I Know nothing about cars... I just come learn

Seems Like you dont want papa bomboy to carry passengers with his car again

Miserablemee:
How horrible and miserable, Nysc gave me Kano, Enugu, Rivers and ¿Kwara. They deprived me of my beloved Lagos.
Nysc, una fada left lap.
Please how do I change my degree qaul from B.Sc to B.A and, I almost collapsed when I saw 2nd class lower instead of upper during my reg, how do I change this too?

Click on course correction

Hmmm

The Governor of Ekiti State, Ayodele Fayose, escaped death by a whisker on Tuesday after fire consumed his Mercedes-Benz G-Class on the Oshodi-Apapa Expressway, Lagos State.

The PUNCH learnt that the vehicle had just had a lone accident when the governor fled it and escaped into another car which was in his convoy.

It was gathered that traffic officials with the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority and the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency later responded to the incident.

A traffic official and witness said the driver of the G-Class, who waited behind until the fire was put off, later went in to pack some burnt N500 notes and other items in the car.

He said, “The accident happened around 1.30pm on the Oshodi-Apapa Expressway inward Airport Road. It happened on the Oshodi bridge, not too far from the LASTMA’s headquarters.

“We cannot tell the exact cause of the fire. We gathered from those at the scene that the governor was in the G-Class when the accident happened and he quickly escaped into another car in his convoy.

“On getting to the scene, we saw the driver who tried to cover his face with a Fez cap. He watched helplessly as the fire raged on. We alerted the state fire service and LASEMA. The LASEMA response unit had to take one way to access the accident scene because the road was blocked because of the inferno.

“On arrival, they were able to douse the fire. The vehicle was seriously burnt. The driver did not talk to anybody. We saw as he started packing some of the burnt cash in the car. They were N500 notes. He packed the money with some other items into a polythene bag. This was in the presence of traffic officials and the police. We later cleared the traffic as the carcass of the car was towed away by LASEMA.”

However, the Special Assistant to Fayose on New Media and Public Communications, Lere Olayinka, said the governor was not in the car.

In a statement he issued on the incident on Wednesday, Olayinka explained that Fayose was heading for the Lagos airport when the car got burnt.

He said the cause of the accident remained a mystery.

Source http://punchng.com/fire-razes-fayoses-g-class-in-lagos-•-we-saw-driver-packing-burnt-cash-from-vehicle-traffic-officer/

Yhemit:


to be frank with you...
you don't suppose pay that cafe guy again

She should just try. Some opened another account here. That's why we tell people to wait till they have finished everything before paying for call up letter. In that case if there's a mistake, they can open another account

IneedSugarMumy1:
Na the girl still win again, tiny dick and 55k salary




Make I go faint for jubrin head

Read it well. She called his salary Tiny dick. If $55k salary is tiny dïck compared to what we earn in Nigeria, my salary no get dïck.

Yhemit:


looolz... some people funny die

You never know if it will work. That's how we were told JAMB software needs password to exit but alt+F4 did the trick. Every software has its flaws

—THE Clan Head of Obong in Etim Ekpo Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, Chief Tuesday Jumbo, was, on Tuesday, abducted by gunmen in his palace.

men stormed the palace of Chief Jumbo at Ikot Nya village on motorcycle and whisked him away in the presence of family members. A family member told Vanguard: “Up till now, we are in fear because the kidnappers are yet to contact the family. We don’t know whether he was kidnapped for ransom or to be killed.” The State Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Bala Elkana, said four suspects have been arrested and were helping the Police investigations.

Source https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/akwa-ibom-monarch-tuesday-jumbo-kidnapped/

doctorkush:
you see that guy that posted last. they smashed before exchanging numbers. SA girls are just too free....


God I called you in the other post to transfer me to SA or give them the girls here and exchange with theirs.


baba pick up, pls am still waiting

Pablo Escobar... NARCOS!!!!

Highorbit:
After the careless cafe guy has submitted it? She better rush down to the closest secretariat and complain.

I doubt if it will change anything. If she hasn't selected any state or printed, she either opens another account or do it again.

That moment when you are about to send a break up text to bae.. And you receive one from her

As posted on reddit by user ToastedCookieOats

Today after a 1st Date. I guess I'm not allowed to not like her

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/60p7dv/today_after_a_1st_date_i_guess_im_not_allowed_to/

Cc Lalasticlala

And this guy is having none of that

C

B

A

So after reading this thread, https://www.nairaland.com/4138245/lady-begs-ex-wants-leak I decided to take my aproko to the next level and went off to instagram, couldn't find her account but twitter helped.

And there she was. This is her super story. What do you guys think



Tweet link https://mobile.twitter.com/buhle_booh/status/923317481577615360

Chemike16:
Please ooo
I need help
My friend was trying to register yesterday.......her biometric was nt succesful de cybercafe guy told her dat he is gonna try another person so he did and he didnt remember to log de acct out and it went through. Now my friend has someones biometeric and pasdport on her nysc profile.
Urgent response needed please!!!!

let her do the capture again

Cinderelly:

Lol...if it were when my blood was hot, I would have "taken offence''...
But, the fact is you've said the TRUTH
I've learnt fashion designing for the 7months before now... Guess I will continue or step up my business (lol..no time).

I have something that may be of help to you though, relates to fashion designing too. it's easily overlooked but my little secret. don't know how to get it across to you.

GraveMan:
10. He Supports You In Anything That Will Make You Happy

What if it will make me sad?

GraveMan:
8. He Makes Makes Your Wish A Reality

Now I will dispute this. In fact all these rules are just too much. Can't we just love and find our own part? I see some persons relationships breaking over this particular one and some guys trying too hard and it will be detrimental.

This particular one, I disagree with. Some wishes are meant to be wishes and some wishes are meant to be left till oga get money.

GraveMan:
7. He Cares About Your Health

Nah. Not me. I easily catch cold.

GraveMan:
3. He Prefers Spending Time With You Rather Than His Friends

Story... If babe cannot follow me to go and watch football how can I know she loves me?

Nddytex08:
Done n dusted with Reg.. GOD HELP ME.
Who has this same
Combo

Benue

Ebonyi

Kaduna

Ogun

Kaduna, Ogun

united442:


thank you very very much,with ur pic,they order for the external webcam and did exactly wat u said,it work and its all going fine now.

Happy to help

Make sure your face shows like this with enough lighting.

Highorbit:
Yes. Let them work on the site for Christ sake

It's not even the site.. It's the fücking bandwidth.. Seems like them dey use 250mb bandwidth

Cinderelly:

People were there yesterday, nah story dem give them. The Dean was also there and he was making them realise that names can't be sent again. That NYSC gave them total no of students to send, which has been completed... So, will I just wait till may like this, what will I be doing for another 7/8 months.

Personal development..

united442:



the main problem is the biometric face capture

we have solved that problem. use the sun light

So that the sun can illuminate the persons face.

Make sure that background is white

I snapped this from outside just so you can see how bright it is

Aiit, am in ozoro and from 7 - now, 15 persons completed. others taking capture

tip:

use your phone to register, then do the biometric from any center then go back to phone to continue.
so you can finish on time.

you can make the payment later.

to append signature,

sign on piece of paper, snap it, crop it and upload it to imageoptimizer. net to reduce the size. on the site, leave quality at Normal, change size to 100 x 100 and click optimize now. the size should reduce to about 4kb.

then download and upload to nysc site and append

extra tip. the genotype usually wipes when you click save and continue so always check

Bryt07:
Please i mistakenly clicked continue without payment, will i still be able to make payment during the registration?

after registration