Pylony:
this break na for casket them go celebrate am.

shu....guy easy na. e never reach dat level

make una no worry, mmm self wan go Christmas break

kennyjam:
my twin bro go go hawk pure water come give the girl the money.....

hahahaha......this get me crack up

ayofimihan:
For my sch, They no deh wan hear Boyfriend Girlfriend shii. but I was dating the Dopest Chic(Miss 'My school') in sch and None of us deh hide am.. We go see for morning deh do like married couple.. Kiss.. hold hands and everything.. they called our parents.. flog us tire.. We no gree oo.. They Eventually let us be and we Lived Happily ever after.

Hope say d happily ever after na marriage things...lol

iluvweed:
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... , na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... ....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... ......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... .....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... .....chai I don wicked from small.....

Guy your mind strong oooo.....shu

dem wan make money without any cost of sales.

Chelsea this days are something else, u first score against dem, u are looking for trouble dey first score against u, u are already in trouble.

mighty5050:
Man city all the way .. match to end 3: 0

Guy how market

Kenth3433:
carry your broke ass go siddon somewhere

Money monger

Hmmmmm noted, u wey no be money monger y u dey do mmm.

Seriously all this boils down to money....take for instance someone who don't know where his morning or afternoon food will come from, trying hard to pay bills, hard to buy materials even to do photocopy na war.....aw do u expect someone like dat to make distinction in all courses. This alone will distract him even if he make distinction in his cgpa.

GossipHeart:


Coca cola is a private company ??

Let me not pull the trigger on you

I think wat he means is dat, cocacola is a public limited liability company and not a government own company wic provide essential services to her citizen but a company wic aim is to make profit. And since Cocacola is listed in d Nigerian stock exchange, dat makes it a PLC, where d public can subscribe for it shares.

Stupedinluv:
Who endowment epp

By their word ye shall know dem....hehehheh

ellahzy:
that fan really get time to dey observe another person trouser


what's RMD wearing btw

Wetin your eyes find go there

john4reala:
Alafia Bus top before orile

Chairman I know dat place very well, I don't think its Alafia Busstop before orile wen coming from mile2.

xendra:
fake-ass unreliable naija police. couldn't go to save d boy now dey need help wen it already done. if i knew i wont tell them nothing. they are always late.
....i cant stop thinking those people who did this are somebody's husband or someone will marry them someday. God save us from lucifer.

How will d little boy get justice if u decide not to say anything even if u knew d place.

hehe

dre11:






So, some families still dey use "kolo" in this century.......



If he has used the bank..... the wife wouldn't have have access to the money


This MMM bug sha

wen b say banks go charge u unnecessary amount say na maintenance fee, or SMS alert or one mumu thing to deduct money from person savings acct. wen I read my book, I learnt that banks are suppose to give interest on your savings acct if u don't withdrew more dan twice in a month.

But in d case of a typical Nigerian bank, d interest won't be granted and if its been granted, it won't be up to #5.

D man kuku wise up so dat one yeye bank won't charge rate on his savings.

dEastActivist:


[b I've noted your point and it can be acceptable if in the consciousness of the Union or in conformity with the union constitution but All I'm saying is that ASUU should punish any defaulter to show credibility of the Union else no one will take them serious... This is a test of relevancy and am observing the whole drama in 3D.
This is a clarion call having no guilty institution in mind. Goodnight [/b]

Good night bro...

dEastActivist:


There is no room for being sentimental here.
This kind of excuse can only be legal if they have the backing of the Union which they are signatory to.

Who do they even think they are, if other institutions should go the way they've gone when they have internal issues, then let it be known that ASUU will be a thing of mockery that no one will ever take serious and will just die a natural death. By then no ASUU to bargain from the government on behalf of Nigeria tertiary institutions.

There are more responsible way to go about this than feeling on top of the Union like say nah your case worse pass. ASUU should better punish them if they have broken any rule bc this will mark the beginning of their quest to be relevant or go the way of the labour union...

I believe every association one joins have its own rules and regulations and also, there abound punishment wen such laws are been violated, likewise there are exemptions to every laws. So, I think OAU have taken d right step in d right direction. Every decision have its own consequences and I believe Oau have weigh it and have decide on wat to embark on. Cheers

dEastActivist:
ASUU should enact laws that punishes offenders asap...

When the dividends starts pouring in, they will remember they were part of the Union but go against its leadership...

Everything concerning this set of people from the waste side is always full of betrayals and treachery.

When they succeed in destroying ASUU, I will now know how the tertiary institutions will fare without a union..

How do u expect a school that has always go on strike once a month in every semester during d 2014/2015 session. Even b4 d commencement of the 2015 /2016 session, dey went on strike due to VC appointment issue. Thanks to d FG that help ameliorate d matter. Now, ASUU wants to embark on another strike, do u expect OAU to join d strike wen exams are on going and likely to be over on or before 26th of Nov?

Wat is d essence of d prayer if dey will still become nuisance to d society. All this are just hypocritical act.

However, dats a nice attitude from dem since dey recognise their creator b4 embarking on their daily activities.

Well am not surprised, since Nigeria is their biggest turnover and highest sales. I think they are using a system call price discrimination in Nigerian market..

Still wondering how he get under d truck..... RIP

[quote author=Zoharariel post=51011990]TB Joshua, Oonii kuure with the scripture you're quoting. The foolishness of you & your God that couldn't reveal to you the impending doom & collapse of your building - Oloshi Oloriburuku.

That is the only reason I fell out with Babatunde Fashola for not incarcerating your black monkey ass for the death of hundreds of innocent South Afrikans.

We can't all be as dumb as your gullible, brainwashed & brain-dead followers.

A fake dubious fvcking prophet who sells anointing water for 5k. I wonder where in the bible Jesus did the same - Omo ale jati-jati ikeji aja![/quote

Make your point and stop hauling insult as if your life depends on it. I wonder if u get old papa picture for house.

lifezone247:
auto correct don do you strong thing

seriously my broda

Iheanocho no dey did l match

it seems d coach want to dual on counter football this second half

is dat an offside or onside

Phi001:
Chisoos!

Iwobi why na?
Pesin papa

lol

NeChErEnO1:
e remain make Algeria win Nigeria make i chop 313,700 naira 4 bet9ja oo! Nigeria abeg una go qualify but una go lose dis match make chop small money! 4nw I bi Algeria fan o! Biz first

choi....Pele ooo. u don lose this one