Damola44 simple plain me

sirklin:
Kwara united can win Manchester under van gay

Late night kunnu dey worry you abi

Happy new year to all my lovable peeps

Excuse me please but is there any update for android 5.0 on infinix zero 2.

Clash of clans

There is a particular game that scares the shit out of me -F.E.A.R 1_&2 JUST KNOW that it ain't called fear for nothing the first scene in fear1 made my heart skip beat.

timbros:
I finally downloaded the game but the screen is just dark. Can't make out the car and tracks. I wonder why.

Any help?

Did you download the modded version, if so its the game that has a bug.

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Proudly Yoruba.
I rep my culture no matter what
#yorubaborn

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donmarvex1:


If only I could get a token hack.

Nope that is not possible, unless you buy it with money

Madness at its peak.

$hit happens- The A-team

Just follow the pictorial chart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYuJ1y8PFqs- here is the link to getting credits easily on asphalt 8, but u must. Have the following ready.
-A rooted phone
-game killer apk
-patience to farm small credits (I know right an irony, you need credits to get credits)
Just follow the YouTube video.

donmarvex1:


That silver lightning with its funny tires that can wreck you anywhere

The Bugatti is low performance. I wasted credits to buy it.

If e hit wall or another car,speed go dljus drop.
Abeg e too heavy.

And wait, How many of those premium cars u got. Those token cars. I only have the Renault De Zir MAX and Almost PRO

You are really a freak.

BTW. How you take Upgrade HTT Plethore. The upgraded costs are hell of credits.


I noticed you haven't updated ur game yet.


You've got any MAX PRO cars?

1. Got credits by using game killer
2.yeah, I don't have a plan yet to upgrade it
3.no, I have no max pro cars yet yeah the silver lightning has low handling, I prefer using the koesinnge one . If u nid de cheat holla at me.

I consider myself an asphalt freak , I unlocked all the cars in the game and maxed it all up.
From d class to s class

And this poo will make front page, mtcheew.Nairaland is becoming an habitat of deranged idiots.

9.Floating Stairs- For centuries artists have been pushing our perceptual limits and if you ever get lucky enough, from the right angle, you may just catch a glimpse into the practical artistic applications of optical illusions and the way our mind interprets them.
10.Up and Down-Although it is obvious that the pillars are staying in the same horizontal position, our brain is convinced that they should be moving to the right.

5.Blivet-This is a rather famous illusion of an impossible object. It has two rectangular prongs at one end that morph into three cylindrical prongs at the other.
6.Scintillating Grid- This is a variation of the Hermann Grid where black dots appear and disappear at the intersections of the gray lines. Interestingly enough, if you cock your head at a 45 degree angle the effect is reduced (but not eliminated).
7.Endless Staircase-This is a variation of the endless staircase illusion constructed out of legos. Like the the blivet, this is also an impossible object and is sometimes called the “Penrose triangle”.
8.Static Motion-No, this is not an animated GIF. The image really is static. Notice that when you look at any individual point dead on, it will stop moving. This powerful illusion is derived from interacting color contrasts and shape positions within the image.

Things aren’t always the way they appear. Although our mind is constantly trying to make sense of the world around us it can sometimes get a little out of control and make us start to see things…literally. While, some of the optical illusions on our list are relatively famous, others are a bit more obscure but all of them give us a glimpse into our amazingly complex minds. There is no magic involved, no strings attached, its all in your head. Here are 25 of the most incredible optical illusions you will find.
1.Rotating rings- If you stare at the dot in the center and move your head away from the screen the rings will start to rotate. Now gradually get closer again…they change direction!.
2.Hermann Grid This is a classic illusion named after Ludimar Hermann who discovered it in 1870. At every point where the white lines intersect our eyes perceive a gray, shadowy blob. If you look directly at one of the intersections though, the blob disappears.
3.Fading Image Stare at the image for about half a minute without moving your eyes and watch as it gradually disappears. This is a variation of Troxler’s effect which essentially says that if you fixate your eyes on a certain point, stimuli near that point will gradually fade.
4.Kanizsa Triangle- this was named after the psychologist Gaetano Kanizsa who first described its effect. When you look at the image your brain creates contours (outlines) of a triangle although none exist. In reality it is an illusion created by the the wedges and the angles.(making you see an upside down triangle)

1.Human fingers are so sensitive, that if your fingers were the size of Earth, you could feel the difference between a house and a car.
Source: sciencedaily.com
2.With the 60,000 miles of blood vessels inside the average human body, you could circumnavigate Earth two and a half times.
3.The human eye is so sensitive that if the Earth were flat, you could spot a candle flickering at night from up to 30 miles away.
4.Nerve impulses travel to and from the brain at speeds of up to 250 miles per hour, faster than a Formula 1 racecar.
5.When you blush, the lining of your stomach blushes too.(not for Nigerians tho)

6.The human brain can read up to 1,000 words per minute.
7.Inside your belly button are thousands of bacteria that form an ecosystem the size of an entire rainforest.
8.When in love, the human brain releases the same cocktail of neurotransmitters and hormones that are released by amphetamines. This leads to increased heart rate, loss of appetite and sleep, and intense feelings of excitement.
9.You can see ultraviolet light, the ability is just filtered out by the eye's lens. Some people have undergone surgery to remove the lense and can detect ultraviolet light.
10.An adult is made up of 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (7 octillion) atoms. For perspective, there's a 'measly' 300,000,000,000 (300 billion) stars in our galaxy.
11.Our muscles are actually incredibly more powerful than they appear to be. Human strength is limited to protect our tendons and muscles from harming themselves. This limitation can be removed during an adrenaline rush, during which some people have lifted boulders or even cars off themselves.

12.We humans are the best long-distance runners on the planet. Better than any four-legged animal. In fact, thousands of years ago we used to run after our prey until they died of exhaustion. 13.A full head of human hair is strong enough to support 12 tonnes.
In 30 minutes, the human body gives off enough heat to bring a gallon of water to the boil
14.We have the same amount of hairs on our body as a chimpanzee. Most are useless and so fine that they are invisible.
15.The atoms that make up your human body today are same atoms that formed during the Big Bang 13.7 billion years ago.
16.Human bone is as strong as granite. A block of bone the size of a matchbox could support nine tonnes of weight.
17.If the human brain were a computer, it could perform 38 thousand-trillion operations per second. The world's most powerful supercomputer, BlueGene, can manage only .002% of that.
18.The focusing muscles in your eyes move around 100,000 times a day. To give your leg muscles the same workout, you'd need to walk 50 miles.
For every pound of fat or muscle gained, your body creates seven miles of new blood vessels
19.Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.
20.Loneliness is physically painful. Just as you have a drive to avoid physical pain, you have a similarly powerful drive to connect with others and seek companionship - in order to avoid the pain of loneliness.
21.A single human sperm contains the 37.5mb of male DNA required to create a human child. That means an average ejaculation sees the transfer of 1,500 terabytes of information.
22.Your body produces 25 million new cells each second. Every 13 seconds, you produce more cells than there are people in the United States.
23.Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark. The light that we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to pick up.
24.Humans shed 40 pounds of skin in their lifetime, completely replacing their outer skin every month.
25.In one day, your blood travels 12,000 miles around your body. That's four times the distance across the US from coast-to-coast.
26.Our brain's connected neurons look similar to the structure of the universe. In a way, our brains are modeled after the universe.
27.Around 90% of the cells that make humans aren't “human" in origin. We're mostly fungi and bacteria.
28.Along with the five traditional senses of sound, sight, touch, smell and taste, humans have 15 “other senses." These include balance, tetemperature, pain and time as well as internal senses for suffocation, thirst, and fullness.
29.You're a little richer than you might think. Inside all of us is around 0.2 milligrams of gold, most of which is in our blood Sadly, you'd need the blood of around 40,000 people to collect enough gold to make one 8g coin.
30.The human brain uses 20% of the entire body's oxygen and calorie intake, despite only accounting for about 2% of an adult's body mass.
31.If you stretched out the 300,000,000 capillaries in your lungs end to end, the line would extend from Seattle to San Diego, or about 1,300 miles.
32.Some women see more colors than everyone else. Most people have three types of color receptors to see color vision, while some women have four or even five of these receptors and can see a wider range of colors.
33.A condition called synesthesia can cause senses to overlap. In other words, some people can taste words or hear colors.
34.The need to breathe so much is due to carbon dioxide buildup more than the need for oxygen. If there was a different way to get rid of carbon dioxide from the blood, we would only need to breathe at a rate of about once per minute.
35.Crying alleviates stress and allows humans to decrease feelings of anger and sadness. It physically does help to let it out.

xynerise:
Chelsea fans be like "This one all our haters dey win their matches, make we no Bleep up o"

They bleeped up already, make dem hope say they won't relegate

Ramen noodles with curry, onion and chilli peper with a side of scrambled eggs.

Leonyluiz:
She looks like she's taking it from the arse...
Bloody sh*t..

Hw do u know? Mr ass-reader

kamair237:
Dem sure she has IGBO leanage somewhere some how....

Stupid DOC....

What is it with the tribalistic nature of we Nigerians, later we will say its not fair when a Igbo man brings up a biafran topic posing tribalistic against other ethnicities. Words are like spears they can never be retracted, so I beg of you taste your words before you spit them out.
Next time if you don't have anything meaningful to say don't talk thank you.

golddeejay:
u also ask another girl out, balance d equatn

Na algebra we dey solve