The first one

What if the world ends before then

Larsody: I support ASUU stand on lingering strike.

U are obviously not a student. Prolly a jamb customer.

I want to know when I'll die b4 I die.

Abeg, who be Dondumex OH!! Its the BRAT . Ok go on... Damn! Dis dude is urgly as furkk!!

Did U know that Nasir isa Fagge is now a dry cleaner?

Na me be Timaya,I dey strike like ah thunder, dey blow like bazooka!

LMAO! The bride already looks fed up.

www.nairaland.com/cumpaddre
PM Me ooo

Abeg who get light I wan come charge ma phone.

berem: He has a striking resemblance with Yar'adua too

I thought I'm d only 1 dat has noticed this. Well, it doesn't stop him from being a wicked gay! Unemployment market beckons

Babzilla:

THE NIGGER WHO BEAT HIS WIFE SOME TIME BACK
AND THEN THE YOUTHS KICKED HI A$$

Wow! Really

ichommy:

Fish seller from Burundi, he also an actor in Burullywood.

Lmao

Okay Ladies & Gents, without wasting much time writing what's not important, my best nigerian music video this year has got to be P-squares "Personally"(I'm not a huge fan tho but you gotta give it to that vid, I've watched it uncountable times but I'm still not tired of watching it). My worst vid undoubtedly goes to Moe-Musa's version of Davido's "skelewu". The video is clean & clear, Yes but wetin konsine skelewu with hospital n white zombies?? The most annoying scene in that vid is where Davido called that silly black-british boy with his silly accent . Its so annoying

Add yours!!

Who is he

Bleep Fagge! The unemployment market is waiting for him.

This shudnt be on d front page naw? Its a silly joke. MODS! Some people might take this serious. Sen.Chris Ngige should not be ridiculed for loosing an election. The MOD's should know that Nairaland is a widely visited website nd the Senator himself might decide to take Legal action if he see's this. Seun or Mukina2, think..

Chelcy10: And while creating a nairaland account on sept. 13th 2013 you couldn't think of any username, rather than impersonate me with chelcy?
Can't you be creative a bit?

Painment

taharqa:

Ngwa mecho nu gi (I think I get am? )!!

God forbid bad thing... Infact, the Devil is a Liar.

Join wetin

LOOOOOOL! A PEEEE SEEEAAAA

I pray it happens, so Fagge can be denied of job anywhere he goes.

ASUU don enter Jona wahala.

Sincere 9gerian:
The greatest mistake ever made by Tinubu was hiring a nincompoop like you to promote him and APC online.

Lemmie ask you a question bro, what if u wake up one day and you hear the news on the radio that GEJ has joined APC. What will you do?

Arsha_07: source!! abeg

My brother, na ofe-akwu nd pepper soup ooo.

GBAM! I can't wait to see FAGGE soo Jobless that he has time to STRIKE olamide's gunman pose and post the pictures on twitter. LMFAO!!!

njokusboy: I don't know why we are making too much noise about this... I hardly think signing any agreement is a problem.. There are two contending issues here, the first is the outrageous request by ASUU to be paid a salary which they didn't work for, a point all the anti GEJS here are too hypocritical to address....
The second is dat secret demand which ASUU does not want to share with the masses, that demand which they feel might make them lose public sympathy... That is the problem here... Ever bothered to ask why the much talked about 2009 agreement was shrouded in secrecy?? Let us learn to use our heads...

Ooooooooo GOD! Where dis Barman seff?? BARMAN!!! ***yes bros*** OYA MIX GULDER, STAR & SMIRNOFF ICE FOR 1 CRATE, DRAG AM COME, MAKE I SHARE FOR ALL MY PEOPLE. ***okay bros*** DO AM QUICK QUICK Ooo ***okay bros***

taharqa: Who told you it has not been 'signed'?? The Agreement reached with d President has already been sent, and signd by d Permanent Secretary, Min of Education. ASUU is howeva just insisting that it shld be signd by d Attorney-General of d Federation. I read this in one of d Papers this morning. OR wait, you are want/expected d President himself to sign an agreement?.... I am not even sure they are signing another MOU altogether; the problem is that ASUU is astonishingly hoarding Info on d process, such that most people don't even know what they want again. Their NEC meeting in Kano for instance, was held under an ultra-secret place and environment, such that NO single Newspaper still know what reali went on in that meeting, except from crumbs of Info from 'Anonymous Sources'!! Want is ASUU reali up to? Want do they reali want, now ie what are their current demands? Why all d Secrecy and Shenanigans??

BARMAN!! ***yes bros*** DRAG ANOTHER CRATE OF GULDER COME FOR DIS MY OGA WEY WEAR WHITE FOR HERE!! ***okay bros**