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Romance / Places In Nigeria Where Nigeria Guys Will Always Toast Ladies by DanceVille: 7:26pm On Jul 29, 2021
For ladies, Nigeria is fortunately (and unfortunately) full
of guy's attention most places you go. You have the guy
with pride who will send someone else to talk to you and
fash you once you ignore them.


You have the dedicated ones who will try to see if they can
turn their rejection into acceptance by changing their
approach. Then you have the annoying die-hards with
absolutely no shame who fit die on top your matter. If you
say no, they will not give up. If you block their number, they
will call with their friends line.

7 Places In Nigeria Where Nigerian Guys Will Always Toast Ladies

1. The Market


Every lady who goes to the market knows it is a war zone
when it comes to avoiding men. In some markets, you are
even advised to wear long clothing to cover you so you don't
draw extra attention to yourself. Whether you are passing by
the stalls or just standing in a corner, you will have a male
vendor who is interested in you and not your money, calling
out to you. 'Fine girl', 'Baby girl', 'Sweetheart' etc. Some will
even go as far as prostrating in public or doing something
very bold just to get you to talk to them.

2. At A Club/Party


The club is probably the one place in Nigeria where the Nigerian
guys are boldest. If they like you, they will come up to you and ask
you for a dance or wait until you are outside, and there is
less noise, to get your attention. If you jam a desperate one,
he will not stop until you give him a chance to talk to you
from buying drinks to even shutting down the VIP just so you
guys can talk.

3. Walking Down The Road


Sometimes even in a simple outfit and no effort, you will
have some 'big man' or 'rich man' in a car, drive by you just
to talk to you. Some of them will make show of it and park
their car and run to talk to you or some will just drive at
your walking pace until you give them a moment of your
time. Even those without cars will try to holla at you so don't
think you are out of the red on pedestrian walks.

4. Dealing With Customer Service


Whether you are at a phone store, an internet service
provider or the bank, if you go into a long conversation with
some guys, chances are he will drift into off-point topics. He
may say he likes your voice, or tell you a joke to make you
laugh or just be try to find out more about you because he
'likes' you.

5. In The Church

Many Nigerian guys are fond guilty of this even Mr lalasticlala and bro Seun.. Some Nigerian guys come to Church early in order to sit with a girl they seems to have a crush on.. Nigerian guys will always make sure they ask for a babe's contact after the service... Guys...... Please, be born again.

6. At the hospital

Some doctors who specialise in feminine issues or just those
who get a lot of female patients, may try to be very chatty to
make it less awkward for them and oh much more awkward
for you. Plus, he will have to get details of whatever is
troubling you so he will dive right into your personal life and
if he likes you, he will now take it from there and ask to see
you outside his work hours.

7.In Danfo Buses/BRT Stations

Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside
one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting
beside is trying to get your attention.
Nigerian guys are like remote control, they can woo a lady inside Danfo buses.Some will even decided not to alight at where they needed to alight.

I drop my pen at this junction..

Ladies.... Feel free to add yours

Guys share with us which one are you guilty of?
Culture / Re: Igbo Masquerade Preaches The Gospel Of Jesus Christ On The Street (Photo, Video) by DanceVille: 4:49pm On Jul 29, 2021
Anyway na way, masquerade must chop.


Must be high on something, this isn't ordinary.
Celebrities / Re: Biyi Nifemi Tudors' Girlfriend Bena Abused Him, Destroyed His Items (Photos) by DanceVille: 3:51pm On Jul 27, 2021
Some Nigerian women are do full mad filled with evil and wickedness.

What actually do pains me is when they start chanting the FUTURE IS FEMALE, and they keep on doing shit.

And the worst thing is that, they don't use their medulla oblongata when they are angry, buh destroying valuables and their relationship without patience...

That's why I don't entertain nor revealing myself to a lady that much, they don't worth it.

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NYSC / Re: Ever Served In Sokoto State. Please Share Your Experience by DanceVille: 7:08pm On Jul 24, 2021
I'm currently serving here in Sokoto state, it's a good place just that the weather can be frustrating bruh.

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Education / Re: Kano Makes NIN Mandatory For Students In Government Schools by DanceVille: 8:13pm On Jul 23, 2021
How does this improve their level of acquiring knowledge? This doesn't add to education in the state in any dimensions

So unnecessarily!

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Family / Re: American Woman Adopts Yoruba Name After Marrying Nigerian (photos) by DanceVille: 12:26pm On Jul 15, 2021
Sweeetheart:



all this to those cow that failed in your upbringing ba?


continue typing your dad biography in public you hear


Omo lasan ikeji monkey

Na you dey type your generational failures here and your dimwit parents of yours that aren't happy giving birth to a hippopotamus like you.

Owure , omo ode, ikeji obo!

Keep replying to this because I know a fool like you no dey hear word...

Oloriburuku omo!
Family / Re: American Woman Adopts Yoruba Name After Marrying Nigerian (photos) by DanceVille: 11:43pm On Jul 14, 2021
Sweeetheart:



even with Google translation you still sound dumb, you these born throway kids always exhibit your foolishness free on public forum just to let the world know the height of your stupidity



it's obvious this cow is a product of wedlock, your upbringing must be weird to think you can bring a whole tribe into ridicule


thunder destroy the little brain you've left in that your geepee tank head

You're a good example of an animal that has no control. Idiotic bastard!

God punish your disgraceful soul.

Ko de ni da fun e ewure!
Family / Re: American Woman Adopts Yoruba Name After Marrying Nigerian (photos) by DanceVille: 7:29pm On Jul 14, 2021
Sweeetheart:




what are you trying to say at the bolded? don't shy away from abusing them. abuse them well well Omo alayileko oponu
Ko ni da n fun eeee....
Na all your idile and your popsie and mumsie ni ko ni eko.
Oponu ayerada, omo ale jati jati.
Ko ni da fun awon iran eeeeeee.....
Nincompoop!
Family / Re: American Woman Adopts Yoruba Name After Marrying Nigerian (photos) by DanceVille: 2:33pm On Jul 14, 2021
Congratulations to her..


Buh I pray your mother in law doesn't frustrate your life with different kind of Yoruba dishes..

Welcome to the tribe of RESPECT!

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Politics / Re: Oluremi Omowaiye Birthday: Well-wishers Defy Rain, Celebrate Osun Commissioner by DanceVille: 7:09pm On Jul 11, 2021
Imagine catching a flu after the all celebration without having money for treatment. grin grin grin

This is what we call "Atenu".


The guy go fit well for sticker cool cool cool after giving three sarchet of orijin or olomo bitters. >: grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Transfer: Barcelona Sign "Austrian Messi" by DanceVille: 11:13am On Jul 10, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I pray that he doesn’t end up becoming Nigerian little Messi, Stanley Okoro
Lol! He's a great player at his former club, have watched some of his plays on youtube.

I think he will display well.

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Sports / Transfer: Barcelona Sign "Austrian Messi" by DanceVille: 11:10am On Jul 10, 2021
Barcelona have completed the signing of Yusuf Demir on loan from Rapid Vienna with an option to buy.

The 18-year-old has been dubbed the ‘Austrian Messi’ for his style of play and stature.

The winger has earned a fine reputation at home after breaking into the Rapid Vienna team so young.

Demir will now hope to link up with Barcelona captain, Lionel Messi himself if the Argentina international does sign a new deal at Camp Nou.

Barcelona disclosed this in a statement via their website on Friday evening.

The statement partly read, “FC Barcelona and SK Rapid Vienna have reached an agreement on the loan of Yusuf Demir for the 2021/22 season.

“Barça is paying 500,000 euros for the operation and holds a non-mandatory option to purchase for 10 million.”

https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/10/transfer-barcelona-sign-austrian-messi/

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Crime / Two Students Jailed For Cybercrime, Romance Scam In Ilorin by DanceVille: 8:58am On Jul 10, 2021
Two University students were jailed on Friday by a Kwara State High Court sitting in Ilorin, for offences bordering on cybercrime and romance scam.

The convicts are final year students of Ekiti State University, EKSU, Ado Ekiti, Adeyemi Kehinde and 21-year-old student of Kwara State University, KWASU, Malete, Oladosun Olakunmi Olamilekan, who were convicted to various jail terms.

They were arraigned on separate charges on Friday by the Ilorin Zonal office of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

Adeyemi, alias Queen Elizabeth, was charged on one count, while Oladosun was arraigned on three counts by the anti-graft agency before Justice Sikiru Oyinloye.

The two defendants in their separate pleas, pleaded guilty to the charges against them.

Upon their pleas, the prosecuting counsel, Sesan Ola, reviewed the facts of the cases through Lamidi Olarenwaju and Enoch Onyedikachi, who testified against the two convicts.

The two witnesses who are operatives of the commission, told the court how intelligence reports led to the arrest of the convicts at the Ilorin International Airport.

They tendered several fraudulent messages printed from their email addresses, the confessional statements of the defendants and the iPhones used as instruments of the crime, which were admitted in evidence by the court.

In his judgement, Justice Sikiru Oyinloye, said the court was convinced that the prosecution had proved its case beyond reasonable doubt, going by the plea of guilt entered by the defendants, and the unchallenged evidence of the prosecution.

The judge, thereafter, pronounced Adeyemi guilty and sentenced him to one year imprisonment with an option of N100,000 fine while ordering the forfeiture of his iPhone to the Federal government.

In the case of Oladosun, he was sentenced to one year imprisonment on counts one and two, which will run concurrently or a fine of N100,000 each on the two counts.

On count three, Justice Oyinloye, only ordered Oladosun to pay a fine of N20,000 with no custodial sentence.

Additionally, the court also ordered the forfeiture of a N209,000 draft raised in Oladosun’s name and his iPhone to the Federal government.

The charge sheet of Adeyemi Kehinde, indicated that in February 2020, in Ilorin, he dishonestly involved one Miller, a white man to send him card worth 400 US dollars, when he knowingly pretended to be a white lady called Queen Elizabeth Toha, who was in love with him, a representation he knew to be false as contained in his Google voice and Google Hangout linked to his Gmail account, queentoha18@gmail.com, and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 324 of the Penal code of Northern Nigeria.

On Oladosun Olamilekan, (Joan Davis), he allegedly in March 2018, in Ilorin did cheat by personation when he pretended to be one Mike Storey, a white male with Gmail account mikestorey948@gmail.com and fraudulently deceived one Vicki Baldwin to send 300 US dollars worth of iTunes gift card and thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 321 of the Penal code and punishable under Section 324 of the same Penal code.
https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/09/two-students-jailed-for-cybercrime-romance-scam-in-ilorin/

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Sports / Re: Euro 2020: Switzerland Vs Spain LIVE STREAM by DanceVille: 8:01pm On Jul 02, 2021
Please op, can you drop link to stream italy vs belgium match?
Romance / Guys, Know This Before You Date/Propose/Marry That Nigerian Lady by DanceVille: 6:11pm On Jun 30, 2021
It's no longer a story that some of the Nigerian ladies nowadays are so wicked and permit me to say the word evil to the point of taking out your liver and sell it out for money.

I'm sure someone is agreeing with me on this statement?

So disheartening when I see an absolute mentally okay guy been joyous when a lady accept his proposal/feelings. Most of those ladies aren't showing you true feelings because their inner feelings are full of wickedness.

There is no saint or holy girl again talkless of looking for a virgin girl, those are scares commodity already jus like looking for five naira (#5) change in the market....... LOL! grin grin

You think she's a church girl right?
You think she's a hijab sister right?
You think because she dresses moderately, she's the best choice for you bah?
You think because she's your department scholar, she can't be an olosho in the dark?


My brother, wise up and focus on your hustle...... You're not emotionally and financially right or okay or fit you're thinking of dating or marrying a Nigerian lady, I'm sorry to say, it will end up in extreme pain.

A big advice I'll always tell my fellow Nigerian guys is that.

Bruh, work hard, hustle, and achieve your dreams.... Don't let any Nigerian lady rush you into any form of relationship or marriage so that you won't be killed or even commit suicide.

It not a must you have to be in a relationship before you can be successful in life. And remember there's time for everything.

Las Las, bruh........ Be prayerful before you venture into any form of relationship with Nigerian ladies.

Olorun awa pelu re.......*Yoruba dialect*
Translation in English (God will be with you).

Cc: mynd44, seun, lalasticlala

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Sports / Re: Euro 2020: Fixtures, Venues, Full Schedule And Kick-off Times For 2021 Tournamen by DanceVille: 6:43pm On Jun 11, 2021
@op, please do you have link where I can stream the opening match?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by DanceVille: 8:15pm On May 26, 2021
Abeg make person help us with streaming link here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 18th May 2021 by DanceVille: 7:45pm On May 18, 2021
Please can anyone update me with the stream link to watch this match?
Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 12:25pm On May 09, 2021
Juliusmalema2:
Na so one mumu nairaland girl open thread yesterday say make somebody dash her airtime, say she wan call her boss. Na im I reply am say since she be woman, make she just flash the boss or send the boss call-me-back sms, that I am sure say the boss go call back. Moda fucckers! Na so one girl scam one idiot called Juliusmalema, the girl post fine picture enter baba wall, say make baba send tp for am, Juliusmalema mumu go send his last kobo, na so babe block the bastard.
Lol..... That's funny. I think the guy has fell totally in love with the edited pic.

Guys need to wake up. Ji masun..
Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 12:24pm On May 09, 2021
Babafash:
Ladies dont ask for airtime again o. Na urgent 2k de reign now. Na small gals dey ask for airtime
That one too dey trend for my side here.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 12:23pm On May 09, 2021
paulolee:
so on point bro.....was chatting with one new fish wey I catch for wedding n all was going well n she av even accepted to visit d next weekend bcoz she stays around n all was going well until I saw "I would like to continue the chat but my data is exhausted"
I jus replied "mine too jus finished n I think we should both go offline till when we subscribe n continue d chat from where we stopped"
na so she vex delete n block me...so.many broke hoes flooding online n feeling entitled bt i dnt blame dm bcoz the simps are still out there..

I truly love this bruh... Nice way to reply her back. The do think all guys are the same.
You're my damn nigga. ❤️
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by DanceVille: 10:54am On May 09, 2021
Has any CEO from Kwara State been paid please? I didn't receive the first payment likewise the second payment too.


Should we still have hope or better still WE MOVE?
Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 10:48am On May 09, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
9.baby i want to be the one to call you today and do the talking... but i dont have recharge card grin
Lol.... That's very common
I can relate with that one....
Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 10:48am On May 09, 2021
Nonexisting:
He is trying to help you simps from daughters of Jezebel and you said he wrote rubbish. Are you sure you are okay?
Lol...
I'm not that sure the nigga is very okay grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 9:02am On May 09, 2021
Doja2000:
Nigerian girl go tell Nigerian guy this kind of thing and him go send her recharge card...?

Some Nigerian guys need serious deliverance.

So, simp still dey this country......

Simps still plenty die my nigga.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 9:02am On May 09, 2021
Kondomatic:
I can't remember the last time a lady asked me to send her airtime
That means you must not be an easy type of person. They scared to ask right?
Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 9:01am On May 09, 2021
Goldbw122:
I NEED TO FLASH SOMEONE PLEASE I DON'T HAVE AIRTIME SPEND CARD FOR ME,.
Them many

Damn rightttt my nigga.
Religion / Re: How Kayode Badru Died (Graphic Photos) by DanceVille: 8:18am On May 09, 2021
They roasted this guy alive. Some people can be just wicked because of envy.


God will punish all the culprits involved.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 8:04am On May 09, 2021
donbachi:
"baby pls,are u with spare money?i need airtime to call my mum"


Lol...... This gonna be number eight. grin

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Romance / Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by DanceVille: 7:59am On May 09, 2021
There are some hilarious tactics some Nigerian ladies used in order to make guys send them airtime...
Many of my friends have fall victims to their traps nowadays and these prompted me to open this thread though I know many ladies here will bashed me for this but all the same that won't stop me from saying my mind sha..

Nowadays, you'll just see a random lady that hasn't sent you a message before will just message you, and asking you to send her a recharge card.... Naija babes sha...

Their ways of asking for recharge card is very hilarious in the era of Buhari's change..

No time to check wristwatch.... Lemme drop the stylish ways Nigerian Ladies use to get airtime from guys..

Ways Nigerian Ladies Request Airtime From Guys..

1.If You Love Me.... Please Send Me Recharge Card

Some Nigerian ladies do uses this tactic often to guys.. They make sure the guy they send this message to must have toasted them before. they knew the guy won't hesitate I'm sending to recharge card to them... And after the guy send the card, they won't say 'Thank You'.. They won't call you nor send you a text talkless of flashing your line... I oity some guys that have fell victim..
Some Nigerian ladies are strategist..

2. I'm On My Way To Sokoto, I Want To Call Dad But My Airtime Is Insufficient

Some Nigerian ladies do lie they are travelling to Sokoto, from Sokoto to Ebonyi until they mistakenly lie they are on their way to Sambisa Forest too...
This has happened to a friend of mine.. His girlfriend called him, telling him, she's on her way to Lagos... She didn't know we see she and her friends inside the Keke napep laughing....
Chaaaiiiii..... Naija babes.... I fall for you ooo...

3. My Mum Is Ill, I Want To Call Her

Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Some Nigerian ladies don't care to lie that their mum is ill whereby her mum's somewhere else doing okay and enjoying her life...
Naija girl:Babe, my mum is very ill , I want to call her but I don't have airtime..
Guy:Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Your mum that I just saw now with your dad both laughing to each other...
Naija babe:Just send me the card..
Guy:Ok, I will... wait for the next 100 years..

4. They Updated Their Whatsapp Status

Some Nigerian ladies do update their whatsapp status saying.. 'I need airtime, I'm broke'.... Am sad here.... They aren't broke guys, they are just looking for the maga that will fall to their trap of sending the guy..
The best reply is that....'Babe... you're sad? please, then go and commit suicide...

5. My Subscription Just Got Exhausted And I need To Do My Assignment

This also happened to my friend's friend... We were inside the room when his female friend sent him the message 'her sub has exhausted and she needs to do her assignment and the worst part is that she said... 'she's broke'... The lady that we saw at the ATM machine that withdrew #10,000 from her account that same day in the afternoon...

6.My Subscription Will Expire Tomorrow

They will compose the message that their sub will expire tomorrow and that they don't know when they will be coming back online.. You know I love you.. Please can you send me #2500 Airtel recharge card? Guys, it's a lie, she didn't love you at all.. Trust me, don't send it to her, send her message two days after.. she will read your message but won't reply...

7. I Would Love To Continue Chatting With You But My MB Will Exhaust Any Time And I'm Broke

Lol.... I intentionally put this to the last.. After serious chatting with them, Some Nigerian ladies will use that moment to ask for airtime.. They know the guy enjoying the chat, so he won't have a choice than to send the card...
This happened to me today when I was chatting with her this morning... I just met this girl through Facebook and we exchanged contact... After a long hours of chat this morning, she sent me this message ;

Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription
will expire any minute from now sad

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe...

Me- You don see mugu..

I drop my pen at this junction..

Guys... feel free to add yours..

Ladies... Bashing is always welcome..

Written And Compiled By:DanceVille

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