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For ladies, Nigeria is fortunately (and unfortunately) full of guy's attention most places you go. You have the guy with pride who will send someone else to talk to you and fash you once you ignore them. You have the dedicated ones who will try to see if they can turn their rejection into acceptance by changing their approach. Then you have the annoying die-hards with absolutely no shame who fit die on top your matter. If you say no, they will not give up. If you block their number, they will call with their friends line. 7 Places In Nigeria Where Nigerian Guys Will Always Toast Ladies 1. The Market Every lady who goes to the market knows it is a war zone when it comes to avoiding men. In some markets, you are even advised to wear long clothing to cover you so you don't draw extra attention to yourself. Whether you are passing by the stalls or just standing in a corner, you will have a male vendor who is interested in you and not your money, calling out to you. 'Fine girl', 'Baby girl', 'Sweetheart' etc. Some will even go as far as prostrating in public or doing something very bold just to get you to talk to them. 2. At A Club/Party The club is probably the one place in Nigeria where the Nigerian guys are boldest. If they like you, they will come up to you and ask you for a dance or wait until you are outside, and there is less noise, to get your attention. If you jam a desperate one, he will not stop until you give him a chance to talk to you from buying drinks to even shutting down the VIP just so you guys can talk. 3. Walking Down The Road Sometimes even in a simple outfit and no effort, you will have some 'big man' or 'rich man' in a car, drive by you just to talk to you. Some of them will make show of it and park their car and run to talk to you or some will just drive at your walking pace until you give them a moment of your time. Even those without cars will try to holla at you so don't think you are out of the red on pedestrian walks. 4. Dealing With Customer Service Whether you are at a phone store, an internet service provider or the bank, if you go into a long conversation with some guys, chances are he will drift into off-point topics. He may say he likes your voice, or tell you a joke to make you laugh or just be try to find out more about you because he 'likes' you. 5. In The Church Many Nigerian guys are fond guilty of this even Mr lalasticlala and bro Seun.. Some Nigerian guys come to Church early in order to sit with a girl they seems to have a crush on.. Nigerian guys will always make sure they ask for a babe's contact after the service... Guys...... Please, be born again. 6. At the hospital Some doctors who specialise in feminine issues or just those who get a lot of female patients, may try to be very chatty to make it less awkward for them and oh much more awkward for you. Plus, he will have to get details of whatever is troubling you so he will dive right into your personal life and if he likes you, he will now take it from there and ask to see you outside his work hours. 7.In Danfo Buses/BRT Stations Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting beside is trying to get your attention. Nigerian guys are like remote control, they can woo a lady inside Danfo buses.Some will even decided not to alight at where they needed to alight. I drop my pen at this junction.. Ladies.... Feel free to add yours Guys share with us which one are you guilty of? |
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Anyway na way, masquerade must chop. Must be high on something, this isn't ordinary. |
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Some Nigerian women are do full mad filled with evil and wickedness. What actually do pains me is when they start chanting the FUTURE IS FEMALE, and they keep on doing shit. And the worst thing is that, they don't use their medulla oblongata when they are angry, buh destroying valuables and their relationship without patience... That's why I don't entertain nor revealing myself to a lady that much, they don't worth it. 50 Likes 2 Shares |
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I'm currently serving here in Sokoto state, it's a good place just that the weather can be frustrating bruh. 1 Like |
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How does this improve their level of acquiring knowledge? This doesn't add to education in the state in any dimensions So unnecessarily! 14 Likes |
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Sweeetheart: Na you dey type your generational failures here and your dimwit parents of yours that aren't happy giving birth to a hippopotamus like you. Owure , omo ode, ikeji obo! Keep replying to this because I know a fool like you no dey hear word... Oloriburuku omo! |
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Sweeetheart: You're a good example of an animal that has no control. Idiotic bastard! God punish your disgraceful soul. Ko de ni da fun e ewure! |
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Sweeetheart:Ko ni da n fun eeee.... Na all your idile and your popsie and mumsie ni ko ni eko. Oponu ayerada, omo ale jati jati. Ko ni da fun awon iran eeeeeee..... Nincompoop! |
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Congratulations to her.. Buh I pray your mother in law doesn't frustrate your life with different kind of Yoruba dishes.. Welcome to the tribe of RESPECT! 152 Likes 11 Shares |
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Imagine catching a flu after the all celebration without having money for treatment. ![]() ![]() ![]() This is what we call "Atenu". The guy go fit well for sticker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share
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Amotolongbo:Lol! He's a great player at his former club, have watched some of his plays on youtube. I think he will display well. 1 Like |
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Barcelona have completed the signing of Yusuf Demir on loan from Rapid Vienna with an option to buy. The 18-year-old has been dubbed the ‘Austrian Messi’ for his style of play and stature. The winger has earned a fine reputation at home after breaking into the Rapid Vienna team so young. Demir will now hope to link up with Barcelona captain, Lionel Messi himself if the Argentina international does sign a new deal at Camp Nou. Barcelona disclosed this in a statement via their website on Friday evening. The statement partly read, “FC Barcelona and SK Rapid Vienna have reached an agreement on the loan of Yusuf Demir for the 2021/22 season. “Barça is paying 500,000 euros for the operation and holds a non-mandatory option to purchase for 10 million.” https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/10/transfer-barcelona-sign-austrian-messi/ Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44
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Two University students were jailed on Friday by a Kwara State High Court sitting in Ilorin, for offences bordering on cybercrime and romance scam.https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/09/two-students-jailed-for-cybercrime-romance-scam-in-ilorin/ 1 Like 2 Shares
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Please op, can you drop link to stream italy vs belgium match? |
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It's no longer a story that some of the Nigerian ladies nowadays are so wicked and permit me to say the word evil to the point of taking out your liver and sell it out for money. I'm sure someone is agreeing with me on this statement? So disheartening when I see an absolute mentally okay guy been joyous when a lady accept his proposal/feelings. Most of those ladies aren't showing you true feelings because their inner feelings are full of wickedness. There is no saint or holy girl again talkless of looking for a virgin girl, those are scares commodity already jus like looking for five naira (#5) change in the market....... LOL! ![]() ![]() You think she's a church girl right? You think she's a hijab sister right? You think because she dresses moderately, she's the best choice for you bah? You think because she's your department scholar, she can't be an olosho in the dark? My brother, wise up and focus on your hustle...... You're not emotionally and financially right or okay or fit you're thinking of dating or marrying a Nigerian lady, I'm sorry to say, it will end up in extreme pain. A big advice I'll always tell my fellow Nigerian guys is that. Bruh, work hard, hustle, and achieve your dreams.... Don't let any Nigerian lady rush you into any form of relationship or marriage so that you won't be killed or even commit suicide. It not a must you have to be in a relationship before you can be successful in life. And remember there's time for everything. Las Las, bruh........ Be prayerful before you venture into any form of relationship with Nigerian ladies. Olorun awa pelu re.......*Yoruba dialect* Translation in English (God will be with you). Cc: mynd44, seun, lalasticlala 2 Likes 2 Shares
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@op, please do you have link where I can stream the opening match? |
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Abeg make person help us with streaming link here. |
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Please can anyone update me with the stream link to watch this match? |
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Juliusmalema2:Lol..... That's funny. I think the guy has fell totally in love with the edited pic. Guys need to wake up. Ji masun.. |
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Babafash:That one too dey trend for my side here. 1 Like |
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paulolee: I truly love this bruh... Nice way to reply her back. The do think all guys are the same. You're my damn nigga. ❤️ |
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Has any CEO from Kwara State been paid please? I didn't receive the first payment likewise the second payment too. Should we still have hope or better still WE MOVE? |
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Patrioticbreed9:Lol.... That's very common I can relate with that one.... |
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Nonexisting:Lol... I'm not that sure the nigga is very okay ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Doja2000: Simps still plenty die my nigga. 1 Like |
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Kondomatic:That means you must not be an easy type of person. They scared to ask right? |
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Goldbw122: Damn rightttt my nigga. |
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They roasted this guy alive. Some people can be just wicked because of envy. God will punish all the culprits involved. 13 Likes |
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donbachi: Lol...... This gonna be number eight. ![]() 1 Like |
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There are some hilarious tactics some Nigerian ladies used in order to make guys send them airtime... Many of my friends have fall victims to their traps nowadays and these prompted me to open this thread though I know many ladies here will bashed me for this but all the same that won't stop me from saying my mind sha.. Nowadays, you'll just see a random lady that hasn't sent you a message before will just message you, and asking you to send her a recharge card.... Naija babes sha... Their ways of asking for recharge card is very hilarious in the era of Buhari's change.. No time to check wristwatch.... Lemme drop the stylish ways Nigerian Ladies use to get airtime from guys.. Ways Nigerian Ladies Request Airtime From Guys.. 1.If You Love Me.... Please Send Me Recharge Card Some Nigerian ladies do uses this tactic often to guys.. They make sure the guy they send this message to must have toasted them before. they knew the guy won't hesitate I'm sending to recharge card to them... And after the guy send the card, they won't say 'Thank You'.. They won't call you nor send you a text talkless of flashing your line... I oity some guys that have fell victim.. Some Nigerian ladies are strategist.. 2. I'm On My Way To Sokoto, I Want To Call Dad But My Airtime Is Insufficient Some Nigerian ladies do lie they are travelling to Sokoto, from Sokoto to Ebonyi until they mistakenly lie they are on their way to Sambisa Forest too... This has happened to a friend of mine.. His girlfriend called him, telling him, she's on her way to Lagos... She didn't know we see she and her friends inside the Keke napep laughing.... Chaaaiiiii..... Naija babes.... I fall for you ooo... 3. My Mum Is Ill, I Want To Call Her Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Some Nigerian ladies don't care to lie that their mum is ill whereby her mum's somewhere else doing okay and enjoying her life... Naija girl:Babe, my mum is very ill , I want to call her but I don't have airtime.. Guy:Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Your mum that I just saw now with your dad both laughing to each other... Naija babe:Just send me the card.. Guy:Ok, I will... wait for the next 100 years.. 4. They Updated Their Whatsapp Status Some Nigerian ladies do update their whatsapp status saying.. 'I need airtime, I'm broke'.... Am sad here.... They aren't broke guys, they are just looking for the maga that will fall to their trap of sending the guy.. The best reply is that....'Babe... you're sad? please, then go and commit suicide... 5. My Subscription Just Got Exhausted And I need To Do My Assignment This also happened to my friend's friend... We were inside the room when his female friend sent him the message 'her sub has exhausted and she needs to do her assignment and the worst part is that she said... 'she's broke'... The lady that we saw at the ATM machine that withdrew #10,000 from her account that same day in the afternoon... 6.My Subscription Will Expire Tomorrow They will compose the message that their sub will expire tomorrow and that they don't know when they will be coming back online.. You know I love you.. Please can you send me #2500 Airtel recharge card? Guys, it's a lie, she didn't love you at all.. Trust me, don't send it to her, send her message two days after.. she will read your message but won't reply... 7. I Would Love To Continue Chatting With You But My MB Will Exhaust Any Time And I'm Broke Lol.... I intentionally put this to the last.. After serious chatting with them, Some Nigerian ladies will use that moment to ask for airtime.. They know the guy enjoying the chat, so he won't have a choice than to send the card... This happened to me today when I was chatting with her this morning... I just met this girl through Facebook and we exchanged contact... After a long hours of chat this morning, she sent me this message ; Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now sad Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe... Me- You don see mugu.. I drop my pen at this junction.. Guys... feel free to add yours.. Ladies... Bashing is always welcome.. Written And Compiled By:DanceVille 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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