Homeboiy:
I can't remember

Oooph!

That means you've engaged in much romantic moments.

TrippleEEE:
Let me tell you a story. I met this girl through a close friend. We were strolling around the campus that night. pretty babe. Normal me now, I wasn't really interested in her cuz I had a G.F but I just had to run my flattery mouth. I rained beautiful words on her even though I didn't mean anything I said.

The next day, my phone rang and it was an unknown number. When I picked, I was surprised who the person was. 'It was the babe I met last night". She asked where I was and I asked how she got my number cuz I totally remembered that I wasnt drunk when we met and we didn't exchange numbers....

I told where I was and she told me where to meet her.( Meanwhile I broke up with my babe that day. )... I hurriedly went to meet her and she got a drink for me. I was really wowed cuz that was the first time a new girl is acting all independent. I noticed her countenance when we spoke and her mannerism and realised that this is a Boti babe. (Me na normal street boi.). So after some discussion, she insisted that I see her off. After getting to the school gate, I told her I'll be retreating but she stylishly said that I'm not a caring guy, and I don't even want to know where she stays.


Like play like play, I followed her to her place. She lived in a well furnished one room self contain. She told me to open the fridge and get something to eat and when I opened the fridge, hmmn, what I saw ehhn . I never see am b4. I form. " Babe I'm not hungry". She insisted that I wait then that she's about to prepare stew and remember, I just broke up. Was supposed to have fellowship that evening but I melo. I bone.
I waited. Just to eat before I leave as she Insisted.

I was innocently flirting with her while she was cooking. The food done. She served me like Prince Charles and I suspected that this might be the begining of an experience of a life time. Nobody ever treated me like that.

After eating... She insisted that I spend some time before going except I'm not enjoying her company. Princecharming me, I obliged.

Awwwwn!







So sweet!

apholaryn:
damn! you still remember that night, you still can't move on

Lol! The guy was stucked with that moment.

.

Don't blame him.

Don't know when some Nigerians have become Vampire that are storing blood.


May God punish you all. Wicked people!

lalasticlala my boss.
Come and share your experience bruh! And other nairalanders so as to catch fun.

lalasticlala my boss.
Come and share your experience bruh! And other nairalanders so as to catch fun.

GeneralPula:
Damn..
Nothing romantic so far..

Why bruh?

Sadiqali24:
my first comment on romance section .

she's now my ex-
she was drinking yoghurt and ask if she could get me a cup too, I accepted to drink on the condition that it comes direct from her mouth.
the lady poured some yoghurt in her mouth and move straight to my mouth then pour the remains from her mouth that follows through my throat to my stomach. the feeling was out of this world.

Wow! Welcome on board bruh!

That's gonna be a hell of taste bruh! Night not to be forgotten.

Pharmatom711:
Hi

Awwwwn... That was so beautiful....

X'mon, share your own bro.

Yohans:

I wish I could but I can't cos I have never had a girlfriend.

Oo oooh! okay bro

Another death alert!

God please save this world and this country.


May the good God protect you and your family.
CoronaVirus will not visit your households.

Another death alert!

God please save this world and this country.


May the good God protect you and your family.
CoronaVirus will not visit your households.

This is a mystery!



For this lockdown, wetin man no go see bayi.


This specie of snake is called 'Lizard snake'.
Juz an observation.

This is an act of nonentity.


Kehinde, you put your thing inside a one year old thing.. Wait! to do what? For her to conceive or to satisfy your devilish pleasure?


Act of Immorality and insanity.

I can understand your pain bruh!

No need to stress yourself' juz try to get this done.


Soak Garri with Groundnut or Kuli.
Add little water and don't add Sugar.

Drink it up bruh, then have sex with her.
Don't rush the sex, just go in slow and slow.
Don't do missionary bro. Try another style like Doggy.



You gonna thank me later, she will scream mad!

EzzyCarter:
Just gained admission into uni. Twas resumption date after sorting out registrations and stuff. Night came and I linked up with dz particular babe. We were classmates in sec schl even wanted to date her back then but she no gree
She got admitted a year before me so I needed someone to show me round. I called her up and we met up. She was really excited to see me and she gave me a tight hug. We took a stroll and I found her hand in mine. We went really far and then it started to drizzle. We stopped around the ICT centre ( twas around 12'am now). She looked into my eyes and she said, "Kiss me now" I didn't even wait till the end of that sentence b4 I locked lips wit her in a steamy kiss. Lol.
One crazy night guard cut our moment of magic short sha. He flashed his torch in our faces twice. We both laughed and we took off . Twas indeed an unforgettable night...it took me a whole year before she finally gave me the "orientation tho" stubborn but absolutely stunning babe she was... she's married with two kids now...
typing this z got me really nostalgic

That's gonna be a night to remember bruh!

Yohans:
Hmm, nice stories up there.

Share yours bro.


Let's have fun

[quote author=ZINIBANKS post=88314891]Let the lies flow on [/quote
Share yours bruh! let's have fun.

Starboytwo:
Ok I was going through a pretty rough time in my finals, project not going fine as my lapi dey do wahrah, pocket empty as I was broke as church rat plus babe was going home for break, damn...

We got to the park with her friends, normally I use my wahrah influence to get them bus ASAP(anybody know the royal rumble at unilorin park) but that day I was sorta prolonging the departure, and she waited with me, we held hands, and walked super slow...

Then later her friends got in, and she was the last person, some guy already whining blah blah, I left her hand and gesture her to move on... She turned facing me, touched my face and asked if I'd be okay? I nodded... Then she enter bus...

Then she came down, I heard her saying I'm coming, I'm coming, she ran toward me and we hugged so tight, for like 5 or 6 seconds but it was so intense, my blood was hot, hers too, I bet she felt whatever I felt, cuz we both had some expression on our faces..breeze started blowing all those leaves upandan, I swear, no be lie, some kinda energy was there that day...

Horn started blaring, people staring, so I escorted her back to the bus, the driver be looking at me like "wetin dey do this one"... She got in, got her head out the window and I kissed her forehead... I think the drivers got enough and slowly made away... We stare till I couldn't see her anymore... But I stood there...

She was my Joy that year, my surest banker, beautiful and very intelligent... She'd always fry me egg and plantain at night...

Awwwww

Oooh! That's really romantic bro.

Just like Indian movie!

vickyhow:

Good am Bruv!
How many meanings does whining have please?
Guys tend to use it in different contexts!

People just tend to use it when it comes to them been over rated for something they consider normal.

SlimHan:
Now ex...
I was seeing him off on this particular night.We got to a busy junction where we're to depart and he just asked out of the blue moon
Can I hug you?

I raised my head in shock ready to object but dude didn't bother to wait for my response and just pulled me to himself with all eyes on us.
(He knew I'm a very shy person and would definitely say NO hence his refusal to wait for my reply)

Guys didn't wanna miss the chance babe

ubunjja:


How is that romantic?

negro you have had sex, nothing romantic about it

Oga! So sex just occur like that without having romance first?

Lol! Oya share your own, make we hear.

Specialraph:
Mine is whenever I'm singing the national anthem

National anthem.? Lol!

Auladimeji:
The day Barcelona defeated PSG 6-1
I hugged a dude that I hates so much because that moment I was overjoyed On a norms,I can never hug dude.shake hand is okay

Lol! that's funny.

fattprince:
Okay she's my ex now. We were trying to get hostel so we went to a cyber cafe. So we started playing about and talking catching trips because the guy in the cafe said no light we should wait. But what made it romantic was another couple that was there. The guy was looking more beautiful than my babe and her guy or friend was more handsome and looks richer but they were really looking at us with a look that says they wish they were us. And the first time I kissed her. It was bliss. She closed her eyes. And I was wondering why because she just told me the day before she can't kiss me. After like 5 secs looking at her I placed my lips on hers and she didn't withdraw her lips. I looked into her eyes again, still closed I just went all out. I kissed her for like 2 minutes in a public place but it's in the night. That was my best moment with a girl ever.

Very romantic bro.

Akinsoladwayne:









Applaudise,you really are a legend bro

You're whinning me abi? I'm sure, yours gonna pass my own.
Share your own bro.

EmzyT:
Omoh, my own na just yesterday night ooo, one girl wey dey crush on me badly, i just lie down for my room na him she come ooo, we come stroll small then come back to my house, we dey outside na him i start dey chop this girl kissing oo, we kissed passionately even Romeo and Juliet were Jealous But she gree allow me penetrate or press Booby sha.. She say she be Virgin, Fine. I don comot my hand for the Kpekus, but that her big breast eh, i go press am die today weda she like am or not I dey now sha, make she come first

Lol! you be boss oooo.

EzzyCarter:
:

C'mon bro, tell us your own bruh!

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Cheers

Lol! Oya share your own bro.
Make we hear am.

He must have been threatened to keep shut.

How could you reversed your statement just like that? Chaiii! People and their way of lying.

Thunder wey fire you all dey do Yoga!

Sanwo Olu.

You're doing well!

Keep on the good work!


Something is telling me that it's only to APC members and their wards/constituencies.

God dey!!

Audio Food sharing!