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Romance / Re: Question Of The Day, Will You Do It??...(photo) by cyprianlah(m): 4:41pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day, Will You Do It??...(photo) by cyprianlah(m): 4:40pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Romance / Question Of The Day, Will You Do It??...(photo) by cyprianlah(m): 4:30pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Nairalanders will you give your mum a dirty slap for that tempting amount?? Me! my mama go disown me if a no slap her Lets keep it rolling....... 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Not All An Cheat. by cyprianlah(m): 9:23pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Education / Re: Your Style Of Hanging Bag In School Was? (photo) by cyprianlah(m): 9:20pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Ooo! Op u make me remember my bosco cross bag 'D' d give swagg die! |
Romance / One Week After Marriage, Zamfara Wife Seeks Divorce Over Husband's Big Manhood by cyprianlah(m): 4:45pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
A mild drama played out at the Sharia Court, Samaru, Gusau, Zamfara State, during the week, when a housewife, Aisha Dannupawa, asked the court to dissolve her one-week old marriage to her husband, Ali Maizinari, because she could not bear the size of his manhood. When the case was called up for hearing, the woman told the court that married Maizinari after her first marriage hit the rocks. According to the mother of three, before she moved into her new husband's home, as tradition demanded, she was invited into his parents' house, which marked the beginning of her nightmare. She said: "when he came, we had s*x but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the s*x, it turned out to be something else because his joystick was too big". She told the court that after that first painful experience, she took some medication, which was given to her by her mother. "I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs", she added. "Two days later, when he came to visit me, we had s*x again but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his joystick", the distraught wife told the court. In his defence, Maizinari did not deny the accusation and even told the court that he was willing to grant his wife’s prayer for divorce but on the condition that she pays back the dowry and all that he spent on her during the courtship. When he was asked to state the amount, Maizinari disclosed that what he expected from her was N60,000. President of the court, Alhaji Mamman Shinkafi, told the couple to try and reconcile as he refused to dissolve the union. |
Romance / Re: Nlanders, Pls What Should I Do Now? by cyprianlah(m): 9:04pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
LIAR'ONS everywer |
Romance / Re: Signs She's Cheating On You by cyprianlah(m): 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Signs She's Cheating On You by cyprianlah(m): 8:41pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Signs She's Cheating On You by cyprianlah(m): 8:23pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
1 Like |
Romance / Re: Hilarious Depiction Of Nigerian Girls. Where Do You/your GF Belong??? by cyprianlah(m): 8:16pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
My own is zenith bank, nd its nt on d list 31 Likes |
Romance / Re: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by cyprianlah(m): 8:02pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Dimples192: God wil not forgive u givin sm1 false hope |
Romance / Re: Signs She's Cheating On You by cyprianlah(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Signs She might not be doin all dis ur signs, buh she cheat pass student wa no read for exams Girls pretending since 1800BC 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Things You Must Not Tell About Your Relationship by cyprianlah(m): 7:49pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Tel dm ma broda We're is dis geh Amaka have u seen it |
Romance / Re: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by cyprianlah(m): 7:37pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Lol...10 seconds in bed, na fowl ni ?? 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Hilarious Vacancy Post (photo) by cyprianlah(m): 1:59pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Apply fast..... Mods do the needful 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Why Obasanjo Endorsed Buhari by cyprianlah(m): 10:27am On Feb 22, 2015 |
GboyegaD: If it takes me a whole day to sit on my computer to try and let u knw dat GEJ is d best ting dat has ever happened to nigeria' so be it. Shun dictatorship Vote democracy |
Politics / Re: Why Obasanjo Endorsed Buhari by cyprianlah(m): 10:22am On Feb 22, 2015 |
LagosBoi2: The funniest aspect of dis drama is dat does sayin der wan to change nigeria, are not hearin d word change for d first time, why didn't der change wen der had d opportunity?? Obasanjo is a failed president, Buhari a specialist in failure |
Politics / Why Obasanjo Endorsed Buhari by cyprianlah(m): 8:03am On Feb 22, 2015 |
Just few days ago, Obasanjo endorsed General Buhari as the man to deliver this nation. I was personally shocked, when I heard the news. This is because, I was expecting Baba to stay at the touch line, and leave Nigerians to study his body language. But the masquerade could not control his dance in the public market. Hence he mistakenly flogged his own mother who is also a trader in the market. Nigerians, I am left with no option than to tell us that, these ex-generals and their boys are up to something. The issue at hand is not all about the presidential seat. But rather, the national cake (oil blocks). Less I forget, is it not the same Obasanjo who woke up and hand picked his puppet 2011, who eventually grew like Joseph the messiah of Egypt? Is it not the same Obj that told us 2011, that General Buhari is too old to rule this country? Is it not the same Obj that told us Buhari is a dictator? Somebody should have a rethink like me. We must understand the preacher's language before decoding his message. If Obj can take a swift and prefer General Buhari to Jonathan, a puppet he dedicated his energy and resources to win 2011 election, then as an average Nigerian, we should have a rethink and ask our leaders what is so special in Aso Rock. If leadership is to serve the people, why is it that,the ex-generals finally gang up against their new recruit on account of change? If we're to outline the sins of Mr.President, are the ex- generals not guilty of such sins? One may ask why is OP taking a swift? Everybody wants change. But I am astonished the way and manner these ex- general joined the train of change. Is it that, this is the first time they heard the word change? If NO, why did they not change this country when they were given opportunity? Why advocating for change now when the puppet body language shows he Will not renew their oil blocks licence? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet purchased equipment to monitor and reduce vandalism? Why advocating for change now, when the strong headed puppet wiped out their ghost names from the civil service pay roll? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet sacked your boys as corrupt ministers? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to dump Sambo for another puppet? Why advocating for change when he refused to kill Nigerians indiscriminatel y. But rather he is exploiting all means of dialogue. Unlike your Odi brutal killings and destruction. Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to twist governors hands with EFCC to pave his way like you did? Why advocating for change now, when at 72 years, you still tell your children of 50years they are the leaders of tomorrow? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to give you the fertilizer deal? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to jail your enemies? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to rig election for your daughter? Why advocating for change now, when in your time railways were not working? Why advocating for change, when in your time, our judiciary could not delivered a fair judgement in favour of oppositions? Baba,Nigerians are fed up of you sitting in Otta, deciding their future. We want to decide our destiny with the help of God. We want to practice true democracy by using our votes to decide our future. Let the good works or antecedents of our leaders speak volume for them. Just after the presidential chat with Mr.President, we discovered that, you, your colleagues and errant boys, are spreading false informations to pave your way to aso rock. Lastly, I challenge you Baba, # Tinubu, # atiku and others to tell Nigerians you don't have oil blocks or you Generals are not fighting the last battle to protect your oil blocks. They won't come out and speak my brothers and sisters. They want us to believe they are fighting for us. When they have their own local refineries at their backyards. R..I.P Fela: Animals wan dash me my human right.SMH |
Romance / Tribute To The Typical Nigerian Lover by cyprianlah(m): 4:44pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
He lives each day trying to please his woman, he may have other girls but he places no one above her, his wish, above all things is peace, a month, a week, or even a day without her ‘nags’. He keeps up with her PMS secretly praying for her to be fine. When she cries for no reason, he yells at her, not out of hatred but so she’d learn to be strong in case he is not around. He keeps his phone away just so she’d not be sad and he can’t really figure why she is always on the lookout for it. He tries to remember all relevant dates but since its more than one, he gets confused, in order not to mess it up with a mistake, he’ll rather be quiet about it all. The things she expects of him, the ones she sees on tv are not just his ways, if he tries to do them, he’ll most likely look like a fool, but he loves her in his own way, he honestly wishes she could see. While she’s asleep, he opens his eyes, fixes his gaze on her and he’s happy to have found such a pretty woman, but just as she stirs he looks away, like he never noticed her. She is his love, she is his life and he wish he could go to the roof top to say it but the words would not just come. He provides for her, protects and honors his woman, he is quiet while she’s there but turns to a roaring lion fighting for her once she leaves. He is constantly wishing he could rip open his heart and show her so she will see that the other girls, the phone calls; the messages don’t take her place. They are just bad habits which he needs her cooperation to overcome. He really wants to propose and get married to her but he doesn’t want her to push him just yet. He has his fears too, fear of broken home, fear of being tagged a failure at marriage, fear of not being the father he is expected to be. His whole world revolves around her, but in a rather queer way, different from what is written in those books. And then, despite all her nagging, screaming, trailing and monitoring him, he’s most likely prepared to stay with her and not divorce her, because if not for any other reason, she is the mother of his kids. Have you met him yet? He is the typical Nigerian guy. The one we all grumble about yet can’t live without. |
Romance / Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by cyprianlah(m): 3:23pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by cyprianlah(m): 2:42pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
chimerase2: Badt guy, wetin go be dat thing?? |
Romance / Valentine Should Be Trade By Barter... by cyprianlah(m): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a Q10? A tie and expect Brazilian hair? Singlet and expect iPad? Cuff-links and expect iPhone 6? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at SFC Fastfood? ...Well, the National Association of Nigerian Boyfriends (NABNB-) says it should be trade by barter this Valentine Oooh - Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.-If she gives you roll- on, buy her "Vaseline". -She gives you cufflinks; give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. -If she shows up at your door empty- handed, put CRBC or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing). - If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.-She gives you a flower; you give her yellow bush.... Daz'All!!Compliments!! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Brain Teaser!!! Dead Wife...(photo) by cyprianlah(m): 11:18pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Truckpusher: I could bet my life dat u peeped the answer frm the comments OLODO |
Nairaland / General / Re: Brain Teaser!!! Dead Wife...(photo) by cyprianlah(m): 11:15pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
hapi4eva: Photocopy machine wan folo comment |
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