Politics / Re: Nigeria Protests Over Biafra Activist's Arrest - BBC by Dallazday(m): 2:42pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
naijapips02:
Yeah, you can do that. But not for the release of Kanu. Let the rule of law run it's course. foolish fool |
Education / Re: How To Recover Or Bounce Back After A Bad First Year In School by Dallazday(m): 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
francizy: OP, never you take the words of the ode buruku above me serious ^^^ This is because prayers and no effort will definitely lead to undiluted failure.
On the topic at hand, OP, I used to be the kind of student who reads only a few days to exams only to obtain pass grades and move to the next class. Did all that in secondary school and during my WAEC/NECO and scaled thru. This is because i had no good secondary school background and no one was there to advise me. I wasnt even given the opportunity to study, hence i made up my mind that once i gained admission into Uni, i'll study hard and obtain reasonable grades. Then as I gained admission and heard loads of stuffs about ABU and how even brilliant mind find it difficult to succeed there, talk less one who knows nothing. All that made me reaffirm my commitment to study hard in Uni.
In my 100L first semester, I read like no one ever did (even to the point I started having eye problems). All my studying was in a bid to avoid having COs (never had any till I graduated tho) and also, to graduate with a 2.something GP. Imagine the standard I set for myself just because of what I heard about ABU. Well, I had a 2.67 in that first semester (same semester was the one I studied the most in my entire life). By second semester, I was gradually grabbing things that seemed difficult in the past, I had 3.49 and my GPs afterwards were, 3.96, 3.59 (most difficult Engineering semester in ABU and after I had this one, that was when I saw the possibilities of making a 2.1), 4.53 (this one pushed me into 2.1 CGPA), 4.27, 4.44, 4.63, 4.75...
My rise to a grade point I never had in mind was as a result of my effort. Sincerely speaking, op, I hardly attended Sunday services. My lifestyle back then was the easiest to map out as some people's were triangular (church, room and classroom), some were rectangular (church, room, classroom and social center) while mine was linear (room-classroom).
What am I saying in essence, OP,
know yourself-know when you're most comfortable studying and the best environment. This is because, some people understand better when they study with music, some understand better when they study in groups, some understand better when they study in a quiet place, etc. If you're studying at a particular time and sleep calls, don't force it, sleep and immediately you wake up, pick up your books and continue from where you stopped. I'm telling you all these because the semester I studied most in the Uni (100L first semester) was the one i had the lowest GP. In other semesters, i studied and when i was assimilating less, i pack my books and looked for the nearest babe or friend to gist with. I almost often went back to my books after gisting.
Make the most out of your past questions..
Don't form big boy or big girl (humility pays), take what you don't understand to the gurus around you (I did this one a lot in my 100 and 200L.
Lastly, pray hard and study harder.. Linus mba  francizy: OP, never you take the words of the ode buruku above me serious ^^^ This is because prayers and no effort will definitely lead to undiluted failure.
On the topic at hand, OP, I used to be the kind of student who reads only a few days to exams only to obtain pass grades and move to the next class. Did all that in secondary school and during my WAEC/NECO and scaled thru. This is because i had no good secondary school background and no one was there to advise me. I wasnt even given the opportunity to study, hence i made up my mind that once i gained admission into Uni, i'll study hard and obtain reasonable grades. Then as I gained admission and heard loads of stuffs about ABU and how even brilliant mind find it difficult to succeed there, talk less one who knows nothing. All that made me reaffirm my commitment to study hard in Uni.
In my 100L first semester, I read like no one ever did (even to the point I started having eye problems). All my studying was in a bid to avoid having COs (never had any till I graduated tho) and also, to graduate with a 2.something GP. Imagine the standard I set for myself just because of what I heard about ABU. Well, I had a 2.67 in that first semester (same semester was the one I studied the most in my entire life). By second semester, I was gradually grabbing things that seemed difficult in the past, I had 3.49 and my GPs afterwards were, 3.96, 3.59 (most difficult Engineering semester in ABU and after I had this one, that was when I saw the possibilities of making a 2.1), 4.53 (this one pushed me into 2.1 CGPA), 4.27, 4.44, 4.63, 4.75...
My rise to a grade point I never had in mind was as a result of my effort. Sincerely speaking, op, I hardly attended Sunday services. My lifestyle back then was the easiest to map out as some people's were triangular (church, room and classroom), some were rectangular (church, room, classroom and social center) while mine was linear (room-classroom).
What am I saying in essence, OP,
know yourself-know when you're most comfortable studying and the best environment. This is because, some people understand better when they study with music, some understand better when they study in groups, some understand better when they study in a quiet place, etc. If you're studying at a particular time and sleep calls, don't force it, sleep and immediately you wake up, pick up your books and continue from where you stopped. I'm telling you all these because the semester I studied most in the Uni (100L first semester) was the one i had the lowest GP. In other semesters, i studied and when i was assimilating less, i pack my books and looked for the nearest babe or friend to gist with. I almost often went back to my books after gisting.
Make the most out of your past questions..
Don't form big boy or big girl (humility pays), take what you don't understand to the gurus around you (I did this one a lot in my 100 and 200L.
Lastly, pray hard and study harder.. Linus mba |
Politics / Re: Checkout The Pose Of President Buhari's Security Personel by Dallazday(m): 10:53am On Nov 11, 2015 |
 divinehand2003: The guy looks high on sapele water or ogogoro which GEJ left behind in one of those cabinets inside Aso rock. I am very sure he took about 7 shoots that fateful morning to sharpen his sight wella. But he should be careful not to be caught by his present boss who can sight corruption inside your pants with his sharp old microscopic eagle sight. is this supposed to be funny? receive sense by fire |
Celebrities / Re: Damilola Attoh: “Any Teacher That Touches My Son Will Face The Devil” by Dallazday(m): 8:40pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
JanethEze: If my child does something bad, let the teacher tell me; the parent, and i will deal with him/her myself. Do you know how many children have died in the hands of teachers in Nigeria? Corporate punishment needs to end, many lives have been lost because of that
madam, stop saying rubbish!! How many have died? How many do u know of? Mrs lai Muhammad 3 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / A Young Man's Letter To His System Analyst !! by Dallazday(m): 2:03pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
I rather not be stingy # LaughOrSmile
A little humour
Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that
the new program began unexpected Child Processing
and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during systems initialization and then it
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3"
no longer run, and crashes the system whenever
selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3"
always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it
online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but
uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please
help?
.... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0
program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY
AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run
everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall,
delete or purge the program files from the System once
it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife
2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See
manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors'
Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it
Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid
attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the
entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE
ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that
the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance
programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or
"HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\
UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without
the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary
2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand
3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported
Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,
Systems Analyst.
54 mins · Public |
Career / Re: For Bankers, Ex Bankers And Bankers To Be by Dallazday(m): 1:41pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
those of you thinking about going back to lecture halls, back in the university, I am certain you Were among those that ridiculed education students claiming to be in banking and finance, marketing and insurance departments, forming superior students. now you are thinking of going back to d same classroom you ridiculed, i just wish the educational sector will formulate strict policies against human being's from other sectors flooding the education sector and destroying the sector for us! "if you studied banking in school, go back to the bank. if you studied marketing, go back to the streets. go and market goko cleanser. live the classrooms and lecture halls for educationist " 24 Likes 6 Shares |
Culture / Re: Photos Of Alaafin Of Oyo Training Boxing by Dallazday(m): 12:58am On Oct 12, 2015 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed Along Lekki/epe Express Road This Afternoon (pics) by Dallazday(m): 8:16pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
Truckpusher: All messages are not for everyone.
And of course the same Jesus screwed up your entire life and still screwing you and waiting to screw your next generations unborn.
It's high time the Nigerian Government introduces eugenics into our country.
Sometimes , some of you do not deserve a chance to birth another animal in human clothing. is this supposed to be funi pls! your foolish is So obvious, try a psychiatrist |
Travel / Re: Container Fell Down From Ojuelegba Bridge (Photos) by Dallazday(m): 8:13pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed Along Lekki/epe Express Road This Afternoon (pics) by Dallazday(m): 12:21am On Sep 01, 2015 |
Truckpusher: Shouldn't we be trying not to kill these animals before they go extinct?
When will this dark continent wake up and preserve their future ? na snake be your future abi? you need Jesus |
Travel / Re: Extortionists At The Airports by Dallazday(m): 11:56pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
some legendary liars have turned this tread to a lying zone |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Stuns In Ankara Shorts And Shoe [photo] by Dallazday(m): 9:46pm On May 28, 2015 |
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Phones / Re: Lagos Woman Weeps After Discovering She Bought Phone Full Of Fufu by Dallazday(m): 1:46am On May 12, 2015 |
Anyi3:
You guys don't know the trick. They show you a working phone. You test it and everything seems ok. When you pay, they use sleight of hand and insert the replica phone (filled with fufu) in your bag or nylon.
Fell victim once ooh, before people start thinking I follow de do am  you follow joor |
Politics / Re: Imo PDP Beat, Attack Residents, Want Ihedioha Declared Winner by Dallazday(m): 9:50pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
Nwaoguta: Thunder go fire Rochas okorocha'the should declare ihedioha winner. mugu |
Politics / Re: Push APC Into Atlantic Ocean, Agbaje Tells Igbo by Dallazday(m): 6:08pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
MugabeRobert:
It's ok for ibos from Abia to become HOR members in Lagos but wrong for an Ondo man or Osun man, right?
Is Lagos no more a no man's land? But Ben Okorie your brother from Abia is contesting and no wahala with that.
You ibos are the most tribalistic and senseless animals alive. mumu. thunder fire you dia |
Politics / Re: Rasheed Ladoja Secretly Refunded N500 Million Of Monies Stolen From Oyo Treasury by Dallazday(m): 5:35pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
LordExecutioner:
A sane and civilized thriving cosmopolitan city is a city where there's law and order, and things are highly regulated to the highest standards. Look at New York, Paris, California, Rome, Shanghai, Hong Kong et al. Those are civilized societies in which Lagos should be modeled after.
Now let's take a cursory look at why Igbos are deeply against Lagos being like those cities, despite the fact that, they contribute little or nothing to the Lagos treasury (Lagos makes most of its money from big companies/multinationals, banks, seaports, airport etc..), apart from constitute nuisance everywhere with substandard products, crime, rituals, illegal shops and trading, prostitution, piracy etc,. Igbos can't thrive in a civilized society.
Igbos are pests we need to rid off Lagos to create a better, sane, and civilized cosmopolitan city. They're a nuisance that create chaos and destroy everything they touch. Hence development has been elusive to Igboland. Igbo dominated markets in Lagos are also the dirtiest crime infested markets in the state. It is high time we put an end to all these for a better Lagos.
Operation kick Igbos out of Lagos; QUALITY over QUANTITY.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2296762_unnamed6_jpegff1273b089fe33fc75b3544c7fcd5bdf this goes a long way to confirm y u are been lebelled a fool |
Politics / Re: Rasheed Ladoja Secretly Refunded N500 Million Of Monies Stolen From Oyo Treasury by Dallazday(m): 5:28pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
abduljabbar4: Haba my friend? You forgot their baby factory. Yuu forgot theft and armed robbery. Its all part of them na.
Say no to tribalism mumu, anuofia, ewu hausa, amadioha kpo gi okwu dia |
Politics / Re: APC Kicks As Jonathan Meets Adams, Obanikoro In Lagos by Dallazday(m): 5:09pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat: All i know is without Ibos, Lagos will not develop. Look at the important fields of interest they are well known for which developed lagos ;
Prostitution, selling of fake video game discs, fake cds and dvds, fake drugs, peddling of hard drugs, piracy, selling of gala & plantain chips on the highway, selling of okrika clothing items, selling fake vehicle spare parts, importing substandard china goods, importing and exporting aba made clones etc.
This activities are very vital to the economical success of Lagos.
We cannot do without them
They are very vital to us . Pls oba Akiolu, don't kill them for us. We also love their girls with their flat bald heads, moustache, yam legs, and hairy limbs  my friend shurrap there. shut that proboscis you call mouth. na your mama and sisters be prostitutes. nonsense |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye & Wife Lola Having A Silent Social Media War by Dallazday(m): 2:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
softapple: yeah i know d real story but one tin lola must undastand is dat no man is perfect so she shud undastand n 4give n 4get though peter is at fault. how you no go sabi d whole story, shea na them house boy you be ni abi na familiarity you dey form  1 Like |
Educational Services / Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by Dallazday(m): 4:35pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
pls sir, Am an undergraduate of accounting education, can I apply for ICAN exams after my program? |
Educational Services / Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by Dallazday(m): 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
isobayor: @esoboy,
you can do it in form of one thing at a time. Go for your PGD first, and later on you calm down and take up ICAN exams. Why did I say dis? Th PGD have a set time to finish. But ICAN is subject to passing all in each level before moving ahead.God will help you please sir, Am a undergraduate of accounting education, what do I need to be eligible for ICAN 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by Dallazday(m): 12:55pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
irunoobo: 
I don't know why the igbos are hell bent on disobeying this Great king. They should remember that he who the gods want to kill will first run mad. Igbos should be grateful to the Yoruba for accomodating them and their businesses. They should not take our silence for cowardice. Be warned  look at this foolish human being, a fool a your age will first in the forest of the gods. ewu gambia 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Yemi Alade Vs Nse Ikpe:Who Rocked The Natural Hair Beta(Pics by Dallazday(m): 12:32pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
suwailad: IGBO PEOPLE, PLEASE COOL DOWN what has igbo people got to do with the topic at hand now, mumu |
Crime / Re: Pastor, Wife Arrested In Akwa-ibom For Selling Baby For N300,000 by Dallazday(m): 12:15pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
omniwater007: Pastor na god name abi?,pastore for man city dey use God name dey play football then. pastore Na psg player abeg |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Reacts To Oba Akiolu's Threat To Igbos In Lagos by Dallazday(m): 12:05pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
silverdam: Most successful? In which part of the country?
Keep deceiving yourself.
All tribes are successful irrespective of their career, so stop deceiving yourself with this untrue comment.
Nobody hate the igbos, but honestly charity begins at home, I'm sure these igbos have their hometown.
I'm 100 percent sure Rita Dominic doesn't have PVC, she won't even vote like every other igbos.
Vote wisely, that is if you have PVC sef. mumu |
Politics / Re: Alleged Anti-igbo Comment: Catholic Church Group Tackles Oba Akiolu by Dallazday(m): 1:58am On Apr 07, 2015 |
ChinemeOkpan: Oba of Lagos should be respected by all lagosians- both indigenes and immigrants
No one should disrespect Oba Akiolu
He has spoken, everyone should adjust accordingly Na better thunder like this go fire you 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: “Every Ethnic Group Safe Under Me” - Ambode Disowns 'Die In The Lagoon" Speech by Dallazday(m): 1:50am On Apr 07, 2015 |
dipopooo: They are not safe ooo I swear. We will deal with them haba it's an insult. We can never allow strangers n homeless pple to com n destroy our land as they destroyed theirs NEVER N EVER! I kuku trust JAGABAN Ambode is our next governor either they lik it or not.
We will send those flatees away frm lagos after d election. you have been marked for death by witches in your miserable village |
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Stars React To Kunle Afolayan Tribal Rants On Twitter by Dallazday(m): 12:58am On Apr 07, 2015 |
phantonce: Most of this guys take loans worth millions of naira to prosecute their project .
he said he has tried all his best to eradicate piracy. And the funniest part of is that this guy think wat they are doing is good and they had the effontery to try and sue him. What he did doesn't make him a tribalist. he is just saying the obvious that we've always known.
how would you feel if someone does this to you? let's pinch ourself first to see how it feels before doing it to others.
you just said nonsense. native fowl |
Politics / #baba Now That You Are There!! Things You Must Do For Us by Dallazday(m): 11:56am On Apr 01, 2015 |
MY MESSAGE TO BUHARI AS HE WINS!! # BabaNowThatYouAreThere . 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Odas will fall in place 2) Reduce the costs for data bundles 3) Make Fashola a minister with 2 portfolios. He can handle it. 4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat..No Be Food We Say Make You Go Chop! 6) Please arrest that lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our polity  don't use all our money to buy shoes..use ur old military boots if necessary 9) padlock Patience Jonathan's mouth like Trojan horse. She speaks bad English 10) let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers 11) we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on. |
Politics / Re: Police List 15 Major Electoral Offences Voters Must Avoid by Dallazday(m): 11:26pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
David0: Vote, Count ur vote, then go home...say no to violence. count your vote" Shea Na you wan announce the result abi you be party representative!!! you never chi chum chin |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Brymo's Shirtless Performance On Stage Last Night by Dallazday(m): 12:15am On Mar 22, 2015 |
 and that calabar boy they call iyanya will be laughing and fanning himself after seeing this picture, brymo you for fine singlet wear Na, kilode |
Education / Re: He Gave Us Toys Not Laptops. Why Can't Gov. Okorocha Be Real For Once? (PHOTOS). by Dallazday(m): 6:40pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
ilovecritics:
Your brain is 0.00 kb  it's better than not having one atoll. meet t.b Joshua for urgent prayers. ur case is really pathetic |