Jus joined the queue.

Man finished service last week Thursday.

Pray for me biko

JBoss25:
Just imagine an arsenal fan happy he picked arsenal over United. How tables have turned

God is Great!

I'm happy I wasn't a Manchester United fan

The beating is wotoporiouly.

Strongly an ARSENAL FAN!

Englishisamust:


Mr Paul baa. Hw far na. Waiting you use our eye see eenh na God go judge you. You are the perfect definition of vawulence

Una student no dey hear words.

Englishisamust:
Kwasu

Computer science

I miss iya afusa, one on one, tarmac, safari. Na we dey run aam. We no dey serious, somehow we still manage get 2nd class upper . Las Las school na scam. But I will still make my children go to school

Na una dey disturb Me Paul (Chief Security Officer) of KWASU bah?

Na to dey send #10 each to all those guys wey drop their account numbers.

In Portable's voice: Kala

Cult groups jus dey trends for this Crime section on Nairaland

Nna Ehn

To dey talk some slangs as an inju (not belonging to any set of confraternity) sef bad... Make cultist no go reason you better slap for street.

I jus dey pity una wey dey watch selina tested and dey used most of those slangs for the movie..

Na reason why sometimes e dey good make you jus dey speak with others either in your native language or pure english. Slang sef dey breed attention.

My small piece! Shun cultism!

Na the latest method of making money be that??

Become tall and get rich

Ray07:
we're waiting for him outside the stadium.
His going home with a broken skull.

You think sey na NPL them dey play?

Believe me, can't predict who's gonna win this match though I'm an Arsenal fan.

Ain't gonna be an easy match.....

Like for Nkethiah, Saka and Smith Rowe to score
Share for Ronaldo, Sancho and Elanga to score

Ponzi scheme here and there.

Abeg shift!

9182736455O1999:
Ok.
this particular sunday, i was feeling sleepy why the message was going on.
i was dozing off on my chair. Omo, before i could get my self again, i fell on the groud from my sit (very strong fall o ).
i was so embarassed so i started pretending like i was under the anointing, until the ushers came to help me. Come see as the whole church was staring at me.

me i no kukuma send anybody. Stood up and went outside to clear the sleep from my eyes

Oh boy

That's so funny

Would love to start the thread with a big grinning emoji. Moreover, today's EASTER!

Using this opportunity and privilege to greet and rejoice with all the christian brothers and sisters, HAPPY EASTER! May the death of the Lord Jesus Christ has a huge positive impact in our lives.


Digress back to the topic.

Well, none could say he or she hasn't experienced an embarrassing moment during the church service. Could even be more than once


Lemme start with mine.

There was this Sunday I guess last six years back, it was the first Sunday of the month and our church do has a kind of costume that everybody appreciates to wear every first Sunday of the month which is your native dress.

I don iron pressed the dress wella, insert different ironing style in order to 'kill em' with out native wear.

*Awa pepper them gang *

I got to the church,the usher first directed me to the front seat in which it first got me into a bad mood buh Praise the Lord, we're in the house of God.

I could heard people murmuring and giggling buh didn't know what for. Was even thinking maybe they have fell in love to my dress.

It's time for 'Offering' and it's a norms dancing out to the church altar to drop our offerings, that's where part of the congregations especially youths started laughing hysterically and was uncontrollably.

Unknowingly to me, my trouser has really torn at the bum bum part, widely torn. And na Pant I con wear as a "Man nah".. Didn't see interest in wearing boxers then.

T'was a usher guy that later came to informed me that my trouser is widely opened and I should try to get changed, that was when I noticed that I'm the gist of the day.

**Trending Matter**


Well, I skipped going to church for a month before I could my nerves back.




Drop yours and let the fun continues, no dulling today.

Cc lalasticlala

Useless team....

Assnal

What's up


I'm Buhari and his cabinets.

I dey pity those who don go bet on arsenal with his monthly allowance like this.


Ticket cut!


The game is rigged

Be like mod na chelsea fan oooo, update score nah.

Ticket cut!!!

I repeat ticket cut.....


Sorry una wey go bet on chelsea

Congratulations bruh.

Snake meat go overflow during naming ceremony ... Na cruise!

Happy for you man

Nigeria 1
Ghana 2
FT

MajesticKris:
Wise man....
Come collect 1 Bottle of Heineken

Chief, pass am for me, help me send am through lalasticlala

What actually prompted me to making a thread like this was based on many SIMPs' stories have read online and this forum is part.

Imagine, a guy that hasn't even bought a common footwear for himself, took the simp courage of buying a dress worth #80k for his girlfriend because she wanted to attend a party.


I'm not complaining that such act or acts is/are bad, buh remember to appreciate yourself and value yourself first before doing anything for a lady.

Self love is paramount, eat good food before you even think of satisfying that your girlfriend's belly. You don't know if she might even gotten a filled belly while you're starving in order to make sure she's well okay.

Most ladies nowadays don't care if you're doing well or financially okay, all they want is that you must provide whatever they requested for.

Relationship aren't meant for any of the parties to suffered because you wanna keep it rollin'. Sufferness never tire you?

Remember that them fit serve you breakfast anytime...

If a lady tells you that you're broke, boy, tell her atleast I'm alive, she can get the hell out. Been broke doesn't mean you won't later succeed in your life. Keep your hustle tight and strive positively.

If you made an achievement, appreciate yourself, don't think of the your girlfriend yet, make yourself the first priority... C'mon! She hasn't been your wife.



Relationship ain't meant to be a burden on your neck buh a step to knowing more of each other and been a helping hands in time of challenges. Both sides need to know this.

Abeg, guys too na human being

I drop my pen here!

Cc: lalasticlala

Likes for Martinelli and Saka
Share for Salah and Mane

Arsenal gonna win this match, believe me!

This guy dream is not feasible.

Gonna be a tough match because Watford isn't an easy team when it comes to a time like this.

Make Arsenal no go Bleep up by loosing the game.

COYG!
GUNNERS!

Cue64 I jus started following this thread yesterday and I'm glad I found it.

Please don't abandon this thread and would love if you continue giving us updates.

Appreciate!

War is coming

Gonna affect much things if this war emerged and escalated to a big issue.

Cc: lalasticlala