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Business / Re: Fraud, Perjury, & Insider Trading At Flutterwave - David Hundeyin by CSNg: 6:39am On Apr 13, 2022
SocialJustice:
They ate Access bank, Arik air and Mastercard money, who are you that they can't eat your money? cheesy


My brother grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Portable Makes Money Rain At Airport As Staff Scramble To Pick by CSNg: 6:53pm On Apr 12, 2022
This Portable guy sef undecided

Stop making foólish people famous

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Business / Re: Fraud, Perjury, & Insider Trading At Flutterwave - David Hundeyin by CSNg: 6:52pm On Apr 12, 2022
I have always known Flutterwave to be a corrupt entity.

I made a payment through them to MallForAfrica and till today, the money entered voicemail. I complained to MallForAfrica and they blamed Flutterwave, I sent a ticket to Flutterwave and they blamed my bank (GTB) but deep down in me, I knew it was them (Flutterwave) that stole the money.

I also heard of stories from people who used them as a payment processor or their online services and payment gateway...they remit money from customers and it reflects on the dashboard of the clients but they would never remit to their bank accounts.

So with all this, I am not surprised!

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TV/Movies / Re: I Just Downgraded My Dstv After Feeling Cheated by CSNg: 1:01am On Mar 19, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
I'm a staunch chelsea fan. I hardly miss a Chelsea match. About 5months ago I bought DStv and subscribed for the compack package for 7900 + other changes making it 8k. And I ve been doing this since Nov.
However, to my disappointment I couldn't watch chelsea's champion league matches against lille. I also discovered that DStv compack package doesn't show other english teams games in the champions league. For instance the compack package didn't show Man City vs Sporting, didn't show Man U vs Atl Madrid and also didn't show liverpool match as well. Immediately I realized it makes no sense to me staying in that package. So I downgraded to DStv yanga.

I bought DStv because I was told that with the compack package I would be able to watch all Chelsea games. But I kind of feel disappointed that after paying 8k I've to still visit the viewing center to watch my match.
Besides I hardly ever have time for TV except when it's match time

Besides I ended up discovering a nice viewing center in area with a very big screen and mature audience.
So good for me

Just wondering if there are others too who feel they aren't getting value for money

If other Nigerians think like you, DSTv will close shop

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Phones / Re: A Nairalander Built A Mobile Phone Charger (photos) by CSNg: 12:58am On Mar 19, 2022
owagbeba:


Do you have a circuit diagram for this charger kit? I am particular curious about those displays. How did you configure them?

I designed a circuit diagram using vector graphics but lost it due to a faulty hard drive.
Phones / Re: A Nairalander Built A Mobile Phone Charger (photos) by CSNg: 1:01am On Mar 17, 2022
Anon4:
Can you make a laptop charger?

I made a laptop powerbank.

It can charge laptop and phones at the same time

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Men Have Problem With Helping A Fellow Man? My Experience. by CSNg: 3:31pm On Mar 12, 2022
OvertheTop:
Wow...if the Guy collapse....Die nko?
250V...

Collapse...Yes!

Die...Never!!

In normal electricity, it is the current (amps) that kills you and not the volts.

The taser is built in a way that they don't have enough current to electrocute anyone it touches and does not reach the heart unlike the conventional electric voltage.

It will only mess with the assailant's nervous system by paralysing the person and causing involuntary actions like peeing and pooing on themselves...other than that, the person will be very fine after some minutes. smiley

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Sports / Re: Premier League Board Disqualifies Abramovich As Director Of Chelsea FC by CSNg: 1:45pm On Mar 12, 2022
Simply because he is a Russian?

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Crime / Re: BRT Driver Told Bamise, 'Fine Girl, It’s Only You I’ll Pick’ – Brother by CSNg: 1:42pm On Mar 12, 2022
Lagos State Government knows what happened to that girl!

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Surprising Me; She Is Now A Direct Opposite Of Whom I Thought She Was by CSNg: 1:37pm On Mar 12, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Fake women everywhere , faking their life just to get married to a man.

Why pretending to be who you're not, you just want to pretend just to get married.

Op your wife wasn't a phila let's not even talk of nthropist, she's a selfish and a self-centered kind of person. She knows the type of person you are hence she pretend to be a giver and she succeeded in pressing your mumu button.

She wanted you to marry her and she has succeeded, now is the time for her to show you her real self. If you're not comfortable with the marriage , you can opt for divorce . Let her take her self-centered body to somewhere else.


Exactly. The wife manipulated him into marrying her.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Men Have Problem With Helping A Fellow Man? My Experience. by CSNg: 1:34pm On Mar 12, 2022
Sorry poster! It is encounters like yours that made me get a taser for myself. I can't be caught in a situation where I will be molested and manhandled by anyone anyhow.

The taser is disguised as a phone so when your attacker(s) are at it, you simply make the top have contact on his skin (whether clothed or unclothed) and it will send about 250volts of non lethal electricity shock waves on his body and you can free yourself from their grip which will immobilize them for like 10mins or thereabout which is enough time for you to make your escape.

You should get yours.

Peppers Sprays are also available.

Ladies can also get theirs to ward off rapists.

Check my signature.

Technology Market / Iphone Taser In Stock...give Criminals The SHOCK Of Their Lives by CSNg: 3:15am On Mar 07, 2022
Do you live in an area prone to phone thefts, car-jacking, robberies and kidnappings? Then this safety gadget is for you .

The Most Realistic Smart Phone taser on the Market: Perfect for men and women wanting a discreet but powerful self defense stun gun. It's made of the highest quality components to ensure reliability when you need it especially in this era of insecurity in Nigeria today.

Powerful Discrete Protection: Whether hidden in a pocket or in plain view, this cell phone taser looks like a normal phone until you turn it on and an electric current pulsates across the top, creating an intimidating electrical sound with electrical pulses to shock an attacker.
Extra Features: An LED flashlight and a loud ear-piercing alarm add to this cell phone taser so you are prepared for any situation that may require personal self defense.

Check bio for contact

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Politics / Re: IPOB Kills Herdsman, Shoots Igbo Man’s 30 Cows In Enugu (Photo) by CSNg: 9:00am On Feb 02, 2022
Useless group

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Politics / Re: 2023: President Buhari, Ahmad Lawan In Close-Door Meeting (Photos) by CSNg: 3:29pm On Feb 01, 2022
What is it with all this elbow dab that they do all in the name of COVID? It makes them look dumber.

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Phones / Re: How Africans Replied A Racist On Tiktok. by CSNg: 10:35am On Feb 01, 2022
Decryptor:


Oh no wonder A neighbor got it and transferred like 5gb to me at different occasions... I wasn't lucky to get mine.
Phones / Re: How Africans Replied A Racist On Tiktok. by CSNg: 9:28am On Feb 01, 2022
Decryptor:
This could be the reason why TikTok decided to reward Nigerians and I think Africans with 8000 slots of 25Gb of data few weeks back.

It wasn't 25gb. It was actually 50gb. 25gb and extra 25gb bonus.

Crime / Re: Housemaid Absconds With Her Madam's 2-Year-Old Son Praise Otojareri In Lagos by CSNg: 8:55pm On Jan 01, 2022
Haakeem:
alfa you don land your self for trouble,your eyes don clear ahbi? Alfa you are a mumu man!

That Alfa wanted to knack that Favor after prayers.
Crime / Re: Fraudster Who Lures Ladies To Hotels For Sex, Robbery Arrested In Katsina (Photo by CSNg: 12:19am On Dec 31, 2021
Biggie2000:

He probably used the girl's phone to trick her other friends that there is a maga waiting for them at a hotel, so they should come and chop. They rushed down to the hotel with full speed, thinking they will meet a maga that they will chop.

And the said friends didn't put a call thru the number as a confirmation that it is actually their friend that called them to come?

If this assertion of yours is true, then women are really fish-brained as touted.
Travel / Re: Andy Uba Lands His Private Jet At Anambra Int'l Airport: Video by CSNg: 4:15pm On Dec 30, 2021
BlackfireX:
Private jet?? How did he get the money


Airport?? More like local airport




Is this supposed to be news... stop pushing your region roforofo down our neck

E pain you grin

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Agriculture / Re: Can You Make A Biogas Storage Bag? by CSNg: 2:59am On Dec 30, 2021
mfm04622:


Yes. I found someone who imports the bag from China. However, I am thinking of importing mine. Issue is the shipment cost is soo high. Imagine buying something for $50 and shipping it to Nigeria by $600!

F*ck! shocked shocked

That high shipment should be charges by UPS, DHL etc...I don't think that it would be that expensive using other lower logistics companies like NIPOST's and some other local ones here in Nigeria that have outlets there in China.
Agriculture / Re: Can You Make A Biogas Storage Bag? by CSNg: 1:10am On Dec 27, 2021
Poster...Found anything yet?
Business / Re: Nasarawa Government Bans Charcoal Use, Sale by CSNg: 1:00am On Dec 27, 2021
Immorttal:
you'll think they look good offline. Ladies and gentlemen i present to you saphire. They fugly biatch forming cinderella online shouting 'the future is female' upandan

Wait o...is that really Saphire? cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s First Son, Boluwatife's Room Sparks Reactions (Video) by CSNg: 4:00pm On Dec 12, 2021
Nigerians and their joblessness! undecided

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Webmasters / Re: My Website Shows "Blank 1" White Screen - Am I Attacked? by CSNg: 3:55pm On Dec 12, 2021
Fapemz:



Pls remove the interjections sign at the back


www.cooldipo.com

Anyway, that being said...do you sell LiFEPo4 cells?
Religion / Re: Shiloh2021: Why Bishop Oyedepo Will Continue To Be The Richest Pastor In Nigeria by CSNg: 11:47am On Dec 12, 2021
Karlovych:
He will continue to prey on the gullible sheep that cannot think for themselves, Jesus never owned a donkey or a school in Bethlehem, Galilee, Judea or Nazareth.
He fed the poor, healed the sick whenever he ministered to people unlike these ones that only need you to sow a seed to enrich themselves and their families.

Abeg leave that thing! What about the Late TB Joshua who never owned a school and was a great philanthropist? Yet people said all manner of evil against him.

No matter what you do or how you live your life, people must talk so do whatever makes you happy.

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Webmasters / Re: My Website Shows "Blank 1" White Screen - Am I Attacked? by CSNg: 11:28am On Dec 12, 2021
Fapemz:
I have one of the best mobile and portable Power solution for Laptop, router, fan, CCTV, Tv and DECODER with rave review.

300wh that can power your laptop for about 10 hours for 55k

480wh, can power pc for more 18hours for 80k

1260wh, can power your pc for 3 days on a single charge, 200k

We also supply them all with intelligent lithium charger that shows red light when charging and green when full as well as laptop connector with multiplug pins. www.cooldipo.com! 080.653.1.6307

Oga, your website link is dead!

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Webmasters / Re: My Website Shows "Blank 1" White Screen - Am I Attacked? by CSNg: 11:24am On Dec 12, 2021
Lol...reason why I hate WordPress!!

They will make website design easy for you with so-called plugins but when there is a glitch,you get confused and frustrated like the poster! grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift BBNaija's Liquorose A Bouquet Made With Hard Currency (Photos, Video) by CSNg: 7:05pm On Oct 11, 2021
saasala:


You can go and die then.

I cant post links on NL for fear of being banned. Fool!

The unlimited VPS hosting I have comes with free SSL. And I have my way of buying godaddy domain for $1. Google "one dollar domain on Godaddy."

Fvck you!

Scammer! Keep looking for people to lure with your fake promise of e-commerce website! Thiéf!!

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Family / Re: My Cousin refuses to do any house chores because he's a guy by CSNg: 5:19pm On Oct 11, 2021
@Abetterperson

Let's hear from your cousin first!

Cos I don't really think that you would calmly ask him to grind pepper and he would flare up. You might have raised your voice on him simply because of the entitlement that "you own the house" under where he is taking shelter .

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift BBNaija's Liquorose A Bouquet Made With Hard Currency (Photos, Video) by CSNg: 5:11pm On Oct 11, 2021
saasala:


I am a web developer and I have built such eCommerce website for a lot of clients using WordPress, which means I have a template on ground and a big hosting where I can host multiple websites...So I am technically not paying for hosting...And it is easy for me to build since I will just have to adjust the template on ground to fit into what the new client wants...And that is why I called it a promo.

I only need an urgent 100k to add to some money and sort some things. 5 clients and I am okay.

And yeah, the 6 bedroom duplex comparison is off. Find something more similar to compare it with.

Shalom!

Oga, the cheapest domain name goes for about $10. SSL which is a basic requirement in e-commerce websites is a minimum of $20 which is like close to the 20k you are talking about.

So you want to wait till you get 5 clients before you put things in order?

You didn't even put up links of your works. Bros I still doubt you.
Career / Re: 3 Marketing Lessons We Can Learn From Netflix's "Squid Game' by CSNg: 4:56pm On Oct 11, 2021
Squid Game!

If only I had used the almost 3Gb I used in downloading that useless over-hyped King Of Boys to download Squid Game, I would have been a happier person.

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