuebuka65: This code is full of bed bugs and caterpillars Too many syntax errors ranging from ";" to "mixture of capital and small letters " const number = [23. 474, 74, 37, 27] function shuffleArray(array) { return array.sort( () => Math.random() - 0.5 ); } console.log(shuffleArray(number)) |
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Is Egun By Tribe And Not Yoruba by Csami(m): 4:42pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
Advocate500: Loud it! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are A Liberal People. We Are Actually Open-minded Fools. by Csami(m): 12:31pm On Jul 20, 2022 |
See tears everywhere. Suddenly you crave for the break up of Nigeria because your Lagos landlord/drug dealer will likely not win come February. Tolerance kill una there! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Programming / Re: How Can I Understand The 'this' Keyword In Javascript by Csami(m): 7:38pm On Jul 18, 2022 |
In a function aka a method, you can use “this” to refer to a property in an object. Example const dog = { //property : value name: “husky”, legs: 4, sentence: function(){ return this.name + “ has “ + this.legs + “ legs”; //same as saying return dog.name + “ has “ + dog.legs + “ legs”; //husky has 4 legs } } console.log(dog.sentence()) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Watch Drama As Tinubu And Peter Obi Supporters Clash At PVC Registration Centre by Csami(m): 1:40pm On Jul 18, 2022 |
I love the way the obi guy carry end the vawulence! |
Programming / Re: How Can A Front-end Developer Get A Job With Zero Experience by Csami(m): 10:49pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
There’s no such thing as a developer without experience. |
Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How Landlord’s Son Killed Her Mother In Anambra by Csami(m): 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
LeoDeKing: Please have sense, for the sake of your children. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Javascript by Csami(m): 11:48am On Jun 28, 2022 |
Freecodecamp 1 Like |
Programming / Re: I Got Scammed!!! Devs Shine Your Eyes... by Csami(m): 11:46am On Jun 28, 2022 |
You Bleep up. You for just host am then send dem link. But how you wan take know?! You still fit put am for your repo then send dem the link. 1 Like |
Family / Re: What I Saw This Morning Made Me Believe The Popular Saying"life GOES ON" by Csami(m): 7:18pm On Jun 25, 2022 |
Keniwit: Lol! Reminds me of one episode in Vikings. This woman was mourning her husband. She cried that even I felt for her but the lord bishop also felt for her. Next episode, the crying widow was being “penised” by the bishop. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Lady Without Pants Twerks On Ruger Exposes Her Pubic Hairs On Stage (video) by Csami(m): 1:53pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
Most women are just sexual objects EOD! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Cannot Get Votes From The South East - Ike Ekweremadu (Video) by Csami(m): 1:49pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
See the slowpoke talking, what future is he talking about? He is a career politician, sitting on people future long before i was born. |
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: Tinubu Has Links To Street Gangs And Drug Cartels by Csami(m): 9:40am On Jun 22, 2022 |
ScamHunter: Kraken is actually owned by Hades. Zeus gave Hades permission to release it. |
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Train Passengers Fall Sick, Vomit Blood, Attacked By Snakes by Csami(m): 2:30pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
obiekunie01: Na guldier ultimate search na Just say na bandit dey organize this one 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Csami(m): 11:29am On Jun 08, 2022 |
Where the picture she upload? Post am make we see first 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Enugu Youths Turn Out En Masse To Collect Their PVC (Photos, Video) by Csami(m): 10:09pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
Arrewa: Chai Aboki! Who do una this thing? Even simple subtraction you can’t do. Na to hold political power dey una head. Add your underage children too. They make up the 5million |
Programming / Re: I Need Someone To Put Me Through by Csami(m): 10:52pm On May 30, 2022 |
Daviddrey: Go to freecodecamp.org. |
Romance / Re: Can't Get Over My Ex. Please Advice Me by Csami(m): 2:31pm On May 22, 2022 |
Lmao! She’s penis whipped! |
Education / Re: Talented Nigerian Girl Beats 49,900 Contestants From 170 Countries To Win $1bn by Csami(m): 7:19pm On May 19, 2022 |
1billion dollars!? Op, you don smoke that thing again 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: "The Punishment For Blasphemy Is Death" - Jamil Abubakar, Dangote’s Son-in-law by Csami(m): 1:53pm On May 14, 2022 |
ArewaHero: Thunder fire Prophet Mohammed blokos! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: Inoson Oil & Gas Ltd Discovers 8trillion Cubic Feet (TCF) Gas In Sierra Leone by Csami(m): 12:52pm On May 14, 2022 |
omenka: M0ron! You can’t even match his finger 2 Likes |
Pets / Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Csami(m): 11:57pm On May 13, 2022 |
I look at my local dog and I see a cute husky E concern you not me 1 Like |
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