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Family / Re: Pregnant Woman Who Posed With 20,000 Bees In Maternity Shoot Had Stillbirth(Pic by cyber5(m): 5:33pm On Nov 17, 2017
And this shit kind of funny to me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout The Arsenal Of The Most Armed Man In The U.S., His Comment(Photos) by cyber5(m): 4:26pm On Nov 12, 2017
Mehn My dream business
Literature / Re: Nairaland Literature Awards Of The Year- Poetry Included-- Voting Thread by cyber5(m): 12:25am On Nov 11, 2017
Novel

2. Thriller/Mysteries Detective, Crime-
souloho19, OyinPrince

3. Horror-- ghostwritter

4. Comedy--foxyflow flow1759

5. Magical/Fantasy--Apollux

6. Most Consistent
Novelist--souloho19

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by cyber5(m): 3:39pm On Nov 10, 2017
They're all going to die

What's he gonna do!
Rape everyone to death?

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Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by cyber5(m): 2:55pm On Nov 10, 2017
I have an enemy. There is a hidden person that is opposing me and wants to thwart my plans always.


Ruel is the secret enemy. But the question is who is exactly.



This story go get part 2
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by cyber5(m): 10:33pm On Nov 08, 2017
Apollux
are you human
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Rests His Head On Bidemi Kosoko's Chest. Caption Photo by cyber5(m): 6:10pm On Nov 08, 2017
lonngmann:
Nothing serious.
This is just a case of double marking for Osita.
The part circle blue. To draw him close...but gently. The part circled red to push him back firmly in case he gets carried away and he wants more.
See as his hand ( circled yellow dey dangle, can't go all the way to the back *dangerous zone**)

From all analysis, he is not getting past the foam in her bra.
If he was, he would have closed his eyes.

I mean, who would be comforted by bossoms and will open eye grin


Bros you madt gan ooo


this your analysis na die
Webmasters / Re: 2.7k Twitter Account And 3.4k Likes Page For Sale. by cyber5(m): 5:29pm On Nov 07, 2017
Patrick051:
ain't active on whatsapp and got no data for that, instead msg me on facebook www.fb.com/mixta.enu

I've sent a message on fb

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Car Talk / Re: Ferrari's Newly Unveiled £3m FXX-K Evo Hypercar Is Like A Fighter Jet On Wheels by cyber5(m): 8:37am On Nov 07, 2017
in this life

i must be successful
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by cyber5(m): 7:13pm On Nov 06, 2017
Apollux
What more can i say
Literature / Re: INSOMNIA by cyber5(m): 2:06pm On Nov 05, 2017
@Chukswrites lemme spread mat first and read

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Literature / Re: Almost by cyber5(m): 1:59pm On Nov 05, 2017
souloho19:
hor=Favouritetega post=62044862] Noted, thanks
I'm here ma'am..oya come and continue.
at first I wasn't really digging your method of he said..he told her..etc but as I read on I realized its quite unique.
just keep on writing wink
Meneski cyber5 nastynic(long tym bruh) come check this out
Thanks boss
lemme spread my mat

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Events / Re: Nigerian Owambe Party Where Camp Gas, Travel Bags Were Given As Souvenirs(Photos by cyber5(m): 11:55pm On Oct 29, 2017
mehn

yoruba owanbe is bae
Romance / Re: Weirdest Sex Records In The World(Photos) by cyber5(m): 12:47pm On Oct 29, 2017
melo melo la fe ri
Family / Re: What Would You Do To Him If He Is Your Son At The Moment(Photo) by cyber5(m): 11:58am On Oct 28, 2017
This boy dey watch too much action movies and Wrestling
Fast and Furious, Mission Impossible.

I will jejely put him down and perform a RKO on him

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Romance / Re: Man Cries For Help As Two Women In Bikini Twerk On Him Inside A Pool by cyber5(m): 1:53am On Oct 28, 2017
His case is different
Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 12:28am On Oct 28, 2017
meneski:
... My guy thank you buh! I don select Ghost Stag. Though that will be a general name it will be knwn by. But a more magical name still dey. Thanks again.

ok na

cook the story on time
Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 11:11pm On Oct 27, 2017
meneski:
Abulor is it not cliche Abeg fire me another name. I was in our fantasy group today and some one pointed it out. Am trying to be a bit original here. Though Tolkien has covered a lot of medieval stories, there still that creative self dat wants to be first to make this and dat. Abeg give me options on the deer's name.

I posted the suggestions for the deer name yesterday, but i got banned for it and my post was hidden. My ban was just lifted.

The names are

Gremlin Moose

Anubis

lemme try to remember the third one
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Test Fires SATAN TWO Ballistic Missile That Can Carry 12 Nuclear Warheads by cyber5(m): 12:22pm On Oct 27, 2017
In 2baba's voice so i said to myself This world we're living in is coming to an end

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Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 4:31pm On Oct 26, 2017
meneski:
.. Dis Demiguise was used in by Rowlings

sure. Rowlings used it in
Harry Potter
Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 11:05pm On Oct 25, 2017
meneski:
... Guy u b carpenter? See as u nak nail for head. I swear am going with this.


lol

glad i helped
Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 7:58pm On Oct 25, 2017
meneski
Sword of Burning Solitude. Sword of Ancient Secrets Sword of Fury Sword of Iron Skin
Demiguise(deer)


concotion Flask of Broken Lock Potion of the Unknown Flask of Oblivion Tonic of Ghostly Essence Brew of the Phoenix
Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by cyber5(m): 1:02am On Oct 25, 2017
Nice choice of words but your stupidity still AMAZES me


if had just a bit of my IQ, you'd still remain stupid seeing that you can't apply the little you've got

if my mother trained you, your life would've gotten better.



widepussy:


Even if you were a thousand times wiser, you'd still be stupid ...
my moniker is giving you sleepless nights shey?
well, a saying goes: something must kill a man... I guess urs is stupidity,
and as for the music, shove it ur mother's throat cos I know her pussie is wide also.
weyrey, omo osan tonko ponpo ba iyae ni ile.

widepussy:


See, you're mad! look at the underfed repulsive, ugly looking donkey I'm arguing with.
go and argue with ur parents at home.
I checked your pics and I see you ain't worth it.....I'm out
Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by cyber5(m): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2017
widepussy:

I'm so disgusted by your comments.....


it seems a donkey ate your placenta cos I can tell you're a dumb ass.


And I can tell you live in LADIES PAD
like us PERIOD! PUN INTENDED!
now beat that!


Ladies Pad!


If it were so, it would be ladies with a bright future, not the ones with WIDEPUSSY(IES)

PS: Download Pryse- Story of OJ (woman)

it should teach you a lesson or two



Now

Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 10:07pm On Oct 23, 2017
meneski:
.. Abeg answer my question before highness, b4 u ansa anoda tin biko.



I dey find money in oo
Literature / Re: Deer(fantasy) by cyber5(m): 6:46pm On Oct 23, 2017
meneski:
Donteanz eRock247 jaesharp Damibiz cyber5 cyberrex bigbauer sleemoon... Were una dey?


i don show

i need kwale weed and sirmouf ice
Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by cyber5(m): 5:11pm On Oct 23, 2017
widepussy:


and this piece of bunk statement composed by a potential cretin made me chuckle.


nigga! you don't want to stand a chance, cos I know it quite all right that I'm disrespectful when it comes to doing this!


and you could have just dodged that by not quoting me again, but you chose to, and that was how I got to know ur brain is doing you more harm than good...
we can do this all day nigga! let's keep the ball rolling!



You never learn!!!

Now imagine how a new naira note feels like in the hand..
Yeah that crispy feeling.

You can picture it right??



That can be related to your brain.


Your brain is still good as new seeing you never used it.
Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by cyber5(m): 7:24pm On Oct 22, 2017
widepussy:

it seems your brain is paining you....
duyu have to show every damn body you are stupid by quoting me?

oponu akindanidani oshi.


I've touched a very sensitive nerve of someone's body. It must have met you on a wrong side. Exactly what i was hoping for.....



You have showed your level of immaturity by replying.
Grow up ma'am



Anyways am in the mood to dish insults. Reply if you're ready

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Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by cyber5(m): 3:56pm On Oct 22, 2017
widepussy:
virginity is overrated.

MhizzAJ:
28...She tried
What's even the big deal about virginity undecided

Introduce yourselves to each other...

Birds of the same feather mother...


Don't start biting me oo

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